I go like taste your pussy

kestolove95:
How do u know, are u in our puzzy?

Nothing is new in this world my brother, marry and wife her ASAP. You have a business and wife to her name now! Wise up

Okay...I created this moniker just because of this..I really need your advice..
I was posted to ughelli,Delta State during my service and since then i have been here even after my service ended..Along the line I meet this lady in her mid-30s, a beautiful one in a supermarket(bestway supermarket) and from there we became friends. At about a week later I met her same location and we just greeted each other. Luckily again we met there in about a month later and it was then we exchanged contacts and we began chatting..Eventually we became close friends,I visited her(since I really had no friends here) she stays alone..from there feelings started and one day when I visited her,she insisted I sleep over..That night we had unprotected sex..I was scared and she told me i shouldn't worry that she's disease free..She later asked me out and i agreed...She's has opened a shop for me (bet9ja shop, well furnished) and she's says we should get married that she will sponsor the wedding..Shes very beautiful, rich and good in bed...Please nairalanders I need ur advice, she loves me and i love her also but I'm scared of what my family and friends would say..i might be ridiculed...I have secretly done hiv and other screening test twice and it showed am negative. I'm 23 years old

What did you smoke?

ggrin:
If all boys are taken to war, when you look at yourself/ boyfriend can you/ he really come back?

You willingly followed her like a bouncer or what? To what reasons my brother to watch football like everyone does or another reason

Mightyify:
I followed my gf to a hotel where she went to see another man. I don't know why she would choose to treat me like this, It's really painful to end an 8 months relationship like this. I try my best to provide for her the best way I can. I have broken up after she admitted to it (not without solid evidence and questioning)

This is the second time she's cheating. I loved her so much that I was thinking of marrying her. she has lost weight and always come to my place to cry and beg for forgiveness promising me that it won't happen again. mind you that was exactly what she promised the last time

Her friends have been calling to beg me to forgive, but the thought of another man sleeping with her is too much for me to bear and I feel she might still do it again. Guys what do you think, is it wise to go ahead forgive and marry her?

Bros you sef joke say you Dey go with one smally then observe her reaction.

amar3664:
] am 34 years old and married to a woman who is 29 years old, my wife has divorced her husband before marrying me 1 year ago..she has a 4 years old son from her ex husband..we had been in relation from last 2 years,now i live with my wife,her son and our servant ..servant does all the household ..once in a month i go for offical tour to.other marrying for 2-3 days,i have asked my wife to.come along with me for tour along with her son,but she never goes with me citing reason that her son studies will get hampered,i told her what if u feel alone at house while i am on tour? then she says she will talk to me over phone in night while she feels alone, then i said u need not feel alone,as our servant will also be there in house,so u need not be scared,then she jokingly said that she hold servant and sleep with him ,if she feels alone,what are chances that she might Bleep him in future..why did she said like that,can she be trusted.what are chances she might Bleep him,i already had more than 5-6 trips after I keep my servant 11 months ago..

For coming out here to explain this write up shows that you weren’t trained at home. Are we your Olori Ebi or what

Uchechi20:
I just created a new account for this post, please i need mature advice. My husband has been so broke for years now, he never ever gets money if we have any emergency for my kids sickness, school fees, etc. He likes hallucinating about how he will be rich by getting one juicy political appointment cause he is into politics. Sometimes he hustles to just get food and it ends there(this does not come often), no basic needs like school fees etc. Before you judge me as not being supportive, i am not employed at the moment but i struggle and hustle the little way i can to assist in the house upkeep. I paid school fees, i even gave him a large some to add to our ongoing project but the money unfortunately didn't complete it.

Now our room window net spoit and there is a big bush just around the window. He is not doing anything about fixing the window net as usual, i didn't nag him. I just closed the windows permanently, but i noticed this morning that he opened the windows through out last night, same as the night before. My two children sleep on the same bed. He had to put us at risk like that just for ventilation sake without considering what could creep into our room.

Please i need serious advice on how to handle this, he collected all my savings to add to the project.
NOTE: He leaves the house everyday to come back very late, cause he still serves this political big guys yet there is nothing to show for it.

It’s done. Reply back ASAP with your digits sweetheart

Hamachi:
pm

Your digits we’ll chat ASAP

Hamachi:
No Ilorin currently and I will be there til december.

Are you in Lagos? I’m single.

Hamachi:

In that case I’m available in patoranking’s voice !

Hamachi:

Are you trying to tell us you want a husband out here on Nairaland ?

Hamachi:
Well, well, well...I have been getting many insults just because I made Known the kind of man I want. So somebody cannot have spec again, this Nigerian men. You are allowed to have spec, but a woman cannot have spec.

As a 10 that I am, some people still don't see me as their spec, because they don't like girls with flesh. Did I berate them for their choice of meat? No, because every mallam with his kettle, right?

Anyways, today being Monday, just before I go about my duties, I have something to say to both men and women. Come on, read to the end, you will find value.

So, my American boo told me yesterday that he wants us to be a power couple like Beyonce and Carter. That thing made my tummy filled with butterflies. I was even contemplating agreeing to do kitchen duties all the days of our lives. Yes, when you see a man who's worth it, you will do it.

This man sees me not as a child bearer or kitchen maid, but someone who can go toe to toe with him on building the kind of family life he wants. I guess, it is sweetest because we are in similar lines of business, even though he is in the U.S where things work and obviously sees more revenue.

But that is not the main gist of this post. The gist is, whether you are a man or a woman, you can build yourself financially, not because you want to be anybody's spec, but because you want to add value to your partner. Like, who would want to live at the mercy of their partner? That's no way to live, whether you are a man or a woman, unless you don't have self-worth.

How can one thrive in a third world country like ours? I have three step blueprint. It helped me, it can help me.

A brief story...

In 2015, I had no money except what I earned from the companies I worked for. The first company was paying me 30k, the second I joined in 2016 paid me 50k. If I remove my data needs, food, clothes, and other miscellaneous, there was nothing left. I was broke and always went back to my parents for handouts. I was a graduate by this time, so I was always ashamed to ask my parents for money. So when I want to ask for money, I would type long text, promising him heaven and earth, just so he doesn't feel bad that I am still asking him for money despite being a graduate and working.

Anyway, in 2016, I found a skill I had, that could be valuable to people and could make me money. I didn't really hit it until 2017 when I followed this 3 step blueprint.

Hey! I am not rich! Don't come and tell me I am forming rich. But I am financially capable. If I marry today, I won't be a liability to anybody.

Now the steps. Whether you went to the University or not, this three steps would work for you.

1. Recognize a need and fill it. Find out what people need and are willing to pay money for. A problem exists that if you solve, you will be paid for it. It might not even be a new problem. It might even be something people are already solving, but no one can do it like you.

2. Get the skill required. When you find the need people would pay you money to solve, get the required skill. That is what sets you apart. I built a business around my writing and digital skills, and made it successful, even though there are many others doing what I do. It is because I have the skill and I invest in polishing that skill and learning as much as I can. You can be successful as an akara seller, if you make the best akara. Only acquiring the skill can make you stand out.

Also, use google and find out the skills that are in top demand. The world is moving towards a technological reliance and soon many jobs will become extinct. AI and robotics is taking over, place yourself strategically.

Cryptocurrency is also a thing now. Learn it and invest. People who invested years ago are millionaires now. My VVIP clients are all bitcoin entrepreneurs.

3. Package it. You might have the skill and be the best, but if you don't package your skill and make it presentable, the clients with the moneybag will not come. I have worked with people that I ordinarily cannot sit at same table with, because I packaged my skill and made it professional enough. While some writers are still doing freelance, I built a company.

With these three steps, you can move yourself up the financial ladder, because at the end of the day, money is important.

Have a fruitful week.

P.S: If you like insult me, I won't be here to see it.

That’s so painful I’ve been feeling same as you

LolaO:
My relationship of 5 years ended in the most heartbreaking way.

He got transferred to Asaba from Lagos and months later just stopped talking to me, no communication, no closure, nothing, just like that.
It’s been 5 months now.

This is someone I had planned my whole life around.

Distance does not make the heart go fonder.

I am so hurt, it hurts.

You’re unserious, if you are in his shoes won’t you do the same just to avoid stories that touches the heart !

NwaAmaikpe2nd:
My fiance to be has threatened to call it quit if i am still stuck to my decision not to allow him disvirgin me before our wedding night.

If you guys will recollect,i open a thread here to this effect.

I love this man so much and i am not ready to loose him but his decision to deflower me before the wedding is bad news.

I don't know if I should call it quit with him before he does or concede to his demand.

I am devastated.

Then what are you doing here on Dating & Sexuality Zone ? You are not happily married I can see that

merit1988:
That's m y area though...I'm married sorry

Na cold go hammer you for mid night then! By the time I put fan for highest come high the AC join. You go know wassup

franchasng:
No guy can dick me using this style, no way!! You must spend a lot to my expectation before I can open for you, if not no way you are gonna see my sexy undies

Make I never hear police siren like this Na next available fence or marathon sure pass! No time to speak phonetics wit these popo

Korllami007:
When people sight Nigeria police and pick race, some idiots will talk say they are doing shady thing that's why they are running.
If people around you are running on sighting police and you think you're innocent so you don't need to run, by the time Nigerian police finish with you ehn, you will start running even if you see boys scout.

Bros so na slay mama you Dey find? Wey sabi do make up and shake yansh up and down. Yeye Dey ooze for your body!

ginaolo:
Hi

I’ve been with a lady for some time now but I’m starting to have doubts about this girl.

My main concern is that she is too reserved and she doesn’t like to do anything that involves people. I come from a big family unit and she’s always avoiding family get togethers, outings, even to meet my friends and socialise with them is a huge problem. We’ve gone out very few times, she’s met my mum and a few friends, but she avoids meeting them most time. I addressed it to her and she claims she has social anxiety but for how long can I continue like this? All she wants to do is be at home. My family are already starting to get the wrong impression of her and they believe she is proud. I know my older sister is not too fond of her because of her quiet nature and I think this will take a toll on us in the future if we get married. I don’t want a wife that cannot do basic things like go out with me to events or represent me well. I don’t want a wife that will be hiding in the house 24/7.

Another thing is that she has some stubborn traits in her. She’s a lovely woman, she’s very kind, compassionate and she motivates me a lot. When she’s around me alone she’s very cool, but when it comes to going out and doing things, she starts acting up. I cannot deal with her shy nature as it’s too much and it’s becoming embarrassing. She’s 24. What do I do please?

Why you too like Bleep like this? Shey Na jollof rice

Ardar:
Where is the hypocrisy here .

It's quite obvious that you seduced her, you wanted it, you asked for it

if you try that shit with me i go drag you for bed and fvck the living hell out of you.

No be small thing

LadyGCrueDKilaB:
My ex bf called 0knm (also a nairalander) couldn't take care of me because I'm a high maintenance bitch so I cheated with mrcork the player who sends me 5 pounds every two weeks To buy suit in this Nigeria place. Pls forgive me.

Are you a lawyer?

alizma:

You think you are wise but you are not. All he needs to do is to pen down the shoprite in his song as shooryt, the fact that they have the same pronunciation doesn't make it your own. Besides, what you have is audio. And I hope you also know that shoprite PLC, shoprite ltd and shoprite are three different things in the eyes of the law. Also, their is what is called implied consent or so. By admitting the audio for use without legal action against Faruk, shoprite had impliedly consented to the use its name by Faruk.

Na so Kongy take Dey do you? Anyway I fit help you.

FAT17:
I wish to have the bouncer number I will be good on bed I can't wait to have his d..k inside me

Yes, you’ll pay custom duty and sometimes NDLEA charges too.

WristFashion:
Please I'm expecting a parcel from FedEx..
i just want to know if I'll have to pay when the Parcel arrives in Nigeria and maybe an estimated amount

Parcel is a Samsung S10
Thanks!

Bros I swear you sabi chop life!

Freemanbobble:
People will always forget
That we work to live
We don't live to work
As you dey try master the huzzle in order to conquer the struggle for both you and your family also make sure say you flex yourself

I don't save too much money for the future that is not certain
Always flex yourself
Drink some beer
Bang the ladies

That is why i love me and my niggarzz
We always use money. Money don't use us
Infact if you dey Benin city today
Dey with me for sapele road by richmoore bar or zafike hotel by aduwawa make we drink enough bottles

Congrats aunty, more Greese to your pussy!

jackals:
My pussy. It has received many dicks in its life time

Oga give am belle no time

Samolaogun:
So I got married to my wife 10 years ago. She was 24 at the time and now we are blessed with 2 kids. My wife has always been one of those self centred all about her looks type of person but I just ignored it and saw the good side of it. After two kids and at 34 my wife still looks very good, I guess that’s one of the perks of marrying young.

But one thing I noticed is that when she was pregnant with our first son all she ever talked about from day one was getting back in shape and losing weight, she was never excited about being a mother or bringing life into the world. Well She’s maintained her shape and when you look at her you will think she’s 25/26. I’m grateful for that however

Now the downside of this is that she gets a lot of Male attention which she entertains and I’m not comfortable with. On her instagram she’s following a lot of males which I’m not comfortable with.

I addressed it to her and she complains I’m being paranoid that they are school friends. When she goes out with her friends she’s always over dressing and looking seductive almost like a single lady looking for toasters.

She’s that over friendly type of woman, always on her phone, likes to do too much shakara and it’s just starting to irritate me. I checked her phone last week and theres one guy that keeps on addressing her as ‘love’. I’ve not addressed it to her yet because I’m waiting to catch her red handed so she will not be able to come up with any flimsy excuse.

One day when her and her friends came to my house to meet up for a birthday party, they all dressed like a bunch of ashewos. The following day we got into a huge argument because I warned her to never try that again.

She is still stubborn and she hasn’t changed. Im fed up of her attitude I’m thinking of separating from this woman before she gives me high blood pressure. She’s not a homely wife at all. All she wanna do is go out, to even attend to the kids effectively is now becoming a problem. I’m tired.

Put your picture make we confirm the yansh and breast abeg no time for long conversation

fatymore:
lol