₦airaland Forum

Omo-Agege should go and rest abeg!

Same person who laid seige on our Parliament, whisking away our Legislative symbol of sovereignty with hoodlums, is somehow feeling entitled enough to rule an oil rich state.

These politicians no regard us finally!

seunayantokun:
But there is no crime in listening to all if we have nothing to fear

He should go and sit down with his lies! The police should rather channel their time and energy to investigating other leads on the case, instead of giving this fool even five minutes of their time.

fineberry:
Yeeeaahhh.....my brother people dey walai, God make them man, them wan turn woman.

Person wey area boys dey always wan beat for Lagos streets😂? If you know how this idiot is hated eh! Even in his hometown.

seunayantokun:
Why are some ppl on this forum attacking the guy for telling us about the attempt to bribe him? What is their interest in the matter? The police need information like that. Who is afraid of its implication? O ya, police, invite him, he can assist in the investigation.

Honestly, some seem to be working for Mohbad's killers on this forum.

Which information this one get to give police?

What relationship does he have with the Mohbad families? What is his relevance in this whole case? Who even sabi this one as influencer for social media that will command enough presence to dish lies to even the twitter community for a fee? Who sabi Uche Maduagwu?

This was how he did nonsense until Jim Iyke almost spoil him face with blows.

wittywriter:
Fixed...Dele na my boy comes to mind.
Lolz.





Wittyness

E say the useless Adesina pikin dey distract am as e dey count money..😂!

Make we no lie, that one go sha don pain the boy!

fineberry:
laughing...you no hate ham small o

The idiot existence just dey vex me anyhow😂.

Person wey don reach 40 years, yet still never fit decide whether him wan be man or woman. Even bobrisky don gree say e don join women. Some people wey even confuse decide to stand inbetween as transgender like Bola Tinubu.

But this one never even know if na the transgender for fit am. Boney looking bundle of uselessness!

Sniper101:
Ekanem broke into Oyinbo's house to have carnal knowledge of her but after they had some scuffle, Ekanem picked up a hammer (didn't use it on her...) but ran into a closet to hide himself, while Oyinbo (instead of screaming for the help of neighbors) decided to place a phone call to none other but to her brother in-law Oyewole, who came running with a cutlass in hand?



How

You sef check the gist na!

I say this story smells like Potipha's wife's hand is in the matter.

Ologunagba should have given this statement to Atiku's media spokesman to write. Na Phrank dey sabi coin menacing statements give these APC bastards.

spiceadole:
Akwa Ibom men are very sexually aggressive.
Their urge for sex is on another level.
Uncontrollable.
Wicked preeeks

Haba😂!

This one is too much na. Or has an Akwa Ibom man slept with you before?

oyeb15:
They should just put tyres on him and burn him. They become hardened criminals after jail time.

Don't burn our brother please ! He possibly might have been the victim. But you know women and turning tables.

iswallker:
He his in the toilet while the woman made phone calls - what exactly was he hiding from...

Maybe he was running from being raped and had to hide in the toilet out of fear..

Davido has mouth sha😂! Him and Timaya.

chiagozien:
But why are Uoruba men like this.

Godstime Ekanem is not a Yoruba name. It's a Cross River or Akwa Ibom name. The animal is sadly my brother.

I smell lies !

This is sounding very much like the encounter Joseph had with Potiphar's wife.

Is this one done wearing brassieres😂?

Mtscheew! Everybody wan use Mohbad trend. Even this half man! I'm surprised Bobrisky is yet to dish us his own lies on the issue.

See as e be there like wall gecko!

fergie001:
Which Ikpeazu?

TA built it in 2014. It's an Annex of the one opposite the FMC in Umuahia (there used to be the old famous Alaoma Mortuary)

For fergie001 to put his mouth in this matter, just know it's a serious one..😂!

The comments are leaving me in stitches. Jesus!

No be you again😂?!

MannaBBQ's successor. E never clear you say we see pass this one during Buhari era? But all of us still follow suffer the man "heavenly" administration.

So relax! You go tire!

illicit:
Oloriburuku


Alphabets are taught at schools

How many Yoruba speakers even knows how many letters are in the alphabet


Do u have a brain at all?

So all these Abokis know their Alphabet, vowels and consonants

U be weyrey o

Ur head no correct at all at all

Very heavy idiot with head like olden days charcoal iron..😂!

E juss be me like mah konk you! You too foolish!

illicit:
Didirin

So if I want to learn Igbo now,I must start from Alphabet

Weyrey ni e o

U haven't met people who speaks French, Hausa and Igbo without ever being in school?

Dey use ur brain to think, it's not for fashion

I've always suspected you're a mad man who managed to escape the rehab home😂.

Even my dialect has alphabets and nobody has to go to any school to learn them. But once you begin to pick the words as a baby or new learner, you most certainly have to understand that foundation first.

Wherever you went to learn your linguistics must have been where Tinubu got his tissue paper degree that he's attributing to CSU. Try and go back to that school and at least collect your change.

If I open the Duolingo App from playstore this instant and decide to learn the Russian language, that's exactly how the AI will start me up: with alphabets, nouns, pronouns, then verbs. But you with your LAWMA designed brain, think you know better than the originators of writing and communication. Idiot..😂!

Even the first Hieroglyphics scribbled on papyrus scrolls in Egypt, began with alphabets. Camel!

illicit:
Soyinka started Fraternity not cultism

Read between the lines

Even with the explicit contents of the document, this one wants to come and use his "linguistic skills" to twist semantics..😂.

This boy sha! Are you sure you're above 19?

Uyomiya:
Organised crime in Nigeria all lead to SOYINKA.

Dodorima don dey collect from united nations

They should proscribe cultism and declare it an act of terrorism. That nonsense don do!

ElSudani:
Asked about IPOB criminals he said they were good people he meets everyday in his neighborhood.

IPOBs were simply honest everyday Nigerians who were disgruntled about their marginalisation, raised voices about it, only for your moronic former President to respond like the Sudan cow that he is. Now they're angry enough to take up arms, and you suddenly want Obi to deny that they're not honest Nigerians?

Does he look like the deceitful bastard that Bola Tinubu is😂?!

Uyomiya:
SOYINKA lay the seed of evil.

No arguments here whatsoever!

Same old man who is believing all Nigerian youths must be compelled to trade respect for fear, simply because he's an elderly man.

He thinks we're all cultists like him, so we should worship his every step. After gaslighting Nigerian youths, nobody talk. Na when him collect for social media, everybody begin remember say na nobel laureate. Silly old man with brain dead followers!

illicit:
Literary connoisseur my ass

Olodo

Nairaland linguist wey dey teach person new language from verbs instead of alphabets, nouns/pronouns..😂

Teacher Kunle! No wonder you folks are producing the likes of Bola Tinubu!

So 70 percent of the confraternities in Nigeria were founded in the South South..😂?! And my beloved Unical was the birth place of Klansmen Konfraternity.

Niger Delta, una too dey overdo things! Haba! See the kind thing we take dey carry first position?!

abobote:
And what have they achieved with all the busybody

You don't need transport fare to reach twitter. Go and ask the Nigerians there. They're very ready to tell you what they've achieved.

Corrinthians:
Foolish idiot. Make a damn statement about the activities of terrorists in your region. A retired general has just been kidnapped, and is probably about to be cannibalised by those you referred to as you harmless neighbors.

Never seen such a dubiously dark hearted man my entire life

Have you forgotten who your President is😂?

Or is the drug dealing bastard no longer the Grand Commander Of The Federal Republic?

Your President is missing, but it's Obi you want to come and assume his responsibilities. Is like your brain is paining you!

illicit:
Are you sure you are invited?

🥴

Yes, nairaland linguist..😂.. He was invited. Go and verify.

Obi is not like some people's god who's fighting tooth and nail to hide his "achievements".

raumdeuter:
CSU already said certificates are ceremonial and do not keep certificates in their records. So the thing wey concern them na say Tinubu is our graduate
An authentic looking certificate and a certificate printed on tissue paper have the same worthless value if the school cannot validate them. The validity of a certificate is not in the esthetics, nor the material used for print on but the fact written on it

Oya, let him release the academic file to Atiku na?! Very simple something.

Feintline:
Tinubu got admission with this
Tinubu got 1st class with that
But ended submitting a fake CSU certificate.

You little brains keep shifting the goal post.
The certificate tinubu submitted to INEC, is from where?
CSU has refused to admit under oath that the certificate is from them.

Na you get time dey answer the domestic animals!

MadamExcellency:
Tinubu was voted to effect repairs on a depilated structure we call a country housing two hundred million Nigerians. Instead of considering the living conditions of the people and what best approach to go about the repairs. President Tinubu immediately after inauguration pulled down the whole building and made 200 million people homeless. President Tinubu finished Nigeria with the so-called unification of forex trading platforms by devaluing the naira from N460 to N765 which didn't eliminate the black market.

The unfortunate thing is that Tinubu may not be able to house half of the people he made homeless let alone leave the government better than he met it.

Your simple analogy is beautiful.

An average Nigerian is a brutal bastard when you harm his fellow Nigerian outside the shores of their country. Irrespective of tribes and religion, an Igbo man can brutalise a foreigner simply because the foreigner hurt an Hausa man.

And that has always been the uniqueness of Nigerians globally.

You see that "busy body" we have, where we always put mouths in the affairs of our neighbours or even strangers, on top matter wey them no even invite us? It is undiluted love for one another in the face of an external enemy.

When I saw that tiktok video from that Italian journalist, I knew that once Nigerians were done rubbishing the Americans who were calling Michelle Alozie homophobic over her last social media post, they were certainly going to face Napoli because of Osimhen.

Twitter has been on fire since then! Even Oliseh joined the bandwagon. Nigerians have practically invaded all of Napoli's social media handles and are pummelling them on every single update, while prompting Osimhen to leave the "unfortunate and ungrateful small club".

I don't know why world people always forget these things before making stupid attempts to gaslight and provoke Nigerians.