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BlueRayDick:
Apc rode to power on the premise that Jonathan was clueless in fighting Boko Haram terrorists.

Today we deal with the following security challenges under Apc government:

1. Boko Haram terrorists operating in the north east
2. ISWAP operaring in the north east
3. Fulani herdsmen operating in the north central and some parts of southwest
4. Bandits opering in the northwest
5. ESN/Unknown gunmen operating in the south east.

All of these operate freely without the federal goverment profering any feasible solution.

If by chance u end up voting for Apc in the next election, just know u are no better than a goat( ewure, akuya or ewu) that doesn't learn from experience.

I made the above post on a thread a couple of days ago when the airport invasion by these dare devil terrorist was reported and some people were busy quoting me asking if I was telling them to vote PDP back to power.

I delibrately chose to ignore their mentions. Just look at what is happening a few days after.

A goverment that is hell bent on building infrastructure in a society where security isn't guaranteed....smh. Is that one government that should ever be allowed to hand over to another?

The major weakness he has is that he talks too much and he doesn't talk like some who can become president of a complex state like Nigeria.

I mean he's been a working governor for the people his state, but his take on some national issues has shown he won't unite the country. Whichever party gives him party tickeg will suffer massive defeat in places like the north.

His comments on Northerners in general has not portrayed him as someone who would treat all regions equally ( just like Buhari he has always criticised). His oppositions just need to weaponise some of his old videos where he made uncomplimentary remarks about Northerners and he will lose massive votes in the northern parts of the country.

The truth is anybody that wants to be president of a complex state like Nigeria with so much diversity does not need to be seen as putting a side of the country ahead of the other ( even of its just going to be a chrade/packaging like in the case of Buhari during 2015 elections)....You must portray urself and all loving like Osinbajo has been doing; paying lip service to the good side of each geopolitical zone.

I think Raumdeuter is right, Will Smith picked Chris to express his pent up frustration and it worked out well for him. It's a gamble that paid off.

I don't know how Will Smith go reason to slap me and move back to his seat without being aided by another human or a mechanical /electronic device o.

As a person when someone tells me " I will beat you" in person (not online o), I believe it's just an expression of desire and nothing else. Whether u will be able to carry out that desire is another thing entirely. It depends on a lot factors, majority of which are not within Ur control.

Chris' joke may have seem out of line to will Smith, but will Smith acted like a pussssy and could've ended the night with bruises to more things that matter other than his ego if he had picked on another adversary wey no be gentleman o

Ibime:
Will should have warned him after the show. Comedians cross the line every day, especially in roasts. Losing composure like that just opens him up that any allegation a member of his staff, colleague or cast and crew member makes about bullying in the future will be believed. Chris Rock knew he fücked up sha, man had a bad day at the office.

Even him as a person has opened himself up to more offensive jokes like one below

debbydams:
what humor are u talking about, oga life is not hard abeg, I still do not understand what is paining about what I said and I told I was just teasing you so why are u talking I personal or u want me to beg you, what I said wasn't an insult..see just let it slide pls

What u said is actually an insult. No amount of emoji attached to the post will not make it an insult.

U could've just commented on the food he posted and leave his hands out of it na.

I think u should apologize and move on.

donjazet:
The gang of thieves.

Wetin dem steal ?

KINGOROOLA:
Can you allow our son be the VC and see what we want to use it for.

In as much you have chosen not to see the merit in the above post....
pp

Then let Ur "son" pass the pre-qualificatiin process like other non indigenes have been doing. Simple!

The fact that he's an Indigene does not confer on him any kind of special status or make him entitled to preferential treatment. From feelers we heard he even placed 9th, Isn't it shameful for a 9th placed position person to be complaining he should've been selected ahead of 8 people that placed higher than him?

This is academics for God's sake and not some goddamn local government supervisory counsellor post at stake.

Ibime:
Those who want alternative should suggest better ones. Russia and China is not it for now, they can't even treat their own people right.

When you see Americans like Raumdeuter and Roland17 beating their chest in support of their adopted country and saying "we go show them", just know the country is treating them well. Same goes for millions of Nigerian-Americans or British. I want to see a Nigerian Chinese or Nigerian Russian beating their chest saying "We" in the first place, talkless of "We go show them".

I was wondering if we could get first hand report of things happening in Russia from FBS. I mean if he can confirm some of these reported cases of human right abuses by the state against the citizens and also how these sanctions is affecting the Russian economy since he stays there and can give an unbiased view that is void of Western media or Russian media propaganda.

Protein overload : Moin moin + fish

Happy birthday to our number 1!

The man that got two trophies within a year of becoming first team coach

Wá pé láyé, ojú ẹ ó ní ribi

OAU is owned by the federal government. Anybody from the 774 local governments in Nigeria who has met the criteria set by the University can be selected to become the VC.

If u feel Ur son qualified having met all the criteria set by the Institution but was schemed out because of his indigenship status, then u write petition to the FG or institute an action in court contesting the whole process of appointment. That is how to do things, not disrupt the peace of a citadel of learning.

Let's even say Ur "son" was appointed, what do u think is in it for u indigenes? Will he throw admission open for indigene' children who don't meet the institution's cut-off marks? Or will he promote indigeneous staff ahead of none indigenes that merit such?

Sometimes u just but wonder how educated people will just rubbish all their education with partisan bias

Dem Don put am for England body woto woto

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Apc rode to power on the premise that Jonathan was clueless in fighting Boko Haram terrorists.

Today we deal with the following security challenges under Apc government:

1. Boko Haram terrorists operating in the north east
2. ISWAP operaring in the north east
3. Fulani herdsmen operating in the north central and some parts of southwest
4. Bandits opering in the northwest
5. ESN/Unknown gunmen operating in the south east.

All of these operate freely without the federal goverment profering any feasible solution.

If by chance u end up voting for Apc in the next election, just know u are no better than a goat( ewure, akuya or ewu) that doesn't learn from experience.

Spy360:
Darwin Nunez may have agreed personal terms in joining Arsenal next season.

I've not watched this guy play any match before now, but as I saw his name here in Ur post I went over to YouTube and a particular video I saw was showing all his 32 goals and assists for 2021.

I had to stop at goal number 10. All 10 of them were practically tap-ins o. Well, I don't know what's in the remaining part of the video but I hope whoever is recommending him has seen something I didn't see in the video I just watched

dopeJemi:
Thank You so much man


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It is well bro. Keep Ur head high and don't let any insensitive person get u down. U are one of our own and we hope to see u bounce back in the nearest foreseeable future

Chibuezem:
how can one insure his car, can you explain the process es involved.

Thanks

U will approach any of the insurance companies, give them the value of Ur vehicle and a copy of Ur vehicle license....they will charge u premium and require u to pay into their company account.

After payment they will issue u a motor insurance policy and motor certificate which is an evidence of insurance.

When u have an accident just send them a mail through the email addresses provided in the policy doument and they will process it for u.

First meal of the day

Home-made Jollof rice + turkey

dopeJemi:
Hey Nairaland Family, It’s been a hot minute, I hope everyone is fine and doing Okay… I saw all your messages, kind words, worries etc and I was sincerely moved and grateful to still have people constantly remember me and talk about my absence, I can’t thank you all enough, I really can’t, words fail me right now but all I can say to you all is Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, it means the world to me. What happened to me was terrible and I wish I could erase the memory forever and never have to speak on it again, It was one of the darkest moments of my life But I’m grateful to God for Life… This may sound odd, That’s because it is and I’m more than ashamed/embarrassed to have to ask and resort to this.. after the incident, I lost everything, Totally. I was depressed for a long time, Life was tough for me, I deteriorated badly, I’d collect loans to try to start all over but it never worked out, I’d end up taking up another loan to pay for the previous one, just so I could breathe for a short while, I contemplated taking my own life but I just couldn’t, It’s been very very hard for me lately and I just couldn’t help but come here to ask for help in any way. I have a pending loan that is due in 2 days and I haven’t been able to rest/calm my mind since I started getting the notifications for it, I took up a loan of 26 thousand naira plus their interest fee which sums it up to 31,200, To some, this may seem small, a few years ago, this was small to me but right now, It’s as big as a million naira to an average man, it’s that bad friends, it really is, I still have another loan of 30k waiting for me that I took from a friend but cause he’s a friend, he is being patient and considerate. Please My nairaland fam, I desperately need help in clearing up the first loan of 31,200, I took that loan from a loan shark and I have barely 3 days, 2 days to go before they start embarrassing me. I’m ashamed that I have to do this but I have no other choice, Please I beg you guys. No matter how small, just so I could get them off my back and breathe, even if it’s for a short while as I’m going through a lot right now. I’ll only drop my account details when I’m asked to do so cause I know that no one owes me anything.

That's tough luck man. Sorry about that.

Please drop Ur account details,some of us may drop a token or two.

Jodera:
Lol, no too think far.

You remember martinelli goal against Chelsea? Yes that wan in which kante fell and kepa couldn't save the shot from a somewhat far range (outside the box).

Swap Kante for Jorginho and Kepa for Mendy and see who the blame will definitely fall on

This is Comparing apples to oranges.

That arsenal match u were referring to, Kante slipped just the way Gerrard and other great players have slipped in the past. It had nothing to do with escorting they are accusing Jorginho of here. It was not as if Kante started alongside Martinelli and allowed him safe passage from midfield to the goal mouth.

This is why u are advised to get Ur vehicle insured. A call to Ur insurance plug would've fixed Ur car in the next couple of days.

What people need to understand is Nigeria is a jungle. Military escorts can bash Ur vehicle and u dare not give them a pursuit lest they shoot at u and Brand u a security threat ; even CBN security escorts can do same. It was a good thing u didn’t give those guys a pursuit.


The omy option u have in this case is to accept Ur loss, repair Ur car, get treated and get Ur vehicle insured to cater for Ur loss in case of future occurrence.

Why etebo dey beg on top wetin dem check for Computer?

Penarity!

popizaino:



You don't know how I've been waiting on this moment to come and you except not to make it count? No don't help me I got his antidote but just the way you helped him propagate his agenda on TS, I will also do the same on Viera .

I wish u best of luck

popizaino:
You are in no position to call him out on any agenda or try not to agree with what he said here. If you could be cheering him when he was making all sorts of disparaging remarks about Thiago Silva and you agreed with him that TS wasn't a world-class defender, then you need to also agree with him on this too. I remember I told you I will be here when he comes for your favourite player thank God it didn't take too long

Wo Popi lemme alone....Am I Ur comrade? Is Ur comrade me?

Why must I help u to call out his agenda? Shey u will pay me henceforth to help u do the Lord's work when the Ẹ̀gbọ́n matter Don pass U?

raumdeuter:
Those who watched football and not rely on wiki will know Ballack didnt even play the 2002 world cup final, he was suspended

So when I typed "finals" u took it literally as the word appears? Anything to escape L avenue sha.....

raumdeuter:
Which player world cup heroics are we ignoring o? Let us know that player and what heroic act

I didnt read about Viera, I didnt watch his highlights I followed his entire career from his sojourn in Italy to Arsenal back to Italy

That guy was nowhere close to Kante

Enjoy


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX2JzwoW-mI

raumdeuter:
Ballack dominated the 2002 World cup and 2002 CL

Now tell us what tournament Viera dominated

He dominated the 2 finals and lost

I already said some jokes write themselves and even laugh at themselves join.

Ibime:
Dayos foolish "When it mattered" philosophy that makes Mount greater than Debruyne

Vieira assisted in a World Cup final though. I guess that doesn't matter

U only need to do a simple search to see a lot of his contradictory positions depending on the agenda he decides to push.....

Imagine delibrately clinging champions league as what matters in this case but ignore his heroics at the world cup.

It's even laughable that he will rate Viera that led his title winning team to 49 matches unbeaten run to a jorginho whose team won a team competition of few matches....smh

The egbon and agenda na 5 and 6

raumdeuter:
Lewandowski plays for Poland yet he can point to a CL he dominated and won for his club

What can Viera point to for club and country that he was a major player at not just a spare tyre

See nonsense amala turning....I'd we go by this logic then we should assume Ballack was a no entity as far as football is concerned.

No be so?

raumdeuter:
Jorginho can point to a CL and Euro he won on the field as one of the major players who started most of the games

What will Viera point to in his career as the high point?

The same way Gotze can point to the WC he won on the pitch....shebi he's greater than Lewandowski right?