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play it alot

o boy, no be small punches this guy received

WTF.....

my guy, please post the link

whatz the gain.

this bombing issues is very disturbing

let them trekk to USA . itz their cup of garri, Nonsense

TOO BAD

greeeat goal

Madness

Only in Nigeria you hear such tale...

redgem:
None...

Ha bros... talk true na

i schooled in MARS!!!

just dont know what to say.

Vicotex:
This is super story!

yes! super story... and you will get the full movie if you click that link to read the whole story.

Pangea:
One day I saw an UFO, Carrying garri IFO, It missed my car by inches, Pulling the bag up by winches. Then it dawned on me Aliens don't joke with their garri.

hehehe

joke if you want to

cupid1:
My only problem is with the first -1...gimme d answer to that and i'll give you the rest

NOoooo!

Lolzzz

Redoil:
Result of drinking too much ogogoro and sniffing too much cheag crack

I have better life than this. If you drink local gin, it doesnt mean all guys take that sh!t

Sorry, but i thought i should share this here. Please Read.....





Over the years, there have been stories of some
strange beings suddenly appearing from the
constellations to planet earth with some
unexplainable objects faster than human jets.
Recently, one of such appeared in one of the
villages in Bauchi State. The villagers narrated this strange sight to Greg Odogwu and Mukhtar Lawal
Suleiman In what appeared to be a first time in recorded
history, the nearest in semblance to the global
paranormal phenomenon of Unidentified Flying
Objects (UFO), also known as flying saucer, was
sighted in Nigeria. The place was a border village called Dulali, in
Lanzai South Ward, Darazo Local Government of
Bauchi State. Saidu Meshai Dulali, a popular hot
tea brewer in the village, just finished his morning
prayer at the Mosque and was stoking up the
local stove for his day's work. Suddenly, he became aware of a pervading bright
light enveloping the atmosphere, followed by a
sudden realisation that the heavens were falling
on the village. As he looked up at the
encroaching sky, he saw the most amazing view
of his forty years existence. According to him, "There appeared a wide, large mass of something
that looked like a cloud from nowhere and it was
flying slowly over the village just at the height of
an average tree. "The cloud was transparent and I saw beautiful
tall buildings inside it, with tarred roads and cars.
It was like a flying city. And from it I could hear
the sound of machines making noise just as you
would hear at Ashaka cement factory." If Saidu were the only witness of this
extraordinary experience, it would have been
impossible to take his testimony as a fact. But we
discovered that the 'flying city' was witnessed by
almost all the villagers, hundreds of them, the
Chief Imam of the sole village Mosque inclusive. Children and adults all saw and corroborated the
story. Dauda Mohammed, a farmer, narrated how he
saw it from the open field where he went to pick
up an implement he left the previous day. He said
that when he looked up and saw how the floating
object was moving slowly round the village, he
was so surprised, but not scared. He said he saw the colour of the buildings inside what initially
appeared like a moving round and wide shaped
massive cloud. Ibrahim, a boy of about ten years old, pointed to
the top of a tree and said that the UFO moved
into the tree and came out on the other side but
the tree was not pushed down.The above
description by these villagers aptly falls into the
category of the sighting of an unidentified flying object, popularly called UFO or flying saucer, a
paranormal phenomenon which is widely known
and reported in the Western world but never
heard or talked about in this clime. Technically, UFO is an unusual apparent anomaly
in the sky that is not readily identifiable to the
observer as any known object, but in modern
popular culture the term UFO has generally
become synonymous with alien spacecraft. Some
researchers have argued that because these objects appear to be technological and not
natural phenomenon, and are alleged to display
flight characteristics or have shapes seemingly
unknown to conventional technology, the
conclusion is that they must not be from Earth. Interestingly, the UFO sighting in Dulali has
revealed to us as researchers the influence of
religion and socio-cultural factors to the
phenomenon. This is because what ordinarily
raises fear and conspiracy theories in the Western
world where the UFO occurrence is predominant was viewed in a positive light over here. The villagers were of the consensus that what
they witnessed was actually an act of God, for He
alone is capable of making anything happen.
According to Yau Kaugama, a Lanzai Ward
political leader, who accompanied us to the
interior village, "We believe it is a sign that in time to come something great will come out of
that small village. Something like a great
invention, that will affect the life of mankind." Mallam Shehu Liman is the Chief Imam of the
village. He confirmed the general consensus of
the villagers and specifically affirmed that, "We
believe that maybe Allah used those sightings to
open our eyes to see how Jinns (spirits) live in
their own world. Allah is great, and there is nothing He cannot do on earth. "Exactly two weeks after appearing in our village,
that flying object visited again at the same exact
time, and stayed in the sky roving around the
village for almost an hour before it went away.
We are happy because it shows we are special
village; other towns around were not even given that privilege." Asked whether the village made a formal
complaint or report to the authorities, the Imam
said they did not see the necessity of reporting,
as the flying object neither harmed nor injured
anyone, and they were all convinced it was a
positive visitation. According to www.thejinn.net , "There are unseen
creatures that we share this Earth with. They do
not come from other planets. They have been
called many names: Aliens, Spirits, Etherians,
Ultraterrestrials, and more. In the Koran they are
called the Jinn. Information about Jinn reads like a textbook description of UFO and other
paranormal phenomena. "The Jinn are beings with free will, living on Earth
in a world parallel to mankind. The Arabic word
means "to conceal". They appear to include
juvenile pranksters as well as powerful superior
beings with an agenda we do not understand.
They have influenced mankind's religious and cultural beliefs from antiquity to the present.
"Jinn can create UFOs, hallucinations,
psychokinetic effects, cattle mutilations, crop
circles, apparitions and other paranormal
phenomenon." Cattle mutilations and crop circles as stated in the
above quote are some of the physical marks left
by UFOs and the beings that ride in them,
generally called aliens. These incidents are always
reported in the Western world, especially in the
United States of America and Britain. Crop circles, which involve a sizable pattern created by the
flattening of a crop such as wheat, barley, maize,
in a farm field, are particularly seen in Britain,
while cattle mutilations, the apparent killing and
mutilation of cattle under unusual or anomalous
circumstances, were first reported in the United States. When we asked the villagers of Dulali whether
they saw any living beings inside the UFO, they
were all certain that no living being was seen in
that 'city'. In the Western world, some witnesses
have described how the UFO, sometimes a smaller
craft, landed in a remote area or farm, and some creatures came out from them. Some witnesses
have even claimed to have been abducted by
these beings and either taken for a ride in the
craft or taken to the larger UFO hovering in the
Earth's orbit or to the habitat of the alien beings. When contacted, the Chairman of Darazo Local
Government Area at the time of the sighting,
Hon. Sabo Bako Sade, said that he was aware of
the paranormal visitation at Lanzai and would
have carried out a thorough investigation but was
at that time of the incident occupied by the marauding armed robbers who were raiding
police stations and robbing banks in his local
government area. He insisted that the type of supernatural
occurrence had never occurred in Darazo since the
inception of the area, and had never again been
reported after the Dulali incidents. He said,
"When I heard the news I first thought it was a
practical joke, or a wild rumour circulated by people, because at that time we were under attack
by hoodlums whom we could not ascertain
whether they were Boko Haram or just armed
robbers. We were under immense pressure. But
the supernatural sighting in Dulali was a special
one, a one in a life time experience, even for me as a politician. I planned to set up a thorough
investigative committee on the incident but my
hands were tied at that time." The American based MUFON (Mutual UFO
Network), is the organization that investigates
cases of reported UFO sightings. Being one of the
oldest and largest UFO-investigative
organizations in the world, it recently released a
paper which stated that from the year 2011, the sightings of UFOs all over the world as compiled
by them from 1969 have witnessed an increase of
up to 67%. Therefore with the Bauchi incident, it
now seems that Nigeria has joined the many
other nations who have see these strangers in the
sky and only time shall reveal where they are visiting next in our nation here.



http://www.educatinghumanity.com/2012/04/ufo-sighting-2012-floating-city-seen-by.html?m=1

Acekidc4:
I don't get this At all!!

think HARD!

Leggo !!!

i love this dude...


He's very creative

"Let’s face it: English is a crazy language. There is no
egg in eggplant or ham in hamburger, neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England or french
fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies, while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat.
We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly,
boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither
from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it that writers
write, but fingers don’t fing, grocers don’t groce, and
hammers don’t ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth,
why isn’t the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So, one moose, 2 meese? One index, two indices?
Is cheese the plural of choose?
If teachers taught, why didn’t preachers praught? If a
vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian
eat?
In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship?
Have noses that run and feet that smell? Park on
driveways and drive on parkways?
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same,
while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? How
can the weather be hot as hell one day an cold as hell another?
When a house burns up, it burns down. You fill in a
form by filling it out and an alarm clock goes off by
going on.
When the stars are out, they are visible, but when the
lights are out, they are invisible. And why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I
end it?
Now I know why I flunked my English. It’s not my fault;
the silly language doesn’t quite know whether it’s
coming or going." -Richard Lederer.

I feel your pain...

Even some i.diot will take pictures of the accident victim without offering any help Gosh!

JIMMYWAT:
no be photoshop

Link?

naaaa....

photoshop.

"one good turn deserves another"

ha ! Many people r going gaga

PDP really needs to CHANGE.


I dont see them winning any election in the platform of THAT party.

irony....

400 years in prison await you guys

ehn