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"daddy's boy" sorry just had to join it

Daddy's boy

when i'm sad, i eat a lot

Ingredients

Chicken pieces
2 tables spoons flour
4 large Carrots
2 medium green peppers
(you can substitute the carrot and green pepper for the frozen mixed veggies sold)
a handful of green beans
1 medium onion (u can omit it if u don't like onions)
a small bunch of spring onions
2 tablespoons of Curry
5 tablespoons of Vegetable oil or olive oil
Pepper to taste
Knorr or maggi cubes to season chicken
salt to taste

Preparation

1.Season your chicken with knorr cubes and onion if u want and start to boil
2.while chicken is boiling u can cut up the vegetables if u bought them fresh. A bit of the spring onion green leaves should be chopped also because it adds a flavour.
3. when the chicken is done make sure there's still a lot of stock remaining if not add water. You can now add the curry, oil and chopped greens beans, allow to boil for 5 minutes
4. add the chopped carrots and spring onions (in the case of the mixed vegetables u can add all at this point) leave to boil for 5 minutes then u can add the chopped green peppers. at this point u can add your pepper and salt to taste.
5. mix the flour with a little water and stir very well to remove lumps then pour in into the pot stirring very well but carefully so the chicken doesn't scatter. reduce the heat and allow to simmer for 5 minutes then then the sauce is ready.

when u say sauce i'm assuming its not stew so it has too be a sort of gravy.

Ingredients

Chicken pieces
2 tables spoons flour
4 large Carrots
2 medium green peppers
(you can substitute the carrot and green pepper for the frozen mixed veggies sold)
a handful of green beans
1 medium onion (u can omit it if u don't like onions)
a small bunch of spring onions
2 tablespoons of Curry
5 tablespoons of Vegetable oil or olive oil
Pepper to taste
Knorr or maggi cubes to season chicken
salt to taste

Preparation

1.Season your chicken with knorr cubes and onion if u want and start to boil
2.while chicken is boiling u can cut up the vegetables if u bought them fresh. A bit of the spring onion green leaves should be chopped also because it adds a flavour.
3. when the chicken is done make sure there's still a lot of stock remaining if not add water. You can now add the curry, oil and chopped greens beans, allow to boil for 5 minutes
4. add the chopped carrots and spring onions (in the case of the mixed vegetables u can add all at this point) leave to boil for 5 minutes then u can add the chopped green peppers. at this point u can add your pepper and salt to taste.
5. mix the flour with a little water and stir very well to remove lumps then pour in into the pot stirring very well but carefully so the chicken doesn't scatter. reduce the heat and allow to simmer for 5 minutes then then the sauce is ready.

there's a soup that consists only of mushrooms...its an igbo soup forgotten the name. don't know if other tribes cook it too. really tasty. my mum used to prepare it when i was in nigeria. unfortunately, i don't know the recipe

Ugba!!!! with lots of canda, crayfish and dryfish its been ages

Microwave cake

Ingredients

4 tablespoons flour
2 tablespoons sugar (u can use more or less depending on your taste buds)
2 tablespoons cocoa
1 egg
3 tablespoons milk
2 tablespoons olive oil or vegetable oil or melted butter
1 large mug or bowl
vanilla essence (optional)
Preparation method

Prep: 5 minutes | Cook: 3 minutes
1. Add dry ingredients to the mug, and mix well.
2. Crack an egg and add it to your mug. Be sure to mix it well to avoid any pockets of flour in the corners. Pour in the milk and oil and mix well. Add the vanilla essence if u want.
3. Put your mug or bowl into the microwave for 3 minutes on maximum power. Wait until the cake stops rising, and sets in the mug.
4. If necessary, run a knife around the sides of the mug or bowl, and tip the still warm cake unto a saucer

The cake would harden as it gets colder. so if u want soft fluffy cake, u eat it warm, u can microwave it again if it get's cold and hard.
I actually prefer the hard one

any type of rice o.

Yes...

Are u cheating on your partner?

Theblessed:

[b][size=16pt]B r e a s t of so many girls are fallen, they bemoans

Why? Don't you know why it has fallen? Because of you!

Because of all the fornications you do with these ladies, that resulted in unwanted pregnancies and Nigeria culture itself doesn't help, either. A culture that condemns a woman that had a baby, as second-handed and one would ask, who gave these ladies these babies, after all? Na, tree or electric pole?

Because of the stigma attached, these ladies are forced to run to the abortionist to terminate their babies so that, society would perceive them, as virgins - really?

Now after all these mess, what happened to the b r e a s t you're on about?

Because, the b r e a s t starts preparing milk as soon as you climb down your horse (you fornicator!)thus, activating or triggering the lactating hormones to produce milk ready for the baby and in the process, it enlarges/increases the size/weight of the b r e a s t and in doing so, stretches the skin that holds the b r e a s t in the natural, uplift position that you desire, and the final result is?

Your NOSE sags and drop down to your ankles, while you're here moaning!

I have a word for all you fornicators who are here, moaning - 'you can't eat your cake and have it' and your sins have finally, caught up with you!

Keep damaging Nigerian girls while you seek to marry virgins - and whose virgins will you be marrying, this time? Perhaps, the one you met in your dreams.

But how about the ones you damaged, who will marry them? Maybe, your Uncle! Ah, the Sugar-daddies are all waiting to take the damaged article thereby, causing havoc in peaceful homes, and leaving society to pick up the dysfunctional aspects.

Now, I challenge you all, plead your innocence!

Can you count the number of babies you've joined hands to kill and pour their blood in the drain? How many?

Confess it now, as you bemoan your fallen - Nose!

Remember, judgement awaits![/size][/b]

gbaam!!! you hv spoken well

A good book... i remember giving my teacher a book called Hadassah. she loved it

sadeiyare: 1. The primary purpose for you is marriage. You were made because of the man. Don’t kid yourself. Your priority is not your career, ambition or peer-fantasy, be careful what you say. Eve was made for Adam. Marry a man that can easily forgive you. Adam forgave Eve.Don’t be fooled. Let your guy name the relationship. When the purpose of a thing is not known, abuse is inevitable. Adam named Eve (He called her ‘woman’ bone of my bone and flesh of my flesh).The fact that your relationship is eventful does not make it right. Remember Samson and Delilah.Don’t marry a guy that is not hard/smart working. Adam was working when he met Eve.Can you label the day you sincerely, from the depth of your heart asked God for a husband? Be specific, even Jesus said, “Ask and you shall be given.”Do you know that getting married is obedience to God’s word? Pray to God to give you the power and wisdom to obey His word.Your mother-in-law can be the revelation to your husband’s heart. Did you read about Ruth and Naomi?Guys are very physical. Your looks matters. It took Esther a year of physical purification to be made his queen by her king. As faithful as Abraham, his wife was to kill for.
10. When the guy is not focused on you, watch out! He might have other ladies distracting is attention. A double minded man is unstable in all his ways.
11. If you are not being a good daughter, you will probably not be a good wife/mother. Remember one of the Ten Commandments that say, ‘Honour your father and mother and it shall be well with you’.
12. God will preserve your husband in a package in which only your virtue can unravel. How Rebecca met Isaac.
13. Sex: If you can’t wait till after the wedding, it is not worth the marriage. Marriage is honourable when the bed is undefiled. You can only find this out after your wedding.
14. When it comes to marriage, only two people are important, your spouse and God. Some other people might act important, but they are totally insignificant.
15. Guys marry ladies that domesticate them, not the ones that excite them.
16. A guy will only marry the lady that speaks to the king in him.
17. You have to be sensitive. Eve was brought before Adam. He could have rejected her, but he knew that she was his wife. It took God time to create Eve, if you reject your spouse, it might take Him another five years to make another.
18. Be focused, you can only marry one person. If your eye is single your body will be full of light. With focus, comes clear sight.
19. Never marry someone that does not fear God, because a day will come when you will need only God to intervene in your marriage. What do you think will happen?
20. Before you say, “I do,” that habit, can you tolerate it for life? He might not change. Think about this.
21. If he doesn’t give to you in the relationship, there is a big probability that he won’t when you are married. Remember, God so love that He gave.
22. Better marry the guy that loves you not just the one that you love. It is more difficult for a guy to love; that is why the bible admonishes guys to love.
23. Be specific! Write down what you want in your husband.
24. The guy you will marry is God’s correction for all the flaws in your life. Just like Christ to the church, the husband is to present his wife holy, spotless and blameless.
25. Family is important. No the family you are getting married into because their issues will be your issues for the rest of your life.
26. Do everything to win the guy you like when you have the opportunity. Ruth was ruthlessly wise with regards to Boaz.
27. Before you say, “I do,” there is a spiritual decision of sacrifice you have to make concerning your guy. Every Christian has her garden of Gethsemane, but every praying Christian will find her angels there.
28. Jesus is the one that would turn water to wine at your wedding, not your guy. Look up to Jesus, the author and the finisher of your marriage.
29. Love of money is the root of all evil; don’t let money be the foundation of our relationship. It will lead you nowhere.
30. Life and death are in the power of the tongue. Be wise; speak what you want to see in your relationship.
31. Don’t be too forward lady. That guy can be the best thing that can ever happen to you martially.
32. A guy prefers marrying a lady that says, “Good morning,” to the one that says, “Hi.” Guys don’t compromise respect.
33. God created a feminine woman. Guys do not want to marry a Jezebel. We all know how she ended.
34. Love is not just two people looking at each other, it also involves them looking at the same direction.
35. The first time he slapped you and said he was sorry, this time he punched you and said he was sorry. The next time he will kill you and God will tell you, “I am sorry.”
36. Stop looking for a domestic guy for a husband. Are you a domestic wife? We are born in a digital generation. When you get there, you will cross the bridge.
37. Can you identify the moment like Jabez when you prayed sincerely from your heart, “Lord give me my husband,” and God did not manifest him?
38. Don’t dress shabbily; no guy wants to marry a naked wife.
39. Be transparent, a guy can tolerate his girlfriend’s shortcomings, but he wants to marry a near perfect wife.
40. It is a very thin cord that separates a girlfriend from becoming a wife.
41. Your heart should be so hidden in God that the guy has to go through God to find you.
42. It is through faith that you will get that husband. God will never give you anything good outside you exercising faith in Him. Remember the children of Israel could not enter into His rest because of unbelief.
43. Know this; God has a husband for every single lady. His wisdom is supreme.
44. You say you are a Christian, just the way you know your birthday, do you know the day or date you got born again or that of your guy? Never compromise salvation; it is the key to our eternal blessing, your blissful marriage inclusive.
45. Guys don’t like talkative. If you love him show it. Love is an action word.
46. Much more than your guy loving you, love yourself. Guys love ladies that are confident in their individuality.
47. The fact that your last relationship did not work does not mean that you have issues. It only means that you are not fully developed for marriage. Continue to work on yourself. Trust me when I say it is the same for the guy.
48. You are not going to get married inside the magazine. Marriages in the magazine have being edited. Be real, much more than candle light and roses, marriage is also day light and dishes.
49. Only the maker of hearts knows the two that best fit. Seek God’s will before you go into that relationship/marriage.
50. The anointing you respect is the anointing you attract. And this is the anointing that will work for you. Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen.

thanks for sharing...

lol....sorry for laughing. but its good u didn't slap her. You must really like her to cry for her...i'm assuming the cry wasn't cos of the hotness of the slap but because of the issue that caused it?

Haba!!! she's watched too much romance movies.

If i say his name then he'll know he has a stalker...lol

The one that bothers me is why they use weird colours like red, purple,etc....the eyebrow should look natural not make u look like a clown and they draw it in weird shapes too

I never knew i could be crazy abt someone again

This girl has no style, such horrible dressing

Lengthy sermons not accepted