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gaby:
All of us go soon run leave the country for the demonic thieves make dem do as dem please....

, remember me and give me hints on how to japa. Wifey is a pharmacy technician in Ondo State while I'm into business. I plan to migrate with my wife and three kids. How do make this dream a reality please? Which visa do we apply for? Help a brother Abeg.

Bksense:
Thank God. Opportunity to fulfil my dream of becoming a slave in Canada.

Guy, remember me and give me hints on how to japa. Wifey is a pharmacy technician in Ondo State while I'm into business. I plan to migrate with my wife and three kids. How do make this dream a reality please? Which visa do we apply for? Help a brother Abeg.

chloride6:
If you like don't active keep my line

Please, how do I active "keep my line?"

Madam ifa or what did you call yourself? State the real cause of Ifeanyi's death and stop permutations.

Awoleesu:
..After Philippines.



Manilla is actually the s*x capital...and Bangkok (Thailand) is learning...

Never knew Philippines is a sex capital. Just learning o.

kilmix:
It was in Amsterdam. I was having a gist with 2 police officers. They asked me not to book a hotel that if I hang around in the evening, I’ll have a nice lady, probably drunk and Hot, who will want me to go to her hotel with her.

I was shocked o.

There were that friendly.

Netherlands is the sex capital of the world. I wish to visit there and see things myself.

SmartPolician:
In the past, our police was one of the most friendly organisations in the world.

Today, that institution has become a den of rogues.

Nigeria police is not oriented to be our friend anymore.

When was that? Did you mean during the time of Moses?

VeryWickedMan:
Blind indeed but if prick slide out she can put it back fast without assistance.

Lol werey

Fedrick100:
The guy don use cross dressing cash out then he come go back to his old sef
E be like i go follow this his route

How dem dey see money for the crossdressing thing self? Is it through endorsements and who dey endorse crossdressers self?

BABANGBALI:
I don try am now now for market where I dey, I no see anything o

Lol. Dem say 12midnight.

You self wan see ghosts

manuelkel:
I believe you 100%, sometime 2008, I was still very young. My dad had a boy(nonso) (now a man tho) serving him in his business in EBONYI state, during Xmas, a lady with 3kids came home searching for his in-laws house with happiness. She stays in Lag with her family, her husband also or lets say her dead husband which she had no knowledge about. Her husband is the eldest brother to Nonso, she located her husbands family and was happy. To the amazement of everybody she brought out the pics of her husband, her mother in-law fainted, she was later shown where her dear husband was laid to rest at the back 8years ago.
No be whining, I believe you 100%, that's the more reason you couldn't shout because he's not living and had the powers to silence you from making alarms.
To cut it shut, the lady till now have now idea where her husband is, had to travel back to Lag, their mansion was empty, her husband is no where.
I don't doubt you.

Story! So, she took her husband's picture along with her to show his family members Incase she learnt he's dead abi?

swaqq:
Tonight’s feeding frenzy

What's this that they are feeding on? Concentrate feeds?

swaqq:
How it’s going

Op, what did you use to cover the net roofing?

budaatum:
It only needed one of Mama Lamoyin's daughters to be on her period for ops nonsenses to be true which it very obviously isn't.

Go back to mama Lamoyin's house and ask if any of her daughters on her period helped in preparing moimoi

Oga, this thing is true but I don't want you to believe it.

budaatum:
Haba! Mama Lamoyin had 4 daughters of period having age. They cooked moimoi to sell every day with all of them chipping in. She would never accept such a stupid excuse that you can't cook moimoi because it's your period.

Find a time when your wife is in period and do the moimoi properly with her and return to tell us the scientifically deduced outcome instead of the silly story above please.

Were mama Lamoyin's daughter on their period at the same time?

Moimoi is a delicacy enjoyed mostly in South West states in Nigeria (my own assumption o). And despite the stress that comes with it's preparation, I still find time to prepare it for my family (my wife, children and myself included). Thanks to momma who taught me how to prepare virtually all delicacies in Yoruba land. There's no food I can't prepare myself unless I didn't grow up eating it.


Momma once told me whenever a woman in her menstrual period touches or contributes in preparation of moimoi, the moimoi won't cook to palatability and will be watery.

I never forgot this myth till this last Saturday.

As I once said, whenever we are to prepare moimoi, at home mostly on Saturdays, I take over the preparation from peeling to cooking till it's done.

But this Saturday was a difference. I have removed the shaft, grinded and was scooping the moimoi into nylon when I had to attend to somethings. I ask wifey to take over the preparation. Both of us had forgotten she was on her period. She took over and cooked while I attended to somethings.

Later, when it's obvious the moimoi would have done, wifey served me with my children. Behold, the moimoi was watery like it's not done, tasteless and marshy.

I had to start thinking what may went wrong because I had prepared moimoi more than a thousand time which tasted nice and good. My children also use to look forward to every Saturday when we consume this food with pap.

I rammed and cracked my brain till I remembered wifey was on her period. When I told her, she felt sorry and we all ate our darling moimoi like that in silence.

Now, I believe the myth which I never believed before that when a woman is on her monthly flow, she MUSTN'T participate in the preparation of this delicacy called moimoi.

Who also believes or has had experience on this subject?

He's gradually colonising Ukraine. Modern day colonisation

Lalami3232:

Oga I'm not here to advise you or tell you what to do. All I want to say is, my fellow nairalanders, say these words after me: I REFUSE TO BE POOR IN LIFE
Na poverty dey make people dey hear when your wife dey moan or cry for inside room. Una wey dey stay "face me I face you house" too dey like fvck and una preeq go big like Mallam kettle



I don talk am before and I go talk am again, "if you dey poor for life nowadays, na your own doing. Oga/madam, go and learn programming and thank me later"

You fit mentor person for programming and which will you advise one to go for ad a newbie?

yomi961:
Atiku Abubakar is by far the most popular and the most prepared presidential candidate in this election. Beyond the fact that he was Nigeria's first democratically elected vice president under this democratic dispensation, he is the only candidate with that level of experience among all those contesting to replace Buhari and his catastrophic government that has reduced our economy to its worst state since we gained independence in 1960 and left our currency struggling for relevance with the Zimbabwean dollar.

There are certain challenges only a salary earner or one who was previously a salary earner can understand. Unlike Obi, Atiku was not born with the proverbial silver spoon. He was a salary earner at the Nigerian customs service for about 20 years and as a result, he understands the pains of salary earners when inflation strikes. This explains why he goes to great lengths to ensure that salaries that are paid at his firms can take care of families and alerts for workers salaries hits their account early enough to keep them motivated and help them take care of thier needs.

As a former civil servant himself, Atiku understands how the civil service works and the need to make government services more efficient. Nigeria today has one of the biggest civil service in the world, with over 720,000 salary earners on the federal government payroll alone. The civil service swallows more that half of the our national budget every year even though they make up less than one percent of our entire population.

With Nigerians yearning for a reform of the civil service, there is the need to elect a candidate with first hand understanding of the problems and issues that has transformed the Nigerian civil service from the engine room that drives development to a clog in the wheel of progress.

Tinubu and Obi do not have any civil service experience, they dont understand how it operates, talkless of how to reform it. In contrast Atiku Abubakar with over 20 years experience in the glory days of the civil service understands the pains of civil servants and his multi dimentional digital approach to restructuring the civil service is what our country needs to trigger the process that will transform our dysfunctional civil service to the "vaibranium" that drives development and deliver real benefits to our people.

Tinubu and Obi were two term governors of their respective states, however, you cannot compare that with the experience that comes with being the Vice President of a country of over 200 million people.

As chairman of the National Economic Council from 1999 to 2007, Atiku Abubakar was an epitome of who a Vice President should be. His passion for a better and prosperous Nigeria is evident in the caliber of technocrats and specialists he personally convinced to return to the country and join hands with the government to develop our country.

As head of the Economic Management Team, Atiku and his team which included the current Director-General of the World Trade Organization Dr.  Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, successfully renegotiated and paid off Nigeria’s entire debt with the Paris Club before the current disaster's in government plunged our unborn children into the biggest debt trap in the history of our country with about ₦50 trillion in debts hanging over our necks.

Under Tinubu's lackeys in Lagos, the story is not different, because despite the huge internally generated revenue it rakes in every month, Lagos sits at the top of the list of highly indebted states in Nigeria with nothing to show for it.

When it comes to the private sector experience, Abubakar towers above Tinubu and the upcoming Obi by miles. Atiku co-founded INTELS, one of the biggest oil and gas/ports logistics firms in Africa. His other business are huge job creators that employs more people than many state governments in Nigeria.

Tinubu on the other hand has no real businesses beyond negotiating a slice from your tax and prompting his rubber stamp state assemblies to legalize his tax collection illegalities.

Obi as a business man is mostly interested in importing from foreign countries and taking away jobs. Some of his rookie economic policies will shut down half of our manufacturing capacity in less than 100 days if they are ever implemented because it does not factor in critical aspects of local production.

Perhaps one of the major reason most Nigerians are queuing behind the Atiku presidential bid is his sterling records as Head of the National Council on Privatization, which oversaw the sale of hundreds of loss-making and poorly managed public enterprises into highly successful and profit making ventures.

This action led to the influx of new and badly needed investments in vital sectors of our economy triggering massive growth in our GDP and the highest creation of new jobs ever witnessed in our country.

In addition, his efforts at transforming the telecomunications landscape completely changed how we do things today. Before the Obasanjo-Atiku era mobile phones were a luxury because the 350,000 available telephone lines provided by the then inefficient NITEL was grossly inadequate to cater for our massively growing population.

As Vice President and head of the economic team in Nigeria, Atiku inaugurated a 22-member Telecommunications Sector reform implementation committee, charged with the responsibility of facilitating greater access to phone services for Nigerians. His team went on to facilitate and supervise the licensing rounds for GSM licence in Nigeria conducted by the NCC under the leadership of Engr Ernest Ndukwe whose appointment as the Executive Vice Chairman (EVC) of the NCC was facilitated by Atiku.

Thanks to the patriotism and dedication of Atiku and his team, the mobile connection you are most likely using to read this article and the over 188 million registered mobile lines in our country are helping to improve the ease of doing business, create jobs and open the global space for young Nigerians to unleash their talents and support the development of our country.

In 2019, we lost an opportunity to take back our country because some criminals manufactured non-existent votes and brought in a 'black market Justices" to legalize an illegality in plain sight.

In 2023, armed with the new Electoral Act and increased awareness of what the enemies of our nation can do, let us rise as one irrespective of tribe, religion or political leaning and support the most experienced candidate to help take back and restructure our nation for the benefit of our people and generations unborn.

Story! Story!! Atiku mouthpiece

Ugly buffoon

divinehand2003:
Nigeria is old enough to start producing these all essential drugs that are consumed in this country. Almost everything is still being imported at this moment.

We do produce but not sufficient for the teaming population and most marketers prefer foreign made products to our own made in Naija, hence, the dependent on foreign drugs.

ZeroAccess:
Honestly, I feel ashamed for anyone speaking for this evil govt. Just imagine what this one is saying, as if is not the APC that is in Power.

Worst of is, Fashola tinubu boi made a statement that it will only take 6months to restore power if voted into power. That it's not a rocket science, the dude don hibernate on that issue.

Lastly, tinubu doesn't have anything to offer, he only want to have the title of president. Prior to 2015, sane Nigerians begged not to elect this predator but all plead went to deaf ears. This is another opportunity not to repeat the same mistake.

EOD#

The fact there is that "there are some powerful politicians who are benefitting immensely from this power problem. Of power is fixed now, they will lose their means of exploiting the nation. Examples of those sabotaging power sector are the sole importers or generators and diesel."

bushjeph:
Developing a snack idea that can compete with bread as breakfast is sureway to money.

can this really compete with bread? Remember only a few people will be able to afford the biscuitsl when it finally floods Nigeria's market

VeryWickedGoat:
School no be scam las las

...and na only states and capitals you go learn for school ba?

Lol. Oro buruku toun terin

Apexmoh:
Amaka's wealth catching flames. We all love Igbos for one reason and that is...?

Something that's been replaced with elubo lafun

I dated a colleague at work about 4 years ago. She had those nice curves and back with moderate boons which was OK by me. The day I lashed her and discovered she was faking those things (ass and boons) with padded stuffs, I started lowering my guard till I took to my heels.

He's not even happy

sarrki:
I don’t fly private jet - says mr Peter obi

This guy is a serial liar

That man has doctorate degree in lying. In fact, to say he's a chronic lymiar is an over statement .

That's hoe he lied that he had been using only one wrist watch for 15 years where he wore other expensive wrist watches a few weeks after the declaration.

Is there Nairaland loan app?

Lagos To Observe Car-Free Day On Sunday

Residents of Lagos State are to observe the first car-free day in Ikeja on Sunday.

This is a collaboration between the Lagos State government and a non-governmental organisation, Lagos Urban Development Initiative.

The aim of the event is to encourage road users and motorists to set aside their cars for a day and take up active and inclusive means of transport such as cycling and walking.

Traffic will be diverted around Alausa/Ikeja on Sunday.

Credit: Instagram | ludi_org

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Rich4god:
Welcome on board bro...

Its now me and you. We are targeting twenty members.

When we are complete, we will create a watsapp group and meeting details on zoom for easy communication.

I am in too bro