₦airaland Forum

Check your blood pressure for starters, then most importantly, go do eye pressure test. The second may likely be the fault

Queeneth,

which of the them do you recommend for me and why?

daddycee91:
all your own reply na just "na wa ooo"

As in ehnnn, dude ain't even helping matters fa. He just dished out his candid advice (na waoooo)
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obowunmi:
Looking like an Igbo tout.

A very wealthy one

Does she have a sister?? Well if she does; locate her and do the needful........

chaberry:
gone so soon ...

At such a tender age relationship shouldn't have occupied her mind, now give it six months the dude she died for will forget her very existence

Six weeks you meant to say....

Generalkaycee:
Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious.

79% you meant to say

stano2:
Ur dick stood while drugged

Am still waiting for him to explain this part

Get her a job. A very tasking one with unrealistic targets, early morning meetings, challenging deadlines. You will be the one begging her for sex afterwards.

Let me ask; so which animal would you have exonerated? Cos from your write up your village people seem to replicate different kinds of animals...

Whose idea was this?


Marraige.......... I wonder who told them it's child's play

What's the name of this movie?

aaronson:
I'm still wondering to myself, how did Albert Einstein ever know gravitational wave was responsibly for gravity?
That guy is greater than God for having such a bright mind, Even God the owner of the said universe can not put checks and balances to such disastrous disaster like hurricane. I believed if Einstein was still alive, he would have proffered solution to help Astrophysicist solve this hurricane disaster.

You kidding yea?

CzarChris:
This is painful to look at, but a careful analysis of the picture shows one is scared shitless, while the other one is very calm. Something doesn't add up in this pictures, but either way, I wish them safe transit home after this experience.

My thoughts exactly. Even inexperienced kidnappers won't go for runs gals. This whole thing looks staged . They working as a team to get money from whoever it is they plan on scamming.

LadyGoddiva:
Every country just wants to dump their shît in Nigeria. Nigeria is now a dumping ground.

Simply put, naija is now latrine yea? Every country stop by at the pit toilet (naija) and takes a big ass dump.

Why do I have this gut feeling you been chatting with a dude

Op that drink ain't red label. .........

MzLarem:
Most of y'all don't even have the money,so what's the noise about?

We actually do. We just silent about it......

[quote author=rossyc post=58950140]The mum will be somewhere now crying...Confused she-male.[/quote
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Urhmmm.... I think s/he has the mum's blessings

lofty900:
I know what nairaland girls will be looking at is his 6 packs.

Very bizarre statement

dlondonbadboy:
Cow fell on him?

Davido's remix

Dlordsamurai:
A trial will convince you.

Apparently you got so much time on ur hands to eat a lot, exercise a lot, and spend hours on sex. . . . . . .issorai

Oyindidi:
Kemen is there

And his hands are almost there again

pyyxxaro:
All these gals go allow men last sooo

God abeg oh

Nope. Kamen can testify to that

AbuMaryam1:
What's badoo??

Its an app where you can meet people nearby

Poor reptile. Wondering what it did to deserve this kind of treatment. .......

GeneralOjukwu:
HIM / HER?

That looks like a man to me

What dou you expect from someone the Sahara has dealth with. Her gender will gradually begin to transform

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emeijeh:
Jesus!
And i do it every evening.


Can you explain the dangers and how this man got burnt?

So many peeps do it all the time. What I suspect is this dude probably might have been pouring fuel into an already steaming gen.

iammrjaai:
so apart from this reptile...No other one can make FP.??

Unfortunately nairalanders find snake more nutritious than any other reptile, hence the unusual snake trend stories

ikp120:
Those are security escorts. You can book them too if you have the means.

Gbam!