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Celebrities / Re: Ten Worst Nigerian Celebrity Stage Names (Part 1) by Bluemoon1(f): 2:55am On Aug 23, 2012
the p-square name got me wondering too. and as for 9ice ....if we pronounce it correctly it will be "nine ice" tongue
Fashion / Re: How Do I Soften My Natural Hair And Stop Breakage During Combing? by Bluemoon1(f): 2:48am On Aug 23, 2012
i've tried almost all these suggestions and my hair once dry becomes too stubborn. my curls are extremely tight so they always tangle. I've tried deep conditioning but it didn't really make a difference. even when my hair was relaxed it always gave me problems. need help too
Fashion / Re: My Hair Is Breaking Off!! Any Effective Product Out There I Can Use?? Plsss by Bluemoon1(f): 2:41am On Aug 23, 2012
I remember when i dyed my hair red and it started falling out in clumps had to cut everything low and start growing natural hair. Don't know abt hair products but try taking supplements that contain niacin. been taking it and my hair has become a lot stronger( doesn't break easily)
Fashion / Re: Ear Piercings! by Bluemoon1(f): 2:36am On Aug 23, 2012
I've got the industrial too. 4 piercings on my left ear 2 on my right ear. would get a nose one soon
Jokes Etc / Re: Pregnant Goat! by Bluemoon1(f): 8:12pm On Aug 22, 2012
i smiled at the jokes o...but na the goat make me laugh. nice one grin
Romance / Re: 10 Reasons No Man Wants To Marry You.. by Bluemoon1(f): 8:07pm On Aug 22, 2012
yamunla: You are in your late 20s and early 30s and almost all your
friends are married; including that ugly, short and fat Jane!
Yet you think you are a good wife material, but you are still
single and getting really worried. Well maybe guys are not
looking your way because you are guilty of a number of
these offenses:
1. You are too haughty. You are the “independent”
type that acts as if you don’t give a damn about guys.
Your oversized ego has
beclouded your reason for so
long to make you think you don’t
need men and you can do well
alone all by yourself. Typically,
you will quickly size up the guy
and bring him down with
intimidating looks and sarcastic
responses. Well, I suggest you
marry yourself.
2. You are looking for Mr. Perfect. You want a well-
built, neat, romantic, hardworking, honest, God-
fearing, faithful, dark, tall and handsome gentleman
man from a good background who has a good job,
drive a good car and loves you unconditionally. I’m
afraid that perfect guy you read about in a romantic
novel isn’t real. He only exists in the writer’s
imagination – and yours. Wake up gurl. You’ll never
find a perfect guy – anywhere. Just like you, everyone
else is imperfect. Accept that fact or wait for the guy to
emerge from the book and marry you.
3. You smell desperate. Men have a special ability to
smell desperation in a woman. Unfortunately, we find
that odor very offensive and avoid it like a plague. Now
your parents and friends are asking you frustrating
questions about marriage, and you are so sick of
those questions so you’d do anything to get the next
available guy to marry you. You need a man so badly
and justifiably so. Unfortunately for you, the more
desperate you are, the less attractive men find you.
4. You pay too little attention to your appearance.
You don’t want to look like a bitch. So you always
dress down, doesn’t wear make ups and are unkempt.
You are just pathetic. Even stunningly looking ladies
are still in the husband-haunting market; and you
really think a guy will leave all the attractive women
and come for you because he’s “good guy”? Well, if
your goal is to have him sleep with you, some men
won’t mind. But if it’s to get him to marry you, then,
you are so mistaken. Haven’t you been told that men a
visually stimulated?
5. You pay too much attention to your appearance.
The fact that men are visually stimulated doesn’t mean
they are unreasonable. Some men may make
awkward choice of a sex partner, but when it comes to
a life partner, men are painstakingly selective. If not
you’d be married by now. Every man dreams of
marrying a decent lady, not some bitch who won’t
mind going naked on the street to get cheap attention.
6. You are rather too sexually naïve. Each time he
talks about sex, you act like he has just committed a
crime, because you are a virgin or you don’t want to
appear promiscuous. When you do that you only
make him wonder how boring or frigid you are in bed.
Normal men like sex. And whether you want to agree
to it or not, if he doesn’t have a hint that you can
satisfy him sexually(either practically or by
insinuations), he’s put off (most of the time)
subconsciously. That’s when men say things like
“there’s no chemistry”, “I don’t feel her” or “we don’t
connect”. In other words, your insensitivity to his libido
repels him.
7. You are too boring. If you could choose between
two guys with equal qualities in all ramifications
except that one is boring and another is interesting,
which of them will you rather pick? The interesting one
of course! So why do you think if he has to make a
similar choice, he’ll prefer the boring you to an
interesting lady? You excuse yourself by saying “I’m
the quiet type”. Being an introvert is different from
being boring. Men are logical by nature and therefore
they tend to be more futuristic species. So, he’ll picture
the two of you alone in your home. No one looks
forward to a boring home. Some ladies are
uninteresting and uninterested.
8. You nag. This is by far one of the most annoying
behaviors a lady can exhibit. It is alarming however
how many women nag. All in the bid to get him do
what she wants, when she wants it and how she wants
it, women typically become nags to achieve their ends.
This is rather selfish and insensitive. No matter what
you hope to achieve, nagging will never get you
anywhere. And it will drive men far away from you.
9. You are insecure. It is normal for women to need
constant reassurance. What is not cool however is for
them is to make their guys’ lives impossible because
of deep-rooted lack of self-confidence. Insecurity is an
awful but common issue amongst many women. No
matter what the guy does, it hits their weak point. If he
looks there, he’s checking out another girl. If he’s busy
with work, he doesn’t love you. If forgets an important
date, he doesn’t care. If a lady calls him, he’s cheating.
You suspect his every action and inaction and react
awfully even to well-intended gestures. That way, you
will drive every man in your life away, and fast.
10. You are too stubborn rigid. Being principled is an
admirable thing, but being unreasonably unbending is
unattractive. All in the name of being principled, you
go around with a lousy air of sauciness and you want
a million guys to come asking you out? Your very long
list of do’s and don’ts that must be strictly adhered at
all times in all condition is not a plus but a minus. You
are unbendable, unreachable and unteachable and
you actually pride yourself about it. Well, I got news for
you; you are going around with red beeping alert that
says “keep off guys, I am a robot!”

i agree with this...
Celebrities / Re: PHOTO: Ini Edo’s Carbon Copy Found In Jamaica by Bluemoon1(f): 8:00pm On Aug 22, 2012
DheBuck: But they dont look alike na!!!!

my dear...no resemblance
Nairaland / General / Re: What Are You Addicted To? by Bluemoon1(f): 10:30am On Aug 22, 2012
austushi1:

Trust me pretty, he's not doing his job well! Can't b with a girl if she's not giving me attention! Habba! Which level nowwww! He should create fun dat would get u distracted from ur facebook addiction. So hw do u guys cope if he's with u and ur "facebooking"?

lol...that's the thing. its a new relationship so he doesn't know i'm addicted yet grin
Food / Re: Wat Is Dat Special Meal U Love Takin Durin Special Occassions? by Bluemoon1(f): 10:00pm On Aug 21, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgqI163tSoE&feature=player_embedded


there's a video here too. this one is mixed with abacha(cassava)
Food / Re: Wat Is Dat Special Meal U Love Takin Durin Special Occassions? by Bluemoon1(f): 9:58pm On Aug 21, 2012
its an igbo delicacy...the leaves are not the ugba dish ogrin the ugba is the sliced seed...its the seed of a plant...
the recipe is here http://www.allnigerianrecipes.com/salad/african-salad.html
Nairaland / General / Re: What Are You Addicted To? by Bluemoon1(f): 9:27pm On Aug 21, 2012
austushi1:

Go get urself a bf to help u occupy ur idle times
i have a bf dear...so that's not a solution
Food / Re: Wat Is Dat Special Meal U Love Takin Durin Special Occassions? by Bluemoon1(f): 9:27pm On Aug 21, 2012
Ugba is african salad...not the one made with cassava but the one made with the ugba. to me it can be eaten on a date.

Forum Games / Re: Start Your Own Word With The Last Letter by Bluemoon1(f): 9:14pm On Aug 21, 2012
Tumbler
Romance / Re: Three Things You Can NEVER Do For Love. by Bluemoon1(f): 9:13pm On Aug 21, 2012
Emmy9ite: a..n.al abi oral...check well
na a*n*a*l i talk o...very disgusting lipsrsealed
Literature / Re: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by Bluemoon1(f): 3:23am On Aug 21, 2012
@Cuddlemii I want to play o
Forum Games / Re: Nairalanders Lets Play The YES Or NO Game! by Bluemoon1(f): 10:29pm On Aug 20, 2012
No...Are you bisexual?
Nairaland / General / Re: If You Were To Have One Super Power - What Would It Be? by Bluemoon1(f): 8:56pm On Aug 20, 2012
gold fingers...anything i touch becomes gold
Nairaland / General / Re: What Are You Addicted To? by Bluemoon1(f): 8:53pm On Aug 20, 2012
I'm addicted to Facebook...i need help cry
Romance / Re: Why Do I Find It Hard To Fall Inlove? by Bluemoon1(f): 8:44pm On Aug 20, 2012
Onila-is-cool:
cry cry cry I fall inlove once in 10 years

I wish we could switch brains..lol. i consider this a good thing..always good to have your head properly screwed on so they don't mess you up. I on the other hand fall in love easily...When the right one comes, you'll fall in love.
Romance / Re: Can You Donate Your Kidney To Your Lover? by Bluemoon1(f): 8:42pm On Aug 20, 2012
Nope...
Romance / Re: How Do I Impress Her Without Spending Unnecessarily by Bluemoon1(f): 8:40pm On Aug 20, 2012
If she's already demanding all this when relationship never start gan gan then run away now...

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Food / Re: What's Your Most-hated Kitchen Chore/task? by Bluemoon1(f): 8:32pm On Aug 20, 2012
washing plates...
Family / Re: Which Of These Did You Do As A Child? by Bluemoon1(f): 8:29pm On Aug 20, 2012
- Dip the bread inside the tea done
- mix the entire white rice and stew before eating done
- pour dry garri on your bean porridge done
- share the meat and let the eldest pick done
- suck out the marrow done
- can't eat the meat until you finish the food always ate my meat first
- put the morning tea in freezer to block i no know this one o
- bite the crown and put into the bottle of cook done
- Use the meat to finish the remaining eba once soup/meat don finish. i go throw the eba
- Put the medicine inside the roll of eba done
- Licking the plate with your tongue after eating Nope
- after eating biscuit or bread you use your finger to remove the ones on your teeth and then lick it? Nope (meat? yes)
Romance / Re: Three Things You Can NEVER Do For Love. by Bluemoon1(f): 8:20pm On Aug 20, 2012
Can't deny christ in anyway
Can't take a blood oath
Can't do analS*x LAI LAI!!! e no dey happen
Literature / Re: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by Bluemoon1(f): 8:11pm On Aug 20, 2012
This thread has scattered o! @denzel2009 where you dey?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Pictures Of Nairalanders - Please Post Yours by Bluemoon1(f): 8:06pm On Aug 20, 2012
Chai!!! some pple get mind to post pic o...let me grab my popcorn and be viewing....

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Pictures Of Nairalanders - Please Post Yours by Bluemoon1(f): 7:55pm On Aug 20, 2012
kilimanjaro: My laptop screen has broken!
i don laff o... Jesu!!

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Literature / Re: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by Bluemoon1(f): 5:32pm On Aug 20, 2012
Everything is getting really confusing and the spirit of the game is dying. Would have been better if each team took turns not everyone posting at once...
Literature / Re: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by Bluemoon1(f): 5:31pm On Aug 20, 2012
sweetcocoa: ^What is he talking about?
i wonder
Literature / Re: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by Bluemoon1(f): 3:05pm On Aug 20, 2012
deeplow: Abeg o,can someone who isn't playing profer a solution to one of the scenarios?
i think u have to join the game in order to give a solution

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