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Family / Re: NBA Star Quits His Career To Care For His Pregnant Wife With Brain Tumor by Bolade005: 7:21pm On Sep 07, 2016
greatgod2012:




Yes o!
And we can also say there are wives and there are Wives. Why? Because before that man can take such decision, the wife must have occupied a very special place in the man's heart, she must have been someone whom her husband could not do without, she must have been a very pleasant, tolerant, admirable and lovable wife.


So, there are wives and there are Wives!
Thank you. Well said.
Health / Re: Insect Inside My Ear Please Help by Bolade005: 10:23pm On Sep 04, 2016
Small cockroach once entered my ear and I sprayed perfume inside my ear and it came out immediately. That night was a terrible night.

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Family / Re: Tired Bachelor Looking For Purposeful Friendship by Bolade005: 4:43pm On Sep 04, 2016
TV01:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Bolade005 got it exactly right when he described her as a "jonzer". Read her below, then follows a description of the fine boy she is dating cheesy cheesy








So he has inter-alia;
1. Anger management issues undecided
2. An unforgiving spirit grin
3. Lacks humor tongue (what man or woman can live with that )
4. Is not "enlightened" grin
5. Is immature and a sulker cheesy
6. Relatively thick, as Free' intellectual deficiency has been repeatedly exposed up in here cool
7. Is short and physically unappealing

Freecocoa' definition of a fine boy grin grin grin grin. Well she got the "boy" part right grin grin grin. Not just a jonzer, but a jonzer in overdrive, a jonzer with a jonzer superhero cape grin. grin. You see in context jonzer is just another term for liar. With all your mouth, you let someone you don't even like or truly respect put himself in you undecided. And you even had the gall to imply I'd be interested in that grin grin grin


She even went on about "forcing the marriage". The type that will forcibly marry a man frustrate him, leave him, and then tag him an abuser to justify her wickedness. I laugh as I see her come up in here and try and whip up male interest and attention with her fake personna grin. Not just desperate, beyond desperate, but also ugly and thick, and an inveterate liar.

But we know Freecocoa in here. I didn't originally respond as I wanted her to enjoy her warm glow grin. I even liked her post. Perhaps you thought you'd appropriate the smoke assorted husband snatchers, gleeful divorcees and caretakers turned wives were throwing up. Past hurts huh cool. I already schooled you lot that physical references can't hurt a confident man, let alone a physically fit (read hot cool) man.

So, the remark about me being a hypocrite, as ever, I challenge you or anyone else to show where I have ever made a hypocritical remark or contradictory post on NL. Do so and I will eat crow - however much you choose to serve me!

Raise a posse of the cackling g3nitalia obsessed hyaenidae to help if you like - still no decent or respectable person joining your cause grin - otherwise I'll be back to make you and anyone else who joins you smell your own nyashes.


TV
smiley cheesy smiley cheesy grin smiley grin cheesy cool

Smooth. Where is the "chop knuckle" smiley when you need one?

Buhahahahaha

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Health / Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Bolade005: 1:46pm On Sep 03, 2016
Fvine:

Amen. Don't look at just a clause out of the whole sentence so that the meaning is not out of context. There's no negativity, just being realistic and hey! I never said I had given up or lost hope.

Thanks and God bless.
Oh sorry. You're welcome and God bless you too.
Health / Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Bolade005: 11:57am On Sep 03, 2016
Fvine:

Thanks for asking. Am great. Just lost TTC appetite so am mostly never here, love the preggy thread gist like kilode, so am an avid silent reader there. I do check my mentions anyways and will respond to mentions.

Shapey, Slim, Sexy, Flexing Mood activated. I gat to live and enjoy my life. If baby come, fine, if e no come, nothing spoil. But will continue to be hopeful though.

I wish you all the best. Will come here to announce my BFP whenever it happens.
Baby will come IJN. Activate Flexing Mood but please, always think and speak positivity, Ma.
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Bolade005: 11:06pm On Sep 02, 2016
ahnie:
Time to bow out from this thread. the hatred and pretence here z so obvious.

Oh Missmalachi
Zaynie
Melly234
Soonest
Mitchyy
Foetus
Harmymy
Maureensylvia
Bolade005
Liftedhands
Rezzy

Wipes tears... cry cry
Shakes her big bum cry cry cry cry cry cry

There z Godu.
Even though this is where I say bye to this thread, I hope you can consider and stay back. I won't be missed atall but you'll be greatly missed.

My eyes are beginning to betray me so I can't write much. I'm sure normalcy will return so please, stay back.

Regards to Zino and Ma, your diary is hilarious. Goodnight and Bye.
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Bolade005: 4:13pm On Aug 31, 2016
serendipityF:
Kikikikikikiiikii, I no jst perch here for nothing grin I also got rewarded for reading all d epistles and enjoying all the brouhaha tongue(plz dont judge me) undecided na all of us enjoy am tongue
Thanks @daddy bolade005 na me load am



You're welcome, Ma. Enjoy the rest of your day.
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Bolade005: 2:50pm On Aug 31, 2016
Mummies,

Honestly, I'm so surprised to see some mummies taking offence at Helovesme's response. Her response was appropriate, honest and objective. She replied based on the [i]initial [/i]information supplied by Madam Jumayin. I saw nothing remotely close to "insensitivity" in her response. Neither in Madam onegai's.

The bond among you women is awesome but let's not forget that the primary objective of this thread is to LEARN, to gather INFORMATION and I believe that's what Madam Jumayin wanted and that's exactly what Madam Helovesme gave without sugarcoating it. How was she to know the whole story when the "teller" only said they are opting for a procedure because of "hand shooking". Her response was borne out of LOVE for Madam Jumayin, atleast from my own perspective, maybe that's 'cause I'm a man and I know zilch about the workings of your bodies.

The fact that it escalated to this level is quite disheartening. I've seen Mamas throwing subtle jabs at her and it's not cool. I respect her maturity, she tried her best to ignore the ad hominem attacks.

I beg all the mummies involved to take things easy and forget the whole thing. If you believe her response was insensitive, E ma binu. Ndo. Please, let this thread continue to burn with LOVE for one another.

Sorry for my epistle.


Mama with the fastest finger. Oya 1320 9431 7722 3067. MTN

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Bolade005: 9:57am On Aug 30, 2016
JUMAYIN:
Good morning mamas,na so I showed Dh 1 of d BS shared here o,then he said no doc is gonna put fingers inside his wife's jajaina o, then we decided on d option of elective CS,now my question is how does 1 opt for elective CS coz I know some docs won't give u d option of that if der is everything is going on smoothly n does 1 wait to be full termed b4 d CS begins, plz mamas don't read n pass.thanks

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Bolade005: 7:38pm On Aug 28, 2016
Mumjb:
gud after noon mamas, happy sunday to u all


sabi mamas pls come to my aid my newborn has been opening her mouth all the time, i noticed it on d following day i gave birth to her and i showed it to the nurses dey said its notin to worry about. but me am worry i dont want her to get use to it and continue til she is mature.

pls has anyone experienced it before, is she going to close the mouth later. pls dont jump and pass.

she does not have catarrh.


cc fortius liftedhands lovinam zaynie soonest and all sabi mamas
Mummy, this is from a man's perspective and I may be completely wrong so don't take me too seriously but we experienced the same thing with our second child when she was newly born. As a matter of fact I already nicknamed her "jengbe"(yoruba moms will understand) and then later we just noticed that she stopped it. Now, she doesn't atall.

My point is, don't fret...atleast not yet.

I greet una Mummys o

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Family / Re: Cat Fight: Nigerian Women by Bolade005: 2:20pm On Aug 23, 2016
byvan03:



Yeah, in fantasy world. Real life features murder, suicide or both once XY's are the key players in the story . Women are sensible enough to fight and live to find another boo cheesy.
I know I can never win with you but I'm sure deep down you know the last thing guys will do is murder another being because of a woman. They'd rather fight dirty or go as far as killing over money, position or property. Definitely not woman. grin cheesy

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Family / Re: Cat Fight: Nigerian Women by Bolade005: 9:34pm On Aug 22, 2016
byvan03:



They will rather gut or dismember each other with a machete than fight. Fighting is better than murder.
Nah, they'd probably just laugh about the whole thing and chop knuckle grin
Family / Re: Cat Fight: Nigerian Women by Bolade005: 10:33pm On Aug 21, 2016
Senseless women. The nigga they fighting over might be bedding another senseless woman somewhere.

Seriously, I long to see a video of two grown men fighting dirty in public over a woman.

Why always women?
Health / Re: Somebody Help, Sperm Is Pumping Out of My Vagina by Bolade005: 12:30pm On Aug 21, 2016
johnchukky:
2 kids in 3years? You and ur hubby should calm down plz
Who are you to tell married folks to calm down on reproducing? Did they tell you they're not capable of taking care of their kids?

Face your front.

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Family / Re: America's Hypocrisy-Gay & Incest(american Mom, Son In Love Charged With Incest) by Bolade005: 7:19pm On Aug 15, 2016
shaybebaby:

Post it!
Stop sucking Mindy's clit. It appears to me you're trying to force a friendship here, are you lonely?

Haven't you learned your lessons? Mindy doesn't give a fück about you..you hop in trying to look cool everytime by defending her but when the heat turns on you, she leaves you hanging. Obviously, she doesn't consider you a friend.

I've seen your pics before, the one a white dude was grabbing your jugs. You are in no position to judge someone else's beauty. You can't even identify one when you see one.

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Travel / Re: Between Ibadan, Ago-iwoye And Abeokuta. by Bolade005: 3:19pm On Aug 13, 2016
Bro, I am from Abeokuta and I have lived in both cities and I can tell you there is nothing in Abk. No job, no place to relax on a weekend other than bars. Abeokuta is boring.

Ibadan is beautiful and cost of living is relatively cheap and I believe you will live well on that 46k budget in Ibadan. Not as peaceful as Abk though but on a general, Ibadan is far better than Abk.

If I were you, i'd go for Ibadan.


I wish the mods could push this to front page. Lalasticlala biko we need more opinion.
Health / Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Bolade005: 6:11pm On Aug 07, 2016
Insha Allah, may it be to you all just as you've wished. It shall all come to pass for everyone of you. Amen.

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Bolade005: 7:13am On Aug 05, 2016
mydreams25:

Oh see babe of live,muaaaaah to my birthdaymate. May you always shine for the world to see, zaynie mummy welldone you are doing a good job.
All the babies are beautiful prince and princess,pls am not good with mentions i could have mentioned all, nt easy taking care of pikin o, oh yeah, i saw bolade005's princesses,pretty babies you have got sir thanks for showing them love how i wish the mama complaining that her dh doesnt like girls child can see this and be encouraged. You are lifted ma'am.
Good morning all.
Thank you, Mummy.

Don't mind the ungrateful caveman still living in the 19th century (the mummy should not vex o) blaming his wife for something she has no control over. I'm sorry for the woman for what she's going through, God will take control sha.

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Bolade005: 7:59pm On Aug 04, 2016
Anak123:


Lovely princesses kiss
Lol dem try. Thanks Ma

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Bolade005: 7:18pm On Aug 04, 2016
Mamas, my two little princesses.

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Health / Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Bolade005: 6:47pm On Aug 03, 2016
pweetymii:
@4realwoman and @Enkaylala and everyone that have given something to someone in this thread.May God bless you all and enrich your coast largely and give you that which your heart desires.
@Bolade005,daddy wa..how is awi mummy and princesses?Thank you for your prayers and we say a big amen.
@alwaystrue thank u for that nyc write up.
Lol at "daddy wa". I feel honoured, Ma. Eshey pupo. My girls are fine, Ma.

Not only will I continue to pray for every Mama here but I will also share in your pain and when the bfp comes, I will celebrate with you all. The God that answereth by fire will say Amen to all your prayers.

Please, no mama should give up. Worry less, smile more and let your beauty radiates. Let daddy find you irresistible every night, do not let ttc take away your shine.

Iyanu a sele.

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Health / Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Bolade005: 3:33pm On Aug 03, 2016
Ma'am 4realwoman, you have a good heart and people like you deserve the best life has to offer. May Almighty God continue to bless you. You have put smiles on the face of these mothers and may God put smile on your face too. May all your wishes come true. God bless you, Ma'am.

Mothers, I am a man but I pray for you all. This month of August, bfp upon bfp and so shall it be. Amen.

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Bolade005: 5:53am On Aug 02, 2016
Evacroft:

Oga bolade005,thanks for checking up on us,how are ur girls?

I do check up on you Mamas everyday. The girls are fine, Ma. Regards to your family.
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Bolade005: 5:49am On Aug 02, 2016
Liftedhands:
Ahnie You no go kill person with your comic all the time grin thanking God it wasn't a human loss! Hope you enjoyed the chicken?

Oga bolade005 I don start to dey pity for you already grin cheesy lolz greet the Mrs and princess for us.
Lol Mummy Ekene. I definitely will. My regards to your DH and your handsome prince. I get princess for him o. No dowry ehn

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Bolade005: 10:56pm On Aug 01, 2016
zaynie:



Everything happens for a reason.
Be strong, you got pregnant once, you can do it again.
It is not the end of your journey lailai, you are still a 2017 mom. Claim it! kiss





Nifeseun how are you.
Oya I have mentioned you now o wink


Iya Zino, @ Ahnie..... you no serious o angry

Godmother, those food are okay imo.

Welcome back Moskidarl, you will carry this pregnancy to term and deliver healthy baby/ies with ease. Amin


Uncle Bolade005, na so? cool
Bros I dey hail o!
Owo meji feyan kan! Twale!
Baba..... she kowale abi kodurosoke? grin



Lol Mummy Zaynie, me sef throway my two hands give you jare. You too much. How are the kids and their dad?

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Bolade005: 10:31pm On Aug 01, 2016
melly245:

make i shout out to you too naa how is our dimpled princess and dw doing
I have two of them actually and they are doing great including their mom. Thanks ma'am. How's family?

Ehn, oya drop am na.

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Bolade005: 9:05pm On Aug 01, 2016
ahnie:
Gudevening ma/sir Bolade005 i sight you....awa you and hope you had a great day!
OMG, I'm flattered. I'm actually a Sir, ma. I am fine and yes, I had a great day too. You?

Ma'am, abeg no give us high BP biko. I thought you lost a human. Thank God its just ordinary chicken which you and and your family have happily devoured.

I'm y'all number one fan. This is my number one thread on NL closely followed by the TTC thread. The unity among you women on those two threads is just amazing.

I pray for all the mamas in that ttc thread that this month of August, they shall all port to this pregnancy thread and the already pregnant ones will have a easily delivery Insha Allah.

Ma'am ahnie, I owe you recharge card for reaching out to me. Drop your number if you no mind. Eshey pupo. Daalu. Regards to little Zino.

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Family / Re: 10 Unbelievable Ways You Never Knew You Could Get Pregnant by Bolade005: 6:55pm On Aug 01, 2016
Ginaz:
Pregnancy is a good thing but damn it can be the most shameful thing. Especially if you're not married grin

I wasn't married to my wife when we had our first baby and the pregnancy wasn't shameful, as a matter of fact, twas a very beautiful thing.

crackhaus:

Not particularly, it depends on a number of variables.
Exactly.
Family / Re: Why Do Married Women Have To Be Addressed As Mrs? by Bolade005: 10:22pm On Jul 28, 2016
shaybebaby:

Hell will freeze first. I have no use for any of them. wink
Stop lying Shaybebaby.
Family / Re: Why Do Married Women Have To Be Addressed As Mrs? by Bolade005: 7:52pm On Jul 28, 2016
shaybebaby:

Not your sister, I know where my family is thank you.
I'm sure you must of learnt another lesson today. "Do not go around fire expecting not to sweat".

Now that you've learnt your lesson, be a good girl and apologise to the guys.

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Family / Re: Why Do Married Women Have To Be Addressed As Mrs? by Bolade005: 6:58pm On Jul 28, 2016
shaybebaby:

Keep, lol. Is that how you view being in a relationship?
Why are you worrying about who I find desirable or vice Versa, am I asking about yours? There is a reason for that and that is disinterest. grin
Just look at your life, you hurriedly came to fight for your girl, a fight that doesn't concern you but she can't do the same for you. Where is she now?

Girl, you're my African sister and it worries me that you keep hopping from one white folk to another. You've done British, you're onto Italian now, who's gonna be next? Chinese?

Your behaviour online is quite disturbing, it's obvious you're pouring out your sexual frustrations on the innocent men in here and I know deep down, you know what you really need is a bushmeat like us but since we are beyond your reach and we don't even find you desirable, you resort to making a nuisance of yourself online.

TV is not responsible for your woes, Shebaybabe.

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