₦airaland Forum

i'm 21 and still a V.thing is almost all ma fwends hav sex indiscriminately,infact dem don dey do since sec school till we enta uni.normally i follow dem to our joint in sch(motel) where dose small small s.lots get banged carelessly for #500,we drink,do every every,but i still don't see maself f.uc.kin dose stinkin' w.ho.res or anyother girl.My point is d way dey took it when dey found out gave me funny ideas.i've even imagined havin' s.ex wiv ma girlfriend but i can't see maself doing it.isn't it supposed to be a good tin?, because it's beginning to look funny(gay)to ma Gf.Or should i just wait till ma urge allows me to?

If PENGASSAN have 4 balls they should just try and shut down, If they escape alive,then only God knows how they want to come back and operate safely without those boys dealing with them, I just wish them the best of luck.

Electrical/Electronic Engineering,FUTO.

Frm what i knw,PASCAL is not good 4 large programs and dat puts it at a disadvantage compared to C,which it is still very similar to.so instead of going 4 pascal,just start with C,but have it at heart dat the three most porpular basic programs are;C++,basic and java.also,note dat C and java are optional.So dat's why i say start with C,C++.forget about pascal.

I'm a 300 level elect/elect engineering student,planning to go into electronic/computer option,pls are there any specific programming languages i shld focus on haven had d basis of C,C++ and MATLAB.

Frm d basis;C and C++

Sincerely speaking,most of my female friends at UNI are all far frm virgins n even my male friends er alwayz ready to talk about d way dey LASH both their girlfriends and even d 'naive' yr 1 girlz, Point is,i barely even knw anyone close to me dat's still a virgin and rite nw it suprises me because we are still very young, But as far as i'm concerned i don't really care cos anyone who decides to thro. D virginity to d wind is probably mature enuf to face any consequence,even tho' there are still students(young girls) who give it out cheaply for 'God knws why',

Please i need some info. about a good place around surulere or yaba in lagos where i can learn hw to make simple digital electronic components.Thanks alot.

Pack of shit!, ,dumb ass story.As far as I'm concerned some idiot is trying to play with people's minds n he or she is doing such a good.On d other hand,even if it turns out to be for real,She will still DIE!!!!,and dying along with a million and one men doesn't make her a hero in anyway.Fact is,If anyone is diagnosed wit HIV, ,GO TO CHURCH,BEG GOD FOR FORGIVENESS AND DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!.

the northerners are always united.I dont know about d yorubers but we Igbos fear our own brothers,its lyk we are our own enermies and it is quit unfortunate.

@azwil,u er a blind IDIOT.@Agaba123,u er very observant,I saw dat page on PUNCH on thursday d 27th.Lamido sa nusi is simply being a frontman to d ANTI-CONSOLIDATION group.Lyk some people has said this is a movie series,Sanusi has acted hos own sript very,very well.As time goes by,everyone will come d realisation dat dis man simply wants to sell these banks n complete his premeditated agenda.May God help Nigeria.AMEN!!!!!!!!!

I just wish someone else on NL saw page 30 of PUNCH dated Thursday,August 27,2009,there was article with d topic "REVEALED:CBN GOVERNOR ACTING A SCRIPT!".On d page it is also printed largely,THE VANGUARD newspaper dated Monday,March 23,2009 edition with d topi9c "GROUP PLOTS TAKEOVER OF TOP FIVE BANKS".To be sincere,I never supported Lamidoi's "bank auditing excecise" and when I heared about d sacked MDs,I just couldn't jump into conclusions.When I saw d page,purblished on PUNCH by TRLP LAW FIRM,then I was totally convinced dat d whole thing was premeditated.According to d article,it also states dat these will be made to look so bad in d face if d public,leading to d sack of d MDs,den temporal MDs will be appointed so as to enable people to make emergency withdrawals leading to d illiquidity of d banks,thereby allowing d FG to by into bd banks and sell them to foreign investors.Also d "ANTI-CONSODATION GROUP" made up of former bank helsmen who loost out during d Obasanjo/Prof Soludo era(majorly northerners) will; destroy all dat Prof.Soludo built in d Banking sector. No wonder Lamido imediately sacked d MDs without completing d 'auditing". No wnder within a week of d illegal sacks,he has gone to Knshasa,Congo and now Londo to call for foreign buyers. No womder d CBN governor approved d audited Oceanic bank accounts on 14,July,2009 only to take over d bank one month later. No wonder it is now a crime to borrow monmey from banks for enterprises. Nigerians,pls don't be so blind,it's all a plot and trust me.the consolidation era is gradually going to be destroyed.May God help Nigeria,AMEN!!!

NEVER,EVER!!!!!!.Honey go brush ur teeth n come back 4 a kiss!.

D fine boys I know are not shy at allllllllllllllllllll.Just don't introduce ur sisiter or girlfriend or they'er gone!!

when ur partner cheats on u.

once u taste d food,u scream,cough n make all sorts of sounds.If she doesn't say anything,wait till tomorrow n do it again.if she doesn't still understand after one week,den tell her to her face, In bed.

@makahagirl,After walking away,she might just call you back.It's part of d trick.

Break up n stop being scared.

Look her straight in d eye n say "I loven u".If she dosen't say anything den slap her and shout it loud "I love u b#tch,don't u get?".Trust me it will surely work.If it dosen't,call her a b*tch n walk away!!.

I can naver marry an older woman,but I can date one.

Is she still in skool?

Very,very true.Guy u get good eyes,it happens alot.Someone told me dat it's caused by exchange of fluid during sex.

I thought dat was supposed to be a good thing.She problably thinks dat u just want to do her n dump her or maybe she wants to tie the knot with you!.

I thought only women who lie about thier age while single explode after marraige.

Hell no,it happens

Seriously, I didn't just make dis up.After marriage all dey do is grow fat n it's kinda irritating.Girls pls don't get angry,just post with ur church mind,

Pack n go!!!!!

I lyk dis topic,but i have no reasonable answer to it i.e,f%$K d ones dat want to be f%$ked and marry d ones u think is suitable 4 marriage.