are you in Lagos ?

blesskewe:

I don't have access to the pm
Gimme here

The girl sexy if she clean up

Nairafame1:
According to eyewiness, this young man was caught in a serious rape crime with a mentally disorder woman.

He was also forced to marry her the only bail condition.

What do you have to say about the judgement??

See Photos Below
Source: https://www.nairafame.com/2019/11/man-who-raped-mentally-disorder-woman.html

Cc Lalasticlala
Cc Mynd44

Check your Pm

blesskewe:
gimme urs

Very safe my dear, what’s your name and number

blesskewe:


Hey saw ur pm
Hope am safe

Don’t thank me, what’s your number Aunty

Lol. Thank you but no thank you.

I like older women just trying to get your attention what’s your number

Dimples0303:


Dog's daddy, whether I am 12+ or 45+ the truth will always sound like pain to you.

Are you 35+ if not why sounding so pained

Dimples0303:
Divide and conquer...

Set them up against each other and pick off the weak. We heard you sir!

Fish brain: their only contribution to society is stds and community dick!

He-losho

They know you are lonely, anyways are you in Lagos? We can hit some nice bars around Lagos together ... who family help

Lonelypacifist6:
Familylanders, Please how do you deal with cousins who demand alot from you and then get angry when you can't meet up with their demands?
I have Some cousins who do this, Let's say they're not very comfortable, and they demand alot from me and I eventually give in to their demands because they're the only family I have in country, Reason I give in is because they Stop communication and get crossed at me, so I eventually do their bidding.

Note that I can't even remember when last they gave me something They're always on the recieving end.

Well they know you would be needing it at one particular time

amiibaby:
Hello great FAM I really need your help on this. I bought a beer and I saw some pack of condoms (gold circle) in it please advice me on what to do . Attached is the photo

Pls mod I need contributions on what to do kindly send it to fp to get the right audience

No time

Kingsteve:


Chai, e no go better for Buhari and naija economy!
See as men wan denounce their religion.

Am already a Muslim the moment I’m interested in her , who Christianity help

Kingsteve:

Are you hausa, Fulani, or Muslim?
If none of the above...
Forget am!

Link me to her bro, 10% is assured

Kingsteve:
Truth is...
such women are very rare to come across, especially in a place like Naija.
They're mostly rich kids, daughters of wealthy parents.

I know of one that can buy herself anything she desires in this world...yes!
She owns a top notch restaurant in Abuja
She drives a 2015 Benz C400
She's a globetrotter!
She's in her early 30's
She's Fulani and of course she's so cute and pretty.

But the only thing missing in her life is true love and someone to settle down with.
So I asked her one time...
Can she marry an average guy, someone who earns less than her?
She said she wouldn't mind, and as long as the guy understands her.

So you see...
For one to find a woman that doesn't really care about a man's money in Naija, is like a camel going through the eye of a needle.

They exist though...

Stfu bitch, after having numerous sugar daddies and being hungry and stark broke why won’t you decide on what condoms to be used on you. Mumu I pity boys wey Dey even drill your rotten pussy maybe Na gold circle cause your smelling pussy so you’re trying to avoid such occurrence hmmmmmm who knows

TeeFeh:
tf is pussy milleage? Are you usually daft or its only for today? Say na pussy milleage, please get your brain checked because you sound dull and clueless about reality

You mentioned four different types of condom, your pussy mileage is longer than Lagos- Ibadan express road o! Biko park well

TeeFeh:
Okay so I just started dating this guy a few months ago but we haven’t met since we started dating, so I went to his place for sleepover last weekend and I saw a GOLD CIRCLE condom in his room.

I was surprised because I have not seen a Gold Circle condom in years, and I think its a cheap one. Why not Durex, Kiss, Flex or other new age brand. Gold Circle is cheap and I had to go out to buy a Durex if we wanted to have sex. In his defence, he uses Gold Circle and its more affordable for him.

I am thinking of breaking up with him because I cannot deal with someone that thinks its okay to use GOLD CIRCLE condom. Am I overreacting??

I believe you 100% sir, we else remembers that he returned some billions to Fidelity bank early this year when he got so much that he requested from his bank. It was made public US government can’t do nothing because he’s 100% sincere and plain!

Whiteangel1234:


Source: https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/365090-how-i-made-my-fortune-to-start-air-peace-onyema.html

Bros I feel your pain

wittyt98:
my mates are building duplex while I'm building my next bet9ja ticket..

Don’t you have a brother? Maybe you need a bad guy as your bf

UyaiIncomparabl:
I created this topic in the food section yesterday but the suggestions there aren't convincing, hence I had to bring it here.

How do I add small flesh to my already existing weight?

Children that are supposed to kneel and greet me don't do that because they possibly think we are agemates. Why would they imagine such? I mean, I was very present when most of them were born. I even changed their diapers. It gets me depressed everyday, that I sometimes feel like drinking sniper.

Just imagine, yesterday, I sent one of the little devil an errand and he had the guts to eat my 20N change, when I asked, he wanted to put up a fight. I quickly ran away for my life because i am too soft. I cannot withstand stress. On my own hard earned money that I suffered for. He ran away with the change, and he's just 18 years old. These teenagers ehn. I wept, profusely. That one passed sha. Another eight year old refused going on an errand for me because I wouldn't give him 30N when he requested. How dare he? On my sweat? I wanted to beat him but he shouted at me and I ran inside.

So, tell me, how can I finally add weight so I can scare off these naughty kids who wouldn't let me be. I want the fat to circulate to my hips and butt. How will I do it?


Lalasticlala. Please help a daughter.

You need a guy in your life to drill you well than your expectations

I just read a post from a moniker who's likely masochist. The thread got me thinking: what about my sexuality?
I'm in my late adolescence. My only sexual experience ever was a kiss by my first boyfriend...
Apart from that, i havent had any other intimate relationship with any guy...
The problem stems from the below,
My dreams
My desires.

Since i discovered myself, my dreams have been based on lesbian intercourse. I've had countless of them regarding sexual moments between another female and i. Weird.
But in reality, i like guys. On few occations i do admire girls. I feel messed up because i was raised by a family with zero tolerance for those in the LGBT community. What if i grow to be a part of it?
I like to think that the hormones are responsible for it all... But then i'll soon be an adult, puberty's a thing of the past. It's scary especially in a society like ours.
The thing though, as i stated before, is that i like guys too. Am i a bi sexual then?
Can any one else relate?

That’s interesting, you are my type of woman.

pocohantas:
I will forgive him.

I honestly do not see the need to let him off so easily. Where is the fun in that? There should be some level of torment.

C'mon!

People like you cheat on your bf and claim to be saint on here. YEYE Dey smell

RedCreme21:
His boyish ass doesnt deserve better. You do!
He's nothing but a fvckboy toying with your emotions.

What exactly do you want Hannah? A revenge or advice

Hannah346:
Hi Nl,
I 've been in this relationship for 3 years now...
We were happy and loved each other..... Then three years into the relationship, my bf started behaving strange and funny...

He doesn't call or text like before and when I talked to him about it , he always pick fights with me...I decided to keep mute...

Then one day I was at his place and decided to go through his phone( something I hardly do unless I needed to send pics or videos on my phone)...I found out he has been cheating with a girl he met on IG and they have been seeing each other and having sex....they even send nudes to each other on WhatsApp...

I was really hurt and I woke him up...he begged and said he was sorry that it was a mistake but I didn't listen and left...later that week he called me and said it was over between us ..I was really shocked cuz I didn't understand what was happening..... I went to his place that day to confront him and there he said I was boring and am not what he wants ...I was confused cuz none of my ex or anyone else ever told me I was boring.... I begged him and told him I could change but he said it was over...

After a few days I started seeing pictures of him and that girl he cheated with on WhatsApp... I couldn't help but stalk him on fb and IG and it turned out they were really having fun and ....

I deleted his number and blocked him on all social media and decided to move on....I decided to stay off relationship since then around June

Then around October... He called and said we should meet up that he wants to talk to me....I met with him and he apologized for what he did..I asked him about what he said to me then and he said he didn't mean the 'I was boring' .I told him it was past and its forgotten but deep down I was still hurting and I felt like smashing his head right there but I was cool......
Since then we have been talking and chatting but I found out the girl left him for another guy....

He said he still loves me and he is asking me out again and I don't know if I should give him another chance cuz I still love him...I told him we should just be friends for now ...on the other hand am still hurting about what he did.....
We have Been hanging out alot and am loving him more everyday
Am very emotional and I think I might give him another chance if I continue seeing or chatting him...
Should I just forget him and move on or give him another chance
Pls advice.... Thanks

Let’s talk in private

merit1988:
u sound like you know me ..but I don't know u sir...it's been awhile? Like we've met b4?

Of course I know you, I’ve sent a pm check it pls

merit1988:
u sound like you know me ..but I don't know u sir...it's been awhile? Like we've met b4?

Hi merit it’s been a while, are you now happy in your husband’s house?

merit1988:
Meeeeee

Birds of the same feather, complete it aunty special advicer

Riele:
Aunty .

You shouldn't be feeling guilty in any way .

Don't tell your fiancee and if you try coming into an agreement with the "friend" , he might try to frame you up . Just saying !

The past is in the past anyways .

***
They'll come here calling you names like hoe etc

Never mind them , you aren't a saint and they too aren't one .

You are a learner, I’ve slept with 2 dark skin girls with smelling pussy.

lilmax:
You had to beg a girl for sex for a month?

How do most of you sleep at night?


And of course light skin women were clean till 2010

The light skin women we see these days are those who bleached, so they must smell like trash


Brown,black skin women are taking over at the moment, I can testify

Just saying, let’s talk on WhatsApp Na. What’s your number dear?

Lindaa97:

How is that double dating??

Interesting, you go sabi double date be that

Lindaa97:

Hmmmmm, learnt to never say never a long time ago.

Can you do such ?

Lindaa97:
The marriage didn't work out after all. You will have to exercise patience lol

Based on say me and you come from Kwara State hit me up. Make we align better

Kelviz:
I had always looked at myself as a child of promise. Even my mom use to say it; That when I was born, the chief Iman of Ilorin came and prayed for me. He prophesied into my life that I will do well and achieve great things at a very young age. He also said that my parents will be elevated. But now am wondering what has gone wrong about those prophesies? What is holding them back? Why has it not come to pass. The worse part of it is that my dad died when I was 5. The elevation prophesy sef, even if say e come, na only my mama go come chop inside! Or maybe the gods are punishing my family because we later converted from Muslim to Christian religion!
All that were my thought. My heart was bitter. I just dey regret. Na who send me go write JAMB! Na who send me go even write the FUNAAB Post UTME! If I had known I would have saved that money and use it for better things as my mother had suggested. I no hear. Na so I use the money go write JAMB. And that would be the second time I was writing JAMB and passing through, yet no money for tuition fees. No money to further. I wrote one the previous year and choose University of Ibadan. I passed the Jamb but there was no common N3000 to process my Post UTME. Chaiiii, poverty bad. I encouraged myself. My mom had earlier said I should give up on going to school, that there was no money to see me through. Yes, I saw her point but I was hoping for a miracle to happen. I was just believing that I would just see a tree full of money and start plucking them. Or maybe meeting a helper that would say, “Let me just train you through your higher institution.”
I had saved up to N45, 000 the past year. I gave my best at where I worked just to see I save money for my school. My mom who was into Akara business. She had been complaining about her eye problem. Out of the N45,000, I gave her N12,000 to go for treatment. Money don short nah. But I was determined that I won’t lose that admission. I must enter university this time. No going back, whether money dey or not.
That was how my mom nearly closed down her Akara business that she was raising fund for me to go to school. She borrowed N27, 000 from the cooperative group she was. Plus the one I had. I went to Federal University Of Agriculture Abeokuta (Funaab), paid my admission acceptance fee, school fees and other fees. We never even start to dey talk accommodation sef. The guy I was squatting with had graduated and he was leaving the room the next weekend. I had earlier asked if he would leave some few things for me. He said he couldn’t, that he needed money badly so he wants to sell them. Even if the guy leave am for me, how I wan take pay for accommodation sef! He has really tried. I met him when I came to write my post UTME. I didn’t even know anybody in Abeokuta. But he was God sent. He harboured me for 4 days and I still came back, he was still harbouring me. He said the rent would be due the next two weeks.
So after paying the necessary fees, I had to go back home to sort myself on accommodation and feeding, refresh and come back to campus fully the next week to resume.
When I got home, things were not so good at all. My mom was down with malaria. I know say she go don dey think how she go take pay back the money wey she borrow from cooperative. And even her crumbling business, coupled with all the irony of life. I only had N430 left with me at that moment inside my pocket. I had to rush to the chemist shop to get my mom drugs. I called one of our relatives in Offa and updated her on what was happening to my mom.
3 days later, it seemed my mom was recovering gradually. I withdrew the last N5, 000 in my account and went to buy provisions and food stuffs. There was nothing much at home. At least, even if say person poor, that does not mean say we no go chop better food.
A day before travelling back to Abeokuta, I went to the place I worked before leaving. My former Oga wey like me wella. He gave me N2,000. I told him I was going back to school. Some of my paddies still dash me small money. I calculated everything and it amounted to N3, 450.
“Gbadebo! Gbadebo!!” my mom called. I was outside chatting with a friend when he called. I came into the room. “Gbadebo,” she said. “Ma,” I answered. She brought out some squeezed naira notes from the edge of her wrapper were she tied it. She handed them over to me. I counted them and It was N3, 500. “Kosi owo. Manage elei.” She said I should manage it that there was no money. Infact, she even tried. I couldn’t say anything. As I took the money, I went to bed to sleep, thinking of how my 4 year journey would look like in Funaab with my poverty condition.
The next morning, I arranged my only travelling bag, which doubles as my school bag. I only had few clothes which I inserted into the bag, with the only foot wear I had, my pam slippers, na im I go wear go back. “I am going to school.” person wey see me go think say I dey joke. Na only 2 trousers and 5 shirts wey I get I put inside my bag. I didn’t have time to buy many things because I was saving to go to school. The only mobile phone we had, a small touchlight phone. I had to leave it with my mom. I told her I would be calling from a business center. It was better for me that way so I could be reaching out to her rather than me taking the phone to school.
I looked my mom into the eye as I was about leaving for the park. She looked worried seeing me leave. “I guessed she was worried how I would cope.” I hugged her and left to the park where I would be boarding a car to Ibadan. As I entered one of the cars going to Ibadan, I wasn’t happy. My heart was filled with too many weird thoughts that I didn’t even know when the car got filled up, I paid and we left.
On the road to Ibadan, “I thought about my life.” After paying for my transportation, I was only left with N4,450. We never get to Ibadan ooo. I have not even talked about my accommodation. Where will I even stay? How will I feed sef? And I go even pay transport go school. As all those thoughts were flipping through my mind, tears ran down my eyes. The woman sitting close to me was the one that even called my attention. She asked what was wrong with me that I shed tears. And we were sitting at the front seat opposite the driver. I had to bring out my handkerchief from my pocket and whipped my face. I don’t even know what to tell the woman. I wished she was Jesus that could just take my burden away. Well, I told her that it’s just some family related issues that was making me shed tears. “Family issues keh!” she said. She spoke in Yoruba language. She asked what kind of family issue was that. I no wan tell her. One don’t just go around telling people their problems. I felt reluctant telling her. “Part of me said I should open up to her while another part of me said I should not. She seemed to be asking genuinely but she’s just a random person. Even if I tell her, will she adopt me or give me N1m.” I just told her that the money I was giving to for my school was not enough. Immediately I said that, almost every one inside the car busted into laughter. Part of me was like, “You see, you see wetin I tell you. You should have not told her.” I began regretting saying it out. The woman laughed uncontrollable in a mocking tone. “Is that the family problem,” she asked. She said there are some people their own case was worse so mine was even not a case. By then, I just wished she knew more about my own case. As other people in the car were talking, some gisting and telling stories of how their children survive in higher institution. I just ignored them. “No be their own e dey me sef. I went back into deep thoughts that I didn’t even know when we got to Ibadan. The woman beside me called my attention when she was alighting. She was kind enough to give me N500. I accepted it graciously and thanked her as she told me not to cry. She left. Well, N500 will definitely go a long way.
Na so I take car wey dey enter Abeokuta. It dropped me in a popular spot called “Camp,” a road leading to Funaab. The place I am squatting.

Na them make your life Dey miserable ? Idiot fellow with no iota or molecule of sense.

MOSICATED5:
May they continue to arrest and jail them.
May all Yahoo boys never know peace
May all Yahoo boys suffer from incurable disease
May all Yahoo boys die and be eaten by vultures