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Those motherfuckers in the north should stfu. Illiteracy is a deadly disease.

Kcitytv:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/dailypost.ng/2020/01/07/us-vs-iran-nigerias-islamic-supreme-council-reacts-issues-warning/amp/

18,500# or what ? I don’t know how you expect a good response about a plane of more than 6 billion Naira on here....

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Na you people Dey give cab driver Mouth Action na

Jodha:
A twitter user has received several backlash from people after uploading a picture of her can driver trying to finger her.

You make me remember my ex, what a wasteful soul you are! Today D-place tomorrow KFC next tomorrow Tasty Fried Chicken.... you sre extremely senseless aunty wey mumu

Thegeneralqueen:
Cook for man wey neva marry me i dey craz

Accept my condolence

Idaraesit98:
So it is my friend’s picture and news that is everywhere like this..if anyone had told me weeks back that u wud be dead,I wud say it is a lie..I miss so much already favour,I wnt stop calling till u pick the call,I can’t believe all this I m seeing�����������...U were just telling me how ur twin was killed by rituals last year..I pray God gives ur mom and dad the heart to bear this loss..Rest in peace Favoury ������...

You are a slay queen, nothing on your empty head apart from IG, FB and the rest. Nonsense and Tacha!

Preciousgirl:
Hmmmm
I am addicted to my phone
And I hope next year, I will throw away my phone.

Drop yours

Give me your number now! Is it not Bleep that you want

softwerk:
Hello Guys,

I've been thinking of recent and completely wowed by my good luck with hooking celebrities every now and them.

I really feel so blessed, my Instagram keeps me up at night sometimes as late as 2am.

I love hanging out with celebrities unlike other small-small boys that will be checking their account balance before taking you out to choice locations on the island

Another reason I love dating celebrities is the fact that once we get to privacy we both know why we are there.......Its based on fuc%@king tins

Please no need being judgemental......treat me like your sister!

Cc: Seun, Lalasticlala, ishilove

No be small thing, I want one girl for here to pass time with

softwerk:


Mine is my addiction to skin-to-skin!

Na money cause am

kaydonkelving:
I don't know why ladies like calling me "Mr Handsome"
I don't think I am handsome or what do you think?

Shey you bleach ? Why you come resemble maga like this

Jeweltz:
Good afternoon my fellow women,

This is going to be a long Post

Kindly be reminded that I don't need insultive commentaries as I'm already hurt by the narratives I'm about to share . I only need an advise. Google search lead me to this website few hours ago.

I have been into many relationship in the past with guys that their behaviour and way of life are nothing to write home about. The last straw that had the camel's back was the one that made me gave up on men to focus solely on my career. I was disvirgined at the age of 22 by a guy who I gave 100% love to.

It happened;

Sometimes around last year, a friend of mine was having her birthday. She was a colleague from work. I work in an audit firm in Lagos, VI( identity witheld). I didn't plan to spend the night there, but as it happened to be on a Saturday, I didn't have any objection when she asked me to spend the night in her place.

About 7pm in the evening, we decided to go out and chill which will be funded by her boyfriend. It was there I met this guy, which was a friend of the said boyfriend. Talks run into talks, he seemed like a perfect match for me and I was already getting used to him. I liked him.

Few days after,he asked me out which I found nice and cool.

Later, I got to know he has no job and has been into some side hustling all the while. I had no problem with this.

Months later , he started requesting money from me which he claimed went into settling some debts. There was a time I collected salary, said he needed 130k, it was so hard but I had to give him. All that I wanted is his happiness as he claimed he needed money for some hustles.

To cut the story short;

He told me his Love for Virgin girl and how he can Never marry a girl that's not a virgin. I asked him what if I'm not a virgin, he responded in the negative and I started getting nervous about us. I knew I'm not a virgin but ..........

He has been pestering me for sex, which I understand it's not a big deal. But the conversation we had about virginity has been making me scared of losing him. What if he dump after sex Just because I'm not a virgin. My mistake was that I had lied that I am Virgin. Didn't know why I had to .

I have resist all his attempts to have sex with me. Few days ago, I saw his chat with a girl which he's been going out. He had sex with her. I confronted him and he denied. This has make him to be ignoring me. He's not picking my calls, barely reply my text and if he ever, it's only one word and boring. But anytime he needs money from me, he call me.

Last week, he told me he needed money but I refused him. He started cursing me on the phone and vow to call it quit with me. he's still yet to respond to all my pleas.

Ladies in the house, what have I done wrong??

I have been following your threads on here, you complain a lot. Anyways you guys have 4 kids already so face it marriage has ups and downs. It rains everywhere madam

wendypenny:
Good morning house. Please advice me. OK so, this Christmas my husband didn't give me a dime, not one naira, he went shopping for groceries by himself and kept at home, on the 14th I told him I needed to make my hair, he said he will give me the money the next day, I waited and finally made my hair myself. I can't remember the year I got a gift from him, we have four kids, the annoying part of it is he didn't buy a piece of cloth for the kids, I begged him to at least take them out but he refused. He sent money to people to look good, thing is I know where he keeps his money but I can't dare touch it, I lost it yesterday and told him if he didn't have I will understand but he is just showing me wickedness. I told him I was tired of the marriage I am stressing too much, everything I own I got them myself. Its like I am just a baby making machine and house help / cook. All my clothes are bad, old yet he is not bothered.

You are a slay queen, social media is one of your problem....as I Dey look you you go like to do make up come Dey shake that small yansh up and down

Preciousgirl:
My husband has destroyed my smart phone after I decided not to delete Facebook and all social media. To add insult to injury, he has bought for me a very cheap phone which cannot browse. I have bought myself a new phone secretly. I am not happy in this marriage. Many things are going on in my mind, please I need mature advice

Na village you Dey live

Ladycewhy:
We have not had light for three days now,i will assume they have started strike here.

Surprise dick

GODWINLOWSKI:
A Female Friend Of Mine Who I've Known For Over 10 Years, Due To Our Closeness During Primary/Secondary School Days. She Stays In Poland For Now With A Member Of Her Family, Sent Me A Message Yesterday Telling Me She'll Return For Xmas Holiday And My Place Is One Of The Places She Will Visit, But She'll Love A Suprise When She Comes.
Which One Is Suprise? I'm Caught Between Numerous Ideas

Enter set, twosome is allowed!

mhizdebbygold:
I need your candid advice on this pls.


My friend and her boyfriend are currently going through some rough patch in their relationship. She doesn't like sex, she hardly have the urge and even when she's having sex she feels so much pain. She hardly feels anything during sex, hardly gets wet and her boyfriend has a high libido and can run marathon for hours if given the opportunity.

Is there anything you could suggest for them

How much you go pay

kaykay100:
My husband of 10 years says I have low standards... So now I am looking for a Billionaire. Pound sterling Billionaire oooo , nothing less .. I be graduate, a business woman and can triple your money.

Here I am thinking I am a humble wife but someone sees it as low standards.I believe in working hard and spending hard too.But I also strongly believe in spending within your means. Some guys believe you spend all you have when you have and not care when the next meal will come from.

I grew in a good home,I could afford to buy anything I want to buy.But I am not really a spender,my mum use to force me to buy stuffs when I was a teen. She will give me money and say just go and buy anything. If I had kept friends,they would have used me. I am just humble like that, I appreciate anything you give me. I only complain ,when it is tough and try to find ways out. But my ways are seen as low standards.

Abeg, please tell me how to upgrade my standard.....

Another unwanted pregnancy loading 10%

Naijmobile:
A pretty  Nigerian lady   with the twitter handle P_girl goldie has attracted attention on social media after revealing  her bizarre intentions for Wizkid.

The young lady who seem not to care about the backlash that will follow, took to her Twitter page to declare that she just wants to “f*ck” the singer.

Well, It's Christmas season: a season of love and giving - you never can tell, Wizzy might just make her wish come true.

Lalasticlala

Source:

https://naijmobile.com/wizkid-just-want-fuk-nigerian-lady/

When you have a taste of the dick you will want more. You are still a learner

doraozuruonye:
In the world today many are carrying sex on their head, some will even go as far as sleeping with hundred's of men or women, why the world have made sex as a second food that nourishes the body as many claims and there are those who don't even care about those things, i hate some things but the one i hate most is to see men's sexual organ it irritates me more than any other thing in world, not to talk of coming close to touch me with it, left for me i have no reason why i should have sex with a man if not for child birth.

Your pussy is the source of your problem, you have no shame

Yummymummy07:
I Am a single mum of 1 daughter. She is 4 years old. I came from a family of 4 children 3 girls and a boy and me the last born 24 years. Our parents separated when I was 9 so we stayed with our dad who later got sick paralysed from one side. Due to illnesss he didn’t have any strength controlling us and our eldest sister was like our mother but she was busy too with school and working because we were very poor.

When I was 13 she introduced her boyfriend to us, he was so nice to us and he became like our first brother he will buy me and my immediate sister clothes and take us out and me I had a great bond with him just like brother and sister and his place was just 5 mins walk to my school and that day I finish school and went to greeted him and he was watching telly inside when he served me drink and food I ate and told him I had to go home he said to me not to worry that he will drop me that was how he slept with me and it was my first time since I had friends who had already had sex and when they were telling me how sweet it is and they felt like big girls it used to makes me jealous and I wanted to try too so I didn’t felt bad that I slept with him and to me it wasn’t rape. I went home all excited even next day at school I told my friends that I had sex but didn’t tell them it was with my sister boyfriend so we continued having sex behind my sister back and he will buy me gifts he even bought me a phone my first phone ever.

They got married when I was 17 and I did abortion for him a month before the wedding then another one at 19 years and the third one was my daughter I refuse abortion and I had her at 20 years and we still sleeping together and I had 2 more abortions for him.

Now I’m pregnant again almost 5 months and he wants me to do abortion I said no because the fourth one nearly killed me he said i should keep the baby and give her to my sister since she haven’t conceived since they got married 7 years now and I have told him it’s okay but I want to stop the relationship and moved on with my life and I’m not sure if the baby belongs to him because when my immediate sister who got married 3 years ago had her first child early this year and I went helping her and I have slept with her husband 4 times so am not sure if the baby belongs to elder sister husband or immediate sister.

I’m in a big dilemma but the biggest problem is elder sister husband doesn’t want to end the relationship with me he beats me twice just because I stopped picking his calls and he is threatening killing me, our daughter and himself. I don’t want him anymore , I want to give my life to Christ and relocate far away from both my sisters and I won’t tell any of them the secrets.

Please I need your sincere advice and no insult I beg you in the name of God.

My man no kill yourself buy Love Machine for her, or buy ponkiriyin and soboton put for house Dey take am one shot for morning she go start to complain say you want kill am soon

fetrillion:
Hello everyone,I'm a married man to a wonderful partner.Our sexual life is cool n perfect.
I was initially sexually inactive before I got wedded but I'm now perfectly active just immediately after my wedding (I still can't understand d sudden change of my system)from 5secs to almost 17-25min
The problem:My wife complains jokingly dat after the first round,I hadly go for the second n this is simply because I get so tired after the first round..so I made her to understand that my first round (25mins) is another man 3rd round...is this assertion correct?..I stand corrected pls.

A wise man once said nothing! Argue with your ancestors

maryjames9:
Mr Mike Tyson. How many slaps you dey give your own wife and sisters and mother? You sounded like you are very experienced at beating up women. Bravo Hulk Hugan.

Na family issue

CastedAyo:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/19-fulani-herdsmen-killed-in-gunfight-with-boko-haram-terrorists/amp/

https://mobile.twitter.com/realFFK/status/1206292488270553089

One slap Pere she don call family
Meeting untop your head her mama Dey spoil am sha she sef fit no Dey husband house so wetin you expect from a useless mother in-law

Ekene161829:
I did something I really regret. My wife and I have an amazing marriage, 2 years of marriage and we are blessed with a 7-month-old baby girl.

She is 28 and I almost 33. Last Saturday I got invited to go out by some of my work friends , I got home late 2am, so madam wasn't happy. She was yelling at me, throwing hands and screaming at me. I ignored her and left the room to the living room but she followed me and I asked her to leave me alone but she kept going which made me angry.

I took the back of my hand and gave her a slap on the mouth. She cried out and held her face and started crying and her lips was bleeding. I didn't intentionally hurt her, I just wanted to calm her down since ignoring her was not working. I said sorry, and I was literally on my knees begging her. I tried to hold her but she refused.
The rest of the night was me repeating apology or i didn't mean to hurt you. She ignored me . She went into our room and locked the door.

She was in there for a long time and the next morning, her mother and older brother was at the house and she came out of the room with her and our baby stuff and she said she was leaving me for good. I told her how sorry I was but her mother told me to get out of their faces and they left the house.

I feel so ashamed and I've never done anything like this before and I never thought I would. I don't want to loose my wife and baby. I need both of them back. Should I attempt to contact her?

What do I do?

Bros you fall my hand with that point wey you prove

Ekeletu:
Wanted to prove a point. The day we broke up I told her no man would ever spent on her the way I do.

Give me ur number

AnalQueenluci:
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OKay!.










My skirts are down! Wats next

Anal queen how about we try some anal Fvck

AnalQueenluci:
Opinions of proteinologist needed aptly
Because we(mature foresight ladies) all know how young ladies who practice sex at a very young age grows what dosent seem to grow allover their body because of high proteinous nature of cums ,
Me for an example I felt depressed( I see myself as an old woman)growing large breast when at age 13-14 or so because I started so early in sxx life ,

So taking it from oral or puxxy which one nourishes a lady"s body the more?


Funmisticqueen lefulefu Amaratasha wat says u doctors abi para-doctors n nurse

Na survey work fit you

Ayomide11111:
I visited ashawo joint wey dey aduwawa road today oo.
My people no be small thing oo. As i entered the street
Like this:: na hin my body dey do wuruwuru, from there
I know say i don enter babylon.
A few trek like this...chaii come and see ukwu lining up
For cassava.
As i dey go i dey do like say i miss road,� turn around
And turn around again as if i lost my T-fare.
But he get something wey dem dey say wey me no know
How to reply them. As i dey go dem dey say HW FAR NOW?
But me no know what to reply... Abeg wetin be the reply
If i go next time......because as my cassava go na hin he come

Una no go kill person oo

Ladyhippolyta88:
Reply- Hi, I be brolosho

Stupid thread

Na wa oo, the other guy wey Dey kill inside hotel case never die another one Dey happen girls make una waka jeje !

stephenduru:
A lady was allegedly butchered in Abuja by unknown people. Ronald who shared the horrific photos said anybody who knows the deceased should come to Asokoro District Hospital mortuary. Below is what he wrote....

'Ooh my God wanders shall never end this girl was murdered and butchered at Durumi by unknown identity. If you know her come to Asokoro District Hospital's motuary'.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=499390590669444&id=100017955218399

Lol unserious something

maynation:
What made you think I am?