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What has hiatus got to do wid ds one now?
You and your big grammar masef.

_{E get as twinny fit spoil pesin runs na.
U sef know}

I don dey pout my lips teytey nowww. . .
I promise muki no go know.

That your lip gloss too make sense.
Shey make I taste am?

_{Hurry up before twinny enter oh!}

High priest suppose sabi im levels oh!

You masef wetin you dey find chief priest for?

Abi na d reason wey u dey prove stubborn be dat?

_{Me sef don dey wonder why I never catch ds chick afta so many rhymes wey I don dey drop.}

He assured me that once you see me like ds, you go just dey open teeth dey smiiiiile. . . .
See I don photograph am for record purposes.

iice:
show me the powers

Wetin u dey follow guy go talk for private?
I hope say d guy don see d warning sign oh!

Make she come answer query!

You think say na by ordinary eye u take manifest like that?
You never see anything.

[size=14pt]Yippeeeee!!! [/size] Baba jazz too mush biko!!
See as she just appear fiam!!

mukina2:
@ Bolarge
she dey aint you tired of being freezed?

Naaah! Me wannna feel ddem vibrations again y'na.
  Zat chick mon make me feel airee. . .

It's much too interesting up in here for me to exit as yet.

The door is available for your use Grief.
   Won't miss ya.

Like I said, the person who talked 'bout using chisel n' hammer there wasn't being derogatory was she?
      And last time I checked, it was a female who said it. Typical double standards. 

ThiefOfHearts:
when it comes to the female form and the chauvinistic ways you people refer to it, yes I do.
but nevermind, I thought I was talking to an adult.
carry on.

That's exactly why your mental incompetence is astounding. All you see on N'land are retards, idiots, cretins n'
the likes yet you stay. You've already mentioned that this thread got boring yet u're back.
What further diagnosis d'you need of your condition?

ThiefOfHearts:
point is you were referring to the female genitals in a derogatory manner

Oh really! LMAO
You're actually in a position to judge who's using derogatory terms right now!
  I like this turn of events, really getting interesting.

_{BTW, the person who talked 'bout using chisel n' hammer there wasn't being derogatory was she?
And last time I checked, it was a female who said it. Typical double standards.}

@muki
I hear you oh!
Wey your friend iice now?
Abi she no know say ain't no sunshine when she's gone?

Wherever "koko can" came from?

"koko" on the other hand is a slang coined by a naija artiste by the name D'banj n' can mean anything
u want it to mean.  Comprendez?

Razorr:
3. Mukina2 - What can I say - The most beautiful girl on N/L. I'ld r'ape her the minute I meet her.

Pleeez tell me you joking.

@Topic
It's a really looong list. . .
I'm glad every single one of 'em knows him/herself.
Y'all rock ma world pipo, Thanx.

papermoon:
yes i remember my first kiss, it was with my ghanaian neighbour, (this kid was about 8.same age as me)and we were playing hide and seek, and for some perverted reason, he chose to HIDE in the same closet as me, and came to SEEK my lips,
i might have just been 8 but i no go lie it was sweet, so sweet that i tried to replicate it with my uncle, (i was not abused as a child o.)i willingly walked up to my uncle and told him that i wanted to do the thing "jerry rawlings" and i did, my uncle said what?and as i brought my face close to him and pointed my little ashawo lips to his, he gave me a fine slap, TWWAAAI, was the last i heard till i staggered on the floor, lets just say i had never done so much frog jumps in my life since that day, and for some strange reason, ghana boy never was allowed back into our house, and YESS, anytime i face a plate of kenkey and the sauce and fried fish, i think of my ghanaian loverkid, damn, those were the days,

This post always gets me reeling.

godslead:
lol @ bolarge where did u get that pic? Nt romantic at all.

I no fit remember masef.
Prolly during one of my random browsing.

crazykid:
Ok Can we continue this our discussion privately please?

[size=13pt]crazykid!!! Thou art trespassing!!! [/size]

@Topic
It depends on what's mutually agreed on by both parties.

Kilo n sele eyin pipu?
Se wa?
Mo ngbadun yin pupo ju ju.

We serve a never changing God.

Someone pls read Seun his Rights. . . .

U have the right to be silent,
U have the right to an attorney. . .
Anything u say will be used against you. . . . _{U know d rest. lol}

This is getting interesting.

[quote author=Hazel-eyed link=topic=481.msg1402018#msg1402018 date=1187343981]when you finally turn 40 and you see a man that will help you out don't forget to go with chisel and hammer, am sure he'll be needing it.[/quote]A 40yr-old whose hubby needs a chisel n' hammer still has more value than a 20yr-old in whose koko he
can conveniently literally park his Hummer Jeep.

@Poster
As long as d bride-to-be no be iice, then "Congratulobions!!!"

. . . Otherwise, na my baba for Ikotun to d rescue oh!!

@Topic
Ladies y'all admit . . We too much na! Wetin?
Ain't that why y'all love us so, so much?

@Topic
Methinks they [size=14pt]Rock!!!![/size]

. . . .well most of 'em.

"              "

Nairaland just got [size=14pt]interesting!![/size]

crazykid:
@topic
There’s nothing wrong in being a virgin. If all the guys that come across you have nothing good to say to you apart from sex, then let go. You’re only 21 so its better you concentrate on your studies and stop bothering yourself on this boyfriend issue, because there’s nothing but sorrow and pain in the end. When your time comes, the right guy would walk in so cheer up ok?

@crazykid
You r d man.
Your words are depictive of sterling intellect.

@Muanya
Thanks for that post dearie.
Pple like you need to come out more vocally n' stop receding into your shells anytime the perverts
resort to unwarranted insults n' provocations as is typical of them.

debeo:
We are in te same shoe here just that am a man u re a woman, any way just to let u no you're not alone, stick 2 your virginity u ill never regret, i promise u that.

@debeo
Thanks for that post my guy.
Pls remember to always tell our young ones there's never regret doing things God's
pre-ordained way.

Amen my sister. Amen.