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beedam:
I'm not selling my daughter blah...blah... blah .
Alert don enter......Godwin. Enjoy your 5million ooo

I'm not giving her because she offered 5m but because she's shown the highest interest in my LO

beedam:
Justcurious wants to kill somebody @bolade005

She wants to kill me o. What I do?

JustCurious:
Good to read from you. You are appreciated. We can't wait to rejoice with you and othersss! It's a new year, already.

Congrats to new mommas. Happy bumping to wagacious belleful mums. To ATC, you are next in line for God's favour..

By the way, It seems this year is for twins. It's absolutely amazing to reading updates of mamas who are pregnant with twins! Chai. I wish it was 'distributed' during our 'tenure' you all got to pay double registration fee!!! In Pound Sterling, self, not Dollar. And, No I'm not jealous... Huge Congratulations to y'all. I love twins...but the fear of 'pushing' two times is the beginning of wisdom.

Tyconcepts, best wishes to mama. Our thoughts and prayers are with her.

Bolade005, Congrats to you and your wife. Wishing you just 2more girls, then boy..

LOL Madam Justcurious fear God na haba. I trust my God to bless me with twins next. Two boys and we're done

tyconcepts:
Sucking is her right so let her exercise it by all means.

Which one is FFO again o?

FFO- For Food Only. The way she's going, our next baby might not see any milk to suck. (I'm kidding)

missmalachi:
Senior beedam ,so right in our face u are toastin another babe for our husband, thank God lbk n proudy are still der.hence forth u are disqualified from contending for princess kash.
@zaynie no gv beedam our atinuke oooo cos the bobo lik woman.
@ bolade005 , just because our princess has dimple doesn't mean she can come n collect our suitor oooò.

Lol no Ma'am, I'm looking for single and searching princes not the hooked up ones.

beedam:
Every Thursday by 8pm we upload the pictures of our LO and we remove them by 9pm(african time dey happen many times sha o)

And NO, I don't want your daughter. I already found a beautiful wife for him.

Lol okay then. I'm giving my daughter to Mrs Rukemi's son

beedam:
Thank God for this. Make sure you snap a lot of pictures to show us on Thursday o.

My baby boy gets dimple, six pack, handsome, not bald headed, smiles alot, and will surely be a man after ever lady heart but we are not looking for wife . We already found one!

What's happening on Thursday Ma?.

Your boy's CV is okay but why are you telling me if you're not looking for a wife for him?. Just say the truth, you'd like my daughter for your son shey?

DW and LO are home now and I can't stop staring at her. Even my older kid that's just 18months is super excited. I think she likes the idea of being called big sister. I could see the joy in her eyes when we gave her the baby to carry (I was holding the baby with her o).


Everyone is saying my wife won me twice and I'm telling them I'm winning the next. It will be twins next. Two boys

tyconcepts:
* Igb400

* Favoredgal

* Oritsenaye

* Tchiwinnie

Congrats on the arrival of your LOs. May they be a blessing to you, your family and their generation.


* Twingirls....I wish you double even triple for your loss. Be happy


* Bolade005 (Plz drag DW here too, she would like it...Congrats on the arrival of your princess), 5H4D3 (Follow your Dr's advice to the letter and you would be good to term), Vannywealth (Iya ibeji, you will carry to term in good health), Lilylurv, Hydee22 and Myselfonly (You are just like me in preggie, no single MS nor fever of any kind, no spitting & vomiting just protruded tummy) .....Welcome and may your stay be fruitful and laughter filled. Hope you haff paid your dues to Zaynie? That sisi ain't joking with the dues


* Ozycy....Dream on girlie You dey look for uninterrupted sleep @ 3months. "Sweet mother I no go forget you" was sang in respect to vigilantee

* Senior Beedam.....Hope your boy is stronger now? How borri?

* Rashme....How's your dad now? Hope he is better?

* Moonert....Thank God for the safe release of your sis. #Never again.

* Apple19....How are you? Tell me you and LO are kicking well.

* Kemesty.....There shall not be a repeat of your loss. Its well.

* That's how Rukemi291 carry 5M to go and bribe Bolade005 but he told her he ain't selling Take your 5M to Zaynie and she will give you Atinuke and jara (Speeds off before them tear my kpata)

* Mumtwins....Iya ibeji, well done and carry to term. Una get muscle

* Mspat.....How borri. Hope the ibeji dey play karaoke and throw flip flops? In fact dem go add makosa to the ministry and I wee be clapping for them. #Team mummy must not be dull


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Mehnnnnnn.....See encyclopedia Had to type all I can in a post jare before Mofe wake up and show my boobies how to be loyal.

Thanks Madam Ty. DW will be here soon. Our new arrival sucks like every minutes. She's FFO. When DW gets time she will be here to write BS.

BritneyStacy:
Please don't ever let anyone feel you are an inferior father for having 2girls.! Be proud of them! Send to good schools and be their good friend! Watch them make you proud tomorrow! Like I always say, dangote has only daughters, 3 of them! But 3 quality daughters!

Oh Ma'am, I appreciate this. Thing is, I'm too enlightened to be bothered about stuffs like that. I love my girls and I'm going to give them nothing but the best. Why should I be bothered when I know I'm SOLELY responsible for the gender of a child.

My girls rock

beedam:
May she have a successful delivery.
Men are welcomed here o. Let me call on your mates to welcome you officially

Sammieone and prouddad38, come see another baba omo for here o.

Oh thanks Ma. Yh prouddad actually inspired me and you women are amazing.

beedam:
Same here o. My own mouth still dey opened sef.

See your mouth, you want that kind body Abi? Oya bring 20k for consultation fee. I be bolade005 P.A

Lol thief. I am my P.A

beedam:
Yinmu, like say you no like money!

Lol Ma'am, I no like money o abi u wan up the offer.

lioha:
The fear of Buhari and Dss is the beginning of. ........................

Lol, you "catch" me.

Rukemi291:
Ahh. Sure I didn't hear. Because of that, hers is doubled.... Account number nko? **don't forget the money is from Dasuki oooo*** Oya pass me the form.

Don't worry oga Bolade005, we are grooming wonderful men.... highly intelligent, brilliant, smart, neat to the core, handsome (might not have dimples o), athletic, hardworking, very homely, can pound his yam himself (wouldn't turn his wife into a yam pounder) and of course knows how to take care of a loving woman...

Please, you can come for my daughter anytime. You have pass

zaynie:
Congrats Bolade500, may your daughters alway bring you joy and pride. Amin

Na so you no pay due till wifey drop bah?
I am sure you will be back in 6 months time to announce another bfp

Amen Ma.

Nobody asked me for dues na. No worry I go pay due for the next one probably in 4years. Wify wants us to have another but left to me I'm okay with these two beautiful girls in my life.

Thanks again, Ma and hey, your daughter is my wife's namesake so you're paying for that name.

hotmum:
Wow i love dimples. am grooming my son to be a wonderful husband

Groom him well. I love a well-mannered, well-bred man. Let me know once you're through with the grooming.

Rukemi291:
Ahh. Mr. Bolade005. Congratulations sir. My two-year old man is at the front row of the queue o. Just for accepting us, pls send us baby's account number Let's wire 5M (part of the money Dasuki gave his Dad)

Congrats again. #Train a girl child and train a nation# Baby will be a great girl by the Grace of God.

maureensylva.... team yellow.... I actually wanted a girl but the thought of making her hair every week, turning the whole house pink, teaching her how to use the make-up I'm not so good at doing.....scares me a little....

and for a boy, my son is showing me wwwenn. I'm sure a daughter will be more easy to handle..... So I don't know what I really want....I won't check the sex until baby is born...let dh's chromosome judge..

5M for my daughter?, Awww you're far too generous but I'm not selling my daughter. I'm giving your son for free once he's cute and man enough to shoulder my daughter's responsibilities and I assure you it won't be much.

Thanks Ma.

juliebest:
Congrats bolade, kisses to your wife n princess. Don't worry you'll get a boy next.

I want two boys . Thanks Ma

nice14:
Congrats may she be a source of joy for your household

I remember u said she had pre e during her 1st preg
Pls hope u don't mind me asking

What did she do differently in d 2nd

Abeg nor ignore
Thanks

Nah I don't mind atall Ma.

Actually she didn't do anything different this time around. Like I said we didn't even know she was pregnant until she was 27weeks or 28 weeks gone not sure now. And immediately we knew, she registered for ante-natal and I got a special doctor checking her out every two weeks. We were scared she might have to birth through CS but she did have a vagin*l birth.

Mrs Nice, she didn't do anything but rest, a lot of it and we did try to manage her BP.

You had pre-eclampsia once or u going through it right now?

hotmum:
Congrats. Tell wifey to come n share birth story. Abi will u do the sharing

Thanks Ma. She will come in and share later.

My daughter has dimples. If you have a cute son, I'm offering you the chance to be number one Ma.

Fabmummy:
Congrats to you and your wife, may ur children be blessings to their generation

Amen. Thanks Ma

lioha:
Ahhhhh so na labour the disturb her yesterday. congratulations

Na Labour o my sister. Thanks

rezzy:
@5H4D3,

You are so funny.

@bolade005, congratulations. It's God's blessings. The next will be twins boys.

@maureenslyvia
#team blue

Oh rezzy, I claim it Ma. Thanks

Hey beautiful Mamas,

DW gave birth to a beautiful baby girl this morning. She's the definition of cute. .

To mamas waiting to drop this month, I wish y'all a safe delivery.

It's a beautiful Monday.

Zuriela:
Yes. My friend was preg with a baby boy, scan kept telling her baby girl. Shopped for baby girl only for us to see fine yellow boy on delivery day. She re shopped for baby boy

I wish for such a miracle too but didn't happen. DW gave me another beautiful baby girl this morning. It's a beautiful day Ma'am.

Rukemi291:
God is great sha. I think goldmine has more experience about scans.Regards to DW.

Temismith abi na meat.... .. pirate of the Caribbean.

Thanks Ma'am.

Rukemi291:
#my opened mouth cannot close#

Subhanalillahi. This is one of the very rare wonders of nature. The ways of God are so mysterious. Wow. Abeg oga, come and share with us na..... what special thing does madam eat na? Abi special prayer sef. I sincerely would love that kind of body o

Very rare wonders of nature indeed. Before we named our daughter sef, people already gave her a name, Iyanuoluwa. A whole lot of people that saw her before delivery didn't believe when we broke the news to them.

Ma'am, I'm not sure dw did anything or eat anything special cos we weren't even married yet when she delivered the baby so it's not something we planned for, it just happened. I think it's a blessing from God.

Don't worry ma'am, your next pregnancy could just be the same story.

Please, has scan ever been wrong before?, like being told the baby is a boy and then deliver a girl?. Scan said dw is carrying a girl this time too but I wish for a brother for my daughter.

Rukemi291:
Yes it's very normal Mr. Bolade005. Baby's weight on her pelvis. She's very close to delivery. The advise I got in my time to ease the strain was that whenever I was lying down on my back and I wanted to get up, I should turn to the side first then get up like that...

Thanks Ma, atleast I can tell her to relax now.

DW is really feeling this pregnancy. It was different with our first. She didn't even know she was pregnant until she was 32weeks and 2days gone. She was seeing her red devil normally, tummy didn't protrude, no signs atall only that at a point her face and legs got swollen. It was the swollen face she went to see a doctor for when she got the shocker that she was pregnant and that she had pre-eclampsia and then two weeks after, at just 34weeks she had the baby through CS. A healthy baby girl.

This pregnancy again, will u believe me if I tell you we knew at almost 7months?. Her friends are all praying for her kind of body.

Thanks again Ma for assuring me she's fine. I know I will definitely get answers here.

lovinam:
Very normal. It has to do with baby's position. Tell her to relax, she is almost there.

Oh thank God it's nothing serious. Thanks Ma

Funny but silly in its entirety.

curve:
@Bolade005, you are welcome to this wonderful thread. Abeg bring Madam along with you.

Hahaha no wahala Madam Curve, i'll bring her. Thanks Ma.