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Isn't a woman idling away at home more likely to cheat than an ever busy career woman?
Y'all don't know what idleness is capable of doing to pple.

Every two consecutive numbers sum up to the number below and between 'em.

And we have done it again.

Y'all get your butts off the seats n' stand up for the Champions!!!

[size=14pt]Nigeria Rocks!!![/size]

And the world bows to the greatest.

[size=14pt]Hail Nigeria!!![/size]

She sucks.
She was not voted in in the first place so I doubt if she gives a rat's ass what we the electorate think
of her. She has already run to her "selectorate" (OBJ n co) and they are going to save her ass. Sad but true.

That Samsung protector ad was so wack.
The ad agency's director shd be hung.


Udeme ad rocks. . . I gotta hand it to them. . .
. . . but they kept playin it so often it started grating
on my nerves.

Vulture even dey ds one.
The verdict has obviously been given.

No be so my brother?
That was sarcasm at its best. I'm glad u like it.

Hello!! Are u pple of the impression a non-cheating man doesn't get a boner when
confronted with a sexy unclad woman?
 What kindda guys u girls been around?  

A faithful guy simply won't go ahead n' shag her.
 The test therefore falls flat on this premise as every normal guy's bound to fail.
      End of story.

@niceuzor

What do I say? Thanks man.

There is nothing wrong with having cosmetic surgery. If u can afford it and u're 100% cool with
the outlined possible side effects where there's any, by all means go for it.

Honestly I think he's overrated. That also applies to several others too numerous to mention.
The likes of Olu Jacobs, Pete Edochie, RMD, Joke Silva, Genevieve Nnaji, Stella Damasus still
have work to do in finding promising actors n' actresses of substance to fill their shoes.
These Ini Edos, Emeka Ikes et al just don't cut it. . . . . .  yet.

It's funny but why is it I only feel pity for this guy?

A classic celebration of modern depravity.

What nonsense. That's how to kill every man.
So u believe only "cheating" men will fail that test.
The test get as e be o.

[size=14pt]Bwahahahahahahaha!!! [/size]


^{shakes head}

Some mothers do have 'em.

@poster

I guess u got tired of shagging the sheep n' nanny goats in your neighborhood.


>>>. . . runs away >>>>>>>

It's a really tight one here but seriously speaking I don't think so.
There's this razzness it somehow connotes n' it's something I'm still
unable to shake off my subconscious. I believe it's important a guy dates a girl
he'll be proud to introduce to any member of his family n' crew.
Nothing can be more painful for a girl than to know her "man" is not proud of her
/doesn't want to be closely associated with her in public. I definitely won't want
to put any woman through that.
However if by virtue of close association eg work, church I really get to see beyond the
physical, n' she's a real gem, believe me marks or no marks I'll go for her.

. . . . . . I hope.

It's a really tight one here but seriously speaking I don't think so.
There's this razzness it somehow connotes n' it's something I'm still
unable to shake off my subconscious. I believe it's important a guy dates a girl
he'll be proud to introduce to any member of his family n' crew.
Nothing can be more painful for a girl than to know her "man" is not proud of her
/doesn't want to be closely associated with her in public. I definitely won't want
to put any woman thru that.
However if by virtue of close association eg work, church I really get to see beyond the
physical, n' she's a real gem, believe me marks or no marks I'll go for her.

_{. . . . . . I hope.}

15.

jkpretty:
but the guy the next time i saw him i boned

What else wld u have done? Apologise? LMAO
Honestly, if I wz d guy u wldn't hear the last of it. Anytime we jam I'd just replicate the sound
n' even mimic ur face while droppin da bomb. "PPRRAAAAP!! PRUUUP!! PSSHHHHH!!"

If y'all haven't seen YoYo Bitters advert then u're not qualified to cast aspersion on any other ad.
Gawwd that ad [size=14pt]suckssss!!![/size]

Ooops! I forgot, only Ib folks're likely to have seen it.

This is one of my best. It's from the thread Do You Remember Your First Kiss?
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-1370.192.html

papermoon:
yes i remember my first kiss, it was with my ghanaian neighbour, (this kid was about 8.same age as me)and we were playing hide and seek, and for some perverted reason, he chose to HIDE in the same closet as me, and came to SEEK my lips,
i might have just been 8 but i no go lie it was sweet, so sweet that i tried to replicate it with my uncle, (i was not abused as a child o.)i willingly walked up to my uncle and told him that i wanted to do the thing "jerry rawlings" and i did, my uncle said what?and as i brought my face close to him and pointed my little ashawo lips to his, he gave me a fine slap, TWWAAAI, was the last i heard till i staggered on the floor, lets just say i had never done so much frog jumps in my life since that day, and for some strange reason, ghana boy never was allowed back into our house, and YESS, anytime i face a plate of kenkey and the sauce and fried fish, i think of my ghanaian loverkid, damn, those were the days,