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In this hard time and you think say na only ladies deserve 100 100 dollar bills?

It will be a good valentine gift to we guys too.

olubankemi:
@Rukemi and Chinwendym, sorry I don't get to read your post on time.

As for the chair style, we usually do it in the living room (we stay alone so no disturbance). I sit on the couch then he kneel in front of me and there we rock it. Atimes he sit and I sit one him and you know what next. The style is sweet sha and stress less.

For pregnant mamas, I don't advise sitting on him, you sit and he kneel in front of you to thrust it.

Also if your couch is high above the ground, he can support his knees with a pillow.

Jesus.

Come and learn o Daradee.

UrbanMystique:
wole shoyinka also failed waec. What's your point ?

Wole Soyinka did what? Guy easy on your lies man. Pls, where did you learn that from?

Rukemi291:
Sharon6 Please show this to my birthday mate.

My dear girl, as you turn 14 today, may all your dreams come true. May God guide and guard you to your desired goal. May you be greater than your parents. You will excel in every aspect of your life... God bless you. One day you will turn 29 on the 29th. *smiles*

Happy birthday to Mr. megilicious abi megalicious.

And happy birthday to me too rukemi291. #tight hugs# for myself.

Maran1983, lady Dee is so grown. We will soon start picking aso ebi.

Happy Birthday Ma.

Feminists won't like your choice of word "submit".

As a matter of fact, to feminists, the whole write up is nothing but bullz but OP, know that you've spoken well.

Pangea:
This is wickedness!
So Nigerians too get cartel like El Chapo?
This is a Hollywood movie in the making!
Air Lords?
Eiye?
Pirates?
Wole Soyinka! See your life!

What has WS got to do with this?

Give yourself brain, pls.

rchilee:
Hehehhehe

That is actually the fact...wouldn't mind rushing mine too. Tho hubby is concerned about what people will say about it.

Ma'am, why would your hubby concern himself with what people will say?..so long as you're not asking for help from anybody to help raise your kids then it's nobody's business when you two decides to reproduce.

My first is just 18months and we just had another two weeks ago so I think dw got pregnant at about 8months or thereabout. I'm happy with my girls. Dw is happy. Our older daughter is happy being a big sis. Dw is already planning on raising them as twins sef. Since God never give us twins, we'd improvise .

Just do what you have to do Ma.



Beautiful mamas, good evening o.

HumbledbYGrace:
Thank you, hubby is also saying I should go for VB, he doesn't want me to have a scar on my abdomen because the old one is almost completely gone and says it will give us chance to have more kids later as this would be my last CS, doctor's advise.

Will be praying on it and that bp stays normal until my baby comes so I can also experience the joy of motherhood the way God intended it to be.

Thank you once again Sah.

BP will stay normal. Don't stress yourself. Eat healthy. Get enough rest and always call your doc immediately you notice any slight change in your body. All is well Ma.

You're welcome.

HumbledbYGrace:
Good evening vigilante mamas and waddling ones.

Hotmama congratulations on the birth of your baby, its time to rest well now.

Senior mommy Ahnie, I've experienced sad stories of women who allow younger women/ladies to stay in their houses. Besides you have first hand experience, once bitten twice shy, for you and your daughter's peace of mind, tell uncle Alex a big fat no, reminding him what happened last year. Your happiness comes first, that was why he married you.

Aunty Zaynie, Modath and all the seniors have you deliberated on my request?

Erm sabi mamas who have had CS before then VB later, is there anything to fear? I had CS five years ago due to eclampsia and now my Doctor advised me on having VB, telling the pros and cons of it and I am scared!!!

There is nothing to be scared of really. My wife had CS just two years ago and to think she had pre-eclampsia too then and she had VB just two weeks ago.

Like Will Smith said "Fear is not real. The only place that fear can exist is in our thoughts of the future. It is a product of our imagination, causing us to fear things that do not at present and may not ever exist. That is near insanity. Do not misunderstand me, danger is very real, but fear is a choice".

If your doctor believe you can have VB then you can. Trust your doc, Ma.

tpiar:
why did I know somebody will always mention Ondo here?

How is that an issue?

I don't understand why Nigerians let stuff like this bothers them. In the Nigerian settings of today, your state of origin and even local government of Origin sometimes depend on the purpose to which you intend using it for.

For example, job purposes. If a woman is from Ondo and she's married to an Ogun man and there is a recruitment going on in Ogun, she could claim Ogun state and if the recruitment is going on in Ondo, she could also go back to apply. Infact it's an advantage.


Just like local government of Origin, I have two different certificates I use. For state or Federal recruitment, I use the local government with lesser number of graduates just to increase my chances.

Rukemi291:
Your dhs are like my dad. They can keep things for the world. You won't believe I saw my Dad's Sec Schl note books. He specially kept the prizes he won sef. And they still looked so neat, beautifully wrapped. Some of them should still be at home sef.
one advantage is that they will always keep things neatly and for future reference...which might be useful.

iyabetajos... I was glad to see that you have a good boss. Ignore your colleagues and follow your instinct regarding your health. We must chop naming amala with abula soup in your house this year...Lagbara Olohun...on top very healthy baby(ies). Insha Allahu.

Mr. Bolade005 that was very interesting... pls help us beg mrs. Daradee to come and complete it... beautiful names for my girl. atoloruko lagbara Olohun. I support sayoddy's punishment with my two legs sha.

congrats asagal.... God bless him greatly.

iceboo, you are team May? We are so few.


Team May

iceboo
peddylove
rukemi291

(dunno of any other mama).

iyamif ...Mummyf... its not easy o. But I'm managing sha. ESE ma. how u ddey too

Amin and Eshey Ma. I will make sure daradee completes it today.

sayoddy:
You funny o. how come you left them and didn't witness the birth to give us full gist. This is your punishment: Go for another missionary journey after 3months, resume for all the house chores through the whole 9 months, partake in the labour and delivery then come back this time next year to give your bs.
I arise!

Lol Ma'am, if you're a judge no lawyer would want you to preside over any case atall. Haba, e dakun na.

I'm self employed and I had already promised some customers i'd supply them so I didn't want to Bleep up and at the same time I went to work just to distract myself. I was scared silly until I heard the good news.

No worry Ma, if we go for another missionary journey, I will stay all through the birthing process. Thanks Ma.

missmalachi:
@ bolade005 ......so we have a name same.......congrats once again.may she continually be a blessing to ir household.

Lovely bs comin from a man.

I learn fast shey?. Yh same name o, na nice name na.

Thank you Ma.

ozycy:
You try, we are waiting for episode 2 from @ daradee

She go come update am later Ma.

Evening beautiful mothers, today is my daughter's christening and we named her Oluwadamilola, Tiwatope and some other beautiful names.

I know I'm not in the position to write BS but make I write am small, madam go come complete am later.

So last week sunday I went to bed early only for me to wake up around 12am midnight to see DW writhing in pain on the floor so this conversation ensued;

Me: baby, what's wrong?
Dw: I'm feeling pressure down there
Me: Contractions? Did you even sleep atall?
Dw: I think so. No I didn't
Me: is it the same as what you felt when we had our first baby?
Dw: yh but this one is slow
Me: Eh yah sorry.

I got down and joined her on the floor and start "fanning" her even though the fan was on. The pain kept coming and going and when it was around 2am, I went to wake my mom up. She came and said let's take her to the hospital and I was like "hospital ke, me I can't drive at 2am o" but she insisted and I drove them to the clinic at past 2am. The road was dark and lonely but alas we got the hospital, we checked in and I left dw with my mom at the hospital and returned back home immediately.

Lot of things happened between the time I left them and when she gave birth in the morning around 9am but dw @daradee will come and complete the story later and tell what she went through.

Make I no bore u jare.

Metuh dared Buhari?

Hahahahah OP is a joker.

JustCurious:
Happy Birthday, Chiwendym! May God bless your new age. #EkeneGotAVeryBeautifulMum #CoolPics

Zaynie, you are a Certified Home Manager.. Those tips are so on point. Thanks for sharing.

Congrats tatacherie! Abeg, come and finish up this story back to back.

Uncle Bolade005, you know I yam nicer than Nice. I only said 'JUST 2 more girls' o. #Keyword na JUST. Don't let me remove the just or what happened in 1789 would be repeated. Hehe. Happy Baby Christening, tomorrow.

Warmest Welcome to all new mothers. Happy Bumping.

Lol I've already started taking strong "jedi" in preparation for our next missionary journey. Na two BOYS I dey tell u .

Thanks Ma'am.

Daradee:
I think we should Dear. Tiwatope is cute.

I'm Mrs Bolade005

All right love.

missmalachi:
Yeah yeah.....we await her pix nxt week

No wahala Ma.

missmalachi:
Dats d name mil gave my princess ooooo.but me name her tiwatope sophia.
Beautiful princess u'v got

It's a beautiful name and tell Tiwatope she's got a namesake cos i'll definitely be giving my new arrival that name. And she's got dimples too

lawvlypearl:
She's pretty....

Thank you Ma.

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missmalachi:
Threadcuties has began

Yeahhhhhh
1st to post

Your daughter is not beautiful. She is beyond beautiful. That dimple is one of the cutest I've ever seen on a baby.

tatacherie:
God know say if nor be that strict Nurse wey seize my phone na live updates I for dey give my wonderful E-family since... Mehn labour is sweet all Thanks to Jehovah Agbunure,the all sufficient God,The tukunado.....
GLORRRRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!to Jehovah God I gave birth 3pm today to a sweet,chocolate coated,little honeybunnie ,weighing 3.25kg.
Birthstory coming shortly.lemme go an stir at her small
#teamwonderfuljanuarymamas4easydelivery#

Congrats Ma'am. She will be a source of joy to you and your family.

Prouddad38:
hello my people, how una dey na? hope this year dey go wellaa.
@rashmi, i must say a big sorry about ur fone ooo. Im short of words though, but just know say na better tins be ur portion dis year.

Our new Oga Bolade...in da house, I welcome u oooo. This is d best place to be.

@ most_senior_mama-beedam, how u dey?

@kaffy4bill, @modath, @lovinam, @all_of_you_mamas, i greet u all... keep up d good work ooo.
@tatacherie, we wait to share in ur joy oooo. may God see u through.


Proudy Family.

Brother thanks. This is indeed the best place to be. I enjoy the humour and the bond among these amazing women is awesome.

beedam:
Oga Bolade, se e ti ya foto, tori oro owo nikan lo ka yin lara?

Lol Mummy Beedam, when I get back home I will try and take foto.

Rukemi291:
lioha, mr. bolade005 tyconcepts ring leader beedam (Mama AbdulrahmaT) iya Atinuke Zaynie ..... See me just laughing and reading away....I have even forgotten most of the things I wanted to comment on sef.... (no thanks to network)..?..

Mr. Bolade005 pls tell madam that we are paying 10M for the milk... she should give my daughter-in-law religiously.

tetacherie.... do and go and bring our baby. Hope the house is not far from the hospital?Pele girlie. Expecting more live updates.... congrats as we await the ringing tone of little tetacherie.

Tchiwinnie ur birth story was so narrative that I thought I was in the labour room with you.

Lol you're too generous. You just dey throway money dash us. God bless you too Ma.

missmalachi:
yeah yeah.am positive that princess bolade005 can't snatch our very own hubby.

Person wey we don snatch already

proudmom38:
Oga just admit say d 5m ring bell 4 ur ear.No dey lie

Make I no lie? E ring pass bell sef

tatacherie:
Was woken up by serious waist pain dis morning,went 2 pee n saw brown blood on wiping.heading to hospital now.pain is 5 mins apart
Good morning 2 y'all

It is well Ma. We await the good news.

tyconcepts:
Thanks Lav....Bless you.

Bolade005 plz say AMEN!!!

Isigini? Mba o. I'm sure even our babies want brothers. Lol madam justcurious no nice atall.