Like seriously??

MadamVanessa:
Congratulations to them.

Still patiently waiting for my prince charming, that will be able to do justice to my pusssy the way and manner i want it. If you can't go down and suck the hell out of me, then me and you cannot relate.

Don’t be soft, just be caring.

Funkyswagzz:
This is roughly a year and four months I have decided to find someone to marry. It's been so dramatic all along and I'm getting tried already. I want a woman who I am compatible with. I don't need anyone that is hot tempered or stubborn. I want a woman that is hard workin who loves me the way i am. Is it so difficult to find? I came out from a crazy relationship and I don't want to experience something like that anymore. I don't want issues all the time.

The funny thing happening at the moment is that am "tryin to"(still at the process) date my ex's high school mate. The way our part crossed again was just ironic. Sometimes I feel stupid for tryin to date her tho she's not the reason why we broke up. Salute to those that got married. Abeg how una take do am..

For even asking us our opinions you must be stupid, na until you catch the bitch cheating before you believe abi mumu man !

mascot345:
my girlfriend likes posting pictures of random guys on Facebook.. She said it's for memory.
I have told her I wan to quit the relationship if she continues posting pictures of random guys.
She told me she has never cheated on me. She has been begging me so that we continue our relationship ... But I hate those pictures.
She told me that the post won't affect our relationship... She is always blaming me for not trusting her.. She told me ,,, I used to over react when ever I see her pictures with a guy on social media.



I just want to walk away from the relationship.

My people what do you guys think?

Do you check your mails at all ? I’ve sent enough to profess my feelings for you.

mamagee3:
Should you get angry that your older sibling does not buy you anything when he comes visiting but buys gifts for his wife and children when he goes back?

Na so olosho Dey start

trendysturvs:
A lady on Twitter has said that she thinks it is necessary to tip waiters after good service if not she would advice the individual to sit at home.

Some of her followers agreed with her :

@ihuomasinachi
I don't know who raised these people. I know things are hard but a little extra won't kill them. If you can't afford to tip 10 to 20% then you shouldn't eat out.

Some did not agree with her logic:


Mr. Nath: According to your logic: Every time you get good service, you should tip. If you get a 1000 good services and you tip them all, what would be left in your bank account? Tipping is not mandatory, it is whenever you have surplus and you were wowed by the service + your mood.


t3niola: Lol I absolutely walk out when I get my hair and nails done. I paid for the service and that has fulfilled my end of the contract. The solution to waiters being paid badly is to pay waiters more, not to transfer the burden to the customer who has already paid.

Do you believe tipping should be mandatory when the service is good?

https://tsbnews.com/2020/11/its-mandatory-to-tip-waiters-after-good-service-lady-says-onenigeria-lilo/

Give me her number

themainman600:
Though I met her back in 300L. She is a very beautiful and light complexioned lady I love her so much now, though I still wonder how she falls for me even though am not that handsome.

But ,the thing about her is when I first sexed her can you believe with how beautiful she is her pussy is still tight like mad though she isn't a virgin I know a tight pussy when I see one.But now she likes disturbing me for sex if we don't sex about 7 times to 9 times a day she won't let me be and am fed up right now maybe I should break up with her because most people are just saying am lean and I also see it myself that am getting leaner by day pls what can I do to help the situation .

I STILL LOVE HER.

FP PLS
LALASTICLALA ,
Farano,
ROCKTATION

Sorry baby give me your control wanna pet you a little

Angelacruz:
I just broke up with my boyfriend of 2yrs.He cheated on me with another babe.It's hard to move on ,i wrote this with a bleeding heart.Why do some men like cheating? I was never a liability to him nor a bad girl.Y would he treat me like this?Am going insane.What should i do nairalanders?

Bro’s you make me remember geography, volcanic eruption !

samunaka:


even your nnamdi kanu ran away from the fire power of the non nonsense Nigerian army, you better look for the footpath that leads to your father's miserable house before you are converted to a molten magma

Seems you are in New Jersey ?

linearity:
Average is relative in the US....and I don’t know what you mean by ‘one room rented apartment’.

Are you talking about shared sublet rooms or studio apartments or one bedroom apartment?

In any case, you can get a studio or one bedroom apartment in Manhattan for less than $2,000/month and that is where it is more costly.

If you prefer to save money and don’t mind commuting, you can get it for far lesser in any of the other New York City boroughs or if you cross over the Hudson to Newark or any of the cities in Essex County or the other counties sharing boundary with New York City, you can get a decent three bedroom apartment or a whole house for far less.

This woman you seriously need prick in your life

mamagee3:
Do You Like My Profile Photo?

“Like” my profile photo if you like my profile photo.

Turkey nla

Preciousgirl:
An addiction is basically something you can't stop doing

One could be addicted to anything; a particular food, music, someone, prayers etc

Drop that addiction here on this thread.

I am currently addicted to fruit juice

E be like you don Dey old for house abi

Stargurl20:
It's truly high time we stopped it. Fine! We may play it for a while, but it mustn't be for too long. It's so...heart wrenching for me seeing someone I love with someone else . I pray this pains leave soon.... Because it's painful and I need my sanity.

# if you love someone as a lady and you can sense that the feeling is mutual, please stop the hard to get charade.

You don treat your smelling pussy ?

UzomaBabangida:
Marriage is not a must, make big money, even as a girl sef, go around the world and enjoy yourself... Life is too short to be falling all over a man and arguing whether he loves you or not

Fine girl

Zzor:
short men and their wahala,he sounded rude.

Go collect form from Naira Marley, our MARLIANS President . Thank you

JulieJules:
Just like the heading states, I want to start doing it with hubby. Married for 6 years with 3 kids. In my late 20s, him, late 30s.

He doesn't give me head ache, no troubles at all, smooth sailing marriage. And it's all thanks to weed. I've noticed he always have a bright mood after taking weed, can joke a lot, play with the kids, take care of me, cook, sex etc. Everything great. I want to graduate from wrapping for him to start taking mine. He's indifferent about my decision though. I just want to know if I can actually stop when I want to.

(Matured Responses please, that's why I'm in the family section)

My advice is just remain on your lane, don’t try COLORADO ! Or else you’ll be a celebrity under few hours on your street no casting ...

JulieJules:
I want to enter work now lolz just that my toddler is holding me back.

Hope I won't be addicted? ( My only sincere concern)

You carry your frustration reach Nairaland you tell your papa make e no leave money for una, poor boy / girl. Upon everything na rubbish you comment idiotic fellow Ogun go kill your generations one by one for that useless comment animal child from his or her animal parents nonsense and ingredients

Or11:
Every single Yahoo boy will die like this whether they repent or not unless they return every single penny gotten illegally. Nonsense, awon olori buruku.

Which kind wahala be this?

Samsimple:
First Man Cured Of HIV Dies Of Cancer

The first person to be cured of HIV, Timothy Ray Brown — known as the “Berlin Patient” – has died after a battle with cancer, the International Aids Society announced Wednesday.



PUNCH NEWSPAPER

Baby stop it

dorin27:
come and have it

Send me your number

dorin27:
we are closer than you know

I mean let’s get closer than we are right now

dorin27:
we are friends

Let’s be friends

dorin27:
Sir?

Fine girl

dorin27:
Hmm..

Sexy girl was sup ?

Zzor:
I just came across this pictures today and I couldn't stop laughing.See how my lovely and God-fearing mom sent me to school in 100level but see how I returned after 100level hahaha.My funky aunt nearly removed all the born again training i had from home lol,but all in all,i still remain my humble self,nothing changed aside the dress sense.lmao.First two pictures represent how my mom packaged me to school,last two represent how I returned.Toxic people please stay away from here,trash sayers please eat your trash.

Can you kindly transfer her to someone ready to satisfy every needs of hers

Niceguyyy:
I've been friends with a lady for sometimes now, I fantasize alot as regards fucking her from way back because she's busty, chubby and cool.
Summarily last week, I was able to talk her into fucking me, but she wants me to give head, suck her feet as this things turn her on alot and again smoking kush before sex.
I noticed she's really wild and that's cool with me, she said she likes bad boys, I've been pretending to be one (LOL) but i don't smoke and I don't think I can ever try it, I've never given head and I don't intend or imagine how I will stuck my mouth down there, sucking of the feet is a bit better.
what do I do in this situation? Has anyone been here please, how did you pull through handling a wild woman most especially someone you really like please?

Can you kindly send me her number? One mans food is another man poison thank you!

dukeprince50:
Good day nairalanders, I am a young graduate in his late twenties, there is this lady who is in her early 40's, she is a family friend, she is nice to me and I see her as a good lady nothing much, but sometimes she does things that goes way beyond her boundaries.

At first she use to tell me she would have married me if I was older, I always see it as a joke and smiled, but it got worse that I'm no more comfortable around her,
sometimes she comes to our house and will decide to take her bath in my bathroom meanwhile we have another free room where she could change, I am not comfortable looking at an older woman with towel around her, she does a lot of things which disgust me and I can't just stop her cos I like and respect her.

Recently, I had something with a church girl of mine which became public, I felt embarrassed though, few people chastised me and some adviced me, This very lady heard it, came to me and told me some things like I shouldn't have fling with a young girl but look for older women if I want to just enjoy myself(while saying the F-word continuously) she was saying it in a way that made me feel uncomfortable.
Though she hasn't said anything about having sex with me but she has given me all green-lights, the truth is I do not like an older woman and would want her to stop pestering me without sounding harsh, pls I need advice, not insults

You are a real G! I troway salute bro

TransAtlanticEx:
she's threatening me,that I wasted her time bla bla bla...
For just 10 months relationship ooo.
She said she's 35,I showed my dad her pic and he said she should be like 43 or so...that is she even lied.
She says I will never see better,my family won't see better,she'll wreck me,she'll frustrate my business and all that thrash.
I know she might know some thugs from her job type(oil pipeline servicing co) so I skipped town to avoid cultist coming to machete my ass.
But I'm not marrying her and that's period!I never loved her or really cared about her,she's the one that forced this relationship trash down my throat.
I'm not doing again and that's final,but I fùck am sha like goat ,especially doggy

Bro I feel your pains, some women could be a pain in the ass but you have to make a decision in time. You can’t keep running away from your home how long will you do that for ??

TransAtlanticEx:
I type this with drunkenness.
I left my beautiful home,cars,good life be cause my God Is gi king me trouble.
I came to see my dad at oyigbo be cause bitch is stressing my life.
I'm currently in a squalor I last slept in ten years ago.
Very shabby and plenty children.
I m3ssed up my life,honestly..... Bleep!
What's the implication of marrying a girl you don't love and is older please?
Being a young man with plenty cash,cars,house and bright future?
Bitch is from ogbunike and too old and broke to be my wife,thanks.
Bleep!
I am even drink s3f,had 5 beers and cane go home tto my good life,sleeping in a goat herd

Let’s cheat on him, what do you think?

Loyalqwin:
I came as usual to visit my bf only to meet my own best friend having sex with him.
Am devastated right now. How can I pay them back? I need to hurt him advice needed.