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raumdeuter:
I got this same stat from a guy who is a CEO of a Nigerian company. Every girl is going for those 1%. Last last na aspiration, the reality is that majority will end up marrying for the bulk of men available

I guess everyone is allowed to dream, but the reality is only few dreams come true.

There are quite a handful of ladies I know personally who are in their early to mid 30s actively looking to settle down. The problem is most of the men that have been coming their way have one or more "comma" that makes them unsuitable for marriage. The guy may have a decent job with a roof over his head, but turn out to be AS genotype while the lady is also AS. There are those who are unsuitable for marriage due to religious differences, tribal differences, etc.

Imagine having all of those factors stacked against you, only to see a decent guy who tries to plan ur future with u and u call him stingy because he's not spendthrift .

raumdeuter:
You are in the Nigerian labor market, What percentage of single eligible(non yahoo boys) men make over #1m a month in income probably less than 20%?

You know some women dey like the bragging to their peers my BF bought this for me, by bf did that for me, Maybe 2 BF are doing this but 100 girls will be jealous and looking at that 2

I said Percentages and Probabilities are the most important topics in Maths and Life. 2 out of 20 SIngle men can afford iPhone with their honest wages, that is 10%(PERCENTAGES) of the population, Yet 90% of females want those 10% of guys. What is the PROBABILITY that the 10% will chose you out of the 90%

According to StatiSense, only 2.4% of Nigerians earn N200k & above monthly. That 2.4% comprises of men and women o, married & single.

It's safe to say an average single lady from a struggling background hoping to get married to a legit guy will marry from that pool except she's extremely lucky or she decides to go the other way by marrying Yahoo boy, drug mule, NURTW,etc

How they don't see this reality dey always Muse me.

afrodoc:
Shebi I told you that someone has been lying to him. Na internet dey deceive Semenyo. Genuinely and equally ke? 😁😁😁

😂

Somebody that blasted the ball into the stands with his left foot while standing few centimeters away from goal , dem say he’s skilled with his left foot equally with his right

FBS:
Reporting From the Internet

Footedness of Antoine Semenyo
Antoine Semenyo is genuinely two-footed, which means he is equally skilled at using both his left and right foot. This unique ability allows him to be versatile in his playing style, making him effective on either wing.

Reading this, one would think they are describing Santi Carzola or Ousman Dembele who are actually two footed fotballers that are highly skilled using both right and left foot.

Semenyo dey GBA with his fake left foot abeg!

iamoyindamola:
This country is just turning on its own, what kind of mistake is this

Could it be an error from the Nigerian bottling Company or it's counterfeit production?

Ọmọ! Everything just dey happen! pic.twitter.com/XmYmQMfd8w

— Ọ̀gbẹni Tọm (@Ogbenitom) October 15, 2026

Though it is the same company that produces both Eva and Fanta in Nigeria (NBC), I don't think the error is from them. In fact, I don't think it is an error because Eva and Fanta definitely have different production lines . There's no way the cap of Eva water will find its way to the Fanta production line.

The drink is probably a fake that was packed and mixed with original fanta. I think that was all those distributors do now, they mix counterfeit with originals. I mentioned here how I went to a big popular supermarket to get Hennessy for my baby's naming ceremony. We kept scanning with Hennessy reveal App and observed that before we confirm one bottle of original Hennessy, we fit don scan 6 to 8 that are clearly fake.

To my shock, all the dozens upon dozens of Henny we scanned that turned out to be fake, they didn't remove them from the store, they still kept it as stock and I know they will surely sell it to unsuspecting customers because they also didn't know it was fake when they were supplied by distributors. So, they don't want to take a loss.

GloriousGbola:
obligatory

social media and old media too have messed up peoples brains with regards to entitlement

Yeah, they are living in a bubble.

iamoyindamola:
The fact that these clowns will ask guys what their fathers can't provide for them is annoying, look at that one emphasising on I hate stingy men
Yet the next was worse compare to the one that is economic but tagged stingy

One thing about girls like that is: they almost always lose the responsible and reasonable guys that are have prospect of being financially stable in the future; only for them to either end up with a guy who is highly irresponsible despite being "rich" or they marry "faworaja" (Guys who are full of shiit, but have mastered the art of deceiving ladies with luxury they don't have until they are married and reality sets in).

afrodoc2:
Someone lied to him that he can use both feet. When trying to use that left to dribble, he carries it like a walking stick.

It's just so annoying to watch even as a neutral fan. Even if his fellow players are scared to tell him , the manager supposed fit tell him to stop the rubbish and play with his natural foot.

iamoyindamola:
When you go gen-z church

The extent of delusion in this our generation is actually scary and worrying. It is so troubling that even in places you expect common-sense, the level of blind commitment to destructive delusional fantasy is just mind-blowing.

Omo ehn.

The rude awakening that awaits all of us. pic.twitter.com/Wh8mGhqPXP

— OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 (@OurFavOnlineDoc) October 15, 2026

As much as I'm not a fan of the Bolaji guy, I think he was making sense till the other ladies said "Men Dey".

A lot of those ladies are deluded thinking there are tonnes of legit single men out there with good jobs willing to spend hundreds of thousands on them .

The truth is even a guy from a well-to-do family will not settle for ladies from struggling backgrounds who require a guy to finance their lifestyle while they only offer love and companionship.

It’s safe to say Semenyo is Man city’s Noni Madueke

This rubbish Semenyo is doing with his left leg is funny sha

VAR gives it anyways .

That should not be a penalty

Dem really swear for Semenyo inside this game , because what is this ?

Bombblacks:
Semenyo is both good and shite at the same time.

You are right , he’s getting most of the ball and pushing attack but his decision making ends up being questionable .

diggz:
Bouaddi!!! Better baller.

He has been on fire since he came on. There’s a clear difference between him and that childish Cherki

Semenyo is either playing his shot into the stands or playing it into the body of a defender . I say make dem check his account .

Only Halland , Anderson and the Moroccan teenager are trying to ensure city takes something out of this game .

Enzo Omo weyrey , he clear referee commot for road

Halland unlucky with that missed header

Dollarama and Semenyo are playing against city . Make dem check their two bank accounts , e get why !

mostob:
he no get chance to paste keeper ni.. 🤣

The keeper saved one shot Bruno managed to paste him ; like he just play am anyhow and it almost beat the keeper sef .

I like his fighting spirit and how he’s either looking to pick out a fellow player out with an attack focused pass or he wants to shoot at goal .

swiz123:
This thing is funny

The driver realized his tire wasn’t gripping and wanted to force it. That’s why he couldn’t hear the woman telling him to wait for the trailer.

I have observed that many drivers find it difficult to turn their wheels full lock when merging so they don’t disturb the fast lane at all.

Kudos to the truck driver who anticipated that the driver could be silly.

The truck driver really saved the day

KingTom:
How can that wretched looking fellow even pay for any damage done in the first place? The guy looks like all those Omo ita we had in Abeokuta back in the 90s that will be rejoicing when going to prison because free food sure

I don’t think anybody has seen the guy’s pictures before the crime ; the pictures we are seeing online are pictures of him after he had already been beaten and dragged in muddy water .

I doubt the guy was wretched looking when he visited the car lot . Let’s not forget that according to reports the car lot is situated inside VGC (An upscale estate on Lagos Island that would ordinarily not allow him in if he was looking wretched )

izzou:
The guy driving the Sienna no sabi anything

He almost killed that man wearing the Orange reflective vest, then decided to commit seppuku by running into the truck

As in…..if the guy on orange vest hadn’t reacted very fast , na him dead body dem for carry commot there .

The stewpiid driver could hear the truck’s horn , yet he match throttle enter express with full speed . The person behind the camera was fooolishly asking why the truck was driving at top speed . It probably didn’t occur to him that as many as they were at the scene , nobody was even trying to warn oncoming vehicles that the sienna wants to enter fast lane

The fact that all the yeye people directing the Sienna are blaming the truck driver in the video is the reason we have accidents on our road .

Moment a speeding truck nearly crushed a Sienna......🙆‍♂️🤯 pic.twitter.com/DrgLm01gW9

— CHUKS 🍥 (@ChuksEricE) October 14, 2026

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Theflint1:
B@balawo don fortify person enter life behind bars.

He fortified better prison sentence for him.

GloriousGbola:
Naija is a classist society. The seller should have been able to guage the person coming to buy. Unless he assumed na yahoo boy. Maybe na economy sha.

He probably never thought anybody will be crazy enough to go to a car lot located inside VGC and attempt to drive away the vehicle without paying.

So na juju make that guy believe say he go carry the Toyota Tundra run and he will succeed 😏

He wan use juju carry N130m vehicle japa

“See what made him think he could make away with a ₦130 million Tundra.”

— Owner of the brand-new Toyota Tundra shares another video showing the alleged juju the suspected th!£f hid in his bag after disguising himself as a buyer in Ajah, Lagos State, before he was caught in… https://t.co/1A8u2W1Mbs pic.twitter.com/ykhLjq2Bi1

— CHUKS 🍥 (@ChuksEricE) October 14, 2026

izzou:
I am not saying it's not a law. It's the insensitivity of laughing about it. What exactly is funny?

Shouldn't he have emphasized on them seeking help, or any channel of mental support, than laughing that you should better die?

Imagine seeing someone trying to commit suicide, and you tell him "You better die oh, or I arrest you".

It's just unfortunate that people like Akpabio can rise as high as being the number 3 man of a country like Nigeria. He is a poster child for a style of leadership that is insensitive, shameless and lack of decorum.

rabazamba:
That is the Nigerian Law for you, Suicide is a criminal offence and Sen. Ekpenyong is trying to call for an amendment, as insensitive as Akpabio's words were, they are the truth as far as Nigeria now is concerned, if you attempt to commit suicide make sure you die because if you don't die you will be arrested. Remember the man who attempted it months ago that was rescued from the lagoon? Eventually the fellow was arrested

Most countries have long decriminalized suicide and attempted suicide . Even Ghana our West African neighbors decriminalized suicide like 3 years ago or thereabouts. It makes sense that Nigeria joins the progressive countries that have decriminalized suicide.

raumdeuter:
If you attempt suicide and you dont succeed, it becomes a crime

APC taking over power is the worst thing that ever happened to Nigeria . Forget about any natural or man-made disaster , no tragedy pass APC happening to Nigeria .

Just look at this MAN listen 👂 to him and see how evil our politicians are. We Must vote 🗳️ APC out. pic.twitter.com/G8MNyBWzOX

— KING OF ALL SPORTS (@Emmanuel_Tips) October 14, 2026