₦airaland Forum

QueenSuccubus:


See their mumuness...now who's to blame?

Gradating students and their ceremonial behavior

pennytrate:
♣ • [color=#800000]→ see why i hate this kinda job•



because even a ghost can still shop online• [/color] °°

Then at the point of delivery you just realize the only landmark to the given address is a grave yard. Apparently with such demonic act from these miscreants, "pay on delivery" option might probably be scrapped

Expl0rers:
wait, was kemen abandoned?

They put him aboard a container ship. So that's another couple of weeks before his arrival here.

If this same weird aquatic creature was seen by a nairaland member by now we wld have been viewing it in his cooking pot with neighbors waiting patiently for it to done. Meanwhile a nice thread with progress in the cooking wld have hit front page with 69 likes

Krystalzkris:
hmmmm..... The kind animals wey dey dis earth eeeh

You have no freaking idea. Especially aquatic species.

He probably sniffed a bitch on heat down your street and just when he thought he was about to get some cookie you now drag him back him. Habaaaa. Put yourself in his shoes, how u for do?

The lil gal will end up sleeping with his commandant, then lemme see what will happen

Brown14:
This 'freeze' too dey chook mouth 4 Mata anyhow


Must u have an opinion?

Even if u have one keep it to yourself!

He can't. His mouth leakes. You need to stitch them holes up in them jaws, then maybe, just maybe he'll chill

Amarabae:
Men and Obsession With "backside"

I know some ladies who luv backside too

Nigerians won't rest till they turn this girl's colour from light skinned to charcoal black

SalamRushdie:
If they are not careful they will give birth to Armed robber ooo on a serious note they look cool

Well... ..they will probably have very troublesome kids

dingbang:
Who is Gifty?

U don't know Gift Chinyere Oriaku from Awka, who worked at ikeneagbu saloon in Upper Iweka Onitsha. She is the one na. Cos she is fairer and has dropped her Igbo accent you don't recognize her again? Or is it the Gifty name that has led to this confusion

joebeckz:
Recall our pre-wedding photos from the trail thread if u missed it
www.nairaland.com/3547646/two-nairalanders-getting-married

We wish to thank God for a successful wedding.
We are very grateful to Seun for creating a forum like this, our story is really interesting, we met on Nairaland courtesy of a thread created by siamia meant for 30 and above sometime last 2 years, engineereed by toks2008, Queencalipso and others. My wife wasn't up to 30 but stubbornly sneaked into the thread, that's how destiny works, I liked her quotes and immediately asked for her Facebook name, added her and we continued there and on several other apps. Internet love! Lol
Today we are married. Thanks to Nairaland family. I saw a few of you at the wedding. God bless Nairaland.
Hopealive14
Cc seun
Farano
Lalasticlala
Omoashy

More pictures coming...

Congrats bro. Nice one. Urhmm.... Siamia and Toks, uhmm any thread for 40 and above?

Wonder what wld have happened to the bitches on heat during this walk. Male dogs ain't smiling

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mhk043:
The case just starting for him

All for just couple of hrs pleasure. Now see Gobe.

Lagusta:
An undisclosed illness.....

This doesn't add up, a doctor always explains the diagnosis and prognosis to a patient, thats standard all over the world, including Nigeria...

I don't believe this jare

Just give God the Glory.....dazzall. . .

ALAYORMII:
Banky must have felt really slighted



Fipa of life

Over Gift?? Nahhhhhh

Gifts is kinda confusing. Where exactly is the gift tho. I wonder what wld have been done if a range was given as a gift. Internet wld have been broken

YhungPablo:
Who's lalasticlala please? is he a hunter

He is a vet doctor. He approves which animals are good for consumption on NL, before killing and eating since it has become a norm. If u end up killing any animal, consume and post on NL without necessary approvals from him, u may be prosecuted..... ..uwc

2sexynet:
Nigeria is a ZOO

A zoo is even better, at least the animals are safe.

gypsey:
there was no need for that it was just a simple question, Again what's the cause of his death? If you don't have the answer no need to be Rude.

I think he likes her

kindnyce:
YES..
SANITY IS. GRADUALLY RETURNING TO OUR VARIOUS INSTITUTION..
HOPE THE TREND WILL BE SUSTAINED

The FTC accused you of being an "afonga" (whatever that means), however you have proved him wrong.

Boss13:
I will tell you specifically and even in caps - DON'T DO IT IF YOU STILL LOVE YOUR JOB. Your boss may be serving the interest of someone high up the ladder. A boss who has the effrontery to direct subordinates to change figures may have cover up. Do it and lose your job or be frustrated out of the system.

Sadly this person processes most of these documents, meaning his or her signatures will be on some of them. So at the tail end; will be roped into a mess whenever it blows open

Escalze:
God Abeg just grant my visa request please

Granted!

FlirtyKaren:
Do you see anything wrong with Tiwa's outfit?

Nope

Erngie:
the guy no gree commot the camo LOL

Something that finally won him the lottery at the end of the saga

debuscket:
Can the alternator be changed

Yup

jos945:
http://punchng.com/wife-beats-regularly-husband-tells-court/

https://masasieharare.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Woman-Beating-Man.jpg Photo for illustration

This photo for illustration tho. If those fists jab that ribs ehnnnn, that woman will just let out a mild whine like a puppy and suddenly find herself crawling on the floor.

dadaic:
We are tired of the way the truck drivers and bus drivers behave on our roads at Abule Egba. They don't care about people's lives. The other day, one caused a huge traffic for hours, because he slept off. The FG are just out there saying the major roads will be completed in a year, yet, nothing seems to be improving. The minor roads are depleted as I speak, now our tinlinlin roads are being used, when damaged, we contribute to make the roads accessible for us all, yet, they go out with their bad brakes and kill people who are our future for tomorrow.

"tinlinlin roads" been decades I heard that phrase. Now that's a major throw back

StupidYorubaFool:
which rotimi?

Ogbeni this is akwa ibom an not ph so you better wake up

Rotimi was the CEO of lounge Uno who happens to be my friend. He shut it down when he left uyo back to lag, apparently sold it to his landlord who couldn't maintain the place and left it fallow. Some oda dude took it up and has been renovating since late last yr. Rotimi olawaranju was the brain behind Lounge Uno. Was at the opening then, and not a hear say thingy.

Bush meat love.....Hmmmm. Seems life is quite simple in Delta state