₦airaland Forum

DrGoodman:
No be person wey get results dey make am public?

I wonder o !

Make Tinubu publicise results wey him no get?

Shonubi has been talking nonsense for about a week now!!

To the best of my knowledge, there is no medium of remittance from the Diaspora that is outside the various operating windows run by banks and financial institutions.

There's no way you can lay hands on dollars sent to you from a sibling abroad, if you don't walk into a banking hall. All the flutterwave, Remitta, etc.., run transactions across borders, yes. But they basically deal with numbers, where you stand to receive alerts into your Nigerian accounts or domiciliary accounts, as the case may be. But there is no channel that hands over paper currency to an individual as proceeds from diaspora remittance, if not banks and other money houses.

So what's this load of garbage this clown is vomitting?!

creativehubb:
Stick to the topic, ECOWAS and coup crises in Niger.

There's no topic to stick to, son.

Just a scraggly load of baloney!

FreeStuffsNG:
This is very commendable. Well done Edo state Government.

It's interesting to note that the most prominent traditional ruler in the whole Edo state and perhaps the whole South South of Nigeria, apart from the Itsekiri in Delta, is the one instituted by a Yoruba Ile-Ife Prince, Oranmiyan, in Benin.

Only the Benin royalty is Yoruba. If you are not from the Benin royalty, you are not Yoruba but subject to the royalty of the Oranmiyan descendants in Benin.

We are proud of the blossomed Yoruba royalty roots in the South South today. Oodua a gbe yin o.

Do you ever see the need to comment on a thread without subtly measuring dicks between Yorubas and other Southern tribes? What is even your problem?

AllenSpencer:
France has over 250

Do you also know France has Uranium.

Then they should use their own Uranium and leave Niger republic alone!

1Dray:
Ebonyi poor? I think you should go get your head examined.

Bros, no insult me abeg!

Go to the official web page of the Nigerian Bureau of Statistics and check that for yourself.

I know say everybody dey vex for Nigeria, but it's no yardstick to insult random people whenever your manners take flight.

Rayban25:
how do you intend on holding them responsible?

you go carry them go hague based on war crimes??

lastly, who goes ecowas?

.

Who goes ECOWAS?!

God abeg, see my hands for up o!

Who send these ones to go dey warn Russia na?

Combined strength of the US, UK and more than 30 other countries never fit "hold Russia to account" over the happenings in Ukraine, na pot-bellied West African politicians wan begin raise shoulders .

No be their electorates send them on this suicide mission o!

Same Kebbi State wey dey drag top 5 poorest states in Nigeria with Ekiti and Ebonyi state them ?

IconicR, I trust you've received your own "token" for replacement of your long overdue furniture?

New recruit for Agbadeux Army of propagandists don drop quote.. !

Tinubu wasn't actually joking when he said he'll recruit 50million youths into the Army and feed them cassava and yam. He just failed to add that the army was meant to drive his internet propaganda machinery.

zangaozanga:
evil man,alway wearing black like he is alway in mourning,

I don't know how and why the black colour signifies doom and gloom to you, but it is equally my favourite colour.

MadamExcellency:
PETER Obi is campaigning for a rerun between him and Atiku Abubakar, I guess?

Lol.
Witty as that sounds, man's just going about his routine life. Let's not forget he has his litany of business involvements to tend to.

Nothing to see here.
Just friendly banter between kinsmen.

Next discourse please!

Necessity is the mother of invention.. !

Ebola Tinubu - 2023.

IconicR, the delivery guy has arrived with your croaker fish.

Thomthom:
Nawaoo na waiting make the leaders they do us anyhow afterall no unity

Dawon concern una!
I no dey follow una do again.
Na money I dey try gather now to comot from this African branch of Alcatraz prison by early next year.. !

How do nurses in Psychiatric wards even let their patients break loose, only to be constituting public nuisances ?!

That's how Brymo is currently on the verge of lunacy but everyone is seeing his signs as social media cruise.

I don't know about y'all, but it certainly looks to me like Deji Adeyanju is wailing.

And except my recollections are failing me, but isn't this the same individual who spent the entirety of the campaign window casting venomous aspersions on Peter Obi while taking sly digs at Atiku and all the while, subtly promoting the candidacy of the virus currently sitting at Aso rock.. ?

Abi na my eye dey pain me ni?

IconicR:
I love Mallam elrufai and so wish he works for Asiwaju. His wishes must be granted by Asiwaju else I'll not be happy if he distance himself from this administration. He's the major deal breaker for Asiwaju during his campaign.

Rose.. !

zangaozanga:
This is a long read

Indeed. But one that very much seems like an insider account, even though the reporter painted a picture that acutely victimises el-rufai and all the while, failing to point out the realistic baggages his person carries.

Was anyone expecting otherwise?

See country wey make Igbos and Yorubas dey fight everyday?!

Mtscheew.. !

Mah go find weed chop make I for fit sleep abeg.

Na that Rubbish Uniform wey be like the lucozade colour shade wey we been dey put on top our black and white television screens back in the early 90s, na im make Lagos dey warn people ?

Them no even happy say skit makers wan help publicise that useless profession?

Wayward individuals!!

AllenSpencer:
When is France going to borrow Nigeria nuclear bombs. That should be the bone of contention at the moment.

We just need 2 for strategic locations. One in Niger and the other, is still yet to be located within Nigeria.

How many nuclear bombs France get sef wey them wan borrow another country two.. ? That country that has been living on past glory for over a decade now.

If it wasn't going to be Ogun State, I knew it had to be Oyo.

What is it with the South West and harvesting of body parts, ni tori olohun ?!

Seriously though, when you hear certain names from Lagos, Bayelsa, Cross River and Port Harcourt, it's just very easy to know they were named as slaves by Colonialists. Ancestors of these people were so mentally oppressed that they failed to pass on history to their successive generations. So the families simply grew with names given to them by Western Colonial entities. I have a friend from Bayelsa whose name is Jimmy Bornford. Like, what the actual fvck is "Bornford" supposed to mean ?!

Just imagining myself letting my heritage die with me and failing to pass it on to my future generations !

Omoh mehn!

Time for Vincent Kompany to collect gbas gbos from him previous club.

Grit2943:
I know one of the reasons why CBN PAT is low is due to a huge part of their income been expended on expenditures.

CBN's overhead expenditures is one of the highest amongst institutions in this country. Yet the same bank woke up and saw the need to waste billions of naira on a useless "currency recolouration" policy, in the same year it was running on deficits.

Why.. ??

Grit2943:
Profit after tax for some banks in Nigeria for the year ended 2022

N129. 4bn- First Bank
NGN223.9bn - Zenith
N170.3bn- UBA
N169.2bn- GTB
N152. 20bn- Access


It is shameful that CBN is declaring N103.8bn as PAT

The abysmal PAT is not even the problem at this point.

It is the fact the CBN is owing way more than the profits it declared. Simply put, the apex bank has a deficit balance sheet, if those debts should be settled outright. Just like NNPC in 2022, the CBN equally conducted useless businesses that fetched no profits whatsoever, yet succeeded in incurring debts.. !

Lol.

OP, 95percent of your narrative is based purely on hearsay and conspiracy theories. I don't like Tinubu and everything he embodies as a politician, but this is a low, even for the most ardent Obidients.

- Ganduje's initial travails have absolutely nothing to do with Tinubu. He made some unlikely enemies during his governorship tenure and those aggrieved minds sought to ruin his prospects in this administration.

- El-rufai has the worst cases of human rights abuse amongst all Nigerian governors within the last 10years. Concerned Nigerians simply bared their fangs, wanting a pound of flesh. I can agree that Tinubu could have prevented the issues from getting complicated at the National Assembly, but it's possible he opted not to, seeing that as a rare opportunity to have Rufai out of his inner cabinet, cause that man is the direct descendant of the same biblical snake that gave Eve the apple.

- Fuel subsidy removal was a National necessity. It wasn't done to spite any region. The fact the North buys fuel slightly higher than the South, is purely down to transportation costs incurred while moving those products from depots in the South, up North.

- Tinubu's insistence to invade Niger republic is geared to assert his authority and legitimacy, as well as to please the Western Imperialists in whose hands he's always relied heavily, and not to spite the North. If the North gets hurt in the process, it is purely collateral damage.

- And there are no Tinubu supporters calling out Buhari or openly criticising his abysmal performance while in Governance. If you find Yoruba names castigating Buhari, those are the ones who are not equally inclined towards Tinubu and didn't vote for him either.

Chelsea won't lose this match.

ManWater:
If only we beat England, we for almost dey sure of S/Final, even the Final sef.

Very heavy "if only"...

Lanretoye:
if u have sense no matter how hard this country is,you will be able to buy bread.

Wey you ?!

Close mouth there! O ti ya werey ni?