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Jodera:
But they gave Trossard Pepe number na

Pepe na just yahoo boy, Mustafi on the other hand na armed robber plus murderer

Nonsense!

Lokonga was Arteta's signing.

Willian Was Arteta's signing.

Pablo Mari was Arteta's signing as well.

If u think Arteta is incapable of making rubbish signings, just dey play!

Ibime:
Jogginghoe jumps into tackle a lot that's why his tackle stat is always up there

Hundreds of occasions another midfielder will use body to shade opponent off the ball, Jogginghoe will jump into tackle because of his weak body

Other times he is suppose to sprint, recover ball and give to teammate, he is too slow so he will make a lunging tackle and put the ball out of play or anywhere goes which could still fall back to an opposition player (though it's a successful tackle)

You see the way Partey chased down Antony and simply collected the ball with his speed, and then his body? That doesn't count as a tackle or interception in football, but that is the most common way of regaining possession in football, not tackle, interception etc, simply getting there and putting your body infront of your opponent. Expect ZERO of that from Jogginghoe

No stats he has is effective in a forward thinking team, he only gathers defensive stats while bus parking. His passing stats only come in easy games, when the game is mid to tough, he will turn to bus parker.

Let's not talk about press resistance, he is totally lacking in that. Those comparing to Busquet have no clue. Its so bad, Nateevs said Zakaria who has an unstable touch is more press resistant than Jogginghoe. Una done buy market, simple.

The only thing Jogginghoe has is brain. He knows how to position and drag others to position around him in a community defence so his lack of pace doesn't get exposed. . but that's not what you need in an attacking team

Just pray Partey never get injured. Partey plus Jogginghoe combination should be OK against most teams, thought still less effective than Partey plus Xhaka. Just never pray for Jogginghoe plus Xhaka combination

I just don't know why people are not seeing this. Even me wey dey play RB and RWF when I dey play amateur football Sabi play DM pass this Jogginghoe mehn!

The few times he attempts to put his body in front of his opponent, he gets bounced off the Ball with paperweight ; just like say breeze dey blow kite away 🤦‍♂️.

Jogginghoe vs a physical team like Newcastle will teach Arteta a lesson he will not forget cos those guys will keep hassling him in the middle of the park and keep forcing him to pass to the defenders and keeper. We must learn a lesson!

The fact that they gave him Mustafi's number 20 speaks a lot 🤦‍♂️

PapalsBull:
to change...and the torture...they moved the exchange rate from N200 to N800. If they have repaired it, if they have arrested this, we won't be where we are today. We will have been greater.

They don't know the way, they don't know how to think, they don't know how to do...
What is happening? Who is B.a.t referring to?

"He-who-must-not-be-named "

sod09:
I can never celebrate this guy signing
Never 😡😡😡

Nobody even put am for status like they did Trossard. No single Arsenal on my contact celebrate the yeye signing on their status.

Everybody just dey vex! 🤬

liveLongNprospa:
See our guys

Kashim shettima a.k.a "K.S.The Joyless" 😄

Zero joy found!

liveLongNprospa:

President @MBuhari a Drunken sailor has a message for you. He says you carried the exchange rate from 200 to 800 cos you don't know how to think and do... Hear him 👇🏾 pic.twitter.com/KN9Qu9TAt3

— 𝕁𝕆𝕓𝕚𝕕𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕥 (@JOBIdient) January 31, 2023

I Don die😂😂😂😂


Tinubu has kukuma come out with his full chest to insult buhari abi na CPC e dey refer to😂

No, na wetin PDP do 2015 still dey affect exchange rate in 2023

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Thank God i live in the SW.

That is how i will be in my village, and think there is something Buhari did there that they are enjoying, while others are suffering[/color]

U sef go be like reeeecy dey follow dem talk say Tinubu build Lagos because a meteorite destroyed Lagos pre 1999 and Tinubu came in to do the rebuild 😎

Make e for no cause quarrel ; before anybody starts telling u Buhari first term gave any kind of hope , please go through this link for a whopping 62 failed 2015 election campaign promises of Buhari and APC at the end of his first term.

PS: The post was published January 2019 shortly before the 2019 elections.

https://www.thecable.ng/promoted-behold-the-62-failed-2015-election-campaign-promises-of-muhammadu-buhari-and-apc/amp

SUMMARY OF BUHARI's VISIT TO KANO AND HIS SUBSEQUENT STONING AT KANO YESTERDAY:

APC organised APC to stone APC because APC offended APC.

I will drink to that 😎

All of una wey dey list Jorginho so called "positives", I just dey look una with jaundice eyes.

I will be here to watch us wail when Jorginho starts getting bodied off the Ball, fail to track his man and jog while others are sprinting. Anthony was heading towards our goal vs man utd, then Partey sprinted all the way from midfield to dispossess him of the ball. I just can't even imagine Jorginho in that situation.

I will be here to watch Arteta throw his fist in the air in frustration on match days when Jorginho fails to replicate the quick transition he's been tutoring them in training. Shebi he say him head no correct ni, we will see.

sod09:
That's what we were saying yesterday most ATMs don't have cash only walk in withdrawal

All the ATM's around me have cash, u will just exercise patience and join queue ni. Even today people dey withdraw normally for ATM.

raumdeuter:
People like Blueraydick wey wan use N10 note pay for Azul na him I pity pass

Men go dey enter club with Ghana must go to spray money

Na transfer sure pass

I saw one guy holding bundles of N5 notes amounting to N5,000 ; He say na wetin UBA give am over the counter be that. I don laugh tire

sod09:
Blueraydick you were lucky seems the bank's in your side didn't get the memo on time
https://www.nairaland.com/7548890/cbn-directs-banks-pay-customers

I didn't do over the counter withdrawal, it was ATM withdrawal I did and the ATM machine was loaded with 1k notes. Even my colleagues that withdraw this afternoon they still got 1k notes from the ATM.

Itsrm:
Maybe they got it from Jaiz bank

On a serious note, someone asked a question that has gotten me thinking

How come Tinubu and other APC members who have come out to condemn Emefiele and even Buhari did not put out this kind of outrage when ASUU was on strike or when the naira was on a free fall

Is it not funny that it's now these people are concerned about the suffering of the common man.

Na wetin I dey talk since be that na. Tinubu wey use him mouth tell us say when APC replaces PDP we won't experience ASUU strike again....Dem reach there finish ASUU dey strike as usual and he couldn't find his voice.

Tinubu used his mouth to tell us PDP mismanaged the economy and that was why the exchange rate for a dollar was as high as N216. Now Tinubu's party enter we all know what exchange rate is after 8 years. He no remember to call out Emefiele that time o.

Na now wey the thing dey touch everybody he suddenly find his voice and we are hearing his supporters talking about common man suffering. The question is shey common man no dey suffer since all these days?

ThierryJay:
Arsenal just launched a third bid for Caicedo worth 83m pounds (75m plus 8m add-ons) and it seems Brighton has accepted this.

May this come to pass; Insha Allah!

Emaprince:
I hear say banks dey sell /swap 100k for 95k.

Omo naija is not going anywhere

Now u see what I'm talking about; yet their CEO's are claiming they don't have the cash.

I told a friend recently that bankers wicked pass politicians.

Theflint1:
This money no dey like that, no be today money exchangers begin get access to mint or new notes, if the money has been made available like it should we won't be having these issues.

U are obviously missing the point. Nigeria is moving from a cash based economy to a cashless economy. Going forward u won't be seeing cash almost everywhere like u used to.

Saying "This money no dey like that" shows u expect to be seeing the new notes almost everywhere, even when CBN has advised people to use alternative channels of payment like POS and transfer. If u must have cash, then u can't have more than 20k in a day and that 20k u will be on an ATM queue to get it.

Now its.rm said the banks do not have the cash as claimed by CBN , but from my personal experience the banks have cash(Not as much as they used to in the past, but they certainly have cash). If the banks don't have the cash money changers won't get a hold on it except u want to tell me money chnagers have people who get the cash for them directly from CBN.

GloriousGbola:
Nigerians are completely fked and also unbelievably stupid

This is how a silly woman was flexing with petrol giveaway at a wedding

These ones should not complain when the anti hoarding patrol comes for them and they are arrested for abuse of the naira. And the sprayer is asked to identify his source

Sometimes I do wonder if people like those in the videos even think through some of their actions before doing it. What they've here is that they have not only put themselves in trouble but their plug as well. While they may get away with light punishment if arrested by Buhari's anti hoarding task force, they may end up destroying the career of their plug if he's a senior banker that has put in serious work to get to the position he's able to control that kind money out for them.

People never learn.

mostob:
Na why I no dey like discuss with you agbero fc fans. Mustafi and Schurle na world cup winner but where are they now? Jorginho won't add anything to this team.
Not press resistant
can't play as a lone DM
can't make a quick transition pass
can't press
can't mark.
To assist sef hard am
To score na problem

Jesus

He dey score penalties dey hop like chicken 🤣

Itsrm when I tell u banks are complicit in the whole scarcity of new notes, this is what I mean.

Where do u think those spraying these new notes in the videos below got it from? It's definitely not directly from CBN's mint/vault. And I don't think merchant banks give physical cash to their customers. They obviously got it from commercial banks whose CEO's are lamenting scarcity of the new notes.

Before anybody say they got it from money changers, just know that the money changers also got it from the commercial banks and not directly from CBN.

https://youtube.com/shorts/qddxDSdhUkY?feature=share

https://youtube.com/shorts/AVXb9aW3TZ8?feature=share

Responding in a statement, Shaibu said the “constant gaffes of Tinubu started as a comic relief but is slowly becoming a tragedy, an embarrassment to Nigeria”.

“Since Tinubu declared his intention to contest, he has made over 20 gaffes publicly. These gaffes, which have provided online skit makers with comic content, are no longer a laughing matter but a tragic embarrassment to a nation in dire need of salvation.”

“In his latest rally in Akwa Ibom State, Tinubu said he made Atiku Abubakar the Senate President when it is on record that Atiku has never contested any legislative election before.

“I make bold to say that, apart from his questionable background and records, Tinubu’s endless gaffes and miscues are effects of his failing health. His degenerate mental faculty is a clear and present danger to national security. A man who lacks clear control of his mental faculties cannot lead a nation.

“But this would not be the first time the so-called Lagos godfather would put his ignorance on national display. Some months ago, he said he planned on recruiting 50 million youths into the Nigerian Army in order to solve the unemployment problem. Sadly, those within his circle gave him a standing ovation at the event in Kano rather than correct him.

“Next, he called on Nigerians to go and renew their Permanent Voter Cards (PVCs) as they would expire ahead of the election. The Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) had to swiftly issue a statement after Tinubu’s utterance began causing panic in the polity.

“Tinubu at his Lagos rally asked Nigerians to get their APV in order to vote for APC when even primary school children know that the PVC (Permanent Voter Card) is the only item that admits a voter into a polling unit.

“If Tinubu were contesting for the position of Grand Comedian of the Federal Republic (GCFR), his gaffes would have been appropriately classified as jokes. But he is running for the most exalted office in the land. Hence, these gaffes must not be overlooked.

“Nigerians must note that the Bola Tinubu who served as governor from 1999 to 2007 is different from the Bola Tinubu of today. The Bola Tinubu of today lacks the capacity to lead a nation of 200 million people most of whom are living in abject poverty.

“But sadly, it seems Tinubu’s physical strength is actually superior to his mental capacity, going by his numerous embarrassing utterances. Last Christmas, comedian Sabinus, based his entire stage performance on Tinubu’s many gaffes. The audience that gathered were almost rolling on the floor.

“On the surface, this might be funny but when one considers the fact that Tinubu is the candidate of the ruling party, it becomes all the more tragic. Tinubu’s handlers know about his declining mental capacity hence their refusal to let him attend debates or live interviews.

“However, it must be noted that Aso Rock is neither a sanatorium nor a mental institution

✅💯

So Edu and Arteta look the whole world finish and na this Jorginho dem wan add to this arsenal team wey dey cook?

https://twitter.com/afcjake2/status/1620186775204556800?s=46&t=G1g8aHHSPtyggPgioaIZKg

U want to believe say na Jorginho agent dey whine on top this rumored deal. At this is not the first time his name has been coming up with nothing concrete ever coming out sha

Ibime:
Club wey no get one European trophy dey reject Europa league and UCL winner. Ungrateful lots

If he was that good, u no go dey wail everyday and night on Chelsea thread wearing sack clothes and gnashing teeth after each successive disappointing display u top his matter.

If una dey desperate to sell am make Una carry am go Idumota market go ring Bell ontop him head to attract passers-by. 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️

akwesenana:
But, why insult a sitting governor?

Person wey insult sitting president talk.say he dey cry for TV 🤣🤣🤣

So u think insulting sitting governor go hard for am? Just dey play!

Emaprince:
Banks dey load money for ATMs here?

Are you kidney me?

Through out today, I have only seen one firstbank atm dispensing with the long queue. The ones close to me no dey pay..same as many others I inquired about.

It depends on the area u are located actually. Most of the places I've been to in the past one week in Lagos I've seen people withdrawing cash tho there are queues but people are getting cash from island to mainland.

iamoyindamola:
I just they squeeze face for here
Make the transfer sef end jare we no do again

The whole news/deal no make any sense. Why sign a 32 year old Jorginho to play backup to a 30 year old Partey?

I want to believe say na Jorginho agent and Orstein dey carry us play. Make dem just dey play! Ọkàn wọn òní balẹ̀!

Itsrm:
I can't speak for Lagos sha but new notes are quite scarce here. Last week was even better and we were complaining. Someone called my wife begging her to help her with new notes that the POS business she does is all she survives with. When she told the woman she didn't have, the woman was begging her that she'll tip her

They themselves are wishing they had kept like 300k from the new notes that had last week and release little by little this week. People don use ATM collect everything now shishi dem no get.

E be like PH and Rivers state in general na guyman state. People wey dey cut corners pass people wey dey follow normal route.

Segedinho:
Lols....Atiku wasn't a criminal under obj...

Wetin we no go hear

Do u know what amuses me? The fact that u think egbon will agree with u that Tinubu mental faculty don "Lazzident" is what amuses me.

iamoyindamola:
The more I see this jourghino transfer the more I they vex
What are they really smoking at the Emirates

Okay abeg we will manage awilo like that

I no go lie you, the stout wey I dey drink just bitter for my mouth as I see the news online. E Don tey wey stout bitter for my mouth 🥵