@Mubowa,

You will pay until you pay your PRIDE PRICE, take it from me!

@ my peace, well, i got your point and i understand what you are talking about. it has never happen that i have to pay for a dinner date, am not dating a cheap particul, and he will never ask me on a date if he doesn't have the money. got it

Story was nice,

Nice way to toast, HECK NO!!!

Give it to me straight.

Dapo: Babe i saw you walking down the street and i like what i see. I will love to get to knwo you better. By the way my name is Dapo, what is your name
Bimpe: Bimpe
Dapo: Okay Bimpe, lets do it like this, i have to rush back to work but i will love to call you sometime so we can go to the movies or go grab a bite to eat. Can i call you sometime
Bimpe: fa shizzle my nizzle, my number is knot nine knot dozen dozen.
Dapo: Thanks. I will surely call you so we can hang out.
Bimpe: fa shizzle my nizzle wizzle.
Dapo: Byeeee
Bimple: later-izzle.

Okpari.

All that tyra banks yarning is complete DUST.

you too like to enjoy, you wan go movies or get a bite to eat, what about "walking". Go for a walk in the park, walk around the beach. Hungry? Walk it off.

What is wrong with walking? Buy me a pair of Chanel Earrings and take me walking and surprise me with it. That is a fantabulous date right there. Fa shizzle

Thank you very much no be only chanel, na radio station. Anyway if i give you chanel earings on the first date, would you let go all the way?

I'm Bi, so I've asked and been asked out a lot of times.

You are familiar line or all those common lines makes you cheap. Cheap in the sense that you can't even come up with your own thing.

Make a comment about the hair, shoe, shape e.t.c whatever good in her or anything about her or what she's doing that is good. For example, the way she walks or what she was doing when saw her. There must be something that made you wanna ask her out, comment on that.

Offer to buy her a drink or coffee sometime, or offer to help with whatever you think she might need help with.
Unless you want a one night stand, don't push it. Simply do a good deed for her and that will get you her real phone number. Go home but don't call her right away. Call her after 2 days and tell her you were too busy but will like to get together for a drink or coffee.

This shows you are not too eager to into her pants. Be patient, pull out chair for her during the date and make sure she drinks something alcoholic. Be charming during the date. Especially do not forget to tell her how beautiful she looks. Trust me you are seriously fucking her.

I never get tired of telling this story. I laugh hard each time I remember it.

I went out with this guy, He ordered one meal for both of us telling me it's big and lots of side dishes he said. That kind of wiped the smile off my face.

The meal was big just like he said but what's up with men like that. Do you not understand that it's not about the meal, I can buy myself food if I'm hungry. Honey it's about how you handle everything when you are on a date that gets you something afterwards.

Wait till you hear the best part,

I did not finish my meal. It was a small steak but I did not want to eat much since I was on diet. I did not remember exactly how he said it but I swear to God all I understood it to mean was that I must finish my food. Oh my goodness, I was so angry. Fortunately,the Margarita I was drinking was making me a happy girl even though I wanted to be mad.

I quickly finished my drink and told him to take me home. He apologised and we finally went to a dance club since I was determind to have a good time.

I went to the club just to make him mad. We went into the club he was checking his Id with the bouncers and I was already in determined to pay him for not spending much on my meal.

By the time he got close to me inside the club I was already dancing with this cute white guy who asked me to dance immediately I got in.

We were dancing so close, him rubbing his dick all over me and I giving him all the best angles to rub it on, just to piss my real date off.

He tried to cut in but I said no so he went back and sat by the side watching. I went to the bar with the white guy and he bought me a drink. By the time I know it, myself and the white guy was kising so passionately, holding each other tight and breathing so havely so we decided to take it over to the parking lot. Of course by this time my real date was no where to be seen.

So when we got to the parking lot by my car we were so hot for each other. We were kissing and holding each other like there's no tomorrow. It started as a joke just to pis my real date off but it turns out that I really like white guy. Man! he was a great kisser, cute and just my type. Just a quick note, I always go on a date in my car just in case the guy turns out to be a bad jerk.

So were're kissing in the packing lot by my car and my real date shows up and started yelling at the guy I was kissing. By the time I know what was going on They were both physically fighting. The white guy was trying hard to get me to leave with him and my real date was not gonna back down.

I entered my car to drive off, the White guy and my real date jumped in. I asked my real date to get in the back he would not. I could not drive off with both of them. They were also still screeming at each other to get off. The white guy was sreeming at my real date to get off that I don't want him and my real date was screeming at the white guy that I'm his date. They really fought for me. I decided to go with my real date just to calm everything down since I did not want the police to show up.

I did give the White guy my real number something I almost never do. My real date ruinned my night, I would have let the other guy Bleep my brains out. I was so honey and so wet as you could Imagine.

I dropped my real date off, cursed him and warned him never to call me again.

When I got to my apartment the guy I was kissing had already left so many messages for me. He was calling throughout the night. I did not pick up though. I don't know what I was thinking I only do one night-stand. It was just the moment and the moment had passed. He kept calling but I picked up the following day and told him he had a wrong number.

I would have loved to Bleep that guy man. But I'm afraid I only go out with a guy once. If you are lucky, you get to finger-Bleep me or I jack you off. But that one I would have really like to Bleep. my rule is my rule one-night-stand,period.
I don't want to ruine that sweet memory. You never know what I'll find out if I go out with him again. May be he'll have a short penis and that will ruine the sweet memory.

ANOTHER STORY:

I was seroisly trying to develop relashionship with people from naija but they always seem to want sex from me so I stayed away. this time I decided to take it all the way. This guy he's from Lagos, nice but not really my type just wanna have someone from my place.

He took me to this club, I danced my naughty dance. He got all hard and practically forced my hand to jack him off in his car by my apartment. I did not like him that way I did not even let him touch me except kissing which I had to close my eyes so I don't have to see him. But he was in never-land and practically used my hand by force to jack himself off. He brought me lots of presents and kept asking me what I needed. I kept turning him away but he was persistence, that's how he got me to go out with him in first place.

He called so many times a day and kept planning stuff for us without asking me first. On one of the occasions he called, I was honey so I agreed for him to come over. Immediately he showed up I knew it as a mistake but we jumped each other anyway.

After that I wanted him to laeve but he would not. I was so releived when a friend called me and asked me to come over for babicue so I told him that I had to leave. That finally got him out of my apartment.

That was the worst sex I've ever had. Penise was so short, my Didlo gave me more satisfaction than he did.

after that he kept calling like 10 times a day leaving long messages asking me to call him. Man, you leave so many messages for a girl but she never returned your call, not even for once, after 20 days you've been calling her? Does that not tell him that he was not good in bed?

After about 20 days he bought cell phone with service and left it by my door leaving me a message about it on my ansering machine. That's when I started getting scared that the guy was stocking me. I did not want anything from him but I was letting him down easy. I mean he's from my place and I did not want to hurt his feelings. His calls continued until I got another friend to answer it, she told him not to call me anymore.

If you called a girl you had sex with atleast 20 times leaving messages and she never returned any of your calls, would that not tell you that she's not interested?

How can I get on your good side iice ?

@ Hotbabe

Do you really want to marry in your life if you are not married yet? If your answer is YES, pls you got to change your attitude to life. LIFE is more than SEX.

candid Advice.

Likewise Life is not all about marriage. Marriage is your own theory to life and not everybody's.

Cos I have healthy sexual appetite does not mean I have nothing else going for me.

I'm much much successful in all aspect of life than you are, I bet.

Yes I love doing it and that's life.

I love making guys screem in bed.

And I love making them talk silly when they com.

I love seing them beg me like a kid to do them.

I love seing them wimper and moan like there's no tomorrow when their sperm is coming down.

Oh, I love holding their man in my hand to watch it grow from 1 - 5 or 7 inches in just seconds.

I love the way they promise me heaven and earth just to enter me.

Oh, and I love that electrifying feeling of a penise entering my wet vagina and sending tiny awsome shocks to my brain.

Oh, I love the fire works it sends to my brain and my entire body when I'm coming.

I love the tiny awsome shocks it gives my body when my man is cleaning my coms in my vagina afterwards.

And I love that when I go to pee afterwards, those tiny awsome shocks will go through my body for the last time.

What men don't know, if they catch me in the bathroom when the final schock was going through; they could've continued doing me with no objection.
I'm so honey when pee is passing through for the first time after sex.

Oh gush, I'm dripping wet

Zebudaya i wont let go yet, Chanel is only a tip of the iceburg. I like Gucci too.

Hotbabe599 your are corrupting my system can I get to me you gosh I need you so bad.

Plus the guy plus the girl are both full of shit!

its really not the best.i mean those lines are so cheap and over used. u'd probably have me walking in a jiffy.and pls don't ask if she wants to know your house esp when its just the first time u guys have met.

@ Hotbabe

I dont even know how to balance ur TALKS. Another place you made us to understand that you care so much about disease in town, that for you what enters there now is only TONGUE and FINGURE. What is the correlation with this talk now and the other

And I dont know how u measure SUCESS in Life? Maybe by jumbing from PAUL and PETER, I guess?for your info, this is my last post for all your rubbish.

@hotbaby oh my gosh are you a LovePeddler or something, do you do pornography, are you a sex maniac what's up with that shit

the way i feel a guy can ask me out is by appearing natural and be straight forward.

4real girl to b natural is it.

Dear Friend
Something Happen for my GCE center today.The waec Invigilator asking my Girl friend to out with him, the girl is asking me what o tell the man because she has Chemistry and Phisics and they will change the waec invigilator by next week, I need A advice.

Tell her what every boyfriend would tell his woman "Common Go out with another Man"

i onyl hope this is not fiction, esle, do what works for you! but i KNOW that there are general ways that women think and there are basic things that will always bring a womans "guard" down, no matter who, no matter where, no matter where! lol. trust me on this, i've learned from the pros! if that worked for you, fine, no problem, she must be open minded and well exposed (in a good way, i mean). But i wouldn't do all that! lol.

mosho4all:

Dear Friend
Something Happen for my GCE center today.The waec Invigilator asking my Girl friend to out with him, the girl is asking me what o tell the man because she has Chemistry and Phisics and they will change the waec invigilator by next week, I need A advice.

Since she needed the result badly. She can go for it afterall he is a man just like her boy friend if only she has one. moreover she is going to come out with flying colours and never to think of seating for GCE in her life time.

SHINE EYES MAKE IT ONCE AND FOR ALL.[quote][/quote]

@HOTBABE

WE NEED TO HOOKUP! ARE YOU IN LONDON? WHEREABOUT?

oh boy i don laugh taya so te waterdey flow for my eye, seun u really tried, its marvelous.

@HOTBABE
Should incase u are in the UK, hook me up also too.

@gonababy
Well, the advise i will give is that, U shld let ur friend decide what is in her mind cos, if u urself explain to her that she shld go ahead,and she ends up not making her results, u might not know she may backfire at u, and think, u can know the whereabout of the invigilator, and even if u know what will u do as there is no evidence,so tell her ur mind, or let her decide on her self.

Nairaland is not to live people by there words. its to seek and get advice. advice cannot completely change some one but to add to what he/she has in mind.

@ginababy
i like ur word, u seems to be a nice lady, do u mind we knowing eachother?

Well God dey.

if you wish i will make it up to you.

i will invite you for a chat when i'm due.