₦airaland Forum

PresidObi:
Does he want them to arrest Atiku and shettima?

IKBARUTEN11:
Fuuk FG

Posterity will always remember the bubu era for:

Failed promises
Increased insecurities
Massive rise in $
Unattractive foreign investments
Closure of schools
Massive looting
Rise in natural gas and fuel price
Increased kidnapping
Massive brain drain
Religious and tribal intolerance


May APC not happen to Nigeria again ooo

obamartins:
Screenshot of may and june earnings. February is too far.

God1000:
Another bullshit, I feel like punching him in the face

Zonefree:
Big brother go Allen avenue go pack Oloshos come lock them one place with hornyy boys.

meobizy:
I don’t know anyone who plays football every day. Is that your situation? Let me answer the obvious; no. Run daily from today onward.

Get rid of this for four months.

Since you say your health is diminishing, visit the doctor and take whatever medication he’ll prescribe. When better, start exercising every day. Do not stop when things normalize because your body is like a vehicle which needs fuel in the form of exercise to work properly. I suspect your food aids in the condition getting worse. Tell the doctor to recommend to you a dietician who’ll get your meal plans in order.

ConsultFenty:
Do you mean the video?

lordprogress:
Joshua my money dey your head o nor loseguard like Samuel peters o

Ishilove:
What next is... Take your friend to do the ultrasound as Romanoff has suggested, and if the date correlates with the day you tripped and fell into her vagina, then, young man, you are fvcked. Pun not intended.

Take responsibility, confess to your fiancee and just hope to God that she forgives you. Let he who is without sin cast the first stone (although in this case you deserve to be flogged with fake Oraimo charger cord).

CaptainZubi:
As seen on nairaland from lagosinter, .Will GB WhatsApp users still know you viewed their status despite the fact that you turned off read receipt?

PresidObi:
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These national crooks don't even know what is cooking for them. They still think it's the time they come home after 4 years relaxing in Dubal with our collective sweat, them take more of our wealth and leave us in penury.

Everyone who has ever contributed in impoverishing Nigerians will not get our votes in 2013.

Enough of this stealing while the masses suffer.

SamJoshybobo:
Contact their customers care on WhatsApp via +234 815 055 3264. They'll help you on what to do.
And you can enter their DM or twitter

cleverseo:
I can share you a few files with over 2000 contacts or you can just search fake contact generator on playstore

Download it and generate as man fake contacts as you want

Emmyzdon:
Will you just keep quiet Cybertyrant or whatever your name is. If you are a LAPO worker or a desperate person, that doesn't mean you should force what's bad down on people's throat. The loan being given is by the Federal Government and not Lapo. It is Federal Government's money not LAPO's. Nobody came to apply to LAPO for money, Federal Government said open account with and get your money. They shouldn't capitalize on the fact that the Federal Government is using them to disburse the Loan to exploit people. So, allow people to speak up when they are being exploited. You're not the one who is going to help them pay back the loan.

Emmyzdon:
Point of correction, it is Federal Government's loan and not LAPO's. Nobody came to beg LAPO for loan. The Federal Government is just using them just like other MFBs to disburse the Loan. So, LAPO shouldn't capitalize on it to exploit people.

Bornbiafra:
Special information for people who want to get their own pound of flesh from these loan Apps.
I have been getting many DMs. In a day I get nothing less than 15requests to teach how to make loan Apps not to access your contacts.
I decided to make it open like this, knowing fully well that more than 25% of members here are loan shark agents but there's nothing they can do.

They're ITI BORIBOs, they're stark iliter.ates... there's no way Chinese people can employ intelligent people to do loan shark funds recovery jobs. You can see the kind of English they type. Most of them are school dropouts.

So back to the main issue. These steps I'm teaching/showing you now have worked for these Apps: 9Credit, NCash, CashLion, TrueNaira, KashKash,Oxloan, Icredit, Sparkle Naira, Okash, Easycredit, LCredit, Naira9ja and Cashmall. Other Apps no gree give our team members money. And atleast we've owed this apps more than 25days and more without defamation. They only send WhatsApp messages. Most of them are tired already.

1. Long press on App Icon.
2. Go to App information (i)
3. Clear Cache and Mobile Data.
4. Deny all access there.
5. Off Background mobile Data sharing
6. Now Force Stop
7. Uninstall!!!

*****Do this for all Apps
8. Go to your Facebook.
9. Go to settings.
10. Scroll down to offline activities.
11. Off everything offable there.(you will see those loan apps there, they always go there and hack it and get more contact details.)
12. Off that offline activities even for future purposes.
13. Deny Facebook, Instagram and other Apps from reaching your contacts or phone.
******
14. Go to Settings on your Android phone
15. Go to Accounts.
16. Click on all the Gmail accounts on your phone.
17. Stop synchronization of anything there.
18. Click on the mail address.
19. You will see many options like sharing of people's details and contacts to third party apps... Stop everything!!!.
20. Save your new settings.
******

21. Go to Chrome browser on your phone.
22. Type www.googlecontacts.com.
23. You will see all the contacts you saved in your Google accounts.
24. Select all and click export as vcf.
25. Save the vcf file in a safe folder and lock with password
26. Delete all contacts.
27. Go to phone menu.
28. Click on contacts icon. Delete all contacts both on Sim and phone.
29. Some contacts will say cannot delete because it's saved as admin or so.
30. Enter the phone contact icon. Click on Sim and select those contacts. They will delete.
31. Download contacts by Google on Playstore to recheck and confirm.
***Check Trash too and delete!!!!
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32. Go to your call logs (incoming,missed and outgoing calls) delete everything.
33. Go to sms and delete everything.
34. Then start adding fake numbers as much as possible.
35. Save as mother, father, sister, brother, neighbor, Pastor etc.
36. Save plenty like 500-2500.
37. Dail some and also send some messages.

******

38. Then download all apps back. Both once you are owing already ... grant them access.
39. Even if they're very strong to have some contacts already. This one's will confuse them.
40. You can download new apps and take fresh loans.
41. After taking just repeat steps 1-7.
*******

42. You can give them your ATM pin and details. But make sure that you have less than N500 in that account.
43. After taking the loan... Just disable the card from online transactions.
44. No App or anybody can take your money from your bank with only your BVN.
45. *They need your card details* to take money and not account number or BVN.
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46. After using the fake contact details and you want to return your phone to normal.
47. Repeat stages 21-30.
48. Save that vcf file as fake contacts and save in save folder and lock with password.
49. Then import back your new contacts after you must've completed stages 1- 7.
50. You're good to go!

Go flex your money!!!!

Loan Sharks must fall!!!

FYI: If you know you have your peace of mind after defamation and you're leaving vengeance for god, please just remain like that and just be helping us to flag them on play stores.

Note that: Agents will come under this post to cry and will try to convince you not to take your own revenge and Chinese national cake.
Anyone talking bad about this post is a loan agent.

Note also that you don't need to be afraid were making it open like this. If they device another means we must find solutions. Trust me.

For this it works 100% even for those that have taken already and it's getting due, just do it earlier.

I hope the hundreds of people in my DMs will see this. I'm sorry, been super busy work, today I'm back home early and decided to7 do this since it's tested and confirmed for more than 1month now.

GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!

leonJunior:
I have been paid. I did my documentations last week but am still having issues accessing the fund. I have tried the *371# Lapo ussd code but it’s saying I cannot transfer to other banks. Pls people that have received earlier how did you access your funds?

SamJoshybobo:
I also did my own documentation last week at LAPO Bodija, Ibadan branch but the account has not been open let alone disbursement


Can I open account with LAPO online and later go to their nearest Branch for documentation?

If am to go for documentation, like how should I take along to be deposited into my account when opened?

And what category of loan should and amount should I apply for? As in household, etc? And amount I may likely to get on time? Thanks.

leonJunior:
I have been paid. I did my documentations last week but am still having issues accessing the fund. I have tried the *371# Lapo ussd code but it’s saying I cannot transfer to other banks. Pls people that have received earlier how did you access your funds?

Righteousness2:
Run to where?
How long will we continue being afraid of robbers, bandits, terrorists, unknown and known gunmen and so on?

This is why we as a country need to serve GOD in truth and in Spirit and make good use the rare gift , privilege and Covenant GOD has given to us in this Country.

GOD ALMIGHTY has given as a gift to the world via Nigeria. The Covenant GOD ALMIGHTY has with THE LORD'S CHOSEN IS NOT A JOKE. It is soooo real!

Nigeria and Nigerians have to know and Understand what we have and make Good use of it.

If we should humble ourselves as a nation and People and take advantage of Whst GOD has given us in Nigeria via THE LORD'S CHOSEN, Security issues will be a thing of the past.

jacoik:
Maybe the Boss don suspect say the boy dey sleep with the dog, that's why he quickly sold it

jamesbridget13:
yes it is. Just like nmfb

jamesbridget13:
visit any of the baobab branch near you

Jeromejnr:
Recently reminded someone about this.

And the old Peak ads.