Kockane:
I woke up this morning to an alarming topic on front page about EFCC sealing GTBank's building in Wuse 2 and I have to say both the original post and ensuing comments depicted an alarming level of ignorance.

So every beautiful orange big building you see now is a GTB building GTBank has only three branches in Wuse 2, one by Kiss FM, one at omega plaza and the one by Ap plaza, check the bank's website for a list of all its branches and see for yourself if this building will be listed as one. It's truly unfair to be misinforming the public this way, all in the name of sensationalism. This is the sort of misinformation that sends people to jail in saner climes.

Pls, Seun and other Mods should be careful to verify news first before putting them on front-page. This is so so embarrassing, unprofessional and puts the image of the Bank in bad light.

GOD BLESS YOU A THOUSAND FOLD AND YOUR GENERATION TO COME.

Realone92:
Judging her base on her tattoo , that's so wrong . Imagine that guy saying she's not a wife material lmao ,

I say ehnn, every little thing you will hear she is not wife material. Someone chills with a pretty female friend they say not wife material. I even wonder how many yards is this wife material. Any tailor in the house?

danduchi:
My advise is next time ask any girl coming to see you if she's a sickler... But for ur present predicament, I will tell u to pluck banana leave, cook with white potash add ash from kernel back and give her. Thank me later

As if you will ask, if it were you. . She may probably be reacting to something she might have eaten, or the environment or even water she drank there. Some people's system react violently in such manner

Club got rules, maybe he kept faulting them thinking what is obtainable in naija is same as the States. Or maybe he might have been asked for an ID to be sure he is the right age for alcohol consumption and he flipped

Anyways shit happens. . . . .

cruzita:
u think say na only guys dey get side chick,bros wake up u be SIDE DUDE

Not even the main side dude sef

Brymo:
Make sense. He shud learn to close his mouth though

It is called P.Diddy smile. Very hard to imitate that epic smile.

persius555:
System glitch and they took instant advantage. You dont have to an expert to do this but think smart.

This only shows how slow and non secure our database security system is in nigeria. It must have taken more than two days for then to have withdrawn these monies and no one noticed this security flaws.

Anyways, they say "Give a man a gun and he could rob a bank, give a man a bank and he would rob the world".
The banks are criminals themselves.

Theyveedo:
Ooopppsss!!!

All these kind of mango tree and river love sef...

May their souls RIP

You see why luv is safer in the movie theaters or shopping malls?

jboy73:
My Guy Dammycrane... No matter what u do, u will never be popular.
i have heard your name before, but i havent heard any of your songs ( Probably the songs are too wack no Producer wanna work with u)
No matter what u do, u will remain in the class of Reminice, Skales and Dprince.

Youre a 6th class musician
Even if Boko haram tro bomb for your head, u no go still Blow

[b]If this girl na lawyer true true, e mean say Nigeria Educational system Is in The gutters[/b]

You just spoke my mind. No abbreviations, full stops, mixed up tenses. If she ends up as dude's lawyer, he will be loosing all his cases.

ylaa:
Please if you cannot appreciate them
do not insult them.
it's not easy to be a soldier
thanks

This Lapttop don buy major market today

Brymo:
U sign up for it, don't make it lk as if u were forced into it. After all we do care.

I don't think they have any probs with signing up for it. Their issue will probably be the way they are treated by the govt. Total neglect. Battle allowances are not paid, weapons never upgraded, while the enemies are on steady upgrade.......list is just endless

misspresident:
here's another example.
1.you played a lotto
*
2.you don't know the outcome yet
*
3.you've borrowed money and plan a party down
*
4.the result came out and you did not win.
*
5.what should i call that?

Elaaa Ojuko

funnyme:
I feel like falling in love

Don't. . . Its a trap

Dronedude:
I think its high time Buhari looks into this entertainment industry, the money and the fame is eating up this Lads badly and to think that so many young ones are looking up to them. If you make money and loose your morals, u r a suspect.

Abeg oooo, he shldnt look into it, dude fit place ban

deramarks:
Dear lalsticlala. I don't get notifications on nairaland again I wud like to kno y. Or is it dat. Naira don't notify pple again.

Naira is crashing everyday. Wait till its stabilizes

I wonder if I have been deflowered back then?



Nah. . .

Vyolet:
Please how much is Moet Champagne?

It depends: cheap clubs sell Moet Rosé Impérial btw 25 to 30k. On the average in most regular/big clubs it goes for 30,35-40k

VIPERVENOM:
the man in d middle sha see as him belle big

Dude is well fed, and over fed......Abi did he swallow the missing budget? cos he is so bloated

evy1:
U talk like a baby who is still crawling.

OUCH!!!!!! That is a heavyweight knock out

Oghumu1:
Most times I ask myself, can one really invest with money stollen or gotten illegally ? The worst part are when they are bringing the drinks to them the DJ will play a loud siren or start hailing them. SARS should start visiting clubs to see themselves instead of harassing people on the street.

The siren is a norm in almost if not all clubs. Its just a way of telling people to give way for the waitresses to pass with the big drinks. Secondly to let the customer know we appreciate you spending this much on a bottle of drink.

Deexxy:
They are clearly G-boys (yahoo boys). And instead of them to try to invest the little money they made(illegally),they'll rather come to the club and show off then return home broke.

They are big fools to me.

Money you don't sweat for, hardly goes into investment. Your brain keeps telling you more will come easier and faster than before.

cococandy:
How many times will this same story feature on NL?

Every month

He likes you. . . . dazzall!

Good clips for the "1000 ways to die episodes"

zendy:
Go to YouTube and watch US Marine corps training video and you will see that these pictures are just boyscout training. Yet, you never hear about the US Marines brutalising civilians or shooting unarmed protesters. It's got nothing to do with training, it's all about discipline and orientation. To this day, most security forces do not know that it is a crime to lay hands on an unarmed civilian without a very good reason. In civilised countries, not only will a military man who unnecessarily brutalises a civilian be dismissed from his job, the civilian can sue for excessive use of force

So So true

Places hand on Ose's chest* "go, and sin no more"

infogenius:
Lol
Any lady that dates guys like this
will need to be checked, obviously
she is not normal.
"I mean her head is not correct"

If dude got real cash to throw around, you'll be shocked some ladies will kill just to have him

LordHybrid:
...My calling as in how?

people you keep calling on fone

tellwisdom:
You are foolish...What is horrible in this?? ...U better go back there becos hunger go finish u soon

Very funny, hunger indeed. What happened to self worth? The day her best friend will stroll in, and she is prettier/sexier; just like he said he's tired of seeing the former female employee's face, same will apply to her. She will be dumped/sacked cos she was employed as a sex tool in the first place, and you know what they say about people always wanting new toys.

ibietela2:


And this nonsense made front page? While seun, Ishilove lalasticlala just ignored my thread on Lassa fever

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, sorry man, next time try yellow fever or malaria

Olasco93:
Am not judging you though...
You spent £108 (27,000 Naira minus Transport) in total at the club just to have fun, fun that will never add value to your life.
Do responsible people even go to club?
Wise up bro. This is a New Year. Don't join the queue of negative thinkers, think straight and be responsible. Don't do things because other 'Niggaz' are doing it. They are different from you, don't forget where you are comin from.
Moreover, your family are looking up to you... Don't disappoint them!

Hey, nothing wrong with some fun once in awhile na, haba. If everyone be like you club owners like us go hear am ooooo

OlowoB:


at least i wouldn't end up fucking a dirty looking bitch like you, please go get a job, i mean a real job and not the other job you do with your mouth on a daily basis so you can be able to at least use thread to do your hair under the tree.

*Grabs popcorn