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Swearest:
Oya may una cum back ooo

Thank you for the mention.... I remmeber Hajia Zaynie invited me to this thread, but i lost the page in the midst of comments in the pregnancy thread....

Enahi:
My conclusion the crime was committed by a relative of Buhari not Aisha his wife but perhaps Aisha his daughter, have searched for pictures of Buhari's daughter named Aisha online but haven't been able to lay my hands on any of her pictures yet. Buhari has a daughter called Aisha. Buhari's family are guilty of the crime.

Lol.... this one you are insisting Buhari has a daughter named Aisha, It be like say na you born am for Buhari.....

naijadeyhia:
Person wey chop rice with stew and person wey lick the stew comot for bone no be the same stew dem chop?

Person mess quiet mess e smell...person mess loud mess e smell....all mess no be mess?

E dey possible to crack bone quietly? Abi e dey possible to nakeed come outside make people see u say u wear cloth?

Fayose matter be like monkey own..... dem say when time don reach for monkey to die every tree wey e try hold go dey draw like draw soup.

Oga, I doff my hat for your proverbs o....

ekeminiabasi:
Hello Blessed peeps! My long awaited baby arrived via cslast night! After 3 miscarriages and 4years of waiitng.....God has shown up for me! mother and son doing very well. God be praised! Safe delivery to the remaining mamas! Captain mitchy I don port oooo!

congratulations new mummy. May God continue.bless your home.

dokunu is now my current craving. I bought 300# worth of Dokunu from a hawker when I went to the salon last week. on Monday, I told my hair dresser to help me buy from the woman, the woman no gree show ever since o.

grilled Croaker too is my favorite craving. but when I check pocket, I go just use something else to distract myself.

Electronzeez, in fact when the host of the program advised people to run, the question on my mind was run to where? what If some of the attackers are waiting at the front and another set waiting behind and the victim runs into one of the groups na still die be that.

I also wonder why they attack people who still left behind their vehicles. probably killing them for fun.

I heard this warning about 2weeks ago, but thought something would have been done. an elderly man.was killed on that bridge.

I took the warning serious again when it was reported that another set of people have been attacked. I guess they have now resurfaced.

I don't think they attack during day time as there would be more vehicles on the bridge...

May God protect us.

does the 15% pension payment apply to state civil servants? If yes, I think PenCom should look into this and allow this people have access to even if it is 25%.

if no, then nothing to say/write.....

Tips for Muslim Pushing Mamas and other Muslims who want to.complete the Quran in this holy Month. they are tips I tried and their worked for me.

1) my Quran has 602 pages which I divided into 28 days (I didn't start from.day 1). this gave me.21.5 pages approximately 22 pages a day.

2) try to recite 4/5 pages after each salat

3) if you don't drive, you may read in the car or bus if it is convenient. I live in Ikorodu my office is at Apapa, I was able to.complete 22 pages before I got to the office this morning, the hold up was crazy.

4) you may recite when you are less busy at work, home,

5) you may recite while waiting for your turn if you are on a queue.

6) you may buy Quran recitation CDs if you don't have your Quran close by, you play it on your computer system.

6) those are the tips that I can remember.

7) feel free to add yours.

May Allah make it easy for us all and accept our acts as an act of ibadah.

zaynie

tipsyjules, what a terrible experience.

but please for the sake of your husband, try forget the past. I know it is not easy, God will make it easy for you.

when you put to bed, try to see it as a fresh start. just as you believe that there is where your healing is. have a clear mind set and believe that you will be healed.

God will give you the strength.

Akious2k2:
Is it easy 2 jump down from dat bridge or are u talking about another bridge? Under dat bridge may not b safe either... Just thinking

noooooo, not jumping down from the bridge o. it is not even possible apart from the fact that it is very dangerous as that is where the attackers hide. I heard they climb the bridge with ladders.

what I meant was jump out of your vehicle and start running maybe towards Berger or back to the direction you were coming from.

missade

But there are various degrees or severity of circumcision...some have the clit0ris cut off totally, while some have the lips of the vjay cut off

you are correct. even BritneyStacy explained this.

this is terrible. I no know wetin to write or talk again.

below....

BritneyStacy:
My Dear, you are fortunate to be among those who don't experience clitoral orgasms so they don't necessarily need their clitoris to enjoy kpekpusing. For those who belong to this group of clitoral orgasm, they don't enjoy sex because the nerves that transmits pleasure signals from the clitoris to their brain has been cut off...so sex for them is a matter of mere 'obligation or duty' to hubby which should not be so....

wooow...Thank you for the clarification.

WARNING to people who ply the Long Bridge that leads to Berger, Lagos.

I heard over the radio Bond FM 92.9 issued this warning that if your car breaks down in that bridge, jump down immediately and start running. don't hesitate, just start running.

A man was recently attacked, he was not fast enough to run, the guy was caught and stabbed 3 times on his back, he is currently in the hospital.

2 men were driving a Siena, the Suv broke down, they both took off but one of them.was not lucky, a curved knife was used to pull out his intestines when he was caught.

Pls pass the warning across.

Mod, pls push to the right section.

sugah, are you saying your friend wasn't enjoying kpekusing?

sometimes, I wonder if i was truly circumcised. I read that circumcised ladies.don't enjoy sex but mine is soooo different. I love kpekusing die.

I remember once when DH had to start wearing boxers to bed, when I asked the reason, he said he no wan die...lol.... even if he says he is tired, I will just go on top...

tipsyjules,.it could be your mind playing games. the fact you know that you were circumcised, you programmed your mind you are not to enjoy sex. I erased that from my mind when I started my nysc after I googled and it helped me.

I still don't support female circumcision and will never do it for my Daughter.

zaynie, you started from.Nas? lol.... I think you are reading it backwards..... try to start from bakorah, most of the long surhahs are the first 10 or so Sarah's. once you get past them, it is smooth sail.

no, I didn't start on day1, I forgot my Quran at home.

lagbara Olorun, I will start today. I will get back to you after doing my calculation.

yes to your proposal being Quran buddies.

May Allah make it easy...

enkaydewdrop:
I don ves

no no no, iya beji, no vex Abeg. I jes dey find ya trouble.

I hope you rested well and woke up with better strength.

I just hope that when you put to bed, you will not abandon this thread. you make is very lively and busy....

I like your kind of person....

enkaydewdrop:
Lemme see if I can sleep a little... My nose and head are on fire...
Catch you later sweet mamas...

lol....Pls do. make this thread rest small....


kikikikiiiiiikiki....

temmy2103:
If you can, I did cos had no issue

wooow, you are strong o. I get hungry every 3 hours.
God will continue to make it.easy for you...

@Mama.Zaynie,

about completing the Quran within a month, I learnt a trick last year. you will count the number of pages of your Quran and.divide it by the number of days of the month.

to be on the safe side, use 29 days.

what I did was, I exceeded the number of pages so I was able to.complete the Quran and started afresh. though I couldn't complete the 2nd reading.

I hope this helps.

Shawrygirl, Goldenruby, brokewaist, congratulations.
enkaydewdrops, how far? we are anxiously waiting for the announcement o....

congratulations to all the new mumys. God bless your LOs.

I have been trying to catch up, but while reading the last 20/30 pages, additional 20/30 pages are waiting to be read.

May God see us thru.

zaynie:
Ramadan Kareem to my MuslimSisters,
May this month usher in more blessings, answered prayers and cleansing of heart, body and soul.

1. Kaffy4bill
2.Hajarahbadmus
3.MumZ
4.Goldenruby
5.Airforcewife
6.Swearest
7.Haleematm
8.Harmymy
9.Surysuri
10.Deezou
11.Niyyah
12.Beedam
13.Mumfiyin
14.Temmy2103
15.Moonert
16. Portable4real
17. Tsodjete
18. Aim07
19. Simababe

bolseas


Abeg edit and add your moniker if you are muslim, I would like to know us.
So that we can keep each other company when making Sahur and Iftar and also share halal fasting tips.
I also need help completing the Qur'an this year. I need people who will motivate me and will be motivated in turn.......
We will open a fresh thread in the section.

https://www.nairaland.com/3148729/fasting-healthy-way

Jazakz

are pregnant women supposed to fast? If no, what can one do?

hmmmm, the Jenifa movie comes to mind.

thank you thank you thank you for the very warmest welcome. team November rocks.

Congratulations to our new mummys....

When i was making plans for my son"s first birthday, i had a budget of 600k. i felt it really doesnt make sense blowing that kind of money for such an event.

i remembered one of my bosses who bought shares for his son.

then it occured to me that a piece of land could be bought for him. i discussed it with my husband and he agreed to buy the land.

Right now, my son owns a plot of land in his own name at the age of 1.

on his birthday, we had cakes, drinks only. we only invited alffas for prayers and photographer for the pictures. Granma and Big aunty were around. no other person.

princessKF:
Welcome teamie..... happy bumping.

thank.you iya beji. same to.you

beyedew:
Welcome mama 3rd tym hope ds afternoon no too haute 4ya haute borri,enjoy ur cute haute n sexy bump

thank you for the warm welcome o... I dey inside hold up right now sef dey sweat like something else. lol@sexybump.

this is the only thread on nairaland where you will find the food, career, business, fashion, family, sexuality etc sections.

hello beautiful mamas in the house. I am grateful to God to.join this thread again for the 3rd time.

this time I am team November.

Congratulations to all the successful births.

to mama ekene, May God provide you the strength, wisdom to be able to handle your current situation.

@Jaybee3,

If i were you, i would be very angry and even blame myself for getting involved in this issue.

But I beg you, Please for the sake of that innocent child who still need the care and love of his mother, please dont give up.

Also remember that little boy whose step mothers tortured all because his mother wasnt there to defend him.

From the pictures, the little boy does not appear maltreated, but we never can tell.

So please I beg you in the name of God and other well meaning people who have been helping or who want to help, not to give up on Tope's case.

@Silvofitz, You Must APOLOGIZE for all your utterances. And let us all talk about the way forward.

Thank you all!

igbodefender:
By Prince Charles Offokaja

Once, when I was travelling somewhere, and our car got stuck in traffic. I was in the back seat and my driver was in the front

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Lol..... na inside boot Abi na trunk your driver for dey?

When I got my dream job and showed my husband the packages that came with the job, my husband kept saying Alhamdulillah! Bolseas, you deserve it.

I had to take.over most of.the home expenses just because of.the way he reacted to my appointment.

Now he is out of.job, but I didn't make him feel it at all. Fortunately he has a cat fish farm he has been managing before he lost his job.

Op, why not give your wife the benefit of doubt. Like someone advised, continue carrying out your own.financial obligations, let her be the one to say, don't bother, I will handle most of them.

Best of luck.