smashall20:


Today, but I doubt it can win, too many yes, all 'No' is just easier. I think its maximum of 6 entries for yes and 6 for no

Sane and Dybala are moving for sure.

PerfectlyPerfect:

Don't say this. He could get it and transfer to you or someone you love.

People who feel they're morally upright have this false sense of superiority and jealousy towards the 'sinful' people.

They believe the sinful ones deserve punishment for their wayward lifestyle even though such lifestyles are generally lawful.
They forget they are humans too and make mistakes.

I guess they are envious of the so-called immoral lifestyle they have deprived themselves as a result of the bondage of religious morality.

On the contrary, religion itself encourages forgiveness and reaching out to immoral souls to help them change their ways but I suppose Nigeria's religious people are different.

lawman88:
Hmmm. And I just booked a lady from Codedruns.com to spend the weekend with me for 30,000. Some of this girls can be suckling your dik for hours and the next thing, they pull it out of mouth and chuk it in their pusy. You may not think of condom until you finish work

And it's when you finish work you'll come to your senses, asking whether it was really worth it. The anxiety is second to none.

Lust is the death of reason.

BecaciaBarbie:
I can totally relate to all you must have gone through before going for the test...mine wasn't sex, mine was just a silly me being fearful because a nurse injected me, without me confirming if the syringe was a new one or not...I suffered in pains for over a month having all the symptoms because I was scared she must have used a non sterilized syringe, but thanks to God result came out negative...I was the happiest lady on earth that very day, and I also began to appreciate little things of life.

That feeling when you've got a second chance.

So relieving and it's gets you to reflect on the 'common' things in life. You're generally thankful and you get to look at life from a totally different perspective.

I'm cracking up like mad.

Divay22:

Hmmmm
I'll take this words to heart.
Few words but one life is saved.


Thank you

Divay22:

Hmmmm
I'll take this words to heart.
Few words but one life is saved.


Thank you

I'll always look out for you henceforth, Marianne/Jewel.

You'll be great.

Divay22:

Lol
Why?

People would need you; you've not met them yet. You should stay alive for them because you have a role to play in their lives. You're important to them.

Divay22:
She's right

Don't die. I don't want you to.

It is estimated that in the next decade parts of coastal areas would be lost to the sea. Solomon islands is dramatically disappearing as we speak. Global warming is real. Sadly some people are still ignorant and doubtful about the situation.

alezzy13:


And like such 'drugs' with addiction potential, unless you quit on time, irreparable damage may be done to the body.

Safe sex isn't harmful to health.

For some us, sex is the only 'drug' that keeps us going.

KingLennon:
The children of this Generation are so soft, is it because they are called indomie generation? Only 100 Level o? We dat we drop out during 300 Level and still went back to school and started from scratch nah? Wetin we for do?





RIP bro....

You're lucky to have supportive people who didn't give up on you.

Savage200:
There is always a smell of sex if you get close to her

Sounds funny but you're right. There's this musty smell that emanates from a woman ( a man also) after a hot steamy sex session.

I remember one Saturday morning I had to drop by my guy's place to get something and when I got there, after knocking on his door several times he opened and immediately I was hit by some strong fetid pussy-dick smell that sent me staggering backwards.

He and a couple of friends had just clubbed the night before, then came home drunk with a couple women with whom they had an alcohol-fuelled orgy.

Right there I had first-hand perception of sexual smell. It was totally disgusting.

Oh ffs!

Okay maybe it's acceptable if naive teenagers do that but as you grow up you should realize affection is random and totally unpredictable.

You shouldn't hope and pray for someone to love you because if they do, they're not going to hide it. Don't push it, don't try to impress with money or gifts, don't act desperate. Just let it flow, seamlessly and effortlessly.

Their Nigerian accent sounds like shit to us the same way our 'fake' American accent sounds to them.

People around here who try to speak with a western accent don't know how stupid and ridiculous they sound.

People don't realize how difficult it is to speak with an entirely different accent even with professional training.

Emancipate yourself from emotional bondage before you get yourself into a psychological catastrophe. Only you can love you.

Happy people.

Hiring a chef would be better than ordering every time.
Also, I don't like cooking too.

Vaginismus?
STIs?
Dry vajajay?
Enormous dick?

Nanatrendy:
is that friends with benefits?

You got it.

Sudden death secondary to cardiac arrest? Likely.

One of my fears sleeping with random women. One time I had an asthmatic and I had to be really careful with her. Made sure she came with her Ventolin inhaler.

You know I would have passed, but she was really insistent and I had to do her the favour. Thankfully, we had a successful romp.

Zhegx:
A dirty pig. Girls that have smelly hair, scattered rooms, mouth and body odour.

This picture from that primary school English textbook! Nostalgic!

My deal-breaker? If she isn't comfortable being a FWB then it's 'nice meeting you Rosaline, have a great day ahead'

Beautiful bare back I'd love to hit b@reback.
( See what I did there? )

I can see she's got the dimples of Venus. I have them too. One of my numerous FWBs loves it so much and she told me people who have it are great love makers.

I wouldn't know if that's scientifically proven but all I know is that it's a superficial representation of the sacroiliac joint.

For the first trimester I think she can do whatever she wants to do about it, but beyond that she must realize that it's a human inside of her and she can't just flush it out except of course on grounds of health risks to her or the baby which is the only reason, I think justifiable for abortion at that stage of pregnancy.

I wouldn't keep a foetus that's threatening my life, neither would I give birth to a physically, mentally or genetically deformed baby. If I were a woman, that is.

I fear for their health. Opening your mouth near that stinky garbage truck? Not romantic, and definitely not hygienic. *gags*

Damn! this guy

Was she like, humping you? I mean, for the life of me, I don't understand how you could possibly cum from a girl sitting on your laps.

You must be one horrrrny testosterone-pumping, pubertal male.

She can't get preggy from that though, to allay your fears. That'd be worse.

Borrowed laptop, car and drive, IN A GARAGE. (fixed that for you)

If it didn't start in a garage then it can't be a promising startup according to my brothers at Silicon valley.

You can't help yourself, can you?

You're vulnerable and a hopeless romantic.

Don't fight it, just fall. It's what you want, what you crave for, her love. Feels like a beautiful thing you know.