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FamilyRe: Is 6 Weeks Too Much For A Husband To Wait For Wife To Recover After Childbirth? by Bolade005: 6:59pm On Apr 29, 2016
[quote author=radicalove post=45160857][/quote]@radicalove, do you want me to describe how she tastes?
FamilyRe: Is 6 Weeks Too Much For A Husband To Wait For Wife To Recover After Childbirth? by Bolade005: 6:56pm On Apr 29, 2016
TheArchangel:
Of course.
Finding the juice repugnant huh?
I refuse to answer but let me tell you this and I'm not bragging, I am a god. A sex god so do you still think there's a limit to what I can do?


Bye Arch.
FamilyRe: Is 6 Weeks Too Much For A Husband To Wait For Wife To Recover After Childbirth? by Bolade005: 6:49pm On Apr 29, 2016
TheArchangel:
Have you ever licked your wife's juice?







@ radicalove,
If you have big tit then you have nothing to worry about na...let him titfuck you.
Vj penetration is a no no until 6 weeks to be on the safe side as you wouldn't like puerperal sepsis to creep in.
So ..hand job, Bjob, titfuck ..take your pick.
And I am not a fan of anal sex ..it goes against what I terms enjoyment...If you are a fan then goodluck but remember to apply lots of lubes.
I refuse to answer that question
FamilyRe: Did I Handle The Situation Well Or Could I Have Done More? by Bolade005: 6:44pm On Apr 29, 2016
crackhaus:
Lol...

Your wife may just like the attention she's getting from the young dude and may have no intention of taking it any further, that's not something you should take a bet on though. grin

The truth is she had no reason whatsoever to give out her number to anyone that may be interested in her romantically or sexually, but then again, the most needy group of Nigerian females tend to be unhappy married women, they're like babies...especially in this our generation.

I'm not saying your wife is unhappy or a baby.. but if after everything she's still responding to this guy's messages, then it seems there's something interesting/exciting she may be lacking with you and searching out. Find out what!
Exactly what I had in mind but let me just add one thing, OP pls loosen up a bit and learn to trust your wife.
FamilyRe: Is 6 Weeks Too Much For A Husband To Wait For Wife To Recover After Childbirth? by Bolade005: 6:17pm On Apr 29, 2016
PresVA:
This is what happens when one only derives pleasure from s*x ... People need to know that there are other ways of getting pleasure/satisfaction outside sex huh

So insensitive of your husband, still demanding even though he knows you haven't fully recovered .. if he disturbs you again, call your doctor to talk to him... mtcheeew, don't jeopardise your health because of your husband's selfishness. .

What happens when you have something to do outside the home for months huh huh

He needs to find other ways to get busy...
Pls do teach us the other ways, I'm interested. Btw, what makes you think the man is not open to other means of sexual satisfaction? The woman cannot even give her man head till he climax. The selfish person here is the OP.

OP, you're married to this man and you find the thought of him erupting in your mouth repugnant? Smh

I pray God gives you the wisdom to do the right thing. All the best.
AutosRe: Super Clean Lexus ES300 For Sale In Abeokuta by Bolade005(op): 12:45pm On Apr 29, 2016
Come and buy this beauty.
AutosRe: Super Clean Lexus ES300 For Sale In Abeokuta by Bolade005(op): 8:51pm On Apr 28, 2016
Still available
FamilyRe: Please Read!!... Just Incase You Know Where To Find Prof. Wole Soyinka by Bolade005: 7:35pm On Apr 28, 2016
OP, sorry to burst your bubble but the Wole you're talking about can't be Prof. Wole Soyinka for these reasons;

1. Wole Soyinka was very bright and not an average student like you were told. Wole Soyinka did not graduate from University of Ibadan. He transferred to Leeds during his second or third year and graduated with a first class.

3. He couldn't have probably served cos NYSC started after the civil war and he graduated in the 50s.

Finally, Wole went Abroad, Dad went to work with the Nigerian Ports Authority in Port-harcourt.
That should be over 29 years ago.


Oh no, OP, if the Wole travelled abroad just 29years ago then the Wole you're looking for should be in his 50s. Wole Soyinka is over 80.

OP, I know you really want the Wole in your story to be Wole Soyinka but it's not. Move on.
AutosRe: Super Clean Lexus ES300 For Sale In Abeokuta by Bolade005(op): 4:16pm On Apr 28, 2016
Still available
AutosRe: Super Clean Lexus ES300 For Sale In Abeokuta by Bolade005(op): 9:17am On Apr 28, 2016
Call for this beauty. Still available.
AutosRe: Super Clean Lexus ES300 For Sale In Abeokuta by Bolade005(op): 6:00pm On Apr 27, 2016
Holla holla
AutosRe: Super Clean Lexus ES300 For Sale In Abeokuta by Bolade005(op): 3:19pm On Apr 27, 2016
Still available...
AutosRe: Super Clean Lexus ES300 For Sale In Abeokuta by Bolade005(op): 1:49pm On Apr 27, 2016
Still available
AutosRe: Super Clean Lexus ES300 For Sale In Abeokuta by Bolade005(op): 12:34pm On Apr 27, 2016
This beauty is still available. Holla
AutosRe: Super Clean Lexus ES300 For Sale In Abeokuta by Bolade005(op): 11:02am On Apr 27, 2016
Still available. Call for more details and inspection.
AutosRe: Super Clean Lexus ES300 For Sale In Abeokuta by Bolade005(op): 10:16am On Apr 27, 2016
menstrualpad:
IF ONLY YOU WILL ACCOMPANY IT WITH 300LITRES OF PMS. grin
We can if you will pay 1.85 instead of 1.7million
AutosSuper Clean Lexus ES300 For Sale In Abeokuta by Bolade005(op): 9:47am On Apr 27, 2016
Location: Abeokuta
Type of car: LexusES300
Fuel: Petrol
Price: 1.7million


Pls call 07059828943 for more details and inspection. Thanks

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Ogun Civil Service Commission Recruitment 2016 (ASCON Exam Form Out) by Bolade005:
The whole interview process is in 4 stages.
- Group discussion: here you will be grouped and be given a topic to discuss on. Everyone has to be involved. The more you involve yourself, the better.

- Committee exercise: you will all be given an individual topic and you discuss it. Your colleagues will be allowed to chip in one or two things.

- Interview: You could be asked anything. Politics, sport, anything.

-Mutual Ranking: I haven't done this so I don't know what it entails.

All the best.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Ogun Civil Service Commission Recruitment 2016 (ASCON Exam Form Out) by Bolade005: 3:34pm On Apr 23, 2016
Those who did the interview on Thursday and Friday, how was it like?
PoliticsRe: Anti-Social Media Bill Re-Introduced By Bala Na’Allah by Bolade005: 7:55pm On Apr 21, 2016
TippyTop:
It was only a matter of time before Bubu reintroduce an upgrade of his infamous decree4 of 1984.
Your brain lacks oxygen and you don't even know it. How does this news concern Buhari? Is Buhari Bala Na'Allah?
FamilyRe: Help Me Go Back To School by Bolade005: 9:28pm On Apr 20, 2016
How exactly do you want us to help you get back to school?

Your business can't foot your tuition, don't you have family members that can assist you?

Truth is, with the current situation of things in Nigeria, it will be difficult to see someone give out the few naira they're managing to a stranger whom we can't tell if she's a scam or not. Things are hard everywhere.

Btw, are you in school already or you still seeking admission?
FamilyRe: Husband Going To The Market For Wife - Right Or Wrong by Bolade005:
You ladies can call the OP names for all you like but the honest truth is some men will never go to the market for their wives and it doesn't mean those men love their wives less. It's just who they are.

Truth be told, I can't go to the market and I doubt if there's anything that can make me do it. The best I've done and I always do is to drive my wife to the market and then wait for her in the car while she go into the market to do her thing. The major reason is purely economical, I know I will be cheated by the market women.

I do go to stores and supermarkets to buy other things needed in the home but to go and start pricing fish, pepper and the likes, No way.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Ogun Civil Service Commission Recruitment 2016 (ASCON Exam Form Out) by Bolade005: 5:14pm On Apr 19, 2016
affordable1:
If u have seen your name on the list....u better don't wait for any message. I will advice u find a way to be there. Interview start from this week thursday. Thanks. Wish u best of success. From skilldammy
They're mad in this country. How can they silently begin interview without sending information to every successful candidate?

How sure are you? Where is the interview going to be conducted?

Thanks
Christianity EtcRe: The Man Who Claimed To Be Jesus EDIDEM BASSEY From Ikot Ekpene Akwa Ibom State by Bolade005: 11:08am On Apr 17, 2016
Strange. Very strange.

I served in Akwa Ibom few years ago, Ikot Ekpene precisely and I never heard of this man.
FamilyRe: Join Siena In Celebrating His Birthday With His Wife And Kids! by Bolade005: 6:37pm On Apr 16, 2016
I don't really know much about you but I do understand you command a whole lot of respect in here and that says a lot about your personality. I am in awe of you. You're a great man.

Happy Birthday to you bro.
FamilyRe: Why Do Women Love Living In Denial? by Bolade005: 10:58am On Apr 16, 2016
SirShymexx:
Loool.

I'm sure you saw my topic about how women are terrible drivers and the question I asked about banning them lol. Obviously, every road users know how terrible women are when it comes to driving (most of them can't even reverse and park properly) and despite the fact the over 70-80% of road users are men and men also drive more miles daily than women - the number of car accidents per mile by women motorists is almost 3-4x those of men. However, the society gives the advantage to women and when it comes to insurance policy, they pay the same premium as men. The unfair society or a society that treats people based on the normal requirements would treat women like young drivers cos the two groups are the biggest hazards on the road.

Now back to why I created that thread. I know women can never be banned from driving and I'll never campaign for such. However, I just wanted to see if any of the females can raise salient points that show some of the perks women enjoy in a world they believe is unfair to them and discriminates against them, while making the crazy ones go nuts lol.

As for this one: even a mad man knows that females marry up and males marry down. That is just how both sexes are wired. The exceptions are isolated cases mostly due to desperation. Most of the women that marry down do so cos they're desperate for a guy and won't mind any decent guy. While guys who do so do it certain benefits. As soon as you get to ya late teens, it isn't rocket science when you start seeing chics ya age go for guys older than you. Then early years in uni can become a leveller for everyone due to boredom. Then from age 21, chics move up again and leave their age mates behind. That is just how it works.
I saw the topic about the driving the day you created it but I just decided to sit that one out. Everybody knows women are terrible drivers, they drive like they're not bold enough to be behind the wheels. When a road user makes a mistake or drives like the right leg is too heavy to press on the accelerator, without seeing the person I can always guess the driver is a woman and it 99.9% times turn out to be so. It's not women that drive cars, it's the car that drives them. Only a few percentage of women drives with courage and boldness.

I understand you intentionally create these threads to throw subtle jabs but then again your topics are most times objective and the bitter truth so I got nothing on you brother.

Continuing doing you, as long as you remain on the path of objectivity and truth, we got your back.
FamilyRe: Funny Things Ladies Do During Pregnancy (pics) by Bolade005: 10:08am On Apr 16, 2016
Ayauche:
U are very on point my broda, may Almighty help us women especially during the wonderful 9months.
Amen Ma.
FamilyRe: Funny Things Ladies Do During Pregnancy (pics) by Bolade005: 10:07am On Apr 16, 2016
cassieblake:
Lolz cheesy but when i get pregnant i will show my husband peper grin
Well, he is your husband. Do him as you see fit but be gentle on him biko.
FamilyRe: Funny Things Ladies Do During Pregnancy (pics) by Bolade005: 9:41am On Apr 16, 2016
cassieblake:
cheesy I like your wife,i will be like her when I grow up smiley
Oh please, don't make a nuisance of that innocent young man. Cassie, trust me, it's not always funny to the victim so don't be like my wife o grin cheesy
FamilyRe: Funny Things Ladies Do During Pregnancy (pics) by Bolade005: 9:38am On Apr 16, 2016
johnydon22:
Boss you didn't notice this in my post

I'd get her anything she asks for at anytime as long as it is possible

You can only do what is doable
Oh I guess I missed that part. Sorry
FamilyRe: Funny Things Ladies Do During Pregnancy (pics) by Bolade005: 9:29am On Apr 16, 2016
johnydon22:
it is not easy to be nurturing and carrying the entire being of another human and so the female should be respected and adored for such stupendous task and beautiful wonder.

I'd get her anything she asks for at anytime as long as it is possible even stay awake to make sure she's comfortable while sleeping..
Bro, you obviously are not married yet. It's not like you don't want to get her what she want but they'd just crave something impossible at weird hours. My wife once woke me up at 1am telling me she want roasted corn. Where on God's green earth will I get that at that time?. I couldn't and she wept from that time till about 4am or so when she dozed off. Nothing wey I no take beg my wife, she didn't stop crying and calling me an uncaring husband. Numerous examples sef that I can't begin to write here.

I pray your wife is not the type that crave weird things during pregnancy.
FamilyRe: Why Do Women Love Living In Denial? by Bolade005: 9:02am On Apr 16, 2016
SirShymexx:
Lol. You'll surely become acquainted with brigand of bitter overgrown kids on these sides soon. Take them seriously at ya own peril lol.

How do you expect folks who lack the concentration level required to grasp the smallest things, to discern the realities around them? You're giving them too much credit and the only reality they know is to wake up every morning and look for guys to antagonise, hence I troll them whenever I'm bored with topics that will make cry and pull out their hair, while laughing like a mad man lol.

I think the fundamental problem with most of them is that they were not raised right and they ended up getting in the mix without enough prep, hence they mostly depend on fairytales and things they read to guide them in navigating life. That's why it is always important for parents to teach their kids about the harsh realities of life and make them observe how mum and dad relate, so as to enable them learn from their mistakes and apply the lessons learnt to their lives/reality when they grow up.
Yh I noticed most of your topics are directed towards a certain group of people and trust me, I'm already acquainted with the bitter overgrown kids. I know them like a kid knows his alphabets.

Let them keep bringing it on, we will continue to put them in their place. You know their place na shey?

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