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rationalmind:
Lol. The OP comes across as a troll. That story while not impossible is implausible. From how he scattered her head during sex to how the guy built a duplex along the road to their house while he's still a tenant . There's just this element of fabu to it.

Yes, it looks like fabu true true. He's sounded like all those boys on ashawo thread that claim they knack woman 30 minutes doggy, 20 minutes missionary and 15 minutes lizard style

raumdeuter:
Na diggz way be that, If you remember his spat with funlord, wey diggz brought out wads of $10k, showing his pent house with his 3 cars

When I read the story, I instantly know say na diggz

I remember his battle with funlord. It was bloody, they both brought enough receipts. Na that dollar diggz use share grace (no pun intended o) That was how people started calling him mompha

raumdeuter:
diggz see wetin your ex dey tell her husband about you, Say you dey use money oppress dem for street

https://www.nairaland.com/5870665/wife-just-told-me-she

The story is very funny. The wife's ex sef na Jehovah overdo he Dey serve. Him own too much.

Imagine building badass duplex on the street Ur gf and her husband rent 2 bedroom . He still buy 3 cars keep inside compound....now the ex gf and her husband have to trek past his duplex everyday going out and coming in. They see his cars while they trek. The ex petty pass.

The love the wife get for the husband go just dey depreciate on reducing balance method

pamcode:
Sanchez handled the ball before scoring if I can remember well. The handling helped him control the ball.

Baba he didn't handle any ball. The only controversy in that goal was Ramsey initially trying to contest for the ball (which would've ruled him offside if he did) only for him to allow Sanchez do the honors of placing the ball past Courtois.

iamoyindamola:
Abula

I think it is the one with Gbégiri they call abula ni.

I don't eat Gbégiri, I've not tasted it for once. I can't imagine tasting beans in a soup So many times I've abandoned amala I planned eating because they added Gbegiri

pocohantas:
You are wicked BRD. Why are you doing this to me?

When u cook that oha that day did u remember me in Ur kingdom? I've been looking at u with corner piece eye since that day

pamcode:
You guys scored first courtesy of Ojoro by Sanchez in that fa cup final.

Which ojoro?

Akposy:
Hello Foodies.... It has been ages

Missed you all. I was welcomed by lots of notification. Where will local boy start from now

You are welcome ch(i)ef

I had amala Buka and ogúnfe after a long Corona break

iamoyindamola:
Yeah saw that

Shey the A40 vs Airmak later happen ni? I know A40 was talking about Airmak's involvement in the coogar show and all....I thought they had both got to the end of the discourse ni, didn't know they were still going to battle.

The Guinness stout I drink yesterday just quick close my eyes ni sha

raumdeuter:
Blueraydick and larride

While browsing a page in ASUU and IPPIS on home page I saw this thread and this tweet supposedly from a lecturer
https://www.nairaland.com/5867879/ippis-joe-abah-how-ghost
Can you tell what is wrong with this tweet

www.nairaland.com/attachments/11564538_20200517234454_jpeg87413a22f16394811b8dfe7245f40424

Well, the tweet shows he doesn't know the difference between "loss" and "loose". He's also not aware of the difference between "bothered" and "bordered".... These kind people dey get friends wey dey help them proof read any thesis or journal article before they send it out.

Funny enough, he seem to know his Chemistry well going by the bio on his LinkedIn page

larride:
At the bolded, it doesn’t. Those agencies were set up as revenue generating agencies and the Act establishing them gives them the legal backing to take out revenue collection cost for their day to day running. ASUU is not. There are over 400 MDAs drawing salary from IPPIS platform, using[b] CBN, FIRS, NNPC and NCS[/b] who are revenue generating agency as shield is just ASUU trying to grasps at straws.


Those years of strike by ASUU has given them a lot of powers especially over their respective University management and a tool to blackmail the government. That rubbish must stop.


Even the current ASUU National President, Prof Ogunyemi is from Olabisi Onabanjo University (OOU) which is a State University. State University are owned by state government and their salary are being paid by the state government. I won’t be shocked if it’s revealed that he’s drawing multiples salaries from the coffers of the FG.

Does it mean these agencies are self regulatory and don't answer to anybody as regards remuneration of their staff? Well, I don't know much about this and can't argue about it sha, but if this is true it means it leaves room for them to have Ghost workers; which is one of the reason FG is pushing for the implementation of IPPIS.

Meanwhile, it is a known fact these lecturers are not saints just like the rogue politicians dragging them. They are all product of the society we live in.

larride:
Before now, the way the FG pays his worker in the tertiary institutions differs.

FG every month send bulk personnel cost to each University and the Universify managements are the one that pays the lecturers salary, allowances and the likes. It’s one of the reason why ASUU are vehemently refusing to come on IPPIS because it will expose a lot of rot in the system.

The University managements are the one that are supposed to deduct the tax and remit it to the FIRS but ASUU has been able to arm-twist those management (which most of their members are ASUU member themselves) who have 1 or 2 skeletons in their cupboard. Coupled that with rogue tax officials, then you get this concondrum.

Even the list ASUU sends FG with BVN, 1,180 of them didn’t match with the records and had to be sent back to their various institution for verification.

They earn illegal allowances, draw multiple salaries under the guise of “Sabbatical”, they are underpaying PAYE and you are wondering why they are vehemently against IPPIS.

Well, seems this FG vs ASUU is more like evil fighting evil here. The evil that has more leverage will come out tops.

FG paying for shortfall of their PAYE should not have happened at all. They should've laid this bare all along and let people see what ASUU and its members are.....The federal government we are made to understand subsidizes tuition fees for student, what sort of 4ckery is subsidizing lecturers' PAYE again ?

But then again, the FG agencies that are not under the IPPIS makes FG lack moral ground to enforce the IPPIS on ASUU and makes ASUU to want a continuation of their largese( If FG's story is true)

Fkhalifa:
Exactly what happened to me and fans in viewing center, I lost my voice.

The reason I won't add that day was because, I was expecting us to stroll past them with ease, we already won them on thier ground in the league 2 weeks before the final, we were even in outstanding form and with Santi, Rosciky and a full team, I never expected to sweat much.

I got to the viewing center at 1-2 my heart was pumping heavily, if we'd lost the game, I could have experienced high grade depression, I was just waiting for us to score and nothing more.

It was a lovely and memorable day, but it was too pulsating.
I already had Malaria losing to Birmingham in 2011, The suffering and fear of that day will not make me remember it in a good way like that jare

That Birmingham game, I hate it till date.

iamoyindamola:
That game was a hell, I went out that day hoping to meet up before they start but shiit hol me I find one fast food relief myself had to buy something sha .

Then I got to viewing centre to see 2 goals down bro sweat cover me no be small, I wan run but awon olote Dan see me shame no let me go again, we die here
Santi omologo put one inside we no talk cos arsenal no they trustworthy, then kosc eruiku bundle us level their father we Dan get our voice.
Extra time giroud chop bar e pain me then Ramsey did the unbelievable mehn we scatter the place one guy go order drinks for us and the olotes trophy less Dan over.

Baba no be small thing. That years of trophy drought do me take amongst my friends. All tru university dem be dey use am enter me....but as we carry the cup my Belle sweet no be small

larride:
@BlueRayDick

Regards our ASUU matter, read this from the OAGF

https://thenationonlineng.net/you-underpaid-paye-tax-fg-slams-ASUU/

I read the article and I need to understand something here. Pray tell, who is responsible for paying university lecturers? I mean is it ASUU or Federal government?

1. The reason I need this clarification is the claim of the OAGF saying ASUU members underpaid payee. How? I work in a private firm and before I get my salary is paid my pensions and tax is deducted from source. The accounts/ finance department is responsible if whatever tax they deducted is underestimated or not remitted as required. The tax authorities have a job to take it up with them.

2. I think it makes no sense for government to make such statement as " ASUU members have been under paying PAYE tax for years and they have been covering for them " It shows the government, ministry of finance, FIRS, OAGF etc have very useless. If a set of taxpayers have been underpaying tax for years running into billions, is the sensible thing to do not write to them or their employers for clarifications or sanctions ? Why are we reading about this senselessness in a national daily at this period ?

3. You remember you talked about FG being the employer and that they should be able to dictate the contract if employment ? You know were of the opinion that the employee(ASUU) should not be dictating the terms of salary payment when those ones were saying they are not ready to drop BVN?

Now see FG claiming they rely on list submitted by ASUU which contained dead members . Are they supposed to rely on such lists without verification ? Is that how an employer that is supposedly powerful behaves?.

afrodoc2:
Guy, e don pass “even if” level.

As someone said, na gay dem call you no be say you kill person.

Embrace your inner man.

Which kind level of evil be dis na? Èwo tún ní embrace your inner man?

raumdeuter:
ABove is another example of how the deranged donjazet will never mind his business

In the post greatihex is a hypocrite, nihilist and Dayo live a perverted sexual life

yet he is the one wearing lipstick, consuming gaypoorn, made a GAY actor his role model, once had a crush on his roommate, running oil on his body, wearing chokers

Ẹ̀gbọ́n ẹ need gbogbo eleyi na......ko neccestry rárá....ko neccestry

Dyt:
Lmao

So it's not only ladyswitz that stole picture
Even those on the yeye page stole too

BluerayDICK and Hathor5
Male una gimme una likes oo

E be things

Anyways thank God belle no be showglass; hence such people dey post salad and chicken online while his digestive system is processing some real garri Ìjẹ̀bú and ground nut

donjazet:
Finally you na craseman
I don weak wella sef come confuse

So you are trying to prove I am gay by selecting 3 posts out of more than 10,000 posts I have made on nairaland.
Well I don give up.

I really liked the show, not because of sexuality but the complex storyline as boldy stated there. I stated I liked the characters based on their storyline but somehow, your foolish brain is interpreting it differently. You trying to spin as me being gay, na you sabi.
It's no hidden knowledge that almost all American movies or series have sex scenes or gay content. This was unique because they actually showed the actors private parts which is very rare.

At this point, I dey even ask myself why I am defending myself over gay accusations on an internet forum.
If anyone thinks I am gay, fineooo come and beat me

Baba Na that “REAL” wey u type for caps spoil everything

The most memorable match for me as an Arsenal fan was the Arsenal vs Hull City FA cup final. That is one day I can say I lost all home training and decorum due to celebration.

The match had started with most of the fans including myself in high spirits until Hull city fired two goals past us. As the match progressed, it was looking more likely we will concede more through set pieces. It was just like all our players are dwarf including the two CB's.

Santi Carzola's free-kick goal before half got me dazed and gave us a glimpse of hope. It silenced most of the guys taunting us at the viewing center( I prefer watching key/important matches in viewing centers to get that fan's togetherness atmosphere and to troll other rival fans)

When Koscienly rugged out the second goal, I cant remember the total number of Arsenal fans I shook hands with and hugged . That feeling of hope was indescribable. After the penalty save heroics of Fabianski at the Semi finals, I was confident we will win the match via penalties after 90mins.

Then we started the extra time on the bright side, having majority of possessions and losing chances. Then Gibbs lost a chance that wouldve put us ahead for the first time. I was livid and felt like taking a plane to Wembley to rain heavy blows on his head

Then the magic moment arrived with Ramsey placing the ball right in the right corner of the net. Immediately the ball touched the net I pulled off my cloth, ran out of the viewing centre shouting my voice Hoarse; Goaaaaaaalllllll. I ran back inside and kept shaking and hugging all Arsenal fans. Even non Arsenal fans came around congratulating us....Then we began chorusing : "Ole, ole ole ....Ole.....".

We were so sure of lifting the cup now, then Matersacker slipped while trying to handle a clearance, Fabianski came out to assist with clearance but he was deleted and It was only a matter of second before we go back to square one. I was sweating profusely and couldn't put on my shirt after Ramsey's goal. By stroke of luck the ball didn't hit the back of our net and We all heaved a sigh of relief.

By the time the ref blew the final whistle I couldn't describe the kind of joy that filled my heart. the trophy drought was over! I was so excited i didn't eat that night. . Late into the night I was chatting with my friends who are Arsenal fans

Which Arsenal match was the most memorable one that had u busting with emotions?

simonjassy:
@blueraydick Pascal's Wager is based on a false conclusion that the god you believe in is the 1 true god.
So in reality even when you believe in a god and your god turns out to not be "the 1 true god" you share the same fate as those "who never believed".

The post I addressed was referring to a Christian (Dayo) and I specifically stated it that most modern day Christians adopt pascal's wager ( knowingly or unknowingly)....

Greatihex:
ogam, if you are one of those like the ones you described above, please choose a side and stop playing yourself. God is not a man that can be deceived. Before him all things lay bare.

Okay sir!

afrodoc2:
The guy na one man MOPOL. Real lone ranger.

Aswear, he's the real deal