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luminouz:
That one Na out of my territory oooo!

luminouz:
Are u a man? N is d spirit a man too?

luminouz:
Ayam not really understanding!

finally1:
wait o... you are male ?

finally1:
if he comes this night, tell him to vuck sm sense into you

henrydadon:
This must be a nollywood movie right

If am this guy I will sue her In court and she will be forced to pay
Back all the money that have been wasted so far in the course of the relationship ,wedding expenditure and for also wasting my precious time..

soberdrunk:
1)Bros as you enter, the first person way you see just grab am bite hin ear "chew am swallow"!! Swallow am ooo! You don first establish say you nor dey okay so that respect don dey!

2) Dey follow urself talk to keep up with the act, just dey say rubbish even if nah tupac song way you dey rap backwards

3) Always be on the offensive, dey attack people randomly.......

4) Don't ever show any sign of "Fear"

5)If you cannot do 1-4 make sure you have a huge sum of money to settle Warder for "vip" treatment or else wetin ur eye go see for jail.........

HitlerGaddafi:
Experienced folks or ex convicts on this forum can help shed more light for someone going to jail for the first time most especially for someone who was wrongfully accused.

#The do's and dont's in a Nigerian prison.
#The food
#The kind of people you'll meet
#The toilets, baths and all.
#The kind of freedom you get to enjoy at least to some extent.

And lots more.

GenBuhari:
Happy Independence Day Nigeria!

I hail my people.

Greetings to Una.

May all our endeavours be fruitful.

The gods of our land shall continue to protect us from all enemies of Nigeria.

May the gods guide our leaders to deliver on their promises and punish their enemies.

jessiecah:
It doesn't matter if they do that behind closed doors or whatever, but for her boyfriend or whatever to make her pose like that for a picture is demeaning, just look @ how she's bent over. He should respect her not to do that

jessiecah:
She's not really popular and the last picture is so disrespectful, on all levels

Toks2008:
LOL! Abeg what is gbolos?

Toks2008:
Online hook up simply means meeting someone online while you do proper offline dating and talking about online platforms I'm referring to all forms and types of interactive media you can think of.

While many people consider it dangerous to connect to people of opposite sex online,I can say with all sincerity that I have met more fantastically decent. responsible ladies online than offline and after thorough evaluation I have come to realize that while it is more difficult to find responsible guys online.the reverse is the case when it comes to finding decent ladies and below are 6 reasons why I believe so.

1.Most decent and marriageable ladies usually stay indoors:

If they are not at work,in the mall or in church then you can bet they are at home with their family members watching TV or browsing the Internet as well as checking their watsup. facebook.Twitter. instagram...and this makes it easier to come across them online.

2. Most responsible and marriageable ladies are always busy:

As expected,most responsible ladies of marriageable ages are usually very busy as you are likely going to find them at their work or business centers which hardly give room for guys to have easy access to them due to their tight itinerary but when they get home, you are most certain to find them in a more relaxed mood to socialize and ofcourse the online platform is the best option.

3.There is a better chance of hitting the spot:

While the offline chase usually comes with the restraints and frustrations of seemingly mature ladies who deeply want a man yet will put up an indifferent disposition and act like they don't care, the online chase is a different ball game as it gives a no holds Barr opportunity to communicate sternly and purposefully which usually yields a purposeful result as you will know if you still have a chance or if you need to look elsewhere.

4.You tend to get your most preferred choice in one spot:

In a week it may be very difficult for a guy to meet a lady offline who has The face or body type that endears him and if he eventually meets one. she may be too young.unserious, or even marrried.

But the online platform eliminates these hiccups to the barest minimum.Yes pictures do lie these days but at least you will get to have a better clue of the person in terms of Age,facial looks, body structure,relationship status and a bit of interaction good enough for you to know if you need to get closer.
The other good side to online hook up is that you can approach any lady regardless of her status and you just might win her heart if you fit into the picture of what she wants.

5.It gives you more integrity:

I don't know about anyone else but the act of wooing a lady is pissing to me especially when you consider the possible outcome of the move as regards the immature dispositions expressed by some ladies..

The sad twist to it is the way many ladies see a guy who is still single and searching because they will be quick to call you irresponsible just because you wooed them today and they see you talking to another lady tomorrow as if you are not entitled to keep trying until you get.

6.A better choice for responsible guys and introverts:

I want every lady to understand that introverts are the best guys any lady can pray for.

This set of guys don't indulge in vague things of life but are deeply responsible with no time to start chasing skirts around and if they ever show interest in you then don't bother proving hard to get because they may never give you a second look.

Hooking up online might just be the perfect choice for this set of guys as they will have the oportunity of getting their prefered choice while eliminating the stress of offline 50/50 chase.

While it is quite easier to see teenagers and fun seeking ladies all over the place,I strongly believe that hooking up with responsible, responsive and marriageable ladies seem easier online than offline.

I don't know if this makes sense.

Rogosa:
I tot of the same too. I have covered every loopholes but yet I still see them.

Zoharariel:
I could sniff out the hypocrisy of the Children of Jesus even from a thousand miles away.

Next time, don't just say “Islam and other false religions”, instead you should say - “Islam, Christianity, Judaism & other religions” because all of them are in the same category.

There's no true or a false religion. Religion - not just Islam, is the bane of humanity and therefore must be abolished.

DTRUMPER:
Unique indeed,

1.Nigeria is unique with her special brand of corruption,

2.Unique in her inability to effectively and efficiently distribute electricity

3. So unique with her special kind of potholes in road networks

4. So unique that her citizens minimum wage cannot buy a bag of rice

5. So unique that her citizens suffer to elect their officials under the sun and rain, so that those officials will live like kings and citizens live like slaves

NIGERIA, SUCH A UNIQUE NATION WITH HER SPECIAL BRAND OF UNEMPLOYMENT, INTEREST RATE.

THE GIANT OF AFRICA INDEED.

Justcash:
As United State's Secretary of State, John Kerry's visit to Nigeria is very important, especially as Obama blatantly refused to visit Nigeria throughout his 8 years of leadership.

The question is, why did John Kerry ignore Lagos to visit Sokoto instead? Why was his visit so vested on meeting Northern Nigeria governors and states? Was economic exchange not in the agenda? Even if it was purely political, is Southern Nigeria not supposed to be represented?

I walked into a bar in Melbourne and coincidentally saw the news being shown on TV, the overwhelming portrayal of Nigeria as a caliphate, and the traditional domination of Northern figures around the visit left my friend asking if Nigeria is a Northern state like Saudi Arabia?

Please, abeg, MAKE UNA LEAVE TRIBALISM AND GIVE ME A VALID ANSWER.

bolaino:
When I was Younger, under the administration of Former President Olusegun Obasanjo, there was a Government program he instituted in Nigerian Universities then, and Many former cult members of Different Cult Organisations, like the Aye Axemen, Haba Krier, Viking, BAN, KKK, etc renounced their membership to these various secret cults, and they pledged to live a life free of Crime and Live meaningful lives, the program was applauded, as it saw to throngs of students in secret cults coming out to renounce their affiliation to these groups, the program helped to reduce the menace of cultism in Nigerian institutions, and I believe that such a program should be re-introduced under the Buhari-Osinbanjo led Administration, Because the spate of Cult related killings and Other related Cult practices are endangering the lives of Innocent Nigerian Youths, Wole Soyinka should be made a mediator between Young Cultists who want to Renounce and President Muhamadu Buhari, I believe if we Reconcile all aggrieved cult parties in Nigerian Universities and Get them to Renounce their various memberships, we will have a more secure Future for our Youths, #SayNoToCultism.

Baltazarcus:
Hey , guys. I ve been seeking answers to this psychological problem i have , i dont even know whether to call it a problem but i m, here to seek answers and solution.
Now, everything i see the Nazi leader ,i feel so much admiration for the man (Adolf hitler) despite all sorts of atrocities and evil things i read about him and the riech during his regime 1933-1945.
This reached to the extent of download his pictures over the internet and also videos of the germany during his regime and ww2 .each time i subscribed .i dont know what is going on and despite the things i saw and read about him my admiration for thr man grows even more .i dont even like to entertain all the sily and what people alled the evil he did.pls i still maintain the respect i have for the man buti want to curtail its excessiveness of falling in love with him.any advise will be helpful .

Johnlenoxx:
Do you guys think Donald trump gonna win the elections?

Zoharariel:
Bosnia - I remember landing under Sniper fire It was supposed to be some kinda greeting ceremony at the airport but instead we just ran with our heads down to get into the vehicles to get to our base - Hilary Clinton Can Lie For Heaven

Bolaino, where art thou? I think you're right about Trump winning this election.

Now, listen to this, Killery Clinton has said that Amerika will be safer with her finger on the nuclear button, than with Donald Trump’s finger on it.

Seemingly reminiscent of Lyndon Johnson’s infamous “Daisy Ad” from 1964, when he was running against Barry Goldwater.

He successfully passed himself off as the “peace candidate” and won the election handily. Little did the
Amerikan gullible & brainwashed public know that he was already planning to escalate in Viet Nam.

It is therefore not surprising that some people in the global aristocracy are already buying nuclear-proof-shelters - from Vivos Group, because these aristocrats are sufficiently well-connected to know what is coming, and not being published.

See the links below to the nuclear-proof bomb-shelters.

www.forbes.com/sites/jimdobson/2015/06/12/billionaire-bunkers-exclusive-look-inside-the-worlds-largest-planned-doomsday-escape/#18b7a43e5afb

www.terravivos.com/secure/applicationpricing.htm


I only pity the Committee of Amerikan Defenders here on Nairaland (especially Lucasbalo & ValerianSteel) because when the shiit hits the fan, me & my family will be in my underground nuclear bunker in Ijebu, while Putin & his family also will be in his underground nuclear bunker in Moskow.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-UWA3vri1o&gl=NG&hl=en-GB&client=mv-google

Lucasbalo:
I will hold you to that and if Donald Trump wins the election, I will remit 50.000 Naira to you and please keep this for your record. That's how sure I am that no way Americans will elect a confirmed racist and a demagogue who is a serial cheater on his wives and who lies on top of his lies. Plus, there is no way for him to get the required 270 electoral votes the way our States are linef up. The bigger Stated like California, New York, Illinois, Michigan and co are automatic blue states. Will keep this in my record .

Lucasbalo:
Don't sweat my friend. Trump will never win the Presidency here.