₦airaland Forum

sekem:
You don't know what you are saying.

MaziOmenuko:
Not a rightueos or born again person but I write: problem is I get bored with my works and find it hard to finish. My mind is so fvcking creative that I can start three different stories in 1 month and finish none in 1 year.

I drink too, get cheap beers from shoprite, stay in my house and drink for Africa.

Ishilove:
Reminds me of the man who claimed to work with the UN. I met him on a bus many years ago and he claimed his vehicle was faulty.

After we exchanged contacts, the man started to rigmarole with promises. I was suspicious from the outset, but what gave the eediot man away was when he fixed a 'UN' interview at a fastfood at Allen/Opebi.

Last last the only thing he gained from me was MTN 400 recharge card. He had called me sounding very stressed, claiming he was in a meeting and he needed to call some of his contacts in Abuja, he didn't have credit, had no one to send (we didn't have internet banking then) bla bla bla.

I sent it. When he tried that sheeit with me a second time ignored the eejit, until he shot himself on the foot by fixing interview venue at Mr Biggs, Allen road.

I thence sat down and composed a 4 page stinker that narrated a brief history of fuel and tire themed jungle justice in Lagos, ending it with a stern exhortation to cease and desist from his evil ways.

I thereafter blocked the cretin.

Lukmann1:
Come from you? we Nigerians is economics and we would surely found our way out on these mess that our president is brought on us.

Lukmann1, did you actually LUKED what you typed up there?