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afrodoc2:
Someone lied to him that he can use both feet. When trying to use that left to dribble, he carries it like a walking stick.

It's just so annoying to watch even as a neutral fan. Even if his fellow players are scared to tell him , the manager supposed fit tell him to stop the rubbish and play with his natural foot.

iamoyindamola:
When you go gen-z church

The extent of delusion in this our generation is actually scary and worrying. It is so troubling that even in places you expect common-sense, the level of blind commitment to destructive delusional fantasy is just mind-blowing.

Omo ehn.

The rude awakening that awaits all of us. pic.twitter.com/Wh8mGhqPXP

— OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 (@OurFavOnlineDoc) October 15, 2026

As much as I'm not a fan of the Bolaji guy, I think he was making sense till the other ladies said "Men Dey".

A lot of those ladies are deluded thinking there are tonnes of legit single men out there with good jobs willing to spend hundreds of thousands on them .

The truth is even a guy from a well-to-do family will not settle for ladies from struggling backgrounds who require a guy to finance their lifestyle while they only offer love and companionship.

It’s safe to say Semenyo is Man city’s Noni Madueke

This rubbish Semenyo is doing with his left leg is funny sha

VAR gives it anyways .

That should not be a penalty

Dem really swear for Semenyo inside this game , because what is this ?

Bombblacks:
Semenyo is both good and shite at the same time.

You are right , he’s getting most of the ball and pushing attack but his decision making ends up being questionable .

diggz:
Bouaddi!!! Better baller.

He has been on fire since he came on. There’s a clear difference between him and that childish Cherki

Semenyo is either playing his shot into the stands or playing it into the body of a defender . I say make dem check his account .

Only Halland , Anderson and the Moroccan teenager are trying to ensure city takes something out of this game .

Enzo Omo weyrey , he clear referee commot for road

Halland unlucky with that missed header

Dollarama and Semenyo are playing against city . Make dem check their two bank accounts , e get why !

mostob:
he no get chance to paste keeper ni.. 🤣

The keeper saved one shot Bruno managed to paste him ; like he just play am anyhow and it almost beat the keeper sef .

I like his fighting spirit and how he’s either looking to pick out a fellow player out with an attack focused pass or he wants to shoot at goal .

swiz123:
This thing is funny

The driver realized his tire wasn’t gripping and wanted to force it. That’s why he couldn’t hear the woman telling him to wait for the trailer.

I have observed that many drivers find it difficult to turn their wheels full lock when merging so they don’t disturb the fast lane at all.

Kudos to the truck driver who anticipated that the driver could be silly.

The truck driver really saved the day

KingTom:
How can that wretched looking fellow even pay for any damage done in the first place? The guy looks like all those Omo ita we had in Abeokuta back in the 90s that will be rejoicing when going to prison because free food sure

I don’t think anybody has seen the guy’s pictures before the crime ; the pictures we are seeing online are pictures of him after he had already been beaten and dragged in muddy water .

I doubt the guy was wretched looking when he visited the car lot . Let’s not forget that according to reports the car lot is situated inside VGC (An upscale estate on Lagos Island that would ordinarily not allow him in if he was looking wretched )

izzou:
The guy driving the Sienna no sabi anything

He almost killed that man wearing the Orange reflective vest, then decided to commit seppuku by running into the truck

As in…..if the guy on orange vest hadn’t reacted very fast , na him dead body dem for carry commot there .

The stewpiid driver could hear the truck’s horn , yet he match throttle enter express with full speed . The person behind the camera was fooolishly asking why the truck was driving at top speed . It probably didn’t occur to him that as many as they were at the scene , nobody was even trying to warn oncoming vehicles that the sienna wants to enter fast lane

The fact that all the yeye people directing the Sienna are blaming the truck driver in the video is the reason we have accidents on our road .

Moment a speeding truck nearly crushed a Sienna......🙆‍♂️🤯 pic.twitter.com/DrgLm01gW9

— CHUKS 🍥 (@ChuksEricE) October 14, 2026

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Theflint1:
B@balawo don fortify person enter life behind bars.

He fortified better prison sentence for him.

GloriousGbola:
Naija is a classist society. The seller should have been able to guage the person coming to buy. Unless he assumed na yahoo boy. Maybe na economy sha.

He probably never thought anybody will be crazy enough to go to a car lot located inside VGC and attempt to drive away the vehicle without paying.

So na juju make that guy believe say he go carry the Toyota Tundra run and he will succeed 😏

He wan use juju carry N130m vehicle japa

“See what made him think he could make away with a ₦130 million Tundra.”

— Owner of the brand-new Toyota Tundra shares another video showing the alleged juju the suspected th!£f hid in his bag after disguising himself as a buyer in Ajah, Lagos State, before he was caught in… https://t.co/1A8u2W1Mbs pic.twitter.com/ykhLjq2Bi1

— CHUKS 🍥 (@ChuksEricE) October 14, 2026

izzou:
I am not saying it's not a law. It's the insensitivity of laughing about it. What exactly is funny?

Shouldn't he have emphasized on them seeking help, or any channel of mental support, than laughing that you should better die?

Imagine seeing someone trying to commit suicide, and you tell him "You better die oh, or I arrest you".

It's just unfortunate that people like Akpabio can rise as high as being the number 3 man of a country like Nigeria. He is a poster child for a style of leadership that is insensitive, shameless and lack of decorum.

rabazamba:
That is the Nigerian Law for you, Suicide is a criminal offence and Sen. Ekpenyong is trying to call for an amendment, as insensitive as Akpabio's words were, they are the truth as far as Nigeria now is concerned, if you attempt to commit suicide make sure you die because if you don't die you will be arrested. Remember the man who attempted it months ago that was rescued from the lagoon? Eventually the fellow was arrested

Most countries have long decriminalized suicide and attempted suicide . Even Ghana our West African neighbors decriminalized suicide like 3 years ago or thereabouts. It makes sense that Nigeria joins the progressive countries that have decriminalized suicide.

raumdeuter:
If you attempt suicide and you dont succeed, it becomes a crime

APC taking over power is the worst thing that ever happened to Nigeria . Forget about any natural or man-made disaster , no tragedy pass APC happening to Nigeria .

Just look at this MAN listen 👂 to him and see how evil our politicians are. We Must vote 🗳️ APC out. pic.twitter.com/G8MNyBWzOX

— KING OF ALL SPORTS (@Emmanuel_Tips) October 14, 2026

mostob:
There's only one Bruno in EPL and he plays for Arsenal. Any other Bruno na counterfeit. 🤣

I wish he got a goal today for his efforts . Bruno is phenomenal, I even wish we got him like last 2 seasons sef .

iamoyindamola:
I Dan tire
Bobo ya werey gan

I dislike players like that who would mess up for most of the game and then get one assist to cover the nonsense they’ve been playing all game .

Anybody that didn’t watch the game but saw his name on the assist list will think say he play pass Raya today

Saka with instant impact 😎

Timber get goal sense sha !

E be like say dem don swear for Madueke 🤦‍♂️

Look at where my striker face when he collect ball 🤦‍♂️

Nice attempt by Merino , but the keeper got it right .