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And it finally happen.

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Heheheh! Did you say rape? Can you rape a fifty year-old-woman?

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and if they got raped now, they will complain. nawao

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One of my close friend nearly made me laughed my intestines out today when he shared his one his terrible escapade with one Abuja-hungry-Bae with me.

Obinna is a very good friend of mine, we have been friends for over two years now. Our friendship has blossomed so much that I have almost regard him as brother. We have several things in common apart from the fact that he's a chronic womaniser, who sees nothing to appreciate unless whenever he meets with a beautiful young lass. You will only know how much talent he's endowed with whenever he analyse his technical mechanisms to get anything that is strapped under a ladies lingerie.
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According to Obinna, he was returning back from work last week, when he saw Katherine, whom according to him, said preferred being addressed as "Kathy" walking along the pedestrian walk-way. Kathy is a beautiful young fair lady of about 21years, she has a dazzling beautiful slender built physique that could best be compared with that of Naomi Campbell. One can actually mistake her to be an Irish judging by her appearance. The sight of her heavily built Barcelona and her undulating bristols made my friend's third leg resisted all the gravitational force and threatened to jump out through his tightly-closed- fitted flap.


Momentarily, he couldn't resist the urge to let this beautiful angel get away without getting his own fair share from the (supposed) beautiful free food(as he had presumed). So he pedalled down, pulled up close to the kerb behind the roadside , briskly yanked his door opened, stepped out from his car and dashed towards Kathy with short run and brief walk as she kept walking down before he now beckoned on her to stop amidst "whistling" and "pssssss!" shrill intermittent sounds, With his right hand stretched forward signalling her to stop, he ran across the main road (double coal tarred road).
Kathy, looked back and saw him running up to her like a desperate hungry-frog chasing after a helpless grasshopper who's fate could only be decided by what happens in a few moment.

As a pro, who has been in the game since his high school days, then through all his stay in the tertiary institution, he instantly thought of the easiest possible gimmicks he 'd use on Kathy that would get her fall for his pranks without wasting much of his time.

"Good afternoon, Angel!" he had said.

"Yeah, good day, young man." she replied with faint shrill voice as she grimaced with the feeling of indifference written all over her face.


Jet now thought of which beautiful cliché toasting line he should used on her since she sounds and appear very eloquent and enchanting. Already, he had memorised all the toasting line while he was still in high school. He had used them several times in the University, such that they all now come in handy anytime he needs them to run his package. But there's onething about Kathy that was entirely different girls he had met_her accent! She has this American accent which got Jet thinking if she's actually an African. Never in his life has he chyked an American. An never imagined it in his whole life. Meanwhile, he never knew which toasting line would help perfect his plan without making him appear like an amateur in the game.. He thought about the most effective one to use..

1." Wow! Bae, your face looks familiar, have met before?" he decided against it since he felt that it has been overused. He now thought of the second line as he had carefully written them and memorised it...

2."Has anyone told you how beautiful you're?" he said Naa! It's a cliché..she might have heard that countless times. He resort to the third line..

3."Are you an Okro soup, how come you keep drawing me closer to you?" he remembered he never come in contact wit her before. It would have been better if they have met before. ..

4. "Can you spare me a Minute out of your time"? Normally, the punchline would have worked if Kathy was in a hurry. But unfortunately, she wasn't. So he felt again that it cannot work.

5."Please can you direct me to my Destination?" Regularly, he usually used that as a leverage to induced ladies into talking to him but she didn't look like one who's from that area.

6."You're too Pretty to be walking under this scorching Sun" He felt this would have worked only if the weather wasn't cloudy.

Finally, he decided against it considering that non of them would caught her attention. All these happened within the speed of light as the whole thing swirled in his brain like a whirlwind. Like other guys, and a chronic womaniser, Jet can't afford to lose this girl. He decided to play his last card. As a brave dude, he summoned courage and made the first move to ask her out. Fortunately or should I say unfortunately, without wasting much of his time or observing the unnecessary pretence ladies usually exhibit, she gave in and they both agreed and booked a date to meet at Karibu Hotel on Sunday evening by 3pm.

It didn't took much time weekend (Sunday) approached. Meanwhile, Jet, had called to remind her about their date which they both scheduled together. To his greatest surprise, Katherine made it clear to him that she's very much aware of the date.

"How can I forget such an important date with my new Black prince charming" she said and jet felt her giggle over the other end

"Never in this life will I forget such a yet-to-come exquisite date with you" she boasted again. Only if Jet knows what her plan was.

Kathy was more interested in how much that would fall off from Jet's pocket rather than what they will both discuss and how far the relationship they are about to establish would go. Kathy's real name is Nneoma, she's one of those Abuja-hungry-Bae who depends on rich Abuja businessmen and top government officials to survive in the city. Most time she will wake up dressed and pick up her Gucci leather bags and stood along Sharaton, Bolingo or Trancorp Hilton's hotels or walking aimlessly to see if she can get a lift from any well to man. She lives an exorbitant lifestyle, everything about her speaks of opulence, starting from the wig she has fixed on her head down to her footwear. Jet on the other hand, on a mission of Hit and Run. hitting her jackpot while Katherine was making a very good plan on how to devour his pocket. Only if she knows he's jut a mere private school teacher who placed most of his assets on mortgages ; his house, h's Toyota Yaris, his Land and a borrowed Samsung tab. All her judgements and assessment centred on how sop. The flashy car she saw him driving the first time he stopped and honked his car in anticipation to draw her attention which actually worked.

Jet Alan Lloyd is my handsome Black Ghanaian friend at the brink of his mid twenties . An English teacher who's remarkable in his profession ,very smart and brilliant. He's a die-hard Manchester United Fan.

A self-developmental Couch who derives joy in seeing others succeed academically and other related fields. He's well versed with Queen Elisabeth's English irrespective of the fact that he grew up in a remote Akan village, where the only English he knew and spake then, until he turned 12years was "Good morning" and "Thank you" Those happens either whenever he woke up in the morning or you did something that demands returning the gesture. His desire, determination, dedication and perseverance is what kept him. And holding tenaciously to this Four Pillars the leads to a successful life, he has transcended all the hassles.

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Living the normal life of a middle class citizen who came from a lower class was as a result of the experience and exposure he had when he moved to Tokaradi. He isn't well endowed with affluence, but he's living a very comfortable life as a bachelor. He has a brand new 2014 Toyota Yaris, a beautiful Samsung s6 edge, a window phone an apple tablets, lived in a well furnished one bedroom self contained apartment. He has a decent teaching job which gives him all the time he needs to pursue his extra curricular activities. Occasionally, he usually misuse them to chase between anything that's strapped under a ladies lingerie. Never had any lady turned down his request down though he seldom flirt with classless ladies, he only focus on the working class ladies. As a young man with an impressive academic performances, he have different beautiful ladies at his beck and call.




He have had the opportunity to interact with lots of folks; both on real live and on social media; facebook, twitter , WhatsApp etc. He's not not really a professor in dating and relationships, but he has been in the dating game for a long time and; if actually he enrolled as a student into a dating school when he started dating, he would have been made a professor by now; its that deep?


He has dated as a young (very young) teenager, as a young guy, as a student, as a poor guy, as a rich guy, as an unemployed guy, as a working class guy and lots more. He dated different classes of ladies; classy, classless, young, mature, older, emotional, overbearing, sentimental and loads of other ladies; so by now he deserves a professorship in dating. Lol.


The same goes to drinking... He began drinking when he was 10 as a young guy. He has drank different types of alcohol ; Spirits, Cognacs, Wines, Whisky , both cheap and expensive , so by now he deserves a professorship in drinking too. Lol..

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