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Regex:
Shit is slimy, and is disgusting. 🤢🤮

Ah! Egba mi o.. !

Okra soup of the most high? The very king of most Southern traditional soups? Something that dances very smoothly in the gullet with any variety of swallow?

Ire o!

[quote author=Chochovini post=126457293][/quote]Rice is just an annoying meal. I feel like I'm being taken for granted when asked to eat it.

Feels like piling fowl feed in a plate and asking me to dig in. Something about it just unsettles me. And it's even more annoying that you can eat a bowl of it, take a piss like 10 minutes later and instantly begin to feel hungry.

Cruise777:
You are not even worth my insult, you prolly a child who got trained in this manner and doesn't know better

Any they say silence is the best answer for a fool

See who's talking about manners and proper home training😂.

Corn-demic Idiot!

Calitoscassius:
Seriously, one drunk idiot urinated just on the from door and tire of my well valleted, washed and polished SUV Benz, i was mad! he was very apologetic, bought a bucket full of pure water to wash it, when some people around there threatned to beat da fork outta him, though i told them to let him go.

LMAO!

Funny part about this is, I literally get very enraged when a stranger empties his urea on my vehicle tyre, but I take delight in doing it myself.

You know that sense of ownership and dominance dogs have when they urinate in an environment or on an object? I subconsciously feel it when I pee on my tyres😂. But if them born your papa well, piss on my tyre and see if I won't break your neck if I catch you.

Regex:
I detest okra... I do not understand the food.

😂😂.

This is like the funniest shit I've read all day. Like, what's there not to understand about Okra soup abeg?

Cruise777:
Rule 2 mynd44 Seun Nlfpmod dominique Obinoscopy mukina2

Subpoena me to the House of Commons, UN, EU and ICC.

You habitually make yourself an irritant to other users, insulting people at will. Yet your stupid head can't contain the same treatment.

Retarded fvck-face!

Lagos State.

Biggest psychiatric hospital in the world.

Cruise777:
Is this how your parents trained you to talk to all strangers

Go on Quora and see how mature people debate

And the way you particularly address strangers here on nairaland is how users on Quora interact, right? Pot embellishing a kettle with soot.

Stupid Idiot!

Lol.
I have nothing to add, other than to posit that I'm entirely devoid of words.

Angelfrost:
Na dem Sabi wetin dem see for white grains...!

I go go correct buffet dey select rice, say wetin happen?!! When Pounded yam, Semo, Amala, etc full ground.

The one I don't like is Eba (my body simply disagrees with that one), but I will still take it over well prepared fried rice and chicken.

😂😂.

My love for swallow knows no equal in this life. Every single one but wheat. That shit tastes darn awkward in me palates. And I eat just about any soups, with special recognition given to Okra and Afang soups.

I can go an entire year without tasting rice, even by accident. I'll rather eat noodles continuously for a week before I swallow a spoon of rice.

From all the comments so far, thank god no one has made any demeaning remark about Okra soup, alcohol and weed.

Na there fight for burst!

Angelfrost:
As long as Swallow never fly pass my level, I'm good...!


Never been a fan of rice since adulthood hit.


But Naija, which way?!! The poor go soon hunt the rich.

See why I like you?

Real men were groomed with swallow. Who dey follow women do rough play with fowl food for this life?!

How I detest this meal Nigerians worship though!

blueAgent:

Correct man.
Oil dey your head.

Engine oil to be precise

Sabi body pikin..🤜!

Team Bress Every-fvcking-day..😊!

LMAO!

Let's pretend to be shocked like Buhari.

Sheistoopretty:
Go ND open ur own forum ND tell who to be dere or not....

Wat do u contribute to dis forum if nt ur F®ustrations? Poo® man like u

My last reply to u boy

All these girls with small bress and bad attitude sef..😂.

Raheem Sterling with a gel pack.

Sheistoopretty:
U wish boy??

Bros, go join your mum in the kitchen. This is no place for children.

TotoGame:
This isn't true... Superior court of records can set aside it's own judgement only if there were typographical error/ misuse of words that may ulter the entire Substance of a judgement......let's see the case of PDP/Diri vs APC/Lyon, where the APC and lyon approached the SC for a Review of their judgement "Superior courts of record can't sit on appeal over it's own Judgement, if this set of applications are allowed, every other aggrieved litigants will bring up similar applcation before this court and there will be no end in sight.....There must be an end to litigation"

Amina Augue JSC

This argument is unnecessary. Even the reference you made is unrelated to the electoral dispute in context. Elisha Abbo is done with the Parliament until 2027.

Sheistoopretty:
N!Ger!an M€N are Uselezzz....... All of them

Girls with small bress shouldn't be making noise in public.

Procashtips:
The issues I have is even with Africans not seeing anything wrong with what these Caucasians/Europeans are doing until it's done by their fellow Africans before hell is let loose.

Who brainwashed us to be this inferior that we exhalt what they do Wether good or bad?

They brainwashed us. And they did a darn good job of it, I must confess.

This man is mad!

Innoson.

Nwifuru has been impressing me lately. Funny looking mofo..😊.

Tinubu spent 400 million in a reunion of old men. So what gives?!

Omoawoke2:
That angel is a genius


Angel will be like, God I have a modification in the requirements of the design. Check out the redesign, I enlarged each sides of the chest, making it soft, pointed and firm
God was like, hmmmm, nice design

Nah.

God was like, "Son, your head dey game"..😊.

Jeon left the group chat..

God bless the Angel who suggested bress as an addition to a woman's body..😊.

Procashtips:
Is this not illegal?

So I have no right to support whoever and you people call western society a free society?

You forget what happened with Abrahmovich of Chelsea when Russia invaded Ukraine?

Redhot111:
World bank sef na mumu. Why will they continue giving loan to Tinubu

😂😂.

God abeg na!

Burob:
Poor people like yourself, should not involve yourself with issues of the rich & powerful.

For someone whose father is supposedly a Justice in the Supreme court, you're coarse, crude and toutish in mannerism and self expression.

You lack anything resembling mental propriety and behavioural decency, even in your public conversations with strangers.

You're either a pathological liar or a child who was raised with close to no morals. I can make it a point of duty to troll you but that would be a colossal waste of my words, time and mind space. So I'll rather let you wallow in your crass stupidity.

africandollar:
You mean Jennyclay? That one na tuketuke nau

Na person pikin you dey call "tuketuke"..😂. You cannot make heaven in this life.

CoronaVirusPro:
Gibberish!

Coconut head, go and read the content of the thread properly. Stop rushing to comment so you don't fool yourself in public!

Jeon:
Anything with hole is a goal to Men.
Yet you will see Women stressing themselves.

mtcheww.

Quite noticeable how you avoided the thread before this one because a woman was the culprit and a man the victim..😊.

Nairaland girls and petty hypocritical theatrics.