Christianity Etc › Re: Penuel Mnguni Confesses At TB Joshua's Church, Seeks For Prayers & Deliverance by Bondesniger(m): 11:59pm On Jun 04, 2017 |
wonders shall never end |
Crime › Re: Nigerian Victim Of Sex Trafficking In Italy Tells Her Shocking Story by Bondesniger(m): 11:40pm On Jun 04, 2017 |
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Politics › Re: Biafra: INM Calls For Probe As Group Fingers Obiano, Ekweremadu As Kanu Sponsors by Bondesniger(m): 11:22pm On Jun 04, 2017 |
THAT statement is coming from the KANU, ALABA, KADUNA etc branch of igbos see this “We further want Kanu, IPOB, MASSOB, Intersociety and others to know that we are not willing to begin to apply for visas to continue living in places that millions of us know as home. |
Politics › Re: FFK Slams Geoffrey Onyeama Over London Bridge Attack by Bondesniger(m): 10:36pm On Jun 04, 2017 |
[quote author=Goodness4me post=57197672][/quote]you deserve a hug from my GF
you just spoke my mind and to kick some ass some of our so called big men who God have blessed and can invest will not do so but pile up the money for their children and children children |
Politics › Re: FFK Slams Geoffrey Onyeama Over London Bridge Attack by Bondesniger(m): 10:18pm On Jun 04, 2017 |
vedaxcool: FKK and his sheeple siblings on this thread have failed to understand the role of a Foreign Affairs Minister. the last time i checked you are dumb “Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.” |
Politics › Re: Abiola’s Death, Last Moments Recorded On Video — Al-Mustapha by Bondesniger(m): 9:55pm On Jun 04, 2017 |
the red scopion my man |
Car Talk › Re: HAHAHA And LOL Number Plates: Nigerian Cars Laughing At Poverty by Bondesniger(m): 1:01pm On Jun 04, 2017 |
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Family › Re: Woman Dumps Her Husband After He Lost Bank Job by Bondesniger(m): 12:58pm On Jun 04, 2017 |
i just hope some of you have learn from her |
Family › Re: Irish Woman Devastated After Nigerian Husband Dumped Her Destroys Shop (Video) by Bondesniger(m): 12:28pm On Jun 04, 2017 |
another one given us a bad name no Name has been mentioned so close your mouth cross your finger |
Education › Re: Oyeleye Lateefat Emerges Overall Best Medical Student In Ukraine by Bondesniger(m): 12:18pm On Jun 04, 2017 |
come home and make sure our president and other Executive criminals dont go abroad for treatment |
Agriculture › Re: Nasir Yammama: The Founder Of Verdant: The Farmer's Mobile Companion by Bondesniger(m): 12:06pm On Jun 04, 2017 |
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Food › Re: 7 Amazing Benefits Of Drinking Water First Thing In The Morning by Bondesniger(m): 11:00am On Jun 04, 2017 |
nice one just did mine |
Politics › Re: 16 Reasons why the Planned Fuel Price Hike Doesn't Make Sense by Bondesniger(m): 8:26pm On Jun 03, 2017 |
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Education › Re: Where Are The Dullards In Your Class? by Bondesniger(m): 7:45pm On Jun 03, 2017 |
yhey are some were making cool money |
Crime › Re: Fulani Herdsme Attack Residents Of Kagurna In Kaduna, Kill 1, Abduct 3 People by Bondesniger(m): 6:59pm On Jun 03, 2017 |
El rufai |
Politics › Re: Yorubas Now Want Oduduwa, And Not Nigeria- Gani Adams by Bondesniger(m): 6:56pm On Jun 03, 2017 |
hope they will not come after you now |
Health › Re: Can A Man Father A Child With One Testicle? by Bondesniger(m): 6:47pm On Jun 03, 2017 |
yes the one will do alot |
Family › Re: My Wife’s Mother Would Say I Should Not Kill Her Daughter With Sex by Bondesniger(m): 6:42pm On Jun 03, 2017 |
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Politics › Re: Dr. Ismaila Farouk Blasts Osinbajo; Says He’s No Saint by Bondesniger(m): 6:36pm On Jun 03, 2017 |
That is the rule of the hoe and the mad man
for the yoruba guys will understand that very well
Buhari did same only Obasanjo and GEJ that are neutral |
Career › Re: 5 Nigerians Make Forbes ‘30 Under 30’ List by Bondesniger(m): 6:32pm On Jun 03, 2017 |
I AM SERIOUSLY LOADING WILL MAKE THE LIST OF TOP TEN IN THE WORLD joshkiddies: In the recently released Forbes Africa Class of 2017 30 under 30, 5 Nigerian entrepreneurs, who are considered to be among 600 of the brightest young entrepreneurs, innovators and game changer in the world, made it to the list.
They include Muktar Onifade, 26, Iyinoluwa Aboyeji, 26, Edikan Udiong, 29, Shakeela Tolasad Williams, 29 and Nasir Yammama, 27. Yammama is into AgriTech, Williams is into the sales of hair extensions
Onifade is into fashion designing and styling. Udiong is into weight loss supplements and Aboyeji into FinTech. According to Forbes, the average age of the class is 27 with the average age of women who make up 33% of the class being 28.2 while the average age of men is 26.4.
http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/06/5-nigerians-make-forbes-30-30-list-%ef%bb%bf.html
Lalasticlala |
Politics › Re: A Credible Northerner, Not Osinbajo Should Succeed Buhari In 2019 by Bondesniger(m): 11:12am On Jun 03, 2017 |
i wonder why you people cant just stop provoking the sound of war Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we. if PMB fails in 2019 will Nigeria be ungovernable  ? you know what i mean |
Politics › Re: Two Groups In Battle For Buhari’s Re-election by Bondesniger(m): 10:59am On Jun 03, 2017 |
There is no disgrace in being knocked down, there is only shame in not getting back up; never quit
you remember that pies by Daniel Wilson |
Family › Re: 11 Secrets Man Should Never Reveal To His Wife by Bondesniger(m): 10:42am On Jun 03, 2017 |
TELL HER ALL THAT AND MANY MORE
this is the formula play that game call I HAVE OR I HAVE NEVER
she will hear 60% of the above mentioned |
Romance › Re: My Ex Wants A Secret Affair Between Us Despite Being Married by Bondesniger(m): 10:35am On Jun 03, 2017 |
She pleaded and cry but i make realize my concience wont allow me do such a thing. now you are here to hear from ladies and guys who are pro in the act.
I BEG PACK WELL MAKE WE SEE ROAD FOR THE NEXT PERSON |
Romance › Re: The South African Twins That Are Married To One Man by Bondesniger(m): 10:31am On Jun 03, 2017 |
THE end of the END
did you notice something about them ? i think one gets more bang than the other, see their breast and hips |
Crime › Re: Lagos Police Inspector Buried Alive: "We Were Offered N2m To Keep Quiet"- Family by Bondesniger(m): 10:26am On Jun 03, 2017 |
IF NIGERIA IS TRULY A ZOO?
WHICH ANIMAL WILL YOU LIKE TO BE? |
Family › Re: My Husband Wants Divorce And Custody Of Our Child He Never Catered For! by Bondesniger(m): 8:50am On Jun 03, 2017 |
some one somewhere is working some science in his head
may God help you through if you are correct |
Business › Re: 10 Small Scale Businesses You Can Start With As Low As N5,000 by Bondesniger(m): 8:50pm On Jun 02, 2017 |
NICE PICE THERE NUMBER 234 ARE JUST GOOD FOR ANY AREA Papzey: I have been seeing No Job threads on Nairaland, and I thought, with this recession, the most many of us who can't find a suitable job is to equip ourselves with small scale business. In my next post, I would share skills you can learn in 6-12 months that would supplement your university degree and make you lot of money.
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If you are looking for small scale businesses to start with as low as 5,000 naira, you have reached the right place.
Ten small scale businesses you can start with as low as five thousand Naira.
1. Zobo making; Zobo ingredients are not expensive, all you need to do is learn from someone who is good, make your product chilled and clean, set a target market.
2. Tiger nut (Ofio) juice making: Blend Tiger nut (Ofio) with date (dabinu), sieve till it's smooth. Pack in bottles and chill. It's one healthy choice of drink.
3. Fresh fruit blending: Start with two whole deliciously ripe watermelons, blend properly till it's smooth, pack in bottle and chill. You can then start mixing fruits to blend.
4. Tea making (hot and cold): People drink tea when they are out. As long as you are neat and your product is not expensive, people will patronize you. Neatness is key to tea making. Make healthy tea like green tea, coffee (Decaffeinated and caffeinated) along with other beverages.
5. Kunu making: Kunu making is also a great idea, learn from someone who is good at it, pack in a bottle and serve chilled. Be neat with your product.
6. Pap making: Making fresh pap for people who don't have time to make it is also a great business idea. You can add garlic and ginger to the pap to make it unique. Soak the grain in water, wash, blend and sieve till very smooth. Some may order for un-sieved pap.
7. Noodles and egg making: Cooking noodles and egg especially for bachelors, and people at work is a great business idea. All you need is prepare it in a nice way. It's a good thing that noodles is fast and easy to make. You can make your product unique by adding carrots and green peas along with other ingredients.
8. Breakfast making: Cooking breakfast for people going to work is a nice business idea. You can choose pap and moin-moin, Yam and egg or other breakfast meal.
9. Dinner making: Most people come back tired from work, think of the kind of food that will sell fast in your area as dinner alternatives for people.
10 Sliced fruits and milk; This is a really cool and easy business idea. Selling processed mixed variety of fruits entices people and makes your market unique. You can slice pawpaw, watermelon, coconut, apple, pineapple and banana, mix together and add milk to it. Serve chilled.
So all these are small scale business you could venture into with as low as 5,000 naira. You can learn all these processes in a short time, and then you apply proper packaging. Go ahead and make money!
Source: http://www.rapportnaija.com/2016/04/top-10-small-scale-business-ideas-with.html |
Politics › Re: Atiku Emerges New Waziri Adamawa, As Son Takes Over Title Of Turaki by Bondesniger(m): 8:16am On Jun 02, 2017 |
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Properties › Re: Investing In Real Estate With Little Cash by Bondesniger(m): 7:44am On Jun 02, 2017 |
danemenike: Yes you can. Pm me I'll tell what you need to know. pls my email is bondesniger@gmail.com 1 have some cash now how do i go about it? |
Properties › Re: Investing In Real Estate With Little Cash by Bondesniger(m): 7:41am On Jun 02, 2017 |
real Setate my big dream projct God see me through PropertiesNaija: There are many myths that people have in their minds when it comes to property investment . One of such myths is that you need a lot of cash before you can become a property investor . This belief has robbed several people of the opportunity to enter into the real estate investment arena while waiting for a sudden financial windfall that will launch them into the real estate field. The sad truth is that the more they wait, the harder it seems and the more frustrated many become about the prospect . There is a better way . You can start with the cash that you have.
Cash is important for almost any transaction. However , it is the size and the quantity that most prospective investors do not get right. Knowledge of your options and what you can do with what you have are more important . In addition , you need to set aside all the money you possibly can in order to create a seed capital to work with . You can do this alone or in partnership with other people through mediums such as co-operatives . You can achieve this through mini-savings club that contributes and then distributes to members in turns. The idea is to save as much as you can or pool the funds together to create a fund that provides more options.
Many cooperative societies invest in the acquisition of land for their members and they sell this to members using instalment payment plan. The idea is to make land acquisition easier for members. If you are working in an organisation that has a co-operative society already , you should consider joining . Explore any real estate investment opportunity that they may have. Cooperative societies also lend money at very low -interest rates. You can leverage this to get money that you can invest in real estate . You can then proceed to pay back the interest in instalment .
Furthermore , there are private property developers who make provision for buying off plan or in instalment. Buying off plan is one of the means of acquiring a property without having to fully pay for it because it is in the developmental stage. There is also the option of buying land in instalment. The overall cost of buying a parcel of land using this model may be higher but it is relatively easier for many to bear because it does not place an immediate burden on the purchaser to pay in full.
Another interesting option for you to consider is to invest with family and friends . While this carries an inherent risk , it also has a lot of possibilities . This reminds me of an incident a retiree shared with me several years ago . A group of four families decided to jointly invest in real estate , picking an area where they could not afford individually . One of them was an architect who came up with a concept of four terrace houses. They broke the project into manageable phases with reasonable financial commitments .Within a few years , they had completed the project . Those who sold theirs made a significant profit and at least one decided to lease out the property and earn an annual income .
Another important consideration for prospective real estate investors is to carefully select a location that is within their financial capacity but has all the indices of a growth area. One of the reasons for value is scarcity . When you consider the price of real estate in the city centres with the amount in several suburbs within a radius of five to 10 kilometres, you may be surprised that there are major differences . If you also consider the demographic projections in those areas , you may be surprised about the positive growth in a few years to come . Keeping this fact in mind should encourage you to look beyond areas that are over your budget and consider other upcoming neighbourhoods .
Many prospective real estate investors have missed very good opportunities because they were fixated on areas beyond their means. You can start small and then grow big which is better than not starting at all . Many areas that have appreciated in the past 10 years were not areas of choice then . You too can research and discover the possible growth areas that are still reasonably priced and within your budget . You can also explore financing methods that allow you to leverage your cash at hand to borrow . Using leverage to acquire an asset is a wise choice. It is a way of increasing the possibilities you can explore using the little cash that you have at present.
Source: www.punchng.com/investing-in-real-estate-with-little-cash/
www.naijapropertiesonline.com |
Literature › My Lord, Tell Me Where To Keep Your Bribe? By Niyi Osundare by Bondesniger(op): 7:35am On Jun 02, 2017 |
My Lord
Please tell me where to keep your bribe?
Do I drop it in your venerable chambers
Or carry the heavy booty to your immaculate mansion
Shall I bury it in the capacious water tank
In your well laundered backyard
Or will it breathe better in the septic tank
Since money can deodorize the smelliest crime
Shall I haul it up the attic
Between the ceiling and your lofty roof
Or shall I conjure the walls to open up
And swallow this sudden bounty from your honest labour
Shall I give a billion to each of your paramours
The black, the light, the Fanta-yellow
They will surely know how to keep the loot
In places too remote for the sniffing dog
Or shall I use the particulars
Of your anonymous maidservants and manservants
With their names on overflowing bank accounts
While they famish like ownerless dogs
Shall I haul it all to your village
In the valley behind seven mountains
Where potholes swallow up the hugest jeep
And Penury leaves a scar on every house
My Lord
It will take the fastest machine
Many, many days to count this booty; and lucky bank bosses
May help themselves to a fraction of the loot
My Lord
Tell me where to keep your bribe?
My Lord
Tell me where to keep your bribe?
The “last hope of the common man”
Has become the last bastion of the criminally rich
A terrible plague bestrides the land
Besieged by rapacious judges and venal lawyers
Behind the antiquated wig
And the slavish glove
The penguin gown and the obfuscating jargon
Is a rot and riot whose stench is choking the land
Behind the rituals and roted rigmaroles
Old antics connive with new tricks
Behind the prim-and-proper costumes of masquerades
Corruption stands, naked, in its insolent impunity
For sale to the highest bidder
Interlocutory and perpetual injunctions
Opulent criminals shop for pliant judges
Protect the criminal, enshrine the crime
And Election Petition Tribunals
Ah, bless those goldmines and bottomless booties!
Scoundrel vote-riggers romp to electoral victory
All hail our buyable Bench and conniving Bar
A million dollars in Their Lordship’s bedroom
A million euros in the parlor closet
Countless naira beneath the kitchen sink
Our courts are fast running out of Ghana-must-go’s*
The “Temple of Justice”
Is broken in every brick
The roof is roundly perforated
By termites of graft
My Lord
Tell me where to keep your bribe?
Judges doze in the courtroom
Having spent all night, counting money and various “gifts”
And the Chief Justice looks on with tired eyes
As Corruption usurps his gavel.
Crime pays in this country
Corruption has its handsome rewards
Just one judgement sold to the richest bidder
Will catapult Judge & Lawyer to the Billionaires’ Club
The Law, they say, is an ass
Sometimes fast, sometimes slow
But the Law in Nigeria is a vulture
Fat on the cash-and-carry carrion of murdered Conscience
Won gb’ebi f’alare
Won gb’are f’elebi**
They kill our trust in the common good
These Monsters of Mammon in their garish gowns
Unhappy the land
Where jobbers are judges
Where Impunity walks the streets
Like a large, invincible Demon
Come Sunday, they troop to the church
Friday, they mouth their mantra in pious mosques
But they pervert Justice all week long
And dig us deeper into the hellish hole
Nigeria is a huge corpse
With milling maggots on its wretched hulk
They prey every day, they prey every night
For the endless decomposition of our common soul
My Most Honourable Lord
Just tell me where to keep your bribe.
* Large, extremely tough bags used for carrying heavy cash in Nigeria
** They declare the innocent guilty
They pronounce the guilty innocent 2 Likes 1 Share |