Jackyboy:

Cant wait for season to begin joor

E don begin na.

[quote author=LandMann post=89053467.

Unfortunately, I just hope we retrace our steps quickly before we, like the dinosaur, get buried and forgotten in the sands of time.

To A Better Nigeria[/quote]

TO A BETTER NIGERIA

Sheyilola:
May God punish you for calling your wife
“The gossip”
You are a � dog and you need deliverance.
If you like don’t focus on your wife and child to take care of them like the way your mates that are reasonable do.
Useless man
If you like go and lay with your wife’s sister and get cursed.
Oloshi
How will a married man come on internet to insult his innocent and pretty wife because he can’t control his libido ?
God will punish you for calling your wife “the gossip”

Ki la gbe, ki le ju!!! Hian!!!

Donald3d:



NB: I am married by the way, in case anyone was wondering.

Iba re o!
Owo meji fu yin!

cybertron88

IME1:
ADDRESS
BY H.E. MUHAMMADU BUHARI, PRESIDENT OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA ON THE COVID- 19 PANDEMIC SUNDAY 29TH MARCH, 2020




1. Fellow Nigerians,



2. From the first signs that Coronavirus, or COVID-19 was turning into an epidemic and was officially declared a world-wide emergency, the Federal Government started planning preventive, containment and curative measures in the event the disease hits Nigeria.



3. The whole instruments of government are now mobilized to confront what has now become both a health emergency and an economic crisis.



4. Nigeria, unfortunately, confirmed its first case on 27th February 2020. Since then, we have seen the number of confirmed cases rise slowly.



5. By the morning of March 29th, 2020, the total confirmed cases within Nigeria had risen to ninety-seven.



6. Regrettably, we also had our first fatality, a former employee of PPMC, who died on 23rd March 2020. Our thoughts and prayers are with his family in this very difficult time. We also pray for quick recovery for those infected and undergoing treatment.



7. As of today, COVID-19 has no cure. Scientists around the world are working very hard to develop a vaccine.



8. We are in touch with these institutions as they work towards a solution that will be certified by international and local medical authorities within the shortest possible time.



9. For now, the best and most efficient way to avoid getting infected is through regular hygienic and sanitary practices as well as social distancing.



10. As individuals, we remain the greatest weapon to fight this pandemic. By washing our hands regularly with clean water and soap, disinfecting frequently used surfaces and areas, coughing into a tissue or elbow and strictly adhering to infection prevention control measures in health facilities, we can contain this virus.



11. Since the outbreak was reported in China, our Government has been monitoring the situation closely and studying the various responses adopted by other countries.



12. Indeed, the Director General of the Nigeria Centre for Disease Control (NCDC) was one of ten global health leaders invited by the World Health Organisation to visit China and understudy their response approach. I am personally very proud of Dr Ihekweazu for doing this on behalf of all Nigerians.





13. Since his return, the NCDC has been implementing numerous strategies and programs in Nigeria to ensure that the adverse impact of this virus on our country is minimized. We ask all Nigerians to support the work the Federal Ministry of Health and NCDC are doing, led by the Presidential Task Force.



14. Although we have adopted strategies used globally, our implementation programs have been tailored to reflect our local realities.



15. In Nigeria, we are taking a two step approach.



16. First, to protect the lives of our fellow Nigerians and residents living here and second, to preserve the livelihoods of workers and business owners to ensure their families get through this very difficult time in dignity and with hope and peace of mind.



17. To date, we have introduced healthcare measures, border security, fiscal and monetary policies in our response. We shall continue to do so as the situation unfolds.



18. Some of these measures will surely cause major inconveniences to many citizens. But these are sacrifices we should all be willing and ready to make for the greater good of our country.



19. In Nigeria’s fight against COVID-19, there is no such thing as an overreaction or an under reaction. It is all about the right reaction by the right agencies and trained experts.



20. Accordingly, as a Government, we will continue to rely on guidance of our medical professionals and experts at the Ministry of Health, NCDC and other relevant agencies through this difficult time.



21. I therefore urge all citizens to adhere to their guidelines as they are released from time to time.



22. As we are all aware, Lagos and Abuja have the majority of confirmed cases in Nigeria. Our focus therefore remains to urgently and drastically contain these cases, and to support other states and regions in the best way we can.



23. This is why we provided an initial intervention of fifteen billion Naira (N15b) to support the national response as we fight to contain and control the spread.



24. We also created a Presidential Task Force (PTF) to develop a workable National Response Strategy that is being reviewed on a daily basis as the requirements change. This strategy takes international best practices but adopts them to suit our unique local circumstances.



25. Our goal is to ensure all States have the right support and manpower to respond immediately.



26. So far, in Lagos and Abuja, we have recruited hundreds of ad-hoc staff to man our call centers and support our tracing and testing efforts.







27. I also requested, through the Nigeria Governors Forum, for all State Governments to nominate Doctors and Nurses who will be trained by the NCDC and Lagos State Government on tactical and operational response to the virus in case it spreads to other states.



28. This training will also include medical representatives from our armed forces, paramilitary and security and intelligence agencies.



29. As a nation, our response must be guided, systematic and professional. There is a need for consistency across the nation. All inconsistencies in policy guidelines between Federal and State agencies will be eliminated.



30. As I mentioned earlier, as at this morning we had ninety-seven confirmed cases. Majority of these are in Lagos and Abuja. All the confirmed cases are getting the necessary medical care.



31. Our agencies are currently working hard to identify cases and people these patients have been in contact with.



32. The few confirmed cases outside Lagos and Abuja are linked to persons who have travelled from these centres.



33. We are therefore working to ensure such inter state and intercity movements are restricted to prevent further spread.









34. Based on the advice of the Federal Ministry of Health and the NCDC, I am directing the cessation of all movements in Lagos and the FCT for an initial period of 14 days with effect from 11pm on Monday, 30th March 2020. This restriction will also apply to Ogun State due to its close proximity to Lagos and the high traffic between the two States.



35. All citizens in these areas are to stay in their homes. Travel to or from other states should be postponed. All businesses and offices within these locations should be fully closed during this period.



36. The Governors of Lagos and Ogun States as well as the Minister of the FCT have been notified. Furthermore, heads of security and intelligence agencies have also been briefed.



37. We will use this containment period to identify, trace and isolate all individuals that have come into contact with confirmed cases. We will ensure the treatment of confirmed cases while restricting further spread to other States.



38. This order does not apply to hospitals and all related medical establishments as well as organizations in health care related manufacturing and distribution.



39. Furthermore, commercial establishments such as;

a. food processing, distribution and retail companies;

b. petroleum distribution and retail entities,

c. power generation, transmission and distribution companies; and

d. private security companies are also exempted.



40. Although these establishments are exempted, access will be restricted and monitored.



41. Workers in telecommunication companies, broadcasters, print and electronic media staff who can prove they are unable to work from home are also exempted.



42. All seaports in Lagos shall remain operational in accordance with the guidelines I issued earlier. Vehicles and drivers conveying essential cargoes from these Ports to other parts of the country will be screened thoroughly before departure by the Ports Health Authority.



43. Furthermore, all vehicles conveying food and other essential humanitarian items into these locations from other parts of the country will also be screened thoroughly before they are allowed to enter these restricted areas.



44. Accordingly, the Hon. Minister of Health is hereby directed to redeploy all Port Health Authority employees previously stationed in the Lagos and Abuja Airports to key roads that serve as entry and exit points to these restricted zones.



45. Movements of all passenger aircraft, both commercial and private jets, are hereby suspended. Special permits will be issued on a needs basis.



46. We are fully aware that such measures will cause much hardship and inconvenience to many citizens. But this is a matter of life and death, if we look at the dreadful daily toll of deaths in Italy, France and Spain.



47. However, we must all see this as our national and patriotic duty to control and contain the spread of this virus. I will therefore ask all of us affected by this order to put aside our personal comfort to safeguard ourselves and fellow human beings. This common enemy can only be controlled if we all come together and obey scientific and medical advice.



48. As we remain ready to enforce these measures, we should see this as our individual contribution in the war against COVID-19. Many other countries have taken far stricter measures in a bid to control the spread of the virus with positive results.



49. For residents of satellite and commuter towns and communities around Lagos and Abuja whose livelihoods will surely be affected by some of these restrictive measures, we shall deploy relief materials to ease their pains in the coming weeks.



50. Furthermore, although schools are closed, I have instructed the Ministry of Humanitarian Affairs, Disaster Management and Social Development to work with State Governments in developing a strategy on how to sustain the school feeding program during this period without compromising our social distancing policies. The Minister will be contacting the affected States and agree on detailed next steps.





51. Furthermore, I have directed that a three month repayment moratorium for all TraderMoni, MarketMoni and FarmerMoni loans be implemented with immediate effect.





52. I have also directed that a similar moratorium be given to all Federal Government funded loans issued by the Bank of Industry, Bank of Agriculture and the Nigeria Export Import Bank.



53. For on-lending facilities using capital from international and multilateral development partners, I have directed our development financial institutions to engage these development partners and negotiate concessions to ease the pains of the borrowers.



54. For the most vulnerable in our society, I have directed that the conditional cash transfers for the next two months be paid immediately. Our Internally displaced persons will also receive two months of food rations in the coming weeks.



55. We also call on all Nigerians to take personal responsibility to support those who are vulnerable within their communities, helping them with whatever they may need.



56. As we all pray for the best possible outcome, we shall continue planning for all eventualities.





57. This is why I directed that all Federal Government Stadia, Pilgrims camps and other facilities be converted to isolation centers and makeshift hospitals.



58. My fellow Nigerians, as a Government, we will avail all necessary resources to support the response and recovery. We remain committed to do whatever it takes to confront COVID-19 in our country.



59. We are very grateful to see the emerging support of the private sector and individuals to the response as well as our development partners.



60. At this point, I will ask that all contributions and donations be coordinated and centralized to ensure efficient and impactful spending. The Presidential Task Force remains the central coordinating body on the COVID-19 response.



61. I want to assure you all that Government Ministries, Departments and Agencies with a role to play in the outbreak response are working hard to bring this virus under control.



62. Every nation in the world is challenged at this time. But we have seen countries where citizens have come together to reduce the spread of the virus.



63. I will therefore implore you again to strictly comply with the guidelines issued and also do your bit to support Government and the most vulnerable in your communities.





64. I will take this opportunity to thank all our public health workforce, health care workers, port health authorities and other essential staff on the frontlines of the response for their dedication and commitment. You are true heroes.



65. I thank you all for listening. May God continue to bless and protect us all.





President Muhammadu Buhari

29th March 2020.

Mizwisdom:


Use your phone to listen via radio, there's nothing you people won't complain about

What if my phone dies before then?

Had to extend a cable to my neighbours to charge as nepa wouldn't give us light. My generating set decided to act up this morning due to overload. It's Sunday, my engineer gave me story.

So when I said what I said, its my reality. If you have a spare gen, you can send to me. I will gladly accept.

bjtinz:


Which light you take charge your phone?

With what 'light' am i to watch?


#Isthisacountry?

Mizwisdom:
Who else has noticed that as donations are increasing the virus seems to be spreading to other states?

Err1 wants a share out of Covid-19 cake.

IMO, the projection Lagos C.f.H made is the present numbers of affected persons.

Please let's stay safe. It's hard, won't lie!

IT'S F****NG HARD!!!

*He returned exactly one week later on Saturday, March 14th, but did not show any symptoms.

He was said to have been at a meeting on containing the COVID-19 pandemic in Nigeria all through Sunday, where he reportedly started to cough.*

Was he not meant to be isolating himself? Why risk other people's lives?

#IsThisaCountry?

tpiar:
[s]He replied iyawo, he didn't say wife.

Iyawo can also mean girlfriend.

They should let people know if they are actually married. Did they do an introduction?

Does the lady understand Yoruba language?[/s]

[s][/s]

iTaya

Year 2003, my guy spent 3nights, left with my Nokia 3330 (white colour).

Not seen him since then. Only for him to add me as friend on FB some years back.

Inside life

iTell you man.

Jeez.

Happy birthday to her!

QuizSavvy:

Love yourself. That's all that counts

Bless you!

Lamborghini Urus baby

obafemee80:




How does the 5-seat Rolls-Royce Cullinan compare to the 7-seat Bentley Bentayga?





The Cullinan, the first SUV from Rolls-Royce, is regarded as one of the most luxurious SUV on the market. The high riding SUV comes in two versions and a tailgate feature, which the British luxury marque calls a viewing suite.





The Bentayga ( and the Bentayga Speed), the first from Bentley, is unlike any other sport utility vehicle in the world. This luxurious, powerful, all-terrain, all-purpose car, is the fastest SUV on the market.

Let's take a look at the two most luxurious Sports Utility Vehicles on the market side-by-side to see which is more deserving of its six-figure price tag.

Rolls-Royce Cullinan
5,341 mm long, 1,835 mm high and 2,164 mm wide

Bentley Bentayga
5141 mm long, 1742 mm high and 2223mm wide





Kerb Weight
Rolls-Royce Cullinan : 5,864 lb / 2,660 kg

Bentley Bentayga : 5,379 lb / 2, 440 kg





Price
Rolls-Royce Cullinan start at $325,000 (₦118m), minus the cost of shipping and clearing in Nigeria.

Bentley Bentayga
starts at $195,000 (₦70.9m), minus the cost of shipping and clearing in Nigeria.





Engine
Rolls-Royce Cullinan : Biturbo 6.75-Liter V12 / 563 Horsepower / Torque 627

Bentley Bentayga : Biturbo 6.0-Liter W12 / 600 Horsepower / Torque 640
Bentayga Speed has 626 Horsepower





Fuel consumption
Rolls-Royce Cullinan
18.8 mpg / 15.0 l / 100 km

Bentley Bentayga
21.6 mpg / 13.1 litres / 100 km





Top Speed
Rolls-Royce Cullinan : 155 mph (Limited)

Bentley Bentayga : 187 mph, Bentayga Speed : 190 mph

Rolls-Royce Cullinan Vs Bentley Bentayga, Which Of The Two British Luxury SUVs Would You Rather Ride In?

See More Pictures Here:
https://autojosh.com/rolls-royce-cullinan-vs-bentley-bentayga-which-of-the-two-suvs-would-you-rather-ride-in/

This is what i tell people.... They were voted to do this and more.

izzou:


As much as this is impressive, let's stop making it look like a governor is doing his people a favor. It's mediocre, to me

Which one is "Obaseki is working"?

Who was supposed to reconstruct it before? The people?

He simply did what he was voted in for. He was supposed to work.

I taya o!

adecz:



So, what has the University she
graduated from, got to the with
this report?


Una for kuku tell us her secondary,
primary & nursery school, including her
State & Local govt.


Nonsense busybodies!!

bkfoods:
Na wa

I still can't tell the difference between Peter and Paul

Paul=== Daadaa

Peter=== low cut

Lol