₦airaland Forum

denigma2: Was this photoshopped

the picture u see is d welcoming reception, the closed door meeting took place later without sherif, snapping of pictures are not allowed in closer door security meetings. All these anti Gej guy are so dumb and irritating.

Emmalot121: I have asked this question and I will ask it again do the catholic belief Jesus is the child of Mary or Mary is the child of Jesus,if its the former,then its too bad.I also belief Mary is not as holy as to give birth to the one as Holy as the son of God,I would only tag her as the luckiest of women.

is dat d size of ur penisss?

Sweetlemon: When non-sentimental people like me criticize Jonathan, they say we are too tough, we are not patriotic we are this and that.

Can anyone explain why a good number of Jonathan's aides/political allies have one corruption charge or the other attached to their names?

have asked urself why d National Assembly and senate approve their appointments? lemme educate u a little, all appointments are shared between all states in d federation and each state nominates who takes thier slot through their own local politics.
My advice for u is to try and suppress d urge to blame Jonathan for every single problem in Nigeria. It irritates me to hear educated pple make such dirty mistakes. Pls grow up

gidjah: WHERE DEM come dey run to na?them want to increase our trouble abi?pls send trained police dogs after them,they must come back and get quarrantined plshelp us to help your self

na Yoruba people, dem too dey fear

First to comment. My God has put my enemies dat say i will never be a FTC to shame. Pls brothers and sister don't give up, keep trying one day favour will shine on u and u will be a FTC. Many pple has lost their Mbs, credit, recharge cards, time even their lives in trying to achieve this rare feat. But I am so grateful to the gods of my forefathers and of our village for I only used 3mb to achieve this. This is an indication dat I will make it in life. In other to mark this occasion I will be throwing a party in sambisa games reserve today. I don't have to tell u dat we have over 200 babes there. Wat else can I write? Ok mr seun tank u. Mr op wen u get well come and join the party cos I can see that ur sister's death has affected ur brain. May sango strike anybody dat quote me to say rubbish

[quote author=lakpalakpa]South-South and South-East have the worst set of Governors yet we hear nothing of their misrule as all eyes are on Lagos..
They don't depend on government for survival. Unlike d rest. These people are self sufficient u like us

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megabyte2: Rubbish mother and daughter fighting over a man

trust asaba women, dats their trademark. The common one is sisters fighting dirty over a guy.

slydog: Hello Sparkyy, am single and ready to mingle, love your pic and already in love withchu.
Not claiming to be holy fire brand, just a young man tryna put God first.
Am based in PH, let's get to know each other :25BD10E9 you can add me, I'll pm u.

where will u keep ur wife and four children just incase sparkyy agrees to be ur sex partner?

akitijackson: I'm born again....infact I dnt wear anytin short, nd jeans...nd I'm single oooo! ;DI'm born again....infact I dnt wear anytin short, nd jeans...nd I'm single oooo!

pretty lets colabo I speak in tongues and I am handsome

Rubbish lies

SOUNDKING: U may not believe in lagos blast until skuls start rolling they just tested d microphone, then if no one complained of noise pollution, then comes the real party...arms fold.@observation point.

i can authoritatively tell u dat boko haram can never infiltrate the south of Nigeria. They will never find sympathisers as they do in the north. They may achieve one or two bombings but dat will be d end. Just watch and see. U will soon appreciate the value of education

Dhelake: God punish you for calling Ota a Village, Even Nairaland operates from that village

bro he is right now, ota is a village now

Ilekere:

I won't comment until Boko haram comments

omisore planted d bomb to prepare d platform for flooding of osun state with d military during d guber polls. I have commented, hope u can talk nw?

Yes dats who we are, thank you, u just made my day

Databundle: Boko Are Rams.......

[color=#990000][/color]Inside Latter Rain, Pastor Tunde Bakare praying for peace, stability and unity of Nigeria in 2014….that our nation gets capable leaders…”
If we follow our dear pastor's footstep, d above prayers will never come to pass. I know how adeboye, oyedepo and tb joshua will react if in d same shoe. Our dear pastor needs d gift of maturity.

;DU no go kill me with laugh

But if buhari sends him a cow, he will collect. I stopped listening to his preaching dat u used to love so much wen i realised dat he has stopped preaching d goodnews but now preaches bitterness and hatred. He has nw become a toy in d hands of polititians. I think he is very confused nw. Pls lets pray for our dear pastor

docconcepts.com:
Great respond from Tunde Bakare

I know ur church, its redeem dats how they behave. Its this kind of behaviour dat makes the title pastor sound like a derogatory title.

specialguest: For clarification purpose my pastor and his wife are from the east, I am a northerner and the church I attend is a popular church with branches all over Nigeria however my parish is in Abuja. That said, thank you all for your contributions.
I created this thread yesterday because I wanted to find out if I was wrong by referring to a pastor as pastor-his name, however after going through most of the replies on this thread, it is safe to conclude that it is not compulsory to address our pastors as daddy and mummy. Bearing that in mind, I went to church today, sat on the front row, sang my heart out without allowing yesterday"s drama to interfere with my worship.
I really do feel a lot better now and I pray God puts a sense of Humility in our spiritual leaders, may they walk in the footsteps our Lord and Saviour Jesus christ. Amen

onila: Teamvirgin#

i will disvirgin all of u one by one. Try me by giving me ur contacts

Pastor Olu T: This is the problem with all we want definition for everything, and anything that dont fit or fit into the concept our little mind created is taken or discarded as the case maybe.

Do not be deceived God cant be mocked, for whatever a man sows that he shall reap. If you sow to the flesh, u shall of the flesh reap corruption, and if you sow to the spirit u shall of the spirit reap life everlasting!

pls answer this question sincerly,remember u are xtian so dont lie, have u fornicated before? And are u a virgin? U can ignore if it is too difficult for u to answer

anibi9674: Broad way preachers. Looking 4 who 2 take 2 hell. Any man who listen or follow after dis broad way message is doomed 4 eternity unless he or she repents. All of u who said u were once against female wearing trousers bt nw hv discovered ur so called truth u jus allowed d devil 2 rob u of ur salvation. When d devil önce 2 appear as a xtian sis does he appear as a sis wearing trouser ?

devil don appear to u before? Ok tell us wetin him wear wen he appeared. Moonkeeyy like u

Why is dis on fp? Mr. Seun why? Becareful if not..

For u to tink dat u are the first to comment when are 25th u desearve to be given 25 lashes of koboko and taken to a river for a special bath dat will clear ur head and ur eyes.

dj Skukie: If he finally becomes d winner @d end. Goodluck 2 him. Hope is free nd fair sha koz APC re rumbling abt disenfranchise. 1st 2 comment, am glad 4 d 1st tym

The refree

Gnld means golden neo-life diamond. Its a multilevel marketing company, they sell food supliment. Recently they advertise various fake vacancies wen applicants come for the interview they will tell u there is no job just a means to gather people to tell them abt their product. And u should pay 8000 to register. It is the most annoying joke that u can crack with a job seeker

AncientJerk: plz dis is an online forum k? we're not all in nigeria...can't someone be sensitive enough to type out the full name?? what is GNLD for crying out loud!!!!!!!!!!!!! and its on the frontpage o!!!!!!! y r u people like dis?

I am just praying that devil will punish those evil people called gnld, and I promise to kill one of their agent before dis year runs out. If u know dis is ur number-08061316693 expect ur death soon.

Funny, 90% of guys condeming these girls have slept with dem,90% of girl conderming are pakaged runs girls. If u have more dan one boyfriend u, dats runs nw.its hard for a girl to live in abj without parental support even when they are working so if they decide to have two or more maga to foot their bills, its no one's biz. Everybody is entitled to solve their financial problems d way dat suits dem as long as dey don't put a gun on ur head to patronise dem.

Funny, 90% of guys condeming these girls have slept with demand 90% of girl conderming are pakaged runs girls. If u have more dan one boyfriend u, dats runs nw.its hard for a girl to live in abj without parental support even when they are working so if they decide to have two or more maga to foot their bills, its no one's biz. Everybody is entitled to solve their financial problems d way dat suits dem as long as dey don't put a gun on ur head to patronise dem.

All nairalanders: jobless, half mental, smoke igbo, laughing to urself wen no one is talking to u. And lastly have internet connection

Just wandering where jesus bought his pants and boots from. The last time we heard of him, he was wearing a robe and sandals. Maybe he bought it before going to heaven sha