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Health / Re: Persistent Headache by bluice2(m): 5:53pm On Jul 22, 2023
Check your blood pressure for starters, then most importantly, go do eye pressure test. The second may likely be the fault
Phones / Re: The Tecno Thread; We Need A Healthy Dose Of Realism. by bluice2(m): 9:01am On Apr 18, 2018
Queeneth,

which of the them do you recommend for me and why?
Romance / Re: Is It Too Late To Call Off The Wedding? (Screenshots) by bluice2(m): 9:52pm On Mar 15, 2018
daddycee91:
all your own reply na just "na wa ooo"



As in ehnnn, dude ain't even helping matters fa. He just dished out his candid advice (na waoooo)
Business / Re: Tony Elumelu Rocks Michael Jackson's Outfit To Xmas Party - Pictures by bluice2(m): 8:09pm On Dec 18, 2017
obowunmi:
Looking like an Igbo tout.




A very wealthy one
Romance / Re: My Ex Girlfriend Wants To Seduce My Elder Brother by bluice2(m): 9:03am On Oct 16, 2017
Does she have a sister?? Well if she does; locate her and do the needful........ grin
Crime / Re: Burial Of 15-Year-Old Girl Slimzy Jay Who Committed Suicide In Delta (Photos) by bluice2(m): 2:37pm On Oct 14, 2017
chaberry:
gone so soon ...

At such a tender age relationship shouldn't have occupied her mind, now give it six months the dude she died for will forget her very existence



Six weeks you meant to say....

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Family / Re: Ugandan Man Dies After Bumping Into Wife Who Claimed She Traveled Abroad by bluice2(m): 10:47am On Oct 03, 2017
Generalkaycee:
Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious.




79% you meant to say

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Romance / Re: She's HIV Positive, How Do I Tell Her?? by bluice2(m): 7:17am On Sep 30, 2017
stano2:
Ur dick stood while drugged





Am still waiting for him to explain this part
Family / Re: Please How Can Someone Handle A Wife That Loves Sex So Much? by bluice2(m): 9:12pm On Sep 27, 2017
Get her a job. A very tasking one with unrealistic targets, early morning meetings, challenging deadlines. You will be the one begging her for sex afterwards.

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Religion / Re: Bat Sent From The Village To Our Home Hangs Dead On Our Electric Pole by bluice2(m): 9:30am On Sep 18, 2017
Let me ask; so which animal would you have exonerated? Cos from your write up your village people seem to replicate different kinds of animals...
Family / Re: 17-Year-Old Girl Weds 18-Year-Old Boy In Abia (Photos) by bluice2(m): 10:52pm On Sep 16, 2017
Whose idea was this?


Marraige.......... I wonder who told them it's child's play
Romance / Re: My Female Boss Told Me To Strip Unclad In Front Of Her by bluice2(m): 4:32pm On Sep 16, 2017
What's the name of this movie?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Hurricane Irma Destroys Entire Barbuda, Caribbean Island (Photos) by bluice2(m): 10:44pm On Sep 15, 2017
aaronson:
I'm still wondering to myself, how did Albert Einstein ever know gravitational wave was responsibly for gravity?
That guy is greater than God for having such a bright mind, Even God the owner of the said universe can not put checks and balances to such disastrous disaster like hurricane. I believed if Einstein was still alive, he would have proffered solution to help Astrophysicist solve this hurricane disaster.


You kidding yea?

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Crime / Re: Okopoly Students Kidnapped In Port-Harcourt, N500k Ransom Demanded On Each by bluice2(m): 9:58am On Sep 12, 2017
CzarChris:
This is painful to look at, but a careful analysis of the picture shows one is scared shitless, while the other one is very calm. Something doesn't add up in this pictures, but either way, I wish them safe transit home after this experience.



My thoughts exactly. Even inexperienced kidnappers won't go for runs gals. This whole thing looks staged . They working as a team to get money from whoever it is they plan on scamming.

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Autos / Re: Hurricane Harvey Submerged Cars Could Be On Their Way To Nigeria(Pics) by bluice2(m): 12:25pm On Sep 04, 2017
LadyGoddiva:
Every country just wants to dump their shît in Nigeria. Nigeria is now a dumping ground.


Simply put, naija is now latrine yea? Every country stop by at the pit toilet (naija) and takes a big ass dump. grin
Romance / Re: I Met An American Lady On KIK, Her Sexual Fetish Will Irritate You - Warning by bluice2(m): 12:36am On Sep 03, 2017
Why do I have this gut feeling you been chatting with a dude

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Travel / Re: Drunk Man Rams Into A Compound While Returning From A Club With Ladies. Photos by bluice2(m): 3:32pm On Aug 20, 2017
Op that drink ain't red label. .........
Romance / Re: Take Away Money From The Relationship And Her True Self Will manifest... by bluice2(m): 5:17pm On Aug 10, 2017
MzLarem:
Most of y'all don't even have the money,so what's the noise about? undecided




We actually do. We just silent about it......
Celebrities / Re: 'I'm A Top Class Prostitute' - Bobrisky by bluice2(m): 5:22pm On Jul 29, 2017
[quote author=rossyc post=58950140]The mum will be somewhere now crying...Confused she-male.[/quote
]



Urhmmm.... I think s/he has the mum's blessings embarassed

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Health / Re: Akwa Ibom Man Hit By Brain Cancer, His Brain Exposed (Graphic Photos) by bluice2(m): 3:23pm On Jul 21, 2017
lofty900:
I know what nairaland girls will be looking at is his 6 packs. undecided



Very bizarre statement
Nairaland / General / Re: 10 People Who Died The Unluckiest Deaths by bluice2(m): 2:48pm On Jul 15, 2017
dlondonbadboy:
Cow fell on him?




Davido's remix smiley
Celebrities / Re: Vera Sidika Praises A Guy Who Sexed Her To A Coma by bluice2(m): 4:43pm On Jul 14, 2017
Dlordsamurai:
A trial will convince you.



Apparently you got so much time on ur hands to eat a lot, exercise a lot, and spend hours on sex. . . . . . .issorai
Celebrities / Re: Auntie Go And Wear Pant” – Fans React To Provocative Dress Tboss Wore by bluice2(m): 4:21pm On Jul 12, 2017
Oyindidi:
Kemen is there grin



And his hands are almost there again grin
Celebrities / Re: Tboss Steps Out In A See-Through Outfit That Reveals Her Tattoos by bluice2(m): 1:21pm On Jul 10, 2017
pyyxxaro:
All these gals go allow men last sooo embarassed

God abeg oh



Nope. Kamen can testify to that cheesy
Crime / Re: 3 Badoo Members Caught In The Early Hours Of Today In Ikorodu Burnt To Death by bluice2(m): 9:31am On Jul 02, 2017
AbuMaryam1:
What's badoo??


Its an app where you can meet people nearby
Family / Re: Man Celebrates His Daughter's Birthday With A Crocodile In Edo State. Photos by bluice2(m): 8:43am On Jun 29, 2017
Poor reptile. Wondering what it did to deserve this kind of treatment. .......
Travel / Re: I Drank My Own Pee To Survive - Abandoned Woman Survived 10 Days In Desert by bluice2(m): 3:53pm On Jun 28, 2017
GeneralOjukwu:
HIM / HER? shocked

That looks like a man to me



What dou you expect from someone the Sahara has dealth with. Her gender will gradually begin to transform
Sports / Re: The First Air-conditioned Stadium In Nigeria Is In Ebonyi (Photos) by bluice2(m): 11:45am On May 29, 2017
[quote author=BORNTOSUCKPUSSY post=56980737]Wait stadium as in football or....[/quote



Viewing center
Phones / Re: FCMB Staff Dies Using Phone's Torch To Operate Generator (Graphic Photo) by bluice2(m): 10:48am On May 01, 2017
emeijeh:
Jesus!
And i do it every evening.


Can you explain the dangers and how this man got burnt?



So many peeps do it all the time. What I suspect is this dude probably might have been pouring fuel into an already steaming gen.
Nairaland / General / Re: Lady Escapes From A Big Python In Edo (Photos) by bluice2(m): 7:04am On Apr 30, 2017
iammrjaai:
so apart from this reptile...No other one can make FP.??


Unfortunately nairalanders find snake more nutritious than any other reptile, hence the unusual snake trend stories

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Traveling To Ekiti State By Road In Grand Style (photo) by bluice2(m): 1:15pm On Apr 08, 2017
ikp120:




Those are security escorts. You can book them too if you have the means. cool cool cool



Gbam!

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