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boniga:
OP thank you so much for creating another thread for this, you are the best. At least I can now follow steadily without reading through many pages.

Thread here https://www.nairaland.com/3714080/free--tutorial-class

owillowill:
Nice one. Following

Update on another thread. Click my username to see them.

Freethesheeple1:
is the software still available boss

Yes. Very much available

I hv bin away from here for weeks. Hello fellas

The resident clown

Lol.... This story is kidda funny. A spirit running across the street into a NIGHTCLUB . I hope Okada and tipper no jam am for legs.

Christians always fighting one demon or the other. How do you guys really enjoy life?

jjresurrected:
Yeah when a Satan zombie calls someone a clown, that person must be something special indeed, and hence ought to be taken very seriously.

Wow! See fear, fear!

Showing signs of desperation not to have your worst nightmare back to give you more agony and trauma.

But well let's see what happens at the expiration of my ban, and then we'd see if you'd get your wish.

Mind you this is jesusjnrresurrected, so if jesusjnr dies, jesusjnr multiplies, kapish!

I will rather leave you to the bots. Even your fellow Christians hv left you to your condition.

Guy seek help asap

I can see seun peeping. Sir ur attention is not needed here. He is a resident clown which all of us hv decided to share a space with.

jjresurrected:
Ok hardmirror's shadow, you finally had the courage to come out of his shell, even without the air that your atheism breaths on, well I must sarcastically applaud your audacity to that extent.

Only that he's no longer going to be able to "drag some more" to hell even though he yet were here, while jesusjnr is here in Nairaland. Watch this space!

As for your thinking, it is absolutely in consonance with the symptoms of Satan zombism, so nothing new there to respond to Satan zombie.

Seriously you need an urgent help. I hope you have lovely relatives that cares about your wellbeing.

Imagine fighting with everyone, Christians, Muslims and atheists (ofcourse we are your nightmares ). You even stoop so low to be fighting spambots. Like seriously?

jjresurrected:
Lol!

Can't even remember when I last fasted, for fasting was not meant to be the destination itself but only a means to the destination which i've reached, and hence the distinguished extent of my threat to both satanism and atheism in nairaland, Lol!

Waste 40 days fasting on such powerless entities?

Nah! For i'm even going to make sure I go a 40 days wet, full to my satisfaction eating while I put them all satanic tools to the cleaners, to show that my God pass them all.

Keep watching Lol!

I am beginning to think you need mental help. Pls don't just pray alone, seek the help of professional psychologists. Thank me later.

MuttleyLaff:
Do you really think I hadnt already done so before asking you? I couldnt find anything to back up your slander, that is why I had to revert to you, if I had missed any, but it seems you havent any proof of what you've alleged about CrescentMoon.

Maybe you guys are the same then. I am done quoting you. I have work to do. Thanks

MuttleyLaff:
Are you able to back up this allegation of being mentally unstable with two or three examples from his previous threads and posts, huh, if not then I suggest you retract your statement about him and honourably apologise for the slander.

Guy you be nairaland old user na. Just click his username to see this threads and posts. I assure you that you will see enough madness there to convince you.

MuttleyLaff:
As far as I know genuine believers are not for the downfall of any, so what's this strange and odd kind of remark you've made meant to mean?

If as you profess to love, why couldnt you let love reign supreme and respond back to bobowaja in love, afterall his moniker gives him away, as meaning, somebody looking for a fight and/or trouble

I told you someone is seriously mad and you are still taking him serious. That is his own way of fighting his life misfortunes. I pity him tho

MuttleyLaff:
Why are you saying the poster is a mentally unstable man again

Kindly go through his previous threads and posts. I have seen several of them already. Believe me man, that guy is mentally unstable.

He needs help not encouragement to continue his madness.

CrescentMoon:
Have you eaten today? Pele. You won't survive the poverty that killed your parents.

I don't have anything to say to a mad man. Kindly locate yaba straight. You will be alright las las

CrescentMoon:
I'm a Christian. Before anything will happen to me in real life, I would see it in dreams at least 2 hours before they happen. All I see in dreams are those things that concern my life only.

For instance, I own a means of transportation that fetches me money. It was not bought as a fairly used product that should raise apprehension about unexpected breakdown. But it develops major engine damage very often. If the damage would happen today, I would see it in dreams 5 hours earlier. It has happened more than six times in the last 2 years.

I relocated to somewhere and refused to let family and friends visit me. So, my location was unknown to them. One day, in a dream at about 6:30am, I saw my sister entering my apartment and started ranting about why I locked them out of my affairs and my location hidden by me. When I woke up, I laughed it off and started pressing my phone. By 7am, a co-tenant knocked and said a visitor was looking for me. When I opened the door, it was the exact sister I saw in the dream. She ranted endlessly.

I worked in a multimillion naira farm and was told in my dream that the farm would collapse. I resigned the following month and the farm came on a free fall 4 months later until a farm with large workers' quarters was reduced to almost zero. The owner of the farm is a confirmed atheist; I would have taken him to pastors.

I ran into serious police cases 3 times in the last one year, and all the situations leading to the cases were described for me in dreams 5 hours earlier. My prayers didn't prevent them from happening.

I saw it in a dream that a job offer would come from someone hitherto unknown by me and from a certain area in Lagos. I was told to run for my dear life. I opened my Gmail 3 hours later and saw the invite. I was interviewed by these people on whatsapp and they were thrilled. I turned down their fair offer by spinning unfavorable terms and conditions.

Now why can't I change the unfavorable situations foreseen through prayer? I won't deceive you, I'm just attending church services; the zeal is gone. And despite my newly found disinterestedness (non-partisanship) regarding proven realities and religion, my dream precision is on the rise.

To remark in the passing, voices keep saying "obey". What do you want me to obey that I have not been obeying? Issue of calling came up. I wrote entrance exam into the Seminary and passed. They discovered my partial hearing impairment during oral interview, and probably used it to disqualify me, indirectly citing the need to tick all boxes because it was a Master's program.

This mentally unstable man again? Gosh.

Hardmirror..... Come back o.

Come and drag some more.

I saw those stupidity, especially from jesusjr and one Buddha guy like that. I just don't hv the strength to type and counter them.

Megfrivolous:
Read about
they where never rumors nor fears, then perhaps you are trying to insinuate that 65 percent of peoples life (pagans, traditionalists, Christians and people being given solutions to there problems) are mass hysteria.

All of you belief in spirituality. So it is no news that you all experienced it. How am I sure you are evening saying the truth?

Megfrivolous:
you said it was hallucinations , then i asked can many people hallucinate same time?

then you asked for an experience i shared one were once were i was not the only involved.

As copied on google
Mass hysteria
In sociology and psychology, mass hysteria is a phenomenon that transmits collective illusions of threats, whether real or imaginary, through a population in society as a result of rumors and fear.

Pls go and read more on that.

There is no imaginary friends and enemies. It is just mind tricks.

Megfrivolous:
you know this is a public forum, but lemme spill one which i can let go for the public?
from my childhood i was friends with a man whom i had never seen his face nor knew his name, but he told me things, many things to an extent that my siblings and parents started seeing me as a prophet, he told about the future i will share with the family and at the later it happened the same way, premonitions, most of my dreams where reality that would in eventuality unfold. my family were strong believers,my teachings as of then made me believe it was god. as a child i was loner (was recently that i started trying to step up my social life) and was fascinated with reading and research, i read religious books, philosophical books and teachings, history, psychology, fictions, i read vastly that my parents began to hate it, because i was no longer participating in school good enough. between 11/12 of my age i suffered a crisis in my faith, soon i was a strong believer in the teachings of atheism was very familiar with most logic including that of a one end stick, the scientific theory of the big bang, Darwin's evolution theory i was conversant with all these, believe me when i say that an abundance of knowledge is an abundance of frustration, life hit me bad with unexpected events like it always does to people, during this period i lost contact with my friend, eventually(after years) few months to my waec exams, he started visiting again but i ignored, giving me warnings of impending dangers but i had stopped being a believer long ago, within this period me and my classmates normally sneak outta school after exams we always kept late nights because of football matches ...it happened often that while going back to school through the bushes and small river(agangwu) we all will hear a voice calling my name and it sounds as if it where from a very far distance, due to fear some of them stopped following any group i was going out with. but a little while after, all those stuffs my friend were warning about began to unfold, continued seeing it as a kind of being my cognitive bias till i nearly lost my life during my during my class 6 waec exams.

I still don't see the point. What are u driving at?

Well about sharing personal experiences, u re not the first one to neither will you be the last. You can share all here to others to see.

Megfrivolous:
what of things seen by perhaps two people or more, can a group of people have the hallucination ??

Can you share explanation to what you and your friends experienced?

Megfrivolous:
Not minding the things we think and the actions we take
What about the things we see??

Like hallucinating?

Megfrivolous:
Yes... a friend of mine ... Lemme put it this way due to his profound believes he never called it witchcraft, but he began to believe that there are forces beyond what is normal... I never took it serious, thought it was a small crisis in his own faith till things actually began going out of control

Your thinking is powerful. Brain controls everything in the body. And if your thinking is weird, trust me your actions will be weird too.

Atewo400:
Pls am tired of typing let me call the bosses

Bobowaja
Capslocked
Hahn
XxsabrinaxX
Hopefullandlord
Hardmirror
Ooman

Nb: i have answers but let the elders come in

Atewo.... Bin a while. Lemme read through

Funny, but true.

These scammers in suits . Well, at the look of things, they are not running out of customers soon. The poorer the society the more they belief in God. And fortunately for them, most African countries are poor in wealth, in health and in thinking.

Buhari has bastardized every sector in this nation. He should be sacked by all well meaning Nigerians.

I will be staying in my home state (ekiti) till the next election date and send this evil back in my little way.

Buhari has bastardized every sector in this nation. He should be sacked by all well meaning Nigerians.

I will be staying in my home state (ekiti) till the next election date and send this evil back in my little way.

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Michellekabod2:
Good evening Nairalanders, am sure you are familiar with the account michellekabod1. It has been a while since I last posted.

All these while, I have been a bit lethargic on this forum due to the fact that I have indulged in sober reflection, and learning, and most of all trying to make it up with my Creator, God almighty, the author and finisher of our faith, the great "I AM".

It obviously would shock many to the bone marrow that I, a former atheist, out of the blue decided to denounce atheism for Christianity.

Not here to coarse or coax anybody, am not an apologist. Just wanna give my testimony.

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Cc: Lordreed, bobowaja, jesusjnr, capslocked, Dantedasz, brodalokie, IAmSabrina, Atewo400, alfaman3, sukerefakere, hahn, frosbel2, Joseph1013, jujusugar, hopefullandlord, HappyPagan, Hardmirror, seun, fleximor, budaatum, et al.

Full details of your conversion. Maybe, just maybe you can convince us.

You know we are all logical and will give your way a trial if you can convince us enough. Thanks