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Family / Re: Please Read!!... Just Incase You Know Where To Find Prof. Wole Soyinka by Bolade005: 9:18pm On Apr 20, 2017
Misswang001:
You must not comment on things you know nothing about, so you don't end up looking silly.
Why don't you table your facts instead of just ranting ugh?
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Bolade005: 7:36am On Dec 10, 2016
iomoge2:
grin grin grin
Omo Yaraba ni mi o.... swagger.

Nice one. Your husband is a lucky man.

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Music/Radio / Re: What Is Your Favorite 2face Idibia's Song? by Bolade005: 9:23am On Nov 17, 2016
African Queen. Outside and Rain drops. Unfortunately, many people don't know the "Outside". Very beautiful love song.

Most 2face songs are evergreen songs. He is Africa's undisputed number one.

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Celebrities / Re: Cossy Orjiakor And Roman Goddess Compare Massive Boobs. See Who Wins(video, Pic) by Bolade005: 12:48pm On Nov 12, 2016
Let her enjoy this moment. I'd love to see her though in 30years time and see if she'd still be in this sexy shape.

I must admit though, She's all shades of HOT.
Health / Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by Bolade005: 5:56pm On Nov 10, 2016
kidco:
Three people ordered solo last week
two more are intrusted
Will have to ask them if they can add yours
they are into retail so chance of adding 30 to their 200 books might not be problematic
Will get in touch and revert
thanks
How do you sell your books? I'm interested

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Bolade005: 10:34pm On Oct 26, 2016
zaynie:
This is to officially thank everyone that said a prayer and wished us well.
We really appreciate the love. smiley
I'm sorry if I didn't reply your mention, it must have gotten lost.... kiss kiss kiss





Congrats to PrincessKF, May your child always make you happy and proud. Amin.
So I owe you a gift for giving Atinuke a birthday mate.
Mydreams25, where you at? Happy Belated Birthday to you. This one you didn't even pop in to say Hbd to Atinuke... please enter house o.
There's another birthday mate mama on this thread, I don forget.... abeg show o.
One daddy said his wife shares the same date with Atinuke.... is it Bolade005? Please show o.


No Ma, just namesake.

Happy birthday to your little girl. I wish for her more of Allah's Rahma and Sekinah.

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Food / Re: PHOTO: Oyo Set To Host Amala Fiesta by Bolade005: 7:36pm On Oct 26, 2016
Make I hear say I no show for there.
Family / Re: A Frustrated Woman by Bolade005: 4:55pm On Oct 25, 2016
If only you can be patient, things will get better between you two but before then, don't push or coerce him into anything.

Take him off your mind and start living life again. Give it time, time reveals.
Health / Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by Bolade005: 4:42pm On Oct 25, 2016
Onegai:


But is he getting laid regularly?

See, all men think women are hardworking creatures who were trained from birth to not only wash clothes, clean the house and cook, but to do all of that HAPPILY. In their minds, they think you are complaining because you want to make them feel guilty. They have been told all their lives that nothing makes a woman happier than to spend her entire day chasing her babies and scrubbing the pots till they shine and spending their nights loving him till he screams.

So show him you are tired: if the house is dirty, let it be dirty. If dinner is late, let it be late, infact tell him "honey I'm planning on having a headache next week saturday so no show". If he threatens to cheat, laugh and ask him if he really wants to be wasting money in this era of Change. With time, he will realise you're a human and help out. When he does, reward him in bed.
Ma, this is funny.

If she's married to a man like me, believe me, this won't work. I'm not lazy but when it comes to domestic chores, I'm not just cut out for it.

Bed is not laid, I will sleep for chair even rug na. Kitchen is dirty? Is it my kitchen? Late dinner? No problem as long as there is something to munch on inside fridge. Some guys don't care if the house itself is upside down.

Only prayer can change us.

dexterush:

Hmm its like we married the same hubby,and he Neva keeps his stuff well,always Annie where is my this, Annie where is my that.... And I always tell him to look for it inside me kidney. The matter tire me,so I do what I can and leave the rest,I can't kill myself biko
Your man is my nigga. Sorry ma, just take it easy on yourself. It is well.

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Bolade005: 8:30pm On Oct 24, 2016
iomoge2:
Zoey is here!!!! Yippee! She made her entrance at 11ish baby mother, father, well wishers, all doing fine
Congrats ma'am.

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Health / Re: Testimonies Of A 100% Herbal Tea That Cures Premature Expulsion and E.D by Bolade005: 9:03pm On Sep 25, 2016
Flexherbal:
Your health is your wealth, stay healthy !
A wrap is 400naira? How many wraps are needed for a full/complete treatment? Can you send to Abk?

Drop your number.

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Health / Re: Total Cure for Erectile Dysfunction and Premature expulsion by Bolade005: 8:55pm On Sep 25, 2016
How much do they go for?
Pets / Re: Any Puppy/dog For Adoption/giveaway Or For Sale @ Giveaway Price by Bolade005: 9:02pm On Sep 24, 2016
DidiLove1:
Cynophile state your location and contact. Am considering you.
Bro, I no mind too o
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Bolade005: 10:08pm On Sep 22, 2016
mokkasin01:
Those invited have bin in training for over 3 months now...... The exams conducted was just for fashion and cover up
Yh my best friend is in Camp for close to 3months now

Subtlelad:
Abeg.. We and those in training are not in the same category.. . Uhhh.. .
Here is as dry as.....Anyway.. Happy sallabration to our fellow muslims o
Bro, just like the person above said, the chosen ones are in Camp for training already. My bestfriend is in Camp so I am 100% certain.
Family / Re: How Can A Man Stay Longer During Sex Apart From Using Drugs Like Viagra? by Bolade005: 6:39pm On Sep 22, 2016
Like I always say, sex is psychological. Trust me, the first solution is to believe in yourself. When you're about to go down, just have the believe you will keep shooting for as long as you want and trust me, you'll stay longer. You need to first have the mentality that you're a lion in bed. You be superstriker na

In addition, get the small Orijin, the plastic one. Drink half of it 20mins before séx, trust me your first round might be the usual but your second round will be MUCH better. Next time you want to have sex, drink it again and fire on. I promise you that after about 3 or 4 times of drinking Orijin before séx, you won't need to drink it again before séx because your brain would have been used to firing for longer period.

Stop consuming sugary stuffs and eat watermelon on a daily if you can.

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Family / Re: How Can A Man Stay Longer During Sex Apart From Using Drugs Like Viagra? by Bolade005: 6:37pm On Sep 22, 2016
Double post.
Politics / Re: Does The Police Have Any Constitutional Right To Go Through A Citizen`s Phone? by Bolade005: 1:10pm On Sep 22, 2016
Ahmed0336:
Most Police officers are terrible, that uniform make em feel they can do and undo. Most of em knows nothing about human right and constitution.
Lemme drop a story.
A week back my friend was driving along Lafia road when a camry hit him from behind, he lost control then ran into two keke napep parked by the road side. Four persons lost their lives included a pregnant woman, luckily police officers were stationed at the scene of the accident. The camry driver ran off. my friend was hospitalized when policemen came and took him straight no short cuts to cell. The families of the deceased gave statements at the station that since it was no fault of his that the police should set him free. Likewise those officers stationed at the point of the incident also gave their statements saying my friend wasn't at fault.
As I am typing this that dude is still in cell. They said they ll grant him bail if we pay 150,000 and the person must have properties in lafia. Aswear if I say d matter no tire me I lie. D dude looks sick, 1 week now him never bath and if u see the cell honestly u no go pray to enter police trap
Get a lawyer for your friend. Good thing the families involved are even clamouring for the release of your friend.
Business / Re: Guinness Nigeria Gets Diageo Loan To Help With Currency Shortages by Bolade005: 8:20am On Sep 22, 2016
The people at the top are doofüs. Guinness Nigeria is responsible for its own predicament not Nigeria. NB and International Brewery are doing fine so what stops Guinness?

They need change of management. The need intelligent people at the top.
Family / Re: Pls Advice A Her! by Bolade005: 9:56am On Sep 20, 2016
cococandy:
Men! clueless without a woman by their side grin
This is not true.
Family / Re: Submission In Marriage Isn’t Slavery, African Union (AU) Advisor, Remi Adeoye, by Bolade005: 7:48am On Sep 20, 2016
Feminists won't like this. They don't like the word "submit".

Every sane woman that wants to enjoy her marriage should follow in this man's wife step. She's the real definition of what a wife should be.
Health / Re: Re-vive Premier Tonic For Boosting Sexual Performance by Bolade005: 9:16am On Sep 17, 2016
Mobileowowa:
Yeah, Bolade005# these days revive price as gone up because of demand and other factors of recession.
It's way too expensive. Alright
Health / Re: Re-vive Premier Tonic For Boosting Sexual Performance by Bolade005: 8:02am On Sep 17, 2016
I bought this re-vive for 3k in 2013. It's 6500 now?
Family / Re: Help With Business Ideas Pls. by Bolade005: 7:42am On Sep 17, 2016
Ma'am, if you have a job that brings in steady income i'd say you should hold off on the business idea for now until the economy gets better. You might lose all your capital if you're not careful cos the present economy is killing lots of businesses.

If you intend going into buying and selling, before you start do your assignment with regards to a target market and location is very vital. With the present situation of things, you might have to sell on credit to improve sales and credit kills business.

I will advise you think of a business where you get to render "service(s)". People pay instantly for service(s) and in some cases sef they pay before you even render the service. And if you decide on selling goods/products, make sure it's a necessity, something people cannot do without and not what people consider as luxury. Economy is harsh and no one buys things for buying sake again.

Succinctly, just think well, do a thorough research on your own before investing in any business.

All the best.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool (1 - 2) ON 16th September 2016 by Bolade005: 8:57pm On Sep 16, 2016
Conte is a goat. He is the one doing us. Costa needs a creative midfielder to flourish and the only midfielder that can produce clinical passes is Fabregas. We will continue to struggle until he brings in Fabregas. The two games where we were losing, the first person he brought in was Fabregas, obviously he knows what the guy can do so why does he keep benching him? Must things go south before doing the right thing?

The earlier he realise Costa needs Fabregas, the better for us and he had better realise fast before it gets too late.

I hate Conte.
Family / Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by Bolade005: 4:36pm On Sep 16, 2016
Oh I love Franco.

This is exactly my problem with some of these feminists. They want equality but when it comes to finances at home, they'd prefer equity. Infact, they don't want to be involved in the major bills.

This is also why I don't take NL pseudo-feminists seriously, they all come here to make mouth but I dare say none of them shares the bill equally with their man. How many of them drop one naira to pay their kid(s) school fees and rent?.

A man handles all these things and one woman will now come and start dictating/apportioning chores, na her father house she go end up unless he's a sissy.

Franco my man.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Interactions with non-mahram|Etiquettes of online and offline interactions by Bolade005: 12:37pm On Sep 16, 2016
JazakAllah Khaira.

I need to work on myself and be a better Muslim. May Allah guide me in the right path. Amin.

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Family / Re: A Wise Woman Builds Her Home Herself. by Bolade005: 9:55pm On Sep 15, 2016
TooNoisy:


A woman who sees with both eyes should not marry a blind man. Na by force to marry just anybody? There are good men out there, why not marry a good Godly man? rather you all marry irresponsible guys just because they spend on you. Many university girls are unashamed to date and marry yahoo boys forgetting yahoo is not a career. They now start complaining after marriage.

Submission is a commandment from God. Whether you are a Christian or Muslim, it ia not a choice. However, women have a choice to whom they marry. Its the woman's choice. She can choose whomever she wants to submit to.
I quite agree with you but you did mess up when you wrote "you all". You know zilch about her marital life so why lump her with those that married irresponsible guys?.

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Events / Re: My Son Is 1 Year Old by Bolade005: 8:20pm On Sep 15, 2016
ahnie:


Hahahaha pls com back joor...if them nor missed your absence,me I miss you grin grin
Lol no wahala Ma.
Events / Re: My Son Is 1 Year Old by Bolade005: 6:21pm On Sep 15, 2016
ahnie:


Egbon mi...long time,pls try show face for that thread.we yaal missing Yu.

How z the family!
My sister, Kedu ka I mere? Longest time indeed.

Miss me ke? Maybe you do but I'm sure no one else does. I be man na wetin dem wan miss for my body?

It is well. How is Zino and my egbon (your DH)?.
Events / Re: My Son Is 1 Year Old by Bolade005: 5:47pm On Sep 15, 2016
God please let my next be a boy.


Your son is CUTE. Happy birthday to him.

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Family / Re: Men, Who Has Used Revive Or Adam's Desire Before? by Bolade005: 7:27pm On Sep 07, 2016
crackhaus:

Dude, go down to your nearest liquor shop and get a bottle of Red Label. Keep it cool in your fridge, then contact someone who knows where and how to get some weed so he/she can get for you—he/she should also be able to tap it up nicely for you if you can't manage it on your own.

On the day you choose to wow your wife, look for a way to make yourself scarce and go into your bathroom (hope you've got a big enough bathroom tho, the bigger the better). Take the weed with you as well as a lighter...shut the door, windows, and light up that joint.

Start gently as it's your first time so you don't choke on the smoke, you don't have to finish the entire wrap though—once you feel yourself getting high and the world around you starts to make more sense like hearing little sounds clearly or seeing things in slow motion, PLEASE STOP!
Dispose of whatever remains into the toilet, take off your clothes and have a cold shower.
Remember to reopen the windows as you shower.

When you get out, eat something but not too much... and afterwards, get your bottle of Red Label. Pour your liquor into a glass and put some ice in it (this will dilute it as the ice melts and turns to water so you can swallow it easier).
Now sip, pour, sip, pour, sip some more, until you feel the effect.

The last stage is getting down with your wife.
If you still end up reaching orgasm within the first 20mins, then it's either your wife's pu.nani is just too sweet or you should seek the face of God Almighty.
Bruh, you want a JJC to smoke green grass? The headache that will hit him ehn, he will forget sex and probably sleep in his freezer.

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