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I know there's one lady who is head over heels in love with you. Most of the time you tend not to have the slightest feelings for her.

in my case there's this girl who lives next to me In Lagos, since we exchanged numbers she no dey let me rest on whatsapp (what's wrong with having your neighbours contact?) to the extent she sent me her Semi-Nude pics and claimed it was a mistake...

Everyday I wake up to her messages on whatsapp, there was a day she called me and talked for over three minutes (I respect ladies a lot and I couldn't just bang the call on her so I just listened and said "OK", "really", "wow", "humor me" occasionally), next thing I saw her message on whatsapp, "I like guys that listen" ... oh boy I almost fainted.

its not that she's ugly o, she is cute and slim but I don't have any deep feelings for her.

I don't know how to get rid of her... I'm thinking of bleeping her then bleep her friend too maybe that will work.

please share your experience and how you went about it.

Please how can you say MARCH?

isn't that different from match? and Moderator put it to FP without editing...

SMH

Estharfabian:

Eazzipizzy!

cool...

that tattoo you got... is it a butterfly?

wait o... means you cant roam around half naked in your mums presence, no crop tops too... LOOL!

Estharfabian:

Oh, diary section is devoid of the Comment/Reply Button. It's only exclusive to the writer only...


So, that's not really A problem. You'll just be the only person that's able to write. viewers could just view, Like and share.

so when i want to continue I just click "Reply"?

Estharfabian:

I just did. It's Nice.
My name kept popping Up.


Eh, Just record anything and everything that's happening to You. Anything worth penning down. Fallen in love with the whole sexcapede Thingy already. You're doing pretty okay!
Your use of tenses and Words are simple, Vivid, elaborate, and Top notch. You're good to go George!

yay:
I'm glad my mentor likes this...
the issue is how to continue without creating a new thread and without letting comments disturb the flow...

Estharfabian:

LoL.


Alright... I'll see about that.

hahaha- I started my diary!
https://www.nairaland.com/3461750/iamthatgeorge-let-me-take-through

read my first chapter... and encourage me... I've adopted you as my mentor .)

what should I do next?

Estharfabian:

Lots of peeps say that...

.Buh yeah, I'm 100% female...

Esther, I'm currently reading your diary from the day you started. Your life is a Novel abeg, how about we make a movie out of it? Epic right? just give me permission to go ahead!

email me: adebusoyeademola@gmail.com or bookiamthatgrorge@gmail.com...

Reading your diary I'm thinking of starting mine too.

PS: I'm reading March 05 2016, You asked anyone with a platonic friendship with an opposite sex to mention you in the post before March 5...

well, I have one which is about 8years now, another which is 3 years... Never kissed, no sex, no holding hands self,... we are just cool like that... JUST FRIENDS!

I'm serious about the Movie thingy!

hilaryJustiN:
ehn she thinks feminine true that!
nehh, I don't make em feel threatened at all ,utmost care starting from my mama to the rest of the girls.,
ehnehn okay nau ,I wish y'all happy FP adventure

Gonna be an adventure of a lifetime... you'll love the result. I'm sure you will comment too

Estharfabian:


because members of your gender most often than not give us concrete reasons to think that...



A guy buys you a drink... He probably wants to get Into your panties...He buys you pizza, You're Toast! He buys You A PHONE, Then, get prepared...he's already screwing you In his mind.

Generosity isn't for free these days.. it comes with a price tag. Life's definitely a biatch....

lolz @ he's screwing you in his mind...

are you really a Lady? coz you talk like a guy

hilaryJustiN:
sakuro ,he not discussing Nigeria withchu ,he got a bae to do that with
you want to goan praticalize because you feel he's saying the correct truth ....
ride on ma G
the perfect O.T for her

oh, Hillary... you're on Nairaland? How did Trump win you na?

but the Hillary wouldn't think the way you are...

its guys like you that make ladies feel threatened...
LOLZ, its not O.T jare... maybe we can create a balanced post that will hit FP

jtenna:
There are men and there are men. Look, I thought of not contributing to this topic but it's so pathetic these days when men think the way they do and when women act the way they do.
Yes, there are just a handful of men and women out there who help for unselfish reasons but they are like 1 in 1000.
Speaking from experience, men have got it all wrong, same with women.
For the ladies, it's really pathetic when you try to bleed a guy dry because he has an interest in dating you. You don't reciprocate the gesture but you want him to keep spending for you. Come on, you know what he wants but for some selfish reasons, you keep encouraging him.
I used to act like this when I was a teenager, my own was that even if we can't date, there's nothing wrong in helping a friend. After all the guy likes me and am his friend so he should spend but make I come do the same nko? Na 'a woman don't spend for a man' you go hear.
Seriously, it doesn't work like that. If you can't date him, you can keep your hungry ass mouth to yourself or reciprocate the gesture so he won't think you are just after the free stuff.
For guys. Sometimes Una nor Dey try. The idea that women have nothing to offer stemmed from a deep misunderstanding of women. Sometimes out of immaturity.
I can say that men actually started this 'nothing goes for nothing' thing
Why?
Because as a young girl growing up, a girl would be persuaded to open her legs with gifts and all the goodies the guy can offer and that could change the perception of a naive young child. Sometimes no matter how much the female child refuses, the gifts will just keep getting juicer and much and that's why parents should try to provide all the basic necessities for their female children even if it means going overboard with their allowances.
Men should learn to stop paying for sex. And when you do, know who you are getting it from. all ladies are not the same. And when a female friend who refused to date you ask for your help, render help cause you care, not for what you can get. Believe me some girls actually don't want to use your head, they just need your help cos they feel you are their last hope.
It shouldn't always be about what you can get. Charity can be given to anybody and gotten from anybody.
My one piece.

a zillion likes for you bae!
I need to find you and thank you.
where do u live?

you've said it all.
but you just realized the truth when you clocked what age? let me guess 24?

coz u said you did same in your teens..
all the same thank you for this unbiased analysis of the man-woman relationship...

let's chat text your whatsapp number to me 08101655211 (SMS only) let's see if we can put up some things about the man-woman relationship in Nigeria, should it be biotic or symbiotic, predator and host

GreatEngineer:
Some of them their brain has been so condition that way, such that even when you help them without asking for anything, they will think that your initial reason for helping was to demand for something and maybe you are shy so they will help you out.

That's how I gave one girl a ride, she thought I was shy to start toasting her so she needed to do the needful. So she started by asking many questions, she asked me 'are you married and I said yes' she said are you sure and I said am married with a son. She said it's a lie that I am only saying this to scare her away so I tried to convince her that am married, then she said am too young that she is still finding it difficult to believe. She later said something like why is it that she always meet young people that are married.
We later exchange contacts and some other day the rest was history.

so you cheated on your wife?!
ha!

ucsparks:
seconded,, Nigerian girls have nothing to offer except sex

taaa!
I disagree totally, I'm a guy and I can point to various ladies I've met in my short lifespan who has a lot of things to offer, other than sex!

Take a chill pill, Nigerian girls are good its the guys that make most of them act the way they do. A handful of them ladies however chose the kind of life they live, they are formed by the environment and believe of the people.

some peoples opinions are formed by what they read online too.

But in all, there are good guys and bad girls; bad guys and good girls... that's what makes the world go round... that's why there is free/cheap sex everywhere...

If you want to date a girl and be serious with her, don't be in a haste to take her out on a spending spree...
Ladies, you don't want a guy to be after your panties, if he takes you out don't see it as an opportunity to buy things you will not buy with your money and don't take your friends along, even if the guy is stupendously rich...
it's all a glitch

it was reported that PMB will be present at the APC campaign launch for Akeredolu. But Not only was PMB absent, Tinubu, Osibanjo and Aregbesola were also conspicuously absent with only Osibanjo sending a representative.

Let's analyse what this can mean to the candidates for each party, especially Rotimi Akeredolu of APC and Olusegun Oke of AD as PDP are yet to be sure of who they will be fielding amidst court injunctions and impending appeals.

To me, its a huge blow for Akeredolu and it increases the chances of Olusola Oke of the AD to 'pull a Trump' in the polls come Nov 26.

Let's know your views and analysis of the current situation in the political terrain of Ondo state.

talktonase:
Celebrity 'relationsheeps' lets hope they last.

lolz... I'm Sure they will.

Everybody have been asking who Simi is really dating and for a while now we have noticed that Simi spends most of her time with Falz, which begs the question "where is Adekunle Gold". However, in a recent interview with George and Sisi Foluke on the Casual Tv Show, the singer said she would like to keep her relationship private and nurture it. She however admitted she is in a relationship.

Let's go back to the basics: What we know.
Just before the remix of Jamb Question with Falz, Simi had always been seen in the company of Adekunle Gold and the two forged a very good picture.

After that remix, it has been Falz, Falz, Gold, Falz and Falz. My point is she has always been seen in Company of Falz, oh, maybe its because he saved her from the Militants in the song 'Soldier'.

Is 'Soldier' a true story of how falz had been asking her out without success over the years? The fact is the duo must have met during their spells in London.

"YOUR HEART IS WHERE LOVE IS"
The above saying is true, could Simi and falz truly be in love? I mean what other explanation could be given to this scenario of two adults always being in the company of each other? They can be best friends, true, but at the peril of the real boyfriend!

Falz is not known to have any relationship so this theory adds up well. Also, Adekunle Gold has been missing in the picture for a LONG time.

On falz Birthday, Simi declared playfully on a live TV broadcast of Falz hangout with fans by hip TV that falz is her boyfriend while rubbing his chest in the process... ON LIVE TV, this isn't a video shoot or a movie set, neither was it rehearsed. Simi also said the Track 'Chemistry' off their joint EP is her gift to falz on his birthday... please go and listen properly to the lyrics... is Simi finally in the arms of falz? I'll do anything to find out.

On the contrary:
Could this all be a PUBLICITY STUNT?
if it is how long has the plan been in place?

Did they just write the script after the speculation started as to which of Fall and Gold is dating Simi or was the speculation part of the script?

if its a publicity stunt, falz and Simi do look good together and I hope they will be able to pull a headies on us and Flip the script...

written by @iamthatgeorge

Falz and Simi have been racking up the likes and funny comments on the internet with very beautiful and suggestive pictures of them both.

Their fans are no longer eager to know if the duo are in a relationship as was widely speculated in the past months. Their fans are sure eager to know what the duo are up to.

Simi in an interview revealed that falz and herself are working on an EP album together which will be released before her first album.

Watch below:
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C4631012929

Recently I've been seeing lots of things that are not really FP materials...

Lots of boobs and other stuff...
NL never used to be like this...

This makes me ask "What does it take for an article or news to make front page?"...

Is there politics on Nairaland?
if yes biko when is the next election for Mods/Admins and when does the campaign start?

Please o, I'm just curious... I'm not also sure if this thread exists before...

in the past few days I've seen about ten people claiming to be virgins here on Nairaland...

so I decided to do a census to know the number of Male and Female virgins here...

Before you ask if OP is a virgin let me just tell you that I'm not o!

KissChris:



Post stealer

Sorry, I never knew someone had posted something similar... I'm sure the story line is different from that persons post...

chris2face:
Again this topic again is not even up to 2months and this same topic resurrect but only with a different poster ok oh

sorry o, I didn't know the topic had been brought up before...
Thanks for notifying me.

Naturally, sex is supposed to be an indoor activity, but in this century, its become a lot more... some now have sex in cars, on bikes, public toilets (eg. shoprite toilet etc), office desk and others...

I'll tell you the craziest place I've ever had sex...

in a garden Under the bridge at Oshodi one fateful night like that...

The girl isn't a LovePeddler o, na my girlfriend... I just felt like doing something crazy with her...

Now tell us yours, don't come here acting as no saint abusing me o!

HornyTiwa:
Its both ways,happens to girls too.

I know bbm contact who post everything about themselves on DP(both of them),even aftersex photos.


Funny enough,I can't wait for them to.breakup,I have some lessons to teach them.

haba! why will they be posting after sex pictures... are they insane?

But you self wicked, why r u waiting for them to break up? choi....

JESUSBOIY:
another dump thread

did u intend to say "dumb?

xendra:
so it's always the girls fault when the relationship didn't work out, because Nigeria guys are perfectly perfect they never do wrong, yet a girl breaks up with you and stays single.

imaging 8 failed relationships and it's all their fault....... naijaguys

sorry dear! i can boldly say i broke up with just one, in secondary school... the rest went for richer guys,
one left coz i didnt have sex with her... 8 failed relationships, counting from my ss1 days...

Pieromania:
U sound so pained.why?

aint pained, just saying...

i was 20,
With an Edo girl,
she actually had sex with me, not the other way round
she rode on me.
i wept!
Now i make people Moan!!!

I'm sure the ladies will be like "OP is crazy"
"OP is delusional", yes i agree. But this is my verdict after over 8 failed relationships.

I can easily classify myself as a LIVING LEGEND when it comes to relationship talks.

Let me tell you guys what motivated this post:
I was on instagram and saw a post by @ebonylifetv which reads thus:-
"Promote your girl like a mixtape, let the world know you got that fire"
i wanted to comment but i saw my friend @jidekol had already posted a coment which read:-
"I tried that once, when she left my friends sold the mixtape to me... pretty expensive"

Okay, now you get my point guys!

Our ladies are not contented with what they have, this enables them to be able to change men the same way they make their hair every two weeks. Relationship is good, dont get me wrong but these women are unavoidable hazzards!

There is always someone who is richer, more caring, handsome or even more fun than you.
if you are in a relationship and your lady is loyal, i'm happy for you! When she leaves, it will be a state of the art departure...

So, i advice guys not to show off a lady you have not officially proposed to or "ringed",its disastrous!
When you eventually break up, people will start asking you "Iyawo e nko" (Where is your wife). They didnt ask when you were still dating o, its the day you break up they will start asking you everyday!

when you tell them you are no longer together nobody will believe you because you showed her so much love that it will be next to impossible that you will eventually break up. UNBELIEVABLE, right?

Worse still, it makes it extremely difficult for you to find a new girlfriend, every other girl you ask out will be like "What about that girl you're always posting her picture on facebook"... The moment you say you've broken up with her, the new girl automatically believes that you are at fault for the break up and begins to guard her heart from falling for your "sweet words", She will NEVER believe you're not at fault.

TO EVERY GIRL, EVERY OTHER GIRL IS A SAINT, GUYS ARE THE VILLAINS!

Guys, we need to be very careful. Meanwhile, Love your girlfriend, take her out on romantic dates etc but DONT, i repeat DONT post pictures on social media. I've warned you! nuff said!!!

musulumi:
How will someone now suck......for us who take great delights in mouth actions. ??

just look for toothpick or broomstick #smiles #WideGrin

jamb20s:
First 2 comment ... waiting for these mods to move it to fp.....

You think the mods will move this to front page? When its not about Cossy's Boobs or snakes and other dry news like how Ugandan police search female sport lovers (stale gist) and so many things that are not "necessarily" front page contents...

I'm still sharpening my pen, I'm planning to write a very good Open Letter to them modes...