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President Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe has stated that Nigerian former president, turned cleric, Olusegun Obasanjo, is a known election manipulator and not needed in
Zimbabwe.

Mugabe took a swipe on the Otta farmer who got into the country against this weekend’s presidential election, stating that the people of Zimbabwe don’t need his assistance.

According to Mugabe, AU’ s choice of
General Obasanjo as the head of the
Commission’s Monitoring Delegation was not needed by Zimbabwean people.

He said, “Obasanjo is a known election
manipulator whose democratic credential
has always promoted left wing politics right
from his days as the chairman of the
Eminent Peoples Forum”.
http://dailypost.ng_presidential-polls-we-dont-need-an-
election-manipulator-like-you-mugabe-rejects-obasanjo.

Ishilove:

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Mixed reactions have continued to trail the
decision of President Muhammadu Buhari to
leave some African leaders and guests to
observe his Jumat prayers midway into the
inauguration programme yesterday without
returning to the venue of the event till it
ended, which resulted in his Vice President,
Yemi Osinbajo, suddenly standing on his
behalf to give a few remarks after which he
saw some of the prominent leaders off.
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/05/
buharis-neglect-guest-jumat-prayers/

This how inspiration comes some time,
I remembered during the days of David Kord Murray ; how he studied most of this things we hardly take note of.


Op:This is thrilling.

It's always good to live up to your responsibilities...be you a man or a woman.

Sometimes, I gets disappointed in most Nigerian ladies with their African mentality.
What's the big deal.

As a prospective wife, it's your primary obligation to ensure that everything are kept in other whenever you visits your fiancee 's abode.

Beamborla:
Op, the manner in which you expressed yourself portrays you as a misogynist.

What do you mean by 'mere lady'

Let's call a spade a spade for christsake!
You and I knows that it's very wrong, so why sidding the ladies on this again?

sinaj:
I have an important meeting to attend by 1a.m

Meeting to attend by 1am?

BUTCHCASSIDY:
Na you allow dem
See some of una mumu no be small
U see corporate babe when polish herself small
AC don blow suffer comot for her skin small una go begin dey feel intimidated
Then U loose ur masculinity and turn @$$ kisser. The girl go dey turn U like akare when dey fire
so tey she go tire to dey turn u vex dump your sorry @$$

Lol...

Nice one.
Op...God bless you for this your wonderful epistle.
It's really informative and mind blowing

Hahahaha....
ZUBBY 77 you got me and my friends into hysteria.
Jezzzz!
What's this?
**shrinks face **

calmbabadee:
Because your spelling sucks

So you're a victim of this thread right?
Eiyaaa!!!
Sorry ehn
But pls learn how to be diplomatic in all your endeavours ok.
#nooffense!

Let's hear from you.

sholikay:
Ladies been forming since the days of John the Baptist.

Lol...dude you're funny.

LADIES AND PHONETICS

When I walked into a restaurant earlier this morning to have my breakfast,I met this dark skinny blonde-haired young lady I suppose should be in her early twenties sitting alone in a table of four and she was busy sipping her 500ml hollandia yoghurt with two snickers bounty chocolates.

I greeted her and she replied with this American accent that got me shivering like a person who's under the spell of a yellow fever. Lol..
"Hello Goodmorning!" I greeted
"Hi gudmowing" she replied with her mouth wide open like a prey mantis.

When I heard this, I was like ; ah ah! What's she trying to form?_an Americana !I guessed.
Then I asked myself Is it actually "good-morning" or gudmowing like she said? I thought within my mind and swallowed hard.

Initially, I intended to initiate a conversation with her but on hearing this I decided against it.
I beckoned on one of the waitress who was serving food in the restaurant to get me my favourite/regular recipe.

Within 3mins, the food was ready on my table where I was seated putting all my gaze on the plasma TV which was hung on the pillar that was opposite my table.
All my attention was channelled to the highlight of the inaugural processes of the incoming president_Gen.Mohammed Buhari that was going on at the Eagle Square.

"Ju you have Jerroff wrice?"
a sweet tender voice yelled adjacent where I was busy devouring voraciously a large chunk of semolina with my Egusi soup which I requested for.

I looked up to see this same lady that was sitting close to me placing order with the same waitress that served me.

Then I thought within my mind;
Jeroff wrice?
Why Jerroff?
Where's the 'wrice '**like she said**coming from? I thought it's pronounced jollof rice instead?

Now my question is this ;
Why do most African Ladies always like to show themselves so much ,especially here in Nigeria all in the name of speaking like the whites?

All am wishing him in his administration is good governance and I pray for God's guidance over his life.

Long live Nigeria!

MaziOmenuko:
You killed that innocent and harmless snake? WHy didn't you just shove it out of your room if its presence made you uncomfortable?

Do you condone snake in your abode?

Mine was back then in SS3 when I was opting-out from secondary school.

I can't just recall vividly how the whole thing transpired but one thing I know is that I savoured every bit of it.

It was memorable...

ammyluv2002:
My Hubby is the next line after God

That your hubby must be a very nice guy.Lol

We haven't seen light for the past one week here in Area II shopping complex Garki and it isn't funny @all.

Most of our Frozen foods that worth more than N2hK has spoilt.
I tire for this country jareee !

Well, if APC can work with their manifestos, there's no doubt if the CHANGE we clamoured will certainly come to stay.


I never believed in what they have been saying until now that I listened to the plans they have for Nigerians.

I suggest everybody 'd put hands together let's take this country to the promise land where she belong.
Nigeria is a blessed country.

I didn't take my time to read this post but one thing you(Op) 'd bear in mind is that GEJ is the only man whom God stood by his side all through his administration in Aso Rock ( probably due to his pure/tender heart )and he ruled this country for barely 5yrs+ without loosing either of his life or his wife's.

Let's hope that God had used him and broke the curse in ASO ROCK.

Our boss always take the Initiative. But a good steward who rapport so well with his/her boss sometimes take the lead.

Am a case study on this.

Good day royalmorn!
Please am an entrepreneur in a small scale business enterprise.

Am into mini-supermarket business where we sell in retails.

Please what 'd I do to increase the number of customers that patronise us every day?

**pls pardon my unstructured English **