₦airaland Forum

You see those nurses and flight attendants? It's written in the Nigerian constitution that they must be promiscuous.

Mohisah:
After saying all these, i realized you're more foolish. When i quoted u, i nvr insulted. Is this how miserable u were brought up?
If truly u hv relatives in military, u wldnt be out here sayin dis, and how is dat even u?
U can only hide behind keys nd make irrelevant texts. Can u boldly die fr another person? Wawa

You're slowly running mad but you're yet to see it.

Rossikk:
You should know, being an Igbo who fled their even more useless homeland to settle across Nigeria in their tens of millions, and would clearly starve in their millions without Nigeria.

I hope your hatred for the Igbos gets cured soon, so you won't get to heaven and complain to god that Igbos were the reason your stupid coconut head couldn't make anything out of that unfortunate life you're living.

Days ago I told a nairalander that what applies to the governor, applies to his deputy and vice versa. But the animal was busy disgracing his ancestors with his illiteracy.

Mumu was even proudly saying if a governor is disqualified from office based on extant factors, his deputy can resume the governorship seat. I was reading the comments with utmost dismay, wondering how one person can be walking around with five people's foolishness.

So we should now do what?

With every ounce of disrespect intended, this Ooni of Ife is mad!

Imagine yourself being as useless as Nigeria at age 63!

Just pause and think about it.

nairalanda1:
Ok. Noted

Some of us have a life outside nairaland.

You don't

And anyway, all I know is, you cannot sell fuel below its production cost. All you are seeing now is what happens when petrol is sold below its production cost to let the poor breathe

Anyway, tinubu has brought back subsidy. Not that I was expecting him to do otherwise. You and they have the same ideology

Night.

It takes a special kind of insanity to greet a person "night" by 1pm, and it commands no surprise that you're exhibiting that level of ineptitude.

Atop that, it leaves the mind wondering as to how your brain is configured. Not only do you habitually grandstand on "double-speak", you have found solace in backing up ignorance and lack of intelligence with audacious displays of confidence, even when your empty-headedness screams to the high heavens.

Several times we tried to inform you on the pros and cons of the subsidy affair on this platform, and you bragged about your heightened knowledge of the issue, backing idiotic policies on consistent bases, even when it was mighty obvious that the subsidy and fx policies were unsustainable if run concurrently. But you claimed you were the Einstein of economic policies, now the smelly blob of cow fat in your cranium is singing a discordant tune while your mouth and thumbs are running amok with unfounded claims.

What's left for you is to do a cinematic market square dance in an undersized tutu, so we'll confirm that "our brothers have gone mad again".

Rayban25:
Did you read the headline?

No, I didn't. What did it say?

Mohisah:
Let them invite you and serve this Nation?😅

Una go just hide behind keyboard dey type dis kind tin like if u were asked to join dem in battle u will be happy 😹

So you somehow reckoned that the prospects of military service should scare everyone? I have friends and relatives in the military, putting their daily lives on the line for retards like you to come and vomit nonsense on nairaland. Are they not humans? Are you having a better Nigeria than they are?

justli:
Ahhh! Wrong idea. You are already paying in rising inflation

I no dey like payments in installments, so make them quote my lump sum give me make I clear am. Make my children no inherit wetin no concern them.

When Nigerians are already caught between the ferocity of terrorists and the brutal high handedness of security agencies, what is left to see in the frontlines that's worse than the current Nigerian existence?

wittywriter:
I'm sure BMC turned TMC left the whatsapp group-chat! Lolz...anyways one good thing your comment did was that it reminded me of that music legend Tony One week.



Wittyness

I don't know why we're still hesitating on putting this country up for sale on Amazon or Alibaba express.

Make una come collect my own. I no dey in the mood to owe anybody.

Lol.

One week, one drama from Aso rock. Nigeria sha! Ekele-munu oo!

Let them drop out!

Let most Nigerians lose their jobs and businesses!

Let hunger pull our eyes from their sockets!

Let politicians steal the country dry!

Let insecurity envelope all of us!

Everything should spoil!

Let us rest and know that we sat back while politicians condemned us to nothingness in our own country!

BIZNess123:


But wait ooo..

Can't the transaction be done by transfer.. Is it that it must be paid in cash.... I don't understand

😂😂.

This has to be the most hilarious comment on this thread so far.

What I find more curious is how nairalanda1, our resident petrol subsidy crusader has suddenly disappeared from all subsidy related threads.

He's no longer available to champion the course with his disjointed analysis and dustbin theories.

The criminal at Aso rock promised to continue where the Daura sadist stopped. Least that's one promise he's firmly keeping.

Mjshexy:
why are you always constituting nuisance, you always talk senselessly and it's really bad for a graduate like you. You should check your life sir

I sent you a mail sometime ago. One you failed to reply.

aklid:
BUA’s dropping to 3500
And some people that are hating for things to be better are hoping for it to reach 9000k?

I always say the worst Nigerians that makes us suffer most, are the dealers of all these things we use, they’ll just feel like hiking prices just like that and can do it, no one will stop them, no one

Clearly, you've never had a business in your life, otherwise you won't be vomiting the nonsense contained in your second paragraph.

Lol.

O' god of creation..
Help our youths the truth to know..

TemplarLandry:
Let them keep thinking Lagos is no man's land.

You're always having misplaced priorities. What's the correlation between the body of the news and the nonsense you just typed?

Stephench:
Kings can be compared to local government chairmen and any governor can decide to remove them and nothing will happen. They hold ceremonial and symbolic power that ends at their domain but they're answerable to governors and presidents.

Sanusi cannot be the president of Nigeria and not any in the next decade and not anybody can be the president of Nigeria. Sanusi would choose being governor or president over being an emir, but being an emir is by far easier for him reason he's sticking to it

Not all kings.

Wetin remain this OP na to remove cloths enter streets.

What kind of name is "Hippolite" ?

840 million naira for a car he drives to come and play rubbish football that breaks the hearts of fans?

It should have been damaged beyond repairs sef! Stupid boy!

OP,
You have time sha! To go to this length just to appeal to the senses of people with no sense, is indeed a marvel, in and of itself.

BiafraInc:
Enough resources from which region? The oil and gas from Igboland right? Thunder will soon fire all you lazy parasites.

When did Igboland become the reference point for Nigeria's oil and gas deposits?

Great100000:
Chelsea 4

Vs

Aston Villa 0

You say?

mariovito:
Sorry to say, but I see the average akwaibomite as a potential turncoat, they're too ambitious.

Lol.
There are reasons why we agreed to have them carved out of our state.

Thinkfree:
give me 10 words or phrases that are use by muslims all over the world and I will give you references from the Glorious Quran.

Na me fvck up answer you that first time! So e don reach to carry me play.