₦airaland Forum

OP,

Your last paragraph sounds marginally close to a threat.

Silentgroper:
Very inseperable ...

ra ra o!

OP, you worry too much !

We're being ruled by a First Class Chicago bred and globally seasoned Economist. We're in safe hands. Even if the naira tumbles to 1500 against the dollar in less than 3 months, we believe in the capacity of Asiwaju Jagaban to steer us in the right direction.

Agbado is our passion!
Ebola Tinubu is our Captain!
No cause for Alarm!

Silentgroper:
I know a particular one that consumes coke twice each day ... every gaddem day, she down the thing in her system...

I have an Aunt who drinks at least three cans of Amstel or Guiness malt daily, for over 8years now. She's 68years old and still hitting the gym twice a week.

Women and food/sugar, mix made in heaven!

Silentgroper:
females and food be like 5&6

Nna eh!!

IconicR:
We'll be fine lastlast

But wait, you dey try tell me say you no see the mail wey I send you.. ?

What he has done to the cheating woman is none of my business, since I don't meddle in issues involving the relationships and unions of others.

However, is he going to keep shouldering the responsibility of that innocent child? Or is he about to throw away the baby with the bath water?!

When una see the guy make him for answer those questions, we go reason the matter. For now, IconicR come my dear, let's go and argue in Politics section.. !

IconicR:
This is wickedness , too much anger for ordinary boyfriend and girlfriend relationship. If you can't cope with a partner's habit then you simply leave them , it's that simple.

Rose, let nairaland breathe.. !

NOwazobia:
Better one.


The first comment almost got me rolling, then comes the second one... 🤣

The comment with the Sadio Mane meme by that Devilish guy, asking her what tore her anus, got me in stitches.. .

I laugh almost spill my beer.

salem1996:
He's out on injury?

He is, my brother.

NOwazobia:
See thread...

This one na real comic relief.. .

DevilishMan:
What tore your anus?

LMAO.. !

This boy, crowd go gather you beat one day!

MetroLane:
If I talk wetin dey my mind


My Dear Na to go buy another anus.....

Anus wey remain for market sef na Aba made.

E no dey close on im own, so Aba boys put am zip.

JagabanB:
No cîtîzèñ is "innocently" terming it Nigèria/Niger war.
It's Obidents that are trying to paint that picture and sell it as much as possible.
Tinubu speaks about this conflict on ECOWAS front not on Nigerian front.
Nobody terms it "innocently", anybody terming it that way has an agenda and purpose for doing it.

But same Tinubu pushed an official request to the Nigerian parliament seeking the nod to deploy the armed forces to Niger. So how can you say he doesn't speak about the war on Nigerian front?

Same Tinubu woke up after the first meeting of ECOWAS heads to unilaterally issue a seven day ultimatum to the Nigerien coupists to reinstate the deposed government or face military invasion; even without consulting the Nation's service chiefs and office of the NSA.

Truth remains, Tinubu has handled this entire cacophony as if he's had grudges against Niger republic before now. This war doesn't concern us in any way, if we're trying to be objective.

Is it the possible spill-over of Nigerien refugees and bandits that's the excuse? That's why we have the Immigrations and Customs service. There's the practical option of shoring up our borders to keep out deviants.

Is it the disruption of the proposed European gas pipeline that's supposed to cut across Niger? It can be rechanneled through another route. It may be slightly more expensive to do so, but it's less expensive than the cost of a proxy war.

What do we really need this war for? Really.

seunny4lif:
The narrative has shifted and the truth is finally bubbling to the surface. CNN's Anderson Cooper reports that the Ukrainian counter-offensive has failed with staggering losses on the Ukrainian side.

No amount of NATO training with Western weapons, much less 8 weeks of it, can allow them to mount any semblance of an offense against the Russian lines.

Now the Ukrainians are playing a blame game with the West for not giving them enough weapons, sooner, but their efforts to blame the West are only going to backfire as Western nations become more reticent to comply with Zelensky's increasing demands given his marked failure to utilize any of the resources properly.

With the swift rate Joe Biden is losing popularity amongst the American masses, he has to be cautious about how much more of America's tax payers dollars he commits to this Russia/Ukraine melee.

Citizens are growing discontented everyday and it won't be surprising if impeachment proceedings begin to be contemplated.

JagabanB:
It's high time the mod starts banning those of you who cañ't make posts with common sènsè.
ECOWAS is now Nigèria?

ECOWAS is literally Nigeria, militarily. And the fact Tinubu is heading the body, gives plenty enough grounds to citizens to innocently term it a Nigeria/Niger war.

I saw most of the comments on the first page and almost thought it was Women August Meeting, Nairaland Townhall.. .

Mrpojj:
Have you forgotten "buhari is not aware"

Or perhaps the shock has not left him yet for him to be able to react?

IconicR:
Asiwaju can never go wrong in my eyes. Deal with it

Are you going to have loved ones and friends at the battlefronts?

Very unfortunate and sad.

Cc;
IconicR,

Come here.. !!

Kingpowerful:
Tinubu have never disappointed me recently

But you've clearly disappointed your books after all the years you spent sitting in classrooms.

lionofafrica12:
Most of the commenters here don't understand the concept of war. The situation in Ukraine and Russia is different from that of Niger. The closet is second war world( German and Japan against the rest of the world) but in this case it is a rag tag Army( Niger) against the rest of Africa( West Africa especially). The Coupist are no match. The Battle will not last more than 48 hours( depending on if we have an excellent field commanders with a large rapid occupying force with a marching order to burn down anything in front of them until the President is either free or the Coupist capture given a field trial and summarily executed>

You've clearly been watching too many Hollywood movies.

To think you're even expressing your one-sided knowledge without adequate facts as regards the logistical indices on both sides of this looming war, is the part that offends the sensibilities the most.. !

manchyme:
Buhari no too go school.
He won't be that relevant as a former President. Remember, he didn't pass any special military course.
His chi just favours him.

Quite agreeable.

Be that as it may, he is roundly reverenced in Niger Republic for always having their interests at heart. Without much education, the dullard can still ride on the privileges attached to the office of the "Ex-President", and find his way to Niger, even if to speak Hausa or Fulfude to them.

I'm of the opinion they'll listen more to him than any other envoy Ebola could have sent.

ycat:
The war you are call for will happen in your hometown and kill all your loved ones and family.

Relax, Ogbeni !

Ebola Tinubu has already answered your prayers and given you a war in Niger republic. So rest with your yeye prayers!

Adaisback:
God, pls come to our aid, northerners are already lamenting seriously.

I have not an ounce of empathy or sympathy towards the Northerners as regards this issue. Not one.

They deserve what they're getting. The illiterates are part of the reasons that disaster is sitting in Aso Rock today.. !

ChatterHouse:
Omg my grand parents lives in the sahel region of Nigeria

I'm working on them to leave
The won't

Which State exactly? I'm quite conversant with happenings in the region and can perhaps assist with information, going forward.

ChatterHouse:
It has started in the last 48 hours

I know.. .

I'm just trying to deceive the fearful Yorubas so they don't begin to run out of Abuja just yet.

Ogene001:
940 actually

957 in Wuse BDC village, Abuja.

Calm down na.. !

War never start. No give people high BP for nothing.

This is just the Genesis..

By the time Tinubu takes us to Malachi, the Revolution is going to begin from Alausa.