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izzou:


[color=royalblue]Which fruit dey take 8 years to ripe sef?[/color]

I no know o

I don't even think Buhari's family members understand the man sef

izzou:
[color=royalblue]So for 8 years, na now dem wan raid baa?

Mi o ni so kan kan [/color]

It is now the hoodlums are ripe for harvesting

TrebleChamp:
Dem don resolve am ooh, i just check now and balance don show back. I like this Kuda but be like i go move money enter First Bank...

Try transfer first. I read people saying their balance is now showing but they can't transfer

Theflint1:
Trouble in paradise

As in... the timing of the whole thing says it all.

It is now a full blown out war between Sai Baba of Daura and Emilokan of Lagos. The military has launched operation Stillwater in Lagos arresting hoodlums in Oshodi, Festac and other parts of the state. The army commander says they want to rid Lagos of hoodlums.

So as it stands the number of hoodlums available for hire during election is now minus 116 and still counting.

https://www.nairaland.com/7550484/military-raiding-lagos-arresting-hoodlums

Itsrm:
Politicians don't have accounts with the CBN na

So if they take the money to the CBN, which account will it pass through? Or they'll just take raw cash to the CBN and the CBN will exchange raw cash for them without a paper trail . Not going to happen

Emefiele knows what he's doing. What he did yesterday is what Yorubas call gba je ki n simi

Emefiele ọmọ weyrey

Itsrm:
I hear people are now selling old notes in PH

Una still get money for that Lagos?

I still dey manage the 20k wey I withdraw for petty purchases ; I never go ATM since the last withdrawal. Na when next I go I will know if cash still dey.

People are still collecting the old notes in Lagos too sha.

raumdeuter:
They have been running this cash and carry stuff for decades na

I know, but cash has not been this scarce na. People are looking for cash and people are desperate.

raumdeuter:
Time to buy cows
It was learnt that those that brought cows to the market rejected cash transfers and demanded raw cash.
https://www.nairaland.com/7550481/prices-cattle-crash-taraba-due

Plot twist: As u dey buy cow with cash dey carry am go house, bandits go follow u go house to collect the remaining cash wey dey house

Emaprince:
Exactly whats he has been doing from the get go. Everything about the whole redesign and withdrawal limits..and their adjustments are deceptive. He says onething and does an entirely different thing.

I saw that link and was amazed. Whats the point of 7days grace?

Don't be surprised after that deadline, it will be very difficult for anybody to even take their old notes to CBN.

If for any reason CBN decides to take cash from people after February 10, just know that u will have to provide legal source of Ur wealth with paper trail, u will go through enough grilling that will even frustrate u.

What Emefiele is basically saying is to get rid of Ur old notes before February 10; and after then anything wey Ur eyes see na wetin u go take be that.

EmmanuelScott1:
Bro I don't believe the weyrey 😂

I haven't been to any CBN office but am sure it favour politicians most pass we ordinary citizens.

Politicians have connections to access CBN office, emiefiele dribble us but not his fellow politicians.

What did I know sha 🤷

U are still missing the point. CBN is not a deposit taking bank! Whether u are a politician or normal citizen, CBN will not receive any deposit from u na. If u like get connection from today till tomorrow.

If it's possible for politicians to swap cash through CBN do u think the politicians will be Complaining? Emefiele just dey play.

EmmanuelScott1:
The man nah real weyrey 😂😂

But the shit favour politicians most nah because am not sure every state have CBN headquarters and besides those working there go demand some money from you before they collect the old one, they will run it like POS people.

U dey follow Emefiele mouth? 🤣

I don't know if u've been to any CBN office before..... The CBN office on Lagos island that I know, u can't even gain access to the place a except u are a staff with Ur staff ID clearly hanging where the security can see it or u are a big man who has an appointment with the top guys and Ur appointment has been logged on the security system.

Soldiers and mopols go whip person senseless if he get any mind say he dey carry any money go that place wey I dey see so. Emefiele just dey carry people play

Segedinho:
So na wetin Dem say we go see when jungle don mature bedis??

Why una dey take this Adamu Garba serious?

Emefiele na weyrey

He said if u want to swap old naira notes after February 10, u still do it not at the bank but at CBN. The guy just dribble House of assembly like messi dribble Boateng that year

https://www.nairaland.com/7550413/old-banknotes-redeemable-only-cbn

GloriousGbola:
i swear i would like to be here 10 years from now. some santimonious noisemakers may also have joined gang and flipped even harder than barr keyamo

Hunger Bad!

izzou:
[color=royalblue]A good number of people tilting to Obi are those that the sufferings have touched. Nobody needs to tell you that APC is a disaster.

By 2027, there will be more in that category, and if he has a strong Northerner, he will most likely win

But let's finish with February sha.

With the way BAT is talking up and down, e fit curse Mohammed before then[/color]

Omo! That one na gameover o.

Northerners wey be say na from early morning prayers Imam go instruct them through the speaker to head straight to polling unit go vote the candidate wey him announce for speaker. Some of them don't even get home before getting to their polling unit.

GloriousGbola:
also jailed fatty bom bom bo asari dokubo. i remeber the mans attempt at hunger strike

Na true o. Guess who was Asari Dokubo's lawyer that year..... Festus Keyamo SAN!

Itsrm:
I agree to an extent but bear in mind that some of those states in the North are core APC states and Atiku is not Buhari. Tinubu will likely just get enough votes needed to win.

I may be wrong sha but that's what I'm currently seeing.

Some of those northern states are just like Oyo and Osun states where u have both APC and PDP as strong parties deeply rooted in the states irrespective of who is the governor. Bear in mind that some of those electorates have tasted serious hardship for the past 8 years under Buhari's APC.

Some of those governors would be unable to influence their people to vote for APC particularly when there are PDP guys on ground to amplify their suffering under APC government. I'm not saying Tinubu's APC won't get votes there too, but it may not really be significant enough for him to be declared winner at first ballot. That's why I'm saying a second ballot election may show face

Itsrm:
And most importantly, there has to be a strong alliance between himself and another strong politician from the North like Kwakwanso to stand a realistic chance.

Difficult as it is to admit, what they are doing right now is just handing over the presidency back to APC.

If Tinubu is scammed by the Northerners like some Northerners are projecting on twitter and things remains as it stands ; I don't think an outright winner will emerge at the first ballot honestly.

Cos if Atiku pull numbers in the north, Tinubu southwest and some insignificant numbers in the north ; with Obi doing his thing in the South south and southeast, I doubt if we won't have a second ballot.

Donjazet2:
I travelled to my village recently, it was quite interesting to hear some of the takes from the local dwellers concerning this election and the ipob issue.

One could feel for the first time, staunch opposition to ipob and it's ideology.

The thing is, in previous years, it was very easy to sell the ideology of ipob because at the base of the secessionist movement was a generally acceptable fact that the igbos were a group that were marginalized or outrightly hated by the other tribes or more directly, the people at the center. It must be noted that buhari's divisive nature didn't help at all. Calling igbos 5 percenters or dot in a circle or the outright tweet that led to the banning of Twitter.

All these helped to galvanize a feeling of resentment or aggreviance in the east and many people were looking for anything that will help solve that issue.

When nnamdi kanu started this ipob movement circa 2016, he did win a lot of goodwill amongst the general masses including non-easterners alike who were sympathetic to igbo's plight. People genuinely thought that this guy who quite frankly appeared intelligent and had a good command of oratory would be able to lead a movement that will democratically address the political challenges of the region. The guy gained massive popularity.

Long story short, along the way he decided to be as foolish, shortsighted and violent. I've never seen someone shoot his foot Soo many times.

This guy became more popular than every single eastern governor at one point. A rallying point for all easterners across state lines. He could have formed a political party and endorsed candidates of like minds that will speak with one voice and voice the concerns of the region but he decided to do the most stupid thing. Make his people apathetic to the Democratic process. Telling them to stay at home during elections, Turn against his own people,
Arm uneducated youths to fight the "Fulani army", flood the east with black market arms and deceive gullible people. He turned out to be the very villain he fought against.

The common easterner was either for them or silent, because they felt perhaps that even if kanu was bad, he seemed to be the only one doing ANYTHING at all about the situation. So they stood by and watched as the movement became more radicalized and the region started feeling the effects of the radicalization.

That was until now, with obi's emergence, there seems to be a uniquely different rallying cry. A blinker of hope and belief in the nigerian project again which has been bastardized by very bad leaders. and the average easterners are beginning to speak up loudly against kanu.

I was listening to radio in my car at the villa and the presenter basically stripped kanu naked, calling him a curse upon the land, an emperor who has no clothes. This kind of narrative before would be very difficult to hear or see before.

The local easterners are euphoric at the mere idea that an igbo man can be the president of this country. That people of other tribe in Nigeria would accept an igbo man for that position. People who always felt disaffected with the country are latching unto the hope that the obi presidency will bring healing to the region and an end to the ipob menace once and for all.

Disclaimer; some of the above points are made by people during countless interactions with people based at home.
Personally I couldn't care less about tribal identification but there are people in the east for who being igbo in Nigeria seems to be a truly big deal for them. People who fought as soldiers in the war, people who suffered some form of violence from places they had emigrated to within Nigeria and lost it all to violence and people who have inherited the disenchantment of the region.

I've always maintained that Buhari fuelled these IPOB agitations with his body language and utterances towards the easterners. He's not the only one that fought in the war and later became the president.

Obasanjo fought in the war and later became the president. Obasanjo's government in its early years had MASSOB agitations here and there, then there was OPC causing problems and other insecurity challenges in other parts of the country like the Niger Delta.

OBJ while dealing with these non state actors didn't make it seem like he was favouring one over the other. OBJ had Gani Adams stripped to his trousers, paraded in handcuffs and his pictures gracing the pages of national dailies. OBJ dealt with Uwuzurike and throw him inside cell throwing away the key . The Niger deltans weren't spared as well; we still recall the unfortunate incident in Odi town in Bayelsa.

In all of this, OBJ was running his government without people feeling he was persecuting them while his own people who are criminals run amok like we have in the case of Buhari and the killer herdsmen.

Then there's this way anything Buhari says just come offpoint. Maybe cos English is not his 3rd language, I don't know sha.

iamoyindamola:
If you see the speed I use comot my money from opay
I don't like stories that touch
Yoruba say iku ti opa ojugba eni owe ni fin npa
I no wan they hear hunter shoot bird him mama fly, I can hold gtb or wema by their balls if anything happens to my money not opay

Na why ur name be Sodiq, Ọgbọ́n sodiki

Jodera:
Read all the staff and players are really pleased with Jorginho signing.

Well, for the sake of arsenal I just hope and pray the signing turns out great for us.

I don forget how to wail and I don't miss it one bit

COYG!!!

Just wait till we drop points in a match with Jorginho being the culprit, u will see enough wailing on that AFTV instagram handle

Itsrm:
Beer parlour gist.

Beer parlor gist that Wike promised to announce his presidential candidate January and February 1st na only Wike reading the nation newspaper pishure we see?

Just dey play

iamoyindamola:
Magic they happen
People's fund they disappear

Anybody whose parents have ever lost funds to dem SGBN, Savanah banks, etc of yesteryears will not be keeping reasonable sums of money in all these Kuda,palmpay and the likes in this Nigeria.

See ehn, normal Nigerian commercial banks like First bank, Union Bank, etc are not well run despite all the talks about corporate governance and what have u. Some of these banks, the only reason why they are still existing is the fact that CBN has made it a thing to bail them out when they run into problem with AMCON buying some of those debts on behalf of the government cos government knows if such banks fail it will have a rippling effect on the economy. ( this has been the case since the bank consolidation done back in 2015)

So people wey dey keep their funds with these new fintech/digital banks dey really get mind gan o. The government through CBN does not really offer them bail out like they do the regular traditional commercial banks and just one major issue person go just get cardiac arrest kick bucket.

Petyprincess:
So we ate the same thing today

That makes us two

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Itsrm is cumming for you[/color]

He's my guy. If he wan vex, I go just send 50 liters of fuel and 30k new notes through Agofure motors to PH; He go calm down

iamoyindamola:
Anybody that take that wike serious is actually dumber than wike
That clown is all talk and no action, i like as atiku no look him side at all

Better clown.

Person wey no even see Tambuwal stepping down for Atiku right before his very own eyes at the PDP primary. Too much talk no dey full basket

DissTroy:
Anyway, this is ToyinDipo the dólt just days to the 2019 election recounting a conversation with his family members.


https://www.nairaland.com/5040974/2019-presidential-election-live-updates/53#76050049

He knows Tinubu is bad for Nigeria. He knows even people from the South West have realized Tinubu means ill for our collective fate as a country. And even in 2019, the situation wasn't this dire.

But they'd come on this thread to sell you lies about Tinubu to your faces. They'd try to pull the heart strings of logical people with tribe or other such identifiers. They know Tinubu is bad for Nigeria but why do these people insist on foisting the unhealthy old man on us? Wickedness!

Baba drag am, tear him danshiki!

I remember this guy for the ashawo thread.

This guy dey smoke Igbo like say tomorrow no dey. I hope Ur rehab goes well

germaphobe:
was Mari that bad?, awilo na more of mentality issues than anything else which is why he clearly needed to go on loan, and willian?, well that's why he was pushed on before we even realized it. simple and short story bro. lets take the news with a pinch of salt and see what jorginho and the coaches have to offer.
shalom and happy new month.

If u watch arsenal matches weekly u won't be asking this questions.

Pablo Mari was dragged like tiger gen by fat Romelu Lakaka vs Chelsea and that sealed his fate at arsenal.

Lokonga has disappointed constantly that he just had to go on loan before he starts infecting the other players with his lackadaisical attitude over time.

The less said about Willian, the better. I no wan open old wounds.

BlueRayDick:
So as it stands all the G-5 but Wike are in a precarious situation as far as endorsement of presidential candidate other than Mikano man; Atiku is concerned.

1. The Enugu state governor has is the PDP senatorial candidate in his constituency. If he endorses anybody other than Atiku, the party can expel him and then write INEC that they do not have a flagbearer in the race for the seat.

2. The Benue state governor has is the PDP senatorial candidate in his constituency. If he endorses anybody other than Atiku, the party can expel him and then write INEC that they do not have a flagbearer in the race for the seat.

3. The Abia state governor has is the PDP senatorial candidate in his constituency. If he endorses anybody other than Atiku, the party can expel him and then write INEC that they do not have a flagbearer in the race for the seat.

4. The Oyo state governor is going for a second term in office as a PDP flagbearer . If he endorses anybody other than Atiku, the party can expel him and then write INEC that they do not have a flagbearer in the race for the seat.

PS: All these will only play out if Atiku's money is as "long" as we've been told in the past and long enough to tempt their respective ward chairmen to initiate their expulsion from the party. (We all know the role Oshiomole's ward chairman played in him losing out as the party's chairman)

In all of these I think the G-5 governors are dumb and are no way as influential as the 7 governors of PDP that defected to APC prior to the 2015 elections. Each and everyone of the G-5 governors are neophyes compared to dem Amaechi, Saraki set.

So word on the streets today is Ikpeazu is denying being a memeber of the G-5 governors, Makinde's poster with Atiku is surfacing in Oyo, January has come and gone; yet Wike still hasn't grown the balls to announce the presidential candidate he's endorsing as promised .....Ortom is tilting towards Peter Obi's camp.

I still maintain "I think the G-5 governors are dumb and are no way as influential as the 7 governors of PDP that defected to APC prior to the 2015 elections. Each and everyone of the G-5 governors are neophyes compared to dem Amaechi, Saraki set"

dobnina:
Pls send me your address.
This is what I need in my life right now.
Lol

No.1 A town hall different from balablue, bulaba avenue, off Emilokan road, agbado LCDA, Lagos state