doveda:
I disagree with the CEO


Beauty does not fade. It is relative

My mum might not look as fresh as she looked when she got married to my dad

But she does look beautiful for a woman with kids and lots of experience

Do not confuse physical beauty with inner beauty. Your mum probably has both, but the pretty gold digging clown as mentioned is just one empty pretty thing with no brains. That will surely fade!!! I agree with J P Morgan

They will soon steal this watch. .

winkmart:
give him a raise

Before you ask for a raise:

1. How valuable are you to the organisation?

2. Are your accomplishments visible?

3. Do you possess unique skills that are sell able?

4. Do you have a precise figure in mind?

dikeigbo2:
Motivate your workers and see them choosing to die with you
.....in essence motivation is the key

This comes with high turnover/high profit after tax. For the fact he isn't owed salary is a good motivation, if he still feels he is not motivated enough; then he should start his own company and see how it turns out. Then he can motivate himself, rest his lazy ass as much as he can, and watch his company head for the rocks

PAnaceA7:
I knew he cannot be a Nigerian

EFCC will arrest the boss, kidnappers will await employees of the organisation; your exes will lobby for a come back. . . .

phlemzy:
Hope there's no air conditioning system there?

There is

Officialkenshin:
Show your husband.

Is that an achievement?

schumastic:




OP THE THUNDER WEY GO FIRE YOU JUST GO MEET ISIS BEFORE E GO COME BOMB YOU...ALL THIS FAKE FEMALE PEEPS HERE NEEDS TO BE BAN

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, u neva chichumchin

adasexie:
over ten guys asking you out and they are all expecting you to say "yes".you just end up getting confused,not knowing the right one to pick.
Mr A expects you to pick him ,and if you don't becomes an enemy....bla blah blah blah..Pretty hurts.

Pretty hurts? Do a transplant; get ugly. . .
. . . . . .you welcome!

Bsc:
I think is about time Linda and this woman get a show down..

Nah......a wolf should not reduce itself to the level of a dog

Jolllyjoy:
Hope they will roast it sha.it a favourite delicacy here

Virtually every mammal has been eaten on NL. From snakes to rats, baby antelopes, grass cutters, turtles, squirrels, just name it. Someone is going to eat an oracle's pet pretty soon

crazysaint:
Dangote want use his business kill everybody finish, destroy houses. because money is there. dangote is a CACAFUEGO . I hate him, please you can label me anything, after all is a free world, people are entitle to their own opinion. I have said my mind. I hate dangote truck, I hate him in person, I hate his wife, children and all his relative.. dangote continue to use your truck and kill, don't try to caution your drivers, instead applaud them.

Strange fellas up in here

enyioma10000:

my sis, d tin tire me oo, 45k

But wait ooooo, most persons here crying at the 45k spent will buy a 45k champagne bottle *5 in clubs

NaijaHulk:


This says it all... the guy is just too dull... and the girl is too ebinnatic... Low class things the both of them and the behavior would not change even if the dinner was 5k or 50k... 45k IS a lot of money on some fronts... but not something to be razing down the whole internet because of... shiorr... nonsense... and as for the girl too, I mean if someone gave me a just ride and his/her car had a problem, just that would make me consider assisting the person sort out his /her car issues as long as I am not very late for my destination/appointment and the breakdown location is not shady or unsafe... but to abandon someone you just had dinner with (even if nah Mr. biggs sef!) ... that's just low class...

then on the take away matter, you can let the ebinna carry her own takeaway, why carry your own again wetin you go chop after the stress of fixing your car and by the way the guy dey complain sef, u will know probably doesn't go to such "45k" places very often... chaaai... Real bad market...

First class mumu ni bobo yen... Ebinna oshi ni baby yen... Finish

But dude should have held on tight to his own takeaway pack tho. Very tight.

Shebarh:
45k for dinner wetin dem chop

Some Chinese restaurants are that expensive

StreetSoldier:
I'm I missing something?

Just a swing.

Just a swing bro. Just a swing

KashyBaby:
Lol....sometimes if u imagine too much, even the story u wanna tell it become unreal... it is more fictional,far away from the truth...so if I we're u, juz wake up coz u dreaming too much.

Gbam!!!

christinie:
In the first place marriage is not about looks but rather love, peace of mind, understanding, mutual respect, compatibility, maturity etc.

Secondly the guy in the picture is not ugly.
You may say he is a little bit reserved by not holding/hugging the wife very firmly but then how is it our business?
What matters in marriage is that your spouse is focused, nice, loving, caring, humble, respectful etc.

Let's not act like kids here please. I believe none of us is in Primary school here.

The greatest men in Nigeria eg OBJ, Atiku, Tinubu, Lai Mohammed, Audu Ogbe etc are not that good looking, yet they are doing very well in their different endeavours.
That's how some of you ladies will keep being selective till you are 40.
However OP, next time don't expose your family here as there are many immature minds around.

HML dear. Wish you the greatest blessings in life.

NB: anything mocked always attracts God's favour. As they are mocking you they are reminding God to bless your union/home tremendously so don't fret dear.
It is well.

You just spoke my mind. HML nyerem. May the Good Lord open His showers of blessings upon you, your family and your unborn kids.

HungerBAD:
I was born and raised in the Western part of Nigeria.

Lagos specifically, although a Niger Deltan.

As a young boy growing up, I use to see a lot of sacrifices with tortoise all around me. Those memories never left my head.

I still associate tortoises with sacrifices.

No vex. But to me it just be like say you chop one sacrifice now.

Dude has eaten amadioha's pet, his punishment from the oracle is already doing press up

omooba969:


NIGERIANS!!!

I Just tire!!!

sparkleice:
so wat s wrong wt d nite club? Is de any biz dat s meant for only men? Wailers kip wailng.stp being judgemental

Meanwhile babe will be smiling to the bank every Monday

tchidi:

Wait, these frail looking Chinese men walking about actually pack enough strength to kill an akwa ibom woman??!??!
Well, colour me surprised!!

I doubt if its the sex that killed her. Something not right here. Either she was ill and went ahead with the act, or was not medically sound. Probably a co incidence

guccidriver93k:
My boyfriend said I should buy him Gucci Driver shoes worth N93k when I am coming home for Christmas break, said he will give me the money when I come back. This is going to be the first time we will meet since we started our fragile relationship 9 months ago, we knew a bit in University few years ago.

Severally, I have told my boyfriend prior to now that I cannot afford it. Last before now, he said "but you can start saving now and you will get the money before your arrival". So this time, to be the virtuous girlfriend, I had to go all out and check up the prices for this shoe.
I think he assumes that because I am a self-sponsored student abroad, I am Dantata's love child.
Anytime i debunk this claim, he goes like "haba!" and

DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT BUY THOSE SHOES FOR HIM! Let him get his sorry ass off his proud couch and go hustle hard so as to buy whatever he likes and stop trying to rip off women. Tell him to buy you a 50k shoe and see the stories that will come with it, dude might even break up with you.

Dude would have at least done better with Dom Perignon Rose, Moet & Chandon, Ciroc Vodka, then some spring rolls to keep them mouths busy. Peeps who could pay for a 400K table will not start buying ordinary Henny VSOP when they go clubbing. Even Hennessy Black would have been fair enough

ChiSun27:



She's a juice expert.

Hmmmm, German juice pro

Shagari

missKiffy:
Am sitting and watching to see those that will believe this poo and start giving advise

Its African magic I blame

Ginaz:



we are all humans, I form for nobody cos at the end nobody gonna be there for you. sorry to disgust you, but our digestive system functions the "disgust" like you said for our well being.

I see nothing disgusting about it, tell that to my middle finger. and besides, it was just for a little bit of humour. dont you do ''disgusting'' things yourself? life is too hard right now to start behaving like a kid. gosh, you need your sense of humour resurrected!

I fart and so what? should I be ashamed to talk about it again?

I think I actually enjoyed that farting aspect tho

Editor1:
They call her the World's ugliest woman?


Den they haven't seen Ronke, the short black Yoloba gal dat was my former classmate. The gal is damn so ugly dat she's always the witch in all our school dramas!!

Hahahahaha. So when there is no witch role; which one would she play then? oracle?

tkcosby02:

Chicago ko...chicacome ni

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Careful not to drop a lighted match stick on that seat while seated

petsolo15:
I have been in a serious relationship with this girl for two years now. i asked her where she was last nite when we were chatting but she didn't reply me.
She left whatsapp after reading the message and then she switched off her two phones. Efforts to called her was unproductive. Instantly, my instincts told me something was wrong somewhere. I called her girl friend if she was with her and she said 'no'.
finally, i went to her house to check if she was at home around 11:30 pm but to my greatest surprise, her room was locked up. I went home but couldn't sleep all through the nite. The whole drama was getting more strange cos i trust her very much and i couldn't comprehend the idea that she was sleeping in another guys room at that time.

This morning around 6:am, she messaged me on whatsapp that she was at home and that she is very sorry for not replying my message. I sprang up from the bed and went to her house immediately but on getting to her house, i found out that her room was still locked.

She later came home around 7:30 am and met me on her door post. We went inside the room and i asked her where she was coming from; after series of lies, she later opened up that she spent the nite at a friend's house(male) whom she visited the previous evening. She started crying that i should forgive her that nothing(s*x) happened between them during the nite.

I told her it was over between us and i warned her never to contact me again. Lo, on leaving the room, she brought out her kitchen knife that she was going to kill her self since i 've broke up wit her.. after some moment of dragging, i was able to resusciate the knife from her and i told her i wasn't leaving her any more.. This girl is very serious about killing her self if i leave her and i love her very much; but the thought of her sleeping in another man's house is driving me crazy. What should i do?

Just play the raggae play the blues. Cos even ur boo get a boo