₦airaland Forum

I think this is a very untoward development.
Soludo has more than proved his mettle in handling CBN affairs n' matters relating to the Nigerian economy at that.
Does he have to go the way of Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala?
Why are we sacrificing the sages while gnomes like David Mark n' the PDP imposed politicians bestride our nation like the parasites that they are.

Mamajama:
they trying to make Africa look like a jungle again.

You took the words right out of my mouth.
Subtle attempt to give credence to the "black man is a modified ape" mentality.

The Police takes this one.

My arms around her while we watch a movie.

papermoon:
yes i remember my first kiss, it was with my ghanaian neighbour, (this kid was about 8.same age as me)and we were playing hide and seek, and for some perverted reason, he chose to HIDE in the same closet as me, and came to SEEK my lips,
i might have just been 8 but i no go lie it was sweet, so sweet that i tried to replicate it with my uncle, (i was not abused as a child o.)i willingly walked up to my uncle and told him that i wanted to do the thing "jerry rawlings" and i did, my uncle said what?and as i brought my face close to him and pointed my little ashawo lips to his, he gave me a fine slap, TWWAAAI, was the last i heard till i staggered on the floor, lets just say i had never done so much frog jumps in my life since that day, and for some strange reason, ghana boy never was allowed back into our house, and YESS, anytime i face a plate of kenkey and the sauce and fried fish, i think of my ghanaian loverkid, damn, those were the days,

So I'm not the only one.
When I read it, I laughed so hard peeps came rushing from other offices to see what was wrong.

No worry. That clique too busy for Dating section.
Ddem no go see ds one.

Some are gullible.
Most enjoy lies.
Others are just watching u make a big fool of yourself.

That first one (i . . e) na my Nairaland priority gaskiya.
If you know how I fit capture that girl, in fact I go erect shrine dey worship you day and night.

The question is for the ladies but if I'm to speak on what I've observed quite a lot of ladies
would indeed date a rideless guy.
They'd prefer if he had a car of course, just the way we'd prefer if the booty was a li'l bigger.

An opportunity to express myself.

@sillyboy
LMAO
U no serious.
Since ddem overrule our electoral victory no need. We go restrategise.

_{I was actually of the opinion u got banned or som'n. Which won't be too surprising.}

Good t'see u again sha.

I dey.
How I go shenk u? We fight?

Oooh my God! . . . . . . That was sooo touching. . . .



_{Who took d tissue from my drawer sef?}

So,so sad.
A crooked and perverse generation indeed.

If he can't handle it let him simply move on.
It's a lot better that way than to punish her with it by putting it in her face anytime they fall out.
What's most important now is whether nor not she's a changed person.
No woman deserves a guy who believes he's doing her a favor by staying with her.

yimiton,
U mess up oh! Fine girl like you.
This guy obviously has tons of money to throw around on pretty girls.
_{Just kidding.}

@yara
The die is cast.
Learn your lesson n' move on.
This girl's gotten enough from you already n' believe me it's likely you're not the only guy she's milking.
Do not give her one kobo more.

@Topic

Yes.

@sillyboy
Na wa oh! Where u don dey?
I see u're still representing.

It's a really tough one here.
One bridge I never pray to reach talk less of cross.

@segoye2
Jeeez! Now that wz good. Thanx n' keep it up.

@Dallawx

Word!

xaneth:
I'm not sure if I should broach the topic and if I'd appear to be pushy or forward.
What do u fellas think? should I just ask him or would it turn him off? Cus I know guys could be touchy about things like that!Your comments would be greatly appreciated.

I just don't get it.
Wasn't he the one that brought it up in the first place? Why on earth shld it now turn him off?
Why shld u have any probs steering your discussion in that direction? Even girls whose guys never
broached the subject have a way of telling 'em how it's 'bout time they settled down.
If indeed u've been with him for 4yrs as u claim I see no reason why u shdn't be ready to discuss
anything n' I mean anything with him.
Your life is involved here too remember.

ThiefOfHearts:
taking out of his "precious" time to go wade through my old posts

Oooh! Something u’ve never done for others. Hypocrite.

Na wa for your ever changing post sha.
This is what I left before going offline:

ThiefOfHearts:
Rofl. 

e mi ni kan tun? taking out of his "precious" time to go wade through my old posts, all that just foe moi. Good trick there too, just quoting some parts without showing WHY i responded to those people the way I did.  You're so cute! Aww come here you! 


I hope everyone has noticed that Bolarge is still on my arse out of everyone on the board. Amazing. I guess that's the 21st century kind of "wooing”.
*does a cartwheel* 

This is what obtains now on my return:

ThiefOfHearts:
Rofl. 

e mi ni kan tun? taking out of his "precious" time to go wade through my old posts, all that just foe moi. Good trick there too, just quoting some parts without showing WHY i responded to those people the way I did. Btw in case you didnt know the word "cunt" also means a contemptible PERSON which is how I use it. ok? but You're so cute! Aww come here you! 


I hope everyone has noticed that Bolarge is still on my arse out of everyone on the board. Amazing. I guess that's the 21st century kind of "wooing", to think I thought that only happened in primary school.

*does a cartwheel* 

Anyway it’s allowed. Still within the rules, so let’s just address the corny addenda.

ThiefOfHearts:
Btw in case you didnt know the word "cunt" also means a contemptible PERSON which is how I use it. ok

Awww. . . . how sweet. . . Thanks for educating me huh?
I however wish u were educated well enough to know that in both contexts it’s still used only by low-lifes in the gutters of society. But who am I to blame u, afterall your mother raised u “well” on such words.

ThiefOfHearts:
I guess that's the 21st century kind of "wooing", to think I thought that only happened in primary school.

Dayuum!! Ds‘ how u get wooed? You’ve actually been retarded that long?
Eeeyaah! O ma se o. . . We’re aware retarded girls are prime victims of abuse. That prolly explains a lot ‘bout your present state. Pele. It is well.

ThiefOfHearts:
*does a cartwheel* 

A typically lame “Let this cup pass over me” way of evading issues that’ve assumed cerebral dimensions.

What kind of kiss are we talkin' 'bout here?
Kiss get levels oh!

Sorry sweet, d'I do som'n wrong?

Self flattery is a well known symptom and a temporary panacea for delusional patients.
Keep it up.

@GriefOfHearts

Awwww. . . . . . pity pity pity.  
What do we have here? A chicken sucking up to a new poster by the name kanz n’ hiding behind her intelligent post just to cast pebbles.
Chicken’s however careful not to mention names.
How pathetic can you get?
Afraid to fully come out now?
Did I hurt you?    ROFLMFAO  
This intellectually challenged thing never ceases to amuse me.

ThiefOfHearts:
using disgusting chauvanistic slang to describe these women is just sad. Goes to show that some mothers truly have failed when it comes to teaching respect towards women

You know what GriefOfHearts? The most irksome thing ‘bout you is your colossal hypocrisy. It simply stinks to the heavens. You stand foaming in the mouth n’ judge peeps using “chauvinistic slangs” to describe women. Na wa o.
So your own mother didn’t fail in raising u shey?  

Thank heavens for evidence ^{(something u're yet to use here bcs of your lies)} so all can see the posts of the one whose mother raised well. . . .

ThiefOfHearts:
I assume the husband isnt giving the retarded cunt much attention  

ThiefOfHearts:
You insecure nitwit.
Just because I don't think the same of you with your blurry-ass pic doesnt mean I'm going around "hating on" other tribes, you tart.

ThiefOfHearts:
actually TRY doing this n and other variations several times and the bitch still comes around

ThiefOfHearts:
You are pathetic Germine. Stop looking for my attention, you retarded cunt.

ThiefOfHearts:
If you stop being a retarded cunt with bad vocabulary, I'm more than willing to do the visa lottery for you

ThiefOfHearts:
anyway enough about that dumb cunt. Let's discuss better things.

ThiefOfHearts:
Anyway I don't have time for that[b] hypocrtical cunt[/b].

ThiefOfHearts:
ogechi84 is a retarded cunt

ThiefOfHearts:
your mom is still a LovePeddler, sorry

TartOfHell or GriefOfHearts whatever it is you call yourself, admit it- you are plainly bereft of every shred of decorum.
Please do yourself a favor by pleading with the likes of cute-ass to tutor you on finesse, decorum, manners- the very essence of proper home training which your biological parents refused to teach u because they saw no hope in you. I don’t blame them. Neither do I.

Tomorrow. 10am prompt.