₦airaland Forum

Wainey:
What u are saying is that, if you bring all the demons into one big body, they have a chance of becoming an angel, is that what I read or I missed some part?

That's exactly what we both read, my brother!

😂😂.

Looks like the heavenly trumpet wey Angel Michael suppose blow, dey Putin office for Kremlin.

NIGERIA,

See people wey suppose be your mates! You leave to be better country come dey measure shoulders with people like Niger republic and Ghana! Same Ghana that once was such a backward country that their citizens literally considered YOU to be "overseas", which birthed the infamous "Ghana Must Go" anthem when you humiliated them enough to be their origin story of development. Today that same Ghana is chasing your citizens from their country.

You are a failure! You are a failure for being a land that permits injustice to thrive! You are a failure for being a country that only works for the crooked politicians and elites!

See your mate flying to the Solar system there! Stay down here and be sharing microphone with Niger republic over stupid and unnecessary issues!

Mtscheew!

Ours is a society that still needs plenty of enlightenment.

For people who are very deeply religious, we tend to find delight in being morally judgemental to the point we practically rain ridicule and condemnation on ourselves.

Nudity is largely one of the foundational ingredients of most African cultures, and Nigeria is no exemption. How we have become so brainwashed to the extent able bodied MEN are gloating in the feel of shaming and ruining women with their nudity, is a level of insanity and masculine irresponsibility that should be studied in a Chinese Laboratory.

That a woman trusts you enough to give you photos and videos of her nudity while you're both in a relationship, should be a solid foundation for you to respect that thing she saw in you, and reciprocate her trust. But NO! You're an idiot who's fortunate enough to have a human face and penis, so how you eventually believe such a dirty behaviour adds to your "Masculine Conquests", is the only thing that still reminds us that you were initially created to be a goat!

To think our ancestors proved manhood by conquering lands and protecting their women, while we're here today exposing ours to opprobrium.

Bros, make una dey reason o! Una follow get sisters, and those wey no get, go get daughters. Karma no need google maps o!

Yestogood:
His money, his choice. Ask God to help you, instead of this.

Not his money, my friend!

He has been a consistent beneficiary of the Nigerian tax payers' money through salaries and other emoluments for over 25years, having rolled within political circles for that long. The least he can do is give back to the same society that has made him. If he's failing at efforts as simple as providing ordinary pipe borne water to his village or even LGA, is it when he becomes the President tomorrow that he'll have the empathy and moral decency to build us refineries and nuclear plants?

And God doesn't come down from Heaven to help us, no matter how hard we pray. He passes through other people. So if my Uncle cannot make himself a vessel for God to use in answering the prayers of his own kinsmen, what then would be the essence of praying any further?

Malroux:
I'll rather be the one to beat someone.

Okay, something just happened. You got restricted? Someone obviously doesn't like your audacity..😂.

This NFF is very easily amongst Nigeria's 3 most useless Agencies/Institutions.

Their ineptitude and inefficiency sits comfortably only beneath the Nigerian Police Force and the Standard Organisation of Nigeria (SON).

francotunsco:
Are you aware that FFK is an accomplished lawyer? Former minister? and do on and so forth...

Please, how many sound court cases has Femi Fani Kayode had through out his law career till date, and how many has we won? Where then is the "accomplished" coming from?

Femi Fani Kayode was an Aviation Minister under whose watch Air planes were falling from the Nigerian skies, to the point it was even taking weeks to find some. If I was him, I'll be too ashamed to include that service experience in my resumé.

FFK is neither an accomplished lawyer nor a seasoned Administrator at any level. Whatever class he has managed to achieve in life, absolutely came from being a sycophant to the highest bidder in political circles and being a garrulous clown on media screens and newspaper pages.

Dear Chelsea Fans:

Una suffer just dey start..😂!
For una mind na Pochettino request for all these players wey una sign so? E be like una no reason to go ask Man United what's up.

American owners of football clubs wey na their wives and children dey decide who club go sign, na im una dey here dey ventilate on top one match. You guys are in for a very long season!

😂😂.

Nothing dey sweet me for weekend like when Chelsea lose match. At least we dey fit drink beer in peace for various bars and sit-out spots.

Una go juss dey carry money dey buy rubbish up and down for transfer market!

freeDR:
Only lazy, unsuccessful people are fond referring to successful people as stingy. Sit up face your life.

Despite how hard working you seemingly are, we're on nairaland together trading messages, and hell I even seem to be more confident than you are.

Khyrvxjzy:
you get pride and you be begger, your begger get choice ooo

Delightfully, I've never had to dispose my pride to beg you or your friends or family members.

So I'll carry your "beggar" label with my shoulders raised high.

In no particular order:

- Abdulrahman Abdulrasaq of Kwara State.
- Benedict Ayade of Cross River State (formerly).
- Yahaya Bello of Kogi State.

Malroux:
Tinubu is in the same mould with Mbadinuju.

LMAO!

You seem to like fights as much as you fancy politics. Make them sha no beat you for nairaland one day..😂.

Arkmanbuddy:
E suppose even sell shares sef and go PLC.

And I swear, I for buy the shares!

LEXYCOM:
If chelsea loss thing match, am washing dish, making dinner tonite and no sex for one week.....had a bet with my wife that chelsea will win

😂😂.

I can't even imagine being you right now!

Caicedo go collect for Twitter today..😂!!

Angelfrost:
Calm down... According to sycophants in Naija, things will get worse before they get better!

Trust the process!

😂😂.
I've always told you that you're a very cruel individual.

AmazingELixir:
We've been hearing Village people for a very longtime ...Now here is a veey good example of one of them.

Trust me, I have never presented myself as a good person to anyone.

Every family has and deserves a masquerade, and I have long been confirmed by family members on both sides, to be the biological masquerade of my generation. So nothing wey you wan call me wey wan vex me!

Mjshexy:
You can imagine a man of his status renovating his own father's house after the old man had past on. I have lots of relatives like that too from senators to those who were chief of staff to the President and ministers but thank God my widowed mother, siblings and i didn't have to depend on them, it's been God all the way 🙏

I'm sorry about your dad.
My warmest regards to your strong mother💪!

Naijagoodman:
This ref is damn stupid for that call

Calm down.
Make you no end up slap person.

fabolouz1:
That's Nigeria ambassador to Italy .
BTW it's unethical for you to call him names because you haven't benefited financially from him.
Truth be told ,he owes you nothing .

He owes me, his kinsmen and village people a lot! Don't say that please.

Have you read his profile? I won't be surprised if he aims for the Governorship within the decade. So am I supposed to be proud to present this sort of person to Cross Riverians? Which face I wan keep take sell him candidacy?

Mjshexy:
They are always like that, stingy and wicked. But after they are out of the office they will now become friendly to family relatives, i don't know what kind of spirit comes upon them like that

I'm known for bluntness and straight-faced audacity, mostly during general family meetings, so whenever significant occasions come up and anybody sees the need to inform me, they pass through my mother.

It's really hard imagining being a graduate with a strong 2.1 and lacking a decent job when you have a family member in the Federal corridor of power. All he knows how to do is speak English on phone calls that last for over 3hours at a spot. There isn't a single borehole to his name back in the village. He only remodeled his father's house prior to the burial.

E come be like say e dey carry curse dey waka!

Nottingham Forest dey dull sef. Them don suppose score this Chelsea by now.

I no even talk finish, goal don enter..😂. If Caicedo like, make e no score goal or lay assist today, Chelsea fans go use him eyes take see Tinubu kind of shege!!

tunjijones:
You are calling someone stingy motherfuker on top hin own money oooo. Nigerians and entitled mentality.

Until you come to realise that in this world it's every man to himself the better for you. If you have a rich brother or sister or cousin or aunty and they help you, it's a very good one but If they don't help you, I don't think they have done anything wrong cos you no folo them work for dia money.

The only people you have the right to feel entitled to is your parents cos na dem bring you come this world.

Did your parents consult that your ambassador uncle before them born you? ABI that your uncle no get him own family wey hin go take care of?

Dawon concern you!

I have every right to feel entitled to my Uncle because that is one of the ingredients of blood bonds. I have a right to call him out for refusing to reach out to his people and community back home. If he's useless to his family and village today, how's he going to be useful to my state if he becomes the Governor tomorrow? Or how's he going to be useful to you if he becomes Nigeria's President in future?

If you prefer not to call out your own family members, na your cup of tea. Leave me make I do my own make peace for dey!

[quote author=Kingpele post=125530235][/quote]Close your mouth there!

That's how we'll be forming woke and enlightened in the South, while Northerners are packing their illiterate sons and daughters and fixing them everywhere in government circles.

A recharge card seller was a de-facto power house in Buhari's Aso rock cabal, and you're here smelling mouth on nairaland because you feel you can speak English.

"Entitlement mentality" kill you there!!

baralatie:
🙄🙄
You dey vex o

You no go understand my guy!

The last time we saw the human being back home was around April or May 2022, when he came to bury his father. If you see the litany of DSS and Soldiers he conveyed to Ugep for his personal protection, just cause he didn't want people having access to him. He was gone right after the funeral!

He's my direct maternal Uncle and tomorrow he'll wake up and want to be Governor of Cross River State and his kinsmen like me will be expected to work for his victory and defend his idiocy in public.

Thank god I have pride sef! Nobody go call me for clan meeting tell me any nonsense!

TemplarLandry:
Competent men like Onanuga and FFK should represent us in the UK and USA.

That you saw logic in putting Femi Kayode and competence in the same sentence, has finally convinced me of your IQ level.

No wonder you no just stress yourself with school. You quietly go learn DJ work!

So that my stingy Uncle is finally going to leave that Ambassadorial position he has occupied for over 10years now. Him go come meet us for this Abuja!

Man has been representing Nigeria in different roles on the International scene from 1998 till date, but has failed to impact even in the slightest bit on the lives of his people. To even see him in person na problem. Fucker was exclusively the gateway to Patience Jonathan through out her stay in Aso rock. Very liked by GEJ and surprisingly favoured by Buhari as well. Back home in Cross River, na F9 be him nickname.

Ambassador Mfawa Abam, welcome back! We dey wait your return for Abuja!

Stingy and self-centered motherfucker!

Newton2024:
Even if our judiciary was not corrupt, Tinubu will corrupt it. Tinubu is corruption personified. But if they eventually legalized illegitimacy, I may not vote again.

Omoh, nothing go comot from that Judiciary o! Make una juss comot mind, come use that energy embrace hunger for the next 3years and 8 months..😂.

helinues:
This one just dey make up thread.. Where are the Nigeria Delta leaders begging for the release of Kanu?

People go dey read and comment towards the right hand direction on nairaland, Helinues brain go dey understand the same contents towards the left hand side, yet the boy no go dey shame to dey exhibit him ignorance..😂. I come dey shame for you sef.