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Ebukacute:
Na you spoil pas everybody for here doc. Who do you this thing.

U don see doctor wey no spoil before ?

GloriousGbola:
We had an internal issue some years back. The company was getting forex from cbn to buy product. One dude in finance had our cfos password and token and was buying forex from cbn and running his own transactions. It blew open when the company made a request from cbn for forex and they were like we gave you guys forex a week ago.

The officer running the scam was doing his own round tripping or something. Anyway the long and short of it was he had made a fuckton of money and he had an escape plan. And he japaed. This was 2013/14. The cfo (who had always been an overly trusting person and a little dumb imho) had to resign.

Some ogas are very casual about allowing subordinates to use their credentials, especially for tasks that are crucial but tedious.

But the real fun part of the story - the oga Pata paras at the top reached out to the guy in the abroad and
rehired him. Apparently they wanted to know exactly how he did it.

Normal level! Some companies who get forex from CBN get people wey dey run some of these things lowkey for them.

Na who dem catch with evidence be thief

GloriousGbola:
It is the Nigerian attitude towards loans. The average Nigerian sees a loan as free money. Go to any thread where loan apps are being discussed and you will see Nigerians aggressively defending taking loans and not paying back. And this is a problem across all strata of society - since we have so many so called billionaires who also take loans with no plan or intention of paying back

I was at a bank last week having a chat with the customer service and beside me was another guy who came to complain at the customer service he received a debit alert around 2.am for a transaction he never initiated.

The customer service lady requested for his account details and spooled his account for details of the transaction. She asked if he has any sports betting account linked to his account and he responded No. After further review of his transaction details she asked if he took loan from a particular loan company and he answered yes.

After further probing from the lady, he confirmed he was due to pay them at a particular due date but his account was not funded. As soon as his December salary entered , those ones just collect their money while he was sleeping at 2.am . He was now saying he's confused because he logged on to his loan app and it still shows he has outstanding with them (obviously the debit has not yet reflected because he came to the bank around 8.15am). I been wan laugh but I just comport myself make the guy no change am for me

He came with the mindset of fighting with them in the bank that they did unathorized debit on his account, only for the bank to let him know that they didn't initiate the transaction but he did based on whatever document he had sign with the loan app company.

larride:
I dey read people lamentation on that post dey laugh. They prolly think it's free money that's why they agreed to those agents taking cuts from money they will pay back.

Every single person wey dey work for that NISRAL suppose dey efcc net like this from their DG down to each of their field staff.

You know a lot of people most especially in the northern parts of the country where they do more of agric got money from Anchors borrowers and didn't pay back. I'm sure most people who took this NISRAL own took a cue from that. It may even be a case of those who missed out on Anchor borrowers making it a point of duty that they will not miss the NISRAL largesse.

Good for them sha. We cannot be complaining Nigeria is too indebted and we ourselves don't want to pay back our loan from government. At least this will serve some of them a lesson that sometimes awoof dey run belle

GloriousGbola:
i was wondering the same thing - as in why would EFCC be going to Dangotes office to look for records of forex transactions when CBN should already have copies of all these records in their possession

the real problem is that EFCC is only good for media performances and not actual convictions

that Dozzy guy being investigated by the Feds is blowing the usual grammar, but when you are indicted by the US DOJ, your goose is already cooked.

The bold is the crux of the matter. EFCC is good at issuing press statements, "storming business premises & residential premises of suspects", doing detention here and there, etc and after months of court hearings the suspects will walk and sometimes the court will even order EFCC to pay the suspects damages.

In this Dangote and others matter, u will be surprised that some of the professionals who train EFCC operatives even consult for these big companies in different capacities. People who divert forex are not dumb enough to leave their yansh open na

GloriousGbola:
https://www.nairaland.com/7958443/efcc-probes-dangote-bua-50

Seems chickens may be coming home to roost for dangote.

Most of the companies involved are really big companies that have smart & experienced financial analysts , accountants and auditors in their employment . They also have standard legal departments and have big law firms on their books .

Dem go don clean up the house tey tey. Whatever EFCC will come up with eventually at the end of their investigation may not amount to much as far as indictment is concerned in the long run .

Spy360:
Giroud had a goals per games ratio of 0.42. In simple terms that means he would be scoring 42goals in 100 games. In comparison, Adebayor will score 43 in 100; while van Persie will score 47. The only person out of that class will be Henry who will score 60 or Lacazette who will score 36. Based on the evidential analysis above, no one should call Giroud useless. Call it amala or whatever delicacy that irritates you, it remains fact.

Lmao.

Na people wey no know ball go dey follow u do this kind yeye argument. Shebi na the same minutes Van Persie that is always injured and Giroud that is mostly fit played for Arsenal?

U think say u dey wise? Go and bring their goals vs minutes played in an Arsenal shirt; I don pass people u go dey use bias stats draw into nonsense argument that will spiral into series and series of Amala turning.

If to say I no dey alive or I no get access to TV when Giroud played for Arsenal it would've been another thing entirely.

Spy360:
First of all, this argument is not about Giroud Vs RVP. It was some of us that brought that up out of desperation simply because I brought out stats of main strikers for Arsenal which even included Henry, Adebayor and Lacazette. So why are they not comparing Giroud with Lacazette why RVP? That's because they want to score a cheap point.

The argument is whether Giroud was useless playing for Arsenal and I brought up stats to prove that he wasn't useless as suggested by haters. Someone that has similar stats with RvP and Adebayor cannot be classified as useless irrespective of how we hate him.

If it was Chamarch, we'll Ok. But please not Giroud.

No body is arguing their levels of quality but as far as their stats show (for Arsenal only as Jodera demanded) their figures are not world apart as some of you may want to force us to accept and the stats is only in games they actually participated not when they were injured or didn't feature at all. Giroud himself has more accolades/medals generally than RVP both for club and country. But let's leave that aside. Facts don't lie only people do even with facts slapping them on the face.

Plenty talk yet no evidence to prove Giroud was not an average striker for Arsenal. Bang average!

Na who get time go dey follow u do amala turning.

DissTroy:
Remember when I used to do analyses of security votes pocketed by Governors across states while blaming them for partly being responsible for insecurity? Well, the questions are being asked and soundboarded.

https://www.nairaland.com/7957859/rising-insecurity-governors-turned-security
Only the person asking now kept mute when he had direct access to the President.

Until the injunction is lifted and security vote expenditures viewed through public scrutiny prisms, the insecurity in Nigeria would only continue to get worse.
Governors like those of Benue State and others, including the one who rode to power aboard the pious clergyman carriage, would continue to pocket these monies while innocent citizens are slaughtered.

Devil supposed punish each and every member of the judiciary that granted such injunction. The judiciary is one very critical accessory to corruption in this country and most times we overlook them.

That was how Peter Odili got a perpetual injunction restraining the EFCC from ever investigating his tenure as governor of Rivers state. According to Reuters:

The former governor of Nigeria's richest oil state secured a "perpetual injunction" against arrest by the anti-corruption police in a court ruling on Wednesday.

Peter Odili governed Rivers state, which has an annual budget well over $1 billion and where most of the estimated 5 million residents have no power, clean water or access to functional schools and clinics, for eight years until May 2007

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Ballzproblem2:
Palmer nominated for player of the month, can't remember when last Chelsea player won.

if he comes out as the winner,there will be tears in my eyes.

Kudus will most likely win it.

iamoyindamola:
We should not forget he went about 7 matches from his debut to get a goal for us
Some of this clowns will say shebi TH14 also went on same run but giroud is the reason wengay didn't win additional epl
If you as a cf play with prime ozil and sanchez with only fa cup to show
Wahala they

As in.... This guy had only one job to do which is to tap-in goals or nod-in corners and somehow he still managed to have poverty numbers to show for goals. He doesn't even get injured as van Persie used to.

Omo! As u rightly said, person wey no fit make am with Prime Ozil & Sanchez. Tueh!

obainojazz:
Bye Naija 🫠

Fly safe

He's not wrong .

But can he provide evidence that he didn't keep security vote as pocket money while he was a state governor?

Una get time sha.

Giroud was an average striker who managed to score 16 EPL goals for Arsenal twice and failed to have a shot on target at a world cup his team won. Simple!

No amount of whitewashing or revisionism will change these things.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]The Military always want to make sure they are above any law.

The other day, it was FRSC officials beating one like a thief...

When i was in the police station, a guy was brought in for possessing drugs, and he called his brother that was a Naval guy.

That one came and wanted to act bossy. Omoh, police drag am throway for station, and kept him there till they deemed it fit for him to come back.

Everybody always have a problem with them.[/color]

It's one of the damages so many years of military rule has done to this country. The top military hierrachy still think they are the law in this country and they pass this mentality down to their subordinates who then misbehave within civil population.

KingTom:
He even has a south western accent, walahi you go soon hear say dem don lock am up. Useless boy

He most likely doesn't know it won't cost his seniors anything to throw him under the bus. I won't be surprised if they parade him and demote him by a rank for violating their social media code.

The boy no get sense even though he's only speaking out a reflection of how they think generally in the military with total disregard for civil laws.

Overtake don overtake overtake o.

https://www.nairaland.com/7957357/wahala-nisral-began-deducting-loan

So people got NISRAL loan under Buhari's govt and shared the loan disbursed with agents who helped them facilitate the loans. Now NISRAL is deducting the principal amount automatically from the beneficiaries account through their BVN and they are crying cos agent chop as much as 50% of the disbursed loan.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Are you surprised? Isn't this Nigeria?

Apart from the fact that he said a lot of worse nonsense, he's right on a point.

Lagos/Badagry expressway has to be the worst constructed road in Nigeria/Africa and the Universe.

I would assume that they would model it like Apapa/Oshodi expressway that has a Service lane, where people moving from one short point to another can use, or Ikorodu road where you can go back by using the inner roads, rather than travelling so far to turn, but no.

From Agric to Barracks is less than a km, but because there are no accessible U-turns, i would use my bike to ride almost 6km to turn. Even Sanwo-Olu cannot do that.

They should just kill their idea of having a toll gate, use the last lane as a Service lane, so people that are returning from short distances can do so, just as Apapa/Oshodi expressway is.[/color]

U are right about the terrible design of Lagos-Badagry expressway. I went for a party at Agbara before the end of last year and I was a victim too.

On my way back I wanted to find my way to Igbo Elerin junction cos the map clearly showed me there's still a way upfront for me to enter service lane; that's how I continued on fast lane and discovered there was no other way o. When I stopped to ask people instead of continuing to trust google map, I was told there's no way to turn except I get to Mile 2.

Somehow I found my way around that bridge after Iyana-Iba where u can descend the bridge and some boys mounted a kinda road block where they will allow u pass to find ur way back to Iyana Iba if u drop something. I had to pay them , drove down the road they opened and finally found my way to Iyana Iba. I can't imagine driving down to Mile 2 when I don't know the traffic waiting for me there.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C1p1lvWNvMm/?igsh=MW1jbXo0YTFtanR4Mg==

This should give us an insight into why exactly soldiers misbehave and think they are above the law in this country . Smh

Only God knows the kind of training/orientation they gave these guys that made them believe that a governor who is the chief security officer of a state does not have the right to effect their arrests when they are caught breaking the law.

So it’s safe to say any policeman or other law enforcement trying to arrest military personnel is only endangering his own life in this country

raumdeuter:
I think Reno posted something that govt should ban betting

I don't think it should be banned but when you see videos like the ones you posted I agree that something should be done many in regulating

The people who lose are the poor while the rich owner of bet shops win

I don’t think anything should be done about betting . If anything , maybe they should ban the adverts of betting companies on TV promising to make people instant millionaires with few thousands of naira as stake .

I mean just the way miracle on TV was banned under Obasanjo administration. U know it didn’t stop those seeking miracles from going to dem Oyakhilome , TB Joshua and co…. But at least those who still want to go there cannot claim they were hoodwinked or brainwashed based on the advert they watched on TV.

There are some things u can’t ban like alcohol, betting, faith based practices like miracle in religious centers , etc . But u can ensure that whoever is indulging in it is going into it all eyes opened.

Even if u say u ban betting in Nigeria , trust me enough Nigerians will use VPN to register on foreign bet sites and still continue betting . Placing a ban on betting will only result to loss of income for business owners and government in form of taxes they will be unable to collect after the ban.

iamoyindamola:
Ibime is chopping his iptv alone without telling us
Typical wicked abroadian😠😡
I was watching arsenal and Fulham I was just angry with our play and the stupid stream
I just dropped it when they score 2 because I dan reach boiling point

It can be very annoying ; especially when ur team is not playing well

Itsrm:
The cost of data nko? People seem to overlook it. Every weekend, I watch Chelsea, Manutd and Arsenal matches. Maybe City and Liverpool depending on who they are playing. I also watch Carling, FA, Champions league or any one that comes in between.

No way I won't spend almost the same amount of money DSTV is asking for to stream.

Same as myself ; that’s why I just close eyes to do the sub no matter how I vex reach for their constant increment in price . Some of those streams at times just go off midway into the match and they leave u hanging .

iamoyindamola:
I pity those who still subscribe to them

Na because some of those streaming sites/apps are not reliable na.

I was streaming man utd’s match vs Villa and the thing just frustrate me so much with iterminent buffering ; I vex go sleep . The next day I kuku vex do DSTV sub I had promised myself not to do again .

That DSTV monopoly still dey Favour them.

nihilistjnr:
Maybe Emiefele na Ajitu.

Big time Ajitu. He don too watch Yoruba nollywood tire .

Lolachef:
I am fucking single.

Use protection.

raumdeuter:
See masquerade juju already in the mud from Ability
No gree for anybody this 2024

A true definition of NO GREE FOR ANYBODY. This Masquerade fucked up and found out
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— NaijaDelta001 (@GracedUp1) January 3, 2024

Ability don knack masqurade back for ground

Ab0bii:
Good. Tell us more, as you heard of such, did the people concerned follow the instruction and get better or otherwise

I say I hear, I didn't say I see.

So many people say things without proof; like u saying money disappears into safe