₦airaland Forum

Amotolongbo:
Opebe is Towondun now

No, Opebe is Baba Suwe's close ally who pretends his left hand is crippled. He's also nicknamed "disable"

Amotolongbo:
Opebe, Openson is dead?

Opebe is still very much alive. Another one is pariolodo but I'm sure he's still alive.

Amotolongbo:
Almost all the comedians that made my childhood are dead now
Just after celebrating the 27th anniversary of Lukuluku Bantashi’s death

Baba Sala, Lukuluku Bantashi, Baba Suwe, Jagoa and now Dejo Tunfulu

Remembering Dejo Tunfulus’ part with Lukuluku in the film “Yemi My Lover”

You forgot to mention Baba Japengo, Koledowo, Alabi Yellow, Obalende, Baba No regret, Towondun ....

I don't know why our government allow these company do this nonsense and go scot-free.
Would believe what I am presently passing through from MTN lumos?

I got the MTN lumos prime in December 2020 where I was to #7300 for 48 months. When I calculated the #7300 for 4 years plus my initial deposit of #35000, it would be almost #400k for 4 years for a box which can't ev n power my ORL 20' standing fine.

I got the shock of my life early last year when the price was adjusted to #8000 per month.
I didn't bulge and I was paying the #8000 every month till December when I got another "shock absorber" of my life.

Price has been reviewed again from #8000 to #9600.

I jejely abandoned the damned box since December and have not subscribed till present.

I wanted to return it but was told I would forfeit my initial deposit and all money paid for subscription for a year. I would be at the losing side. Had to keep the damned thing and bought a small solar panel bulbs that can charge phone Sha.

Our government is inept and are allowing these foreign companies to rob us of our hard earned money. It's a pity Sha

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Isoright

Nice write up

All those truck drivers after smoking gum and everything
The way them go begin match that truck....you go fear
Especially for that Benin to abuja road way nor even get enough space..that shit always scare the hell out of a real niggarrr whenever he is on his way to abuja..the only thing that give me hope and mind na the gospel song way all those God is good motor driver dey play at the beginning of the journey...although last last them dey remove am put am for secular songs

Na who get money efcc dey nab na
But sincerely sha...I need to double my huzzle this period...so that efcc nor go come we compound arrest everybody come leave me behind

Keyboard warrior. Been a while you came online. I have been worried and was about creating a thread and organize search party for you.
Welcome back oba Yahoo Yahoo of Nairaland

Rexymania:
Go and scatter apc rallies like that and leave those chickens alone. They won't even had gone far if they had qualified so why the fuss?! to hell with Nigeria

At least, Nigeria's flag would be hoisted and their being at the world cup would have made us stay glued to our TVs and make us happy for the time being while they play

kingsways:
Yes

Rohr should have been allowed to see out his contract


Not necessarily because Rohr was doing well but because there was simply not enough time for a new coach to build a new team to play these important qualifiers

World cup qualifiers is NOT an avenue to try out new players but that was basically what Eguavoen had to do with Bassey, Lookman, and Emmanuel Dennis

Remember Ghana that denied us world cup ticket just appointed her new technical crew after their abysmal outing at the just concluded narions' cup.

The problem isn't with the time, it has to do with the coaching crew and the inept crop of farmeriwe call players

zedegit:
Meteorologist in Nigeria? It's an abstract course here.

I suggest you learn an it skill or programming.

Are meteorology graduates not employable in Nigeria?

HardMirror:
they steal aggressive dogs in perfect health o. I have seen this many times. It is not popular anymore anyway.

How's that possible? It would have bitten the light out of the invader.

Besides, I heard if even most aggressive dogs are served okro, they become dumb. How true is this?

HardMirror:
lol. Even if it is barking, it can still be stolen. Na shakara dog. I am suspecting calabar people. I remember growing up seeing them steal dogs even the aggressive ones.

Stole aggressive dog ke? May be when it was eventually killed or maimed.

We have one here in Akure as well. He controls Owo- Ilesa expressway precisely at Agbogbo junction.

Rollsnjaguar:
Michael Jackson

Was Jackson white?

Fahdiga:
This goes to show that Putin is too emotional and doesn't deal with logic. He should know that countries that have more nuclear weapons are ever ready for his madness

When this happens, it signals the the beginning of 3rd world war niyen o.

jendhorlee:
God will not allow his/her mother and sisters to die in Jesus name. No be dem dey wish death to another human being nah
Direct your curse to the person alone. Not his/her innocent relatives who doesn't have any idea of the mess he/she is constituting here

In as much as u agree with you that his relatives and families aren't aware of the nuisance he made himself here, I want the idiot to picture his mother or sisters in this scenario abnd see how painful one feels when we lost someone dear to us.

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samuel051:
I was there.
Ate pounded yam and vegetable soup. Later use jellof rice press am. Pain me say no cold 33 or life to use follow am up.

Location?

Kestolove:
Madam do nd die...our population too much

Oloriburuku...your mother and yours sisters will die first. Low life...

She trimmed her body and couldn't trim her bulging nose

polite2:
Yes

This is what is called " initial gragra". Leave am, in a few months time, him mellow.

Kingpin1000:
Portable is now a brand ambassador.
Make I go find am buy after work today, I go drink am in combination with my weed.

Please, where is "Damn Nigga, Issoright"- Slawormir?

Richdee1:
War is Coming

To your doorstep alone,you meant.

Conner44:
Afonjas in a bid to increase their igr should not attract sanctions to us as we are managing our life here abeg

Pained soul

spidey77:
Teaching in private secondary school is worse than Libya. Children can talk to you anyhow; misbehave na. You do not have time to start or learn any decent business or skill as the case may be. They can sack you at any point in time. To top it all, even if you save everything you earn, when they sack you, e no fit reach start common okrika business...

Simplest waste of youth...

Just last Thursday, a teacher in a private school scolded/chastised an SS1 female student for making noise, the girl asked the teacher" Uncle, se e ya were ni?" ( Uncle, are mad?).

The uncle wanted to beat the girl blue black but was held by other teachers.

You know what he did, he resigned with immediate effect after the who thing.

MrBrownJay1:
another one bites the dust...her family should take part of the blame for this unfortunate incident!

... after her mother warned her not to go out?

KolbeSolan:
na dem. This only happens when a woman's female doesn't have one mad person in their family. If she had a mad brother, he would be serving her food on her kneels

Do you support a woman's brother beating or physically attacking his sister's husband? To me, the beating the woman will receive thereafter will be multiplied or rather, the man will end the marriage with immediate effect.

Mercychen:
Jeezz .. men are becoming monsterous by the day. See how he wasted a beautiful woman just like that... And who is the slowpoke that exposed her body like that?

Truth is, this death could have been avoided but you see, i don't know what goes on in the brain of some women that after experiencing first and second physical abuse from a man will still be cohabitating with him. Like seriously, does Marriage take away their senses? Hm!

Once you notice a man no longer values you and he treats you like trash, please borrow leg and run. **Dem go kukuma hear**

Well said. That's why I will always respect one of my exes.
We broke up due to the fact that she reconciled with her first man albeit some mistakes on my own part ( I never hit her. I used to lie and she detested that act like maddd) and list contacts and we were later linked by one of my cousins just a few months after my wedding.

I later asked her if she's still with guy. She said "no".

I asked why?

She said he hit her (it's the guy's first time o) and had to quit the relationship. She said he would surely abuse her physically if she got married to him.

Ever since then I raised to respect I have for the the lady, now woman to power 10.

9japarts:
Powered by both battery and engine.

Consumes less fuel. It is the bridge between an electric vehicle and normal vehicle.

Thanks but why is it not stealable?

LeJeun3:



Who steals a Hybrid??

What does an hybrid car means and why can't it be stolen?

Iyaebe:
When will this boy start looking clean

Being dirty is his signature.

Or11:
I pay rent monthly and it's around 20% of my monthly income. Using half of your salary for rent makes no sense

I am sure you're not based in Nigeria

Karleb:
You people can actually sing.

But you sing more of yoruba and yoruba styles, you hardly consider any non-yoruba member. No fair!

Yeah, our doctrine is based on Yoruba origin, hence we sing mostly in Yoruba. Though, we have parishes in francophone countries and as well as countries like Ghana, Togo, Egun speaking people in Badagry and others. I'm sure these countries don't sing in Yoruba.