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Christianity EtcRe: Penuel Mnguni Confesses At TB Joshua's Church, Seeks For Prayers & Deliverance by Bondesniger(m): 11:59pm On Jun 04, 2017
wonders shall never end
CrimeRe: Nigerian Victim Of Sex Trafficking In Italy Tells Her Shocking Story by Bondesniger(m): 11:40pm On Jun 04, 2017
sad
PoliticsRe: Biafra: INM Calls For Probe As Group Fingers Obiano, Ekweremadu As Kanu Sponsors by Bondesniger(m): 11:22pm On Jun 04, 2017
THAT statement is coming from the KANU, ALABA, KADUNA etc branch of igbos see this “We further want Kanu, IPOB, MASSOB, Intersociety and others to know that we are not willing to begin to apply for visas to continue living in places that millions of us know as home.
PoliticsRe: FFK Slams Geoffrey Onyeama Over London Bridge Attack by Bondesniger(m): 10:36pm On Jun 04, 2017
[quote author=Goodness4me post=57197672][/quote]you deserve a hug from my GF

you just spoke my mind and to kick some ass
some of our so called big men who God have blessed and can invest will not do so but pile up the money for their children and children children
PoliticsRe: FFK Slams Geoffrey Onyeama Over London Bridge Attack by Bondesniger(m): 10:18pm On Jun 04, 2017
vedaxcool:
FKK and his sheeple siblings on this thread have failed to understand the role of a Foreign Affairs Minister.
the last time i checked you are dumb

“Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”
PoliticsRe: Abiola’s Death, Last Moments Recorded On Video — Al-Mustapha by Bondesniger(m): 9:55pm On Jun 04, 2017
the red scopion my man
Car TalkRe: HAHAHA And LOL Number Plates: Nigerian Cars Laughing At Poverty by Bondesniger(m): 1:01pm On Jun 04, 2017
shocked cool grin
FamilyRe: Woman Dumps Her Husband After He Lost Bank Job by Bondesniger(m): 12:58pm On Jun 04, 2017
i just hope some of you have learn from her
FamilyRe: Irish Woman Devastated After Nigerian Husband Dumped Her Destroys Shop (Video) by Bondesniger(m): 12:28pm On Jun 04, 2017
another one given us a bad name
no Name has been mentioned so close your mouth cross your finger
EducationRe: Oyeleye Lateefat Emerges Overall Best Medical Student In Ukraine by Bondesniger(m): 12:18pm On Jun 04, 2017
come home and make sure our president and other Executive criminals dont go abroad for treatment
AgricultureRe: Nasir Yammama: The Founder Of Verdant: The Farmer's Mobile Companion by Bondesniger(m): 12:06pm On Jun 04, 2017
FoodRe: 7 Amazing Benefits Of Drinking Water First Thing In The Morning by Bondesniger(m): 11:00am On Jun 04, 2017
nice one just did mine
PoliticsRe: 16 Reasons why the Planned Fuel Price Hike Doesn't Make Sense by Bondesniger(m): 8:26pm On Jun 03, 2017
shocked huh shocked
EducationRe: Where Are The Dullards In Your Class? by Bondesniger(m): 7:45pm On Jun 03, 2017
yhey are some were making cool money
CrimeRe: Fulani Herdsme Attack Residents Of Kagurna In Kaduna, Kill 1, Abduct 3 People by Bondesniger(m): 6:59pm On Jun 03, 2017
El rufai
PoliticsRe: Yorubas Now Want Oduduwa, And Not Nigeria- Gani Adams by Bondesniger(m): 6:56pm On Jun 03, 2017
hope they will not come after you now
HealthRe: Can A Man Father A Child With One Testicle? by Bondesniger(m): 6:47pm On Jun 03, 2017
yes the one will do alot
FamilyRe: My Wife’s Mother Would Say I Should Not Kill Her Daughter With Sex by Bondesniger(m): 6:42pm On Jun 03, 2017
the mother most be a sex throat
what her problem if the guy short serve you start going to babalawo for classes

Islie:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/06/wifes-mother-say-not-kill-daughter-sex/
PoliticsRe: Dr. Ismaila Farouk Blasts Osinbajo; Says He’s No Saint by Bondesniger(m): 6:36pm On Jun 03, 2017
That is the rule of the hoe and the mad man

for the yoruba guys will understand that very well

Buhari did same only Obasanjo and GEJ that are neutral
CareerRe: 5 Nigerians Make Forbes ‘30 Under 30’ List  by Bondesniger(m): 6:32pm On Jun 03, 2017
I AM SERIOUSLY LOADING WILL MAKE THE LIST OF TOP TEN IN THE WORLD

joshkiddies:
In the recently released Forbes Africa Class of 2017 30 under 30, 5 Nigerian entrepreneurs, who are considered to be among 600 of the brightest young entrepreneurs, innovators and game changer in the world, made it to the list.



They include Muktar Onifade, 26, Iyinoluwa Aboyeji, 26, Edikan Udiong, 29, Shakeela Tolasad Williams, 29 and Nasir Yammama, 27. Yammama is into AgriTech, Williams is into the sales of hair extensions



Onifade is into fashion designing and styling. Udiong is into weight loss supplements and Aboyeji into FinTech. According to Forbes, the average age of the class is 27 with the average age of women who make up 33% of the class being 28.2 while the average age of men is 26.4.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/06/5-nigerians-make-forbes-30-30-list-%ef%bb%bf.html

Lalasticlala
PoliticsRe: A Credible Northerner, Not Osinbajo Should Succeed Buhari In 2019 by Bondesniger(m): 11:12am On Jun 03, 2017
i wonder why you people cant just stop provoking the sound of war

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.


if PMB fails in 2019 will Nigeria be ungovernable huh?
you know what i mean
PoliticsRe: Two Groups In Battle For Buhari’s Re-election by Bondesniger(m): 10:59am On Jun 03, 2017
There is no disgrace in being knocked down, there is only shame in not getting back up; never quit


you remember that pies by Daniel Wilson
FamilyRe: 11 Secrets Man Should Never Reveal To His Wife by Bondesniger(m): 10:42am On Jun 03, 2017
TELL HER ALL THAT AND MANY MORE

this is the formula
play that game call I HAVE OR I HAVE NEVER

she will hear 60% of the above mentioned
RomanceRe: My Ex Wants A Secret Affair Between Us Despite Being Married by Bondesniger(m): 10:35am On Jun 03, 2017
She pleaded and cry but i make realize my concience wont allow me do such a thing. now you are here to hear from ladies and guys who are pro in the act.

I BEG PACK WELL MAKE WE SEE ROAD FOR THE NEXT PERSON
RomanceRe: The South African Twins That Are Married To One Man by Bondesniger(m): 10:31am On Jun 03, 2017
THE end of the END

did you notice something about them ?
i think one gets more bang than the other, see their breast and hips
CrimeRe: Lagos Police Inspector Buried Alive: "We Were Offered N2m To Keep Quiet"- Family by Bondesniger(m): 10:26am On Jun 03, 2017
IF NIGERIA IS TRULY A ZOO?

WHICH ANIMAL WILL YOU LIKE TO BE?
FamilyRe: My Husband Wants Divorce And Custody Of Our Child He Never Catered For! by Bondesniger(m): 8:50am On Jun 03, 2017
some one somewhere is working some science in his head

may God help you through if you are correct
BusinessRe: 10 Small Scale Businesses You Can Start With As Low As N5,000 by Bondesniger(m): 8:50pm On Jun 02, 2017
NICE PICE THERE
NUMBER 234 ARE JUST GOOD FOR ANY AREA

Papzey:
I have been seeing No Job threads on Nairaland, and I thought, with this recession, the most many of us who can't find a suitable job is to equip ourselves with small scale business. In my next post, I would share skills you can learn in 6-12 months that would supplement your university degree and make you lot of money.

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If you are looking for small scale businesses to start with as low as 5,000 naira, you have reached the right place.


Ten small scale businesses you can start with as low as five thousand Naira.

1. Zobo making; Zobo ingredients are not expensive, all you need to do is learn from someone who is good, make your product chilled and clean, set a target market.

2. Tiger nut (Ofio) juice making: Blend Tiger nut (Ofio) with date (dabinu), sieve till it's smooth. Pack in bottles and chill. It's one healthy choice of drink.

3. Fresh fruit blending: Start with two whole deliciously ripe watermelons, blend properly till it's smooth, pack in bottle and chill. You can then start mixing fruits to blend.

4. Tea making (hot and cold): People drink tea when they are out. As long as you are neat and your product is not expensive, people will patronize you. Neatness is key to tea making. Make healthy tea like green tea, coffee (Decaffeinated and caffeinated) along with other beverages.

5. Kunu making: Kunu making is also a great idea, learn from someone who is good at it, pack in a bottle and serve chilled. Be neat with your product.

6. Pap making: Making fresh pap for people who don't have time to make it is also a great business idea. You can add garlic and ginger to the pap to make it unique. Soak the grain in water, wash, blend and sieve till very smooth. Some may order for un-sieved pap.

7. Noodles and egg making: Cooking noodles and egg especially for bachelors, and people at work is a great business idea. All you need is prepare it in a nice way. It's a good thing that noodles is fast and easy to make. You can make your product unique by adding carrots and green peas along with other ingredients.

8. Breakfast making: Cooking breakfast for people going to work is a nice business idea. You can choose pap and moin-moin, Yam and egg or other breakfast meal.

9. Dinner making: Most people come back tired from work, think of the kind of food that will sell fast in your area as dinner alternatives for people.

10 Sliced fruits and milk; This is a really cool and easy business idea. Selling processed mixed variety of fruits entices people and makes your market unique. You can slice pawpaw, watermelon, coconut, apple, pineapple and banana, mix together and add milk to it. Serve chilled.

So all these are small scale business you could venture into with as low as 5,000 naira. You can learn all these processes in a short time, and then you apply proper packaging. Go ahead and make money!

Source: http://www.rapportnaija.com/2016/04/top-10-small-scale-business-ideas-with.html
PoliticsRe: Atiku Emerges New Waziri Adamawa, As Son Takes Over Title Of Turaki by Bondesniger(m): 8:16am On Jun 02, 2017
worming up for 2019
hope the north will not disappoint him again like in 2015huh?
eyesoflagostv:
source: http://www.eyesoflagos.com/2017/06/atiku-emerges-new-waziri-adamawa-as-son.html
PropertiesRe: Investing In Real Estate With Little Cash by Bondesniger(m): 7:44am On Jun 02, 2017
danemenike:
Yes you can. Pm me I'll tell what you need to know.
pls my email is bondesniger@gmail.com

1 have some cash now how do i go about it?
PropertiesRe: Investing In Real Estate With Little Cash by Bondesniger(m): 7:41am On Jun 02, 2017
real Setate my big dream projct
God see me through
PropertiesNaija:
There are many myths that people have in their minds when it comes to property investment . One of such myths is that you need a lot of cash before you can become a property investor . This belief has robbed several people of the opportunity to enter into the real estate investment arena while waiting for a sudden financial windfall that will launch them into the real estate field. The sad truth is that the more they wait, the harder it seems and the more frustrated many become about the prospect . There is a better way . You can start with the cash that you have.

Cash is important for almost any transaction. However , it is the size and the quantity that most prospective investors do not get right. Knowledge of your options and what you can do with what you have are more important . In addition , you need to set aside all the money you possibly can in order to create a seed capital to work with . You can do this alone or in partnership with other people through mediums such as co-operatives . You can achieve this through mini-savings club that contributes and then distributes to members in turns. The idea is to save as much as you can or pool the funds together to create a fund that provides more options.

Many cooperative societies invest in the acquisition of land for their members and they sell this to members using instalment payment plan. The idea is to make land acquisition easier for members. If you are working in an organisation that has a co-operative society already , you should consider joining . Explore any real estate investment opportunity that they may have. Cooperative societies also lend money at very low -interest rates. You can leverage this to get money that you can invest in real estate . You can then proceed to pay back the interest in instalment .

Furthermore , there are private property developers who make provision for buying off plan or in instalment. Buying off plan is one of the means of acquiring a property without having to fully pay for it because it is in the developmental stage. There is also the option of buying land in instalment. The overall cost of buying a parcel of land using this
model may be higher but it is relatively easier for many to bear because it does not place an immediate burden on the purchaser to pay in full.

Another interesting option for you to consider is to invest with family and friends . While this carries an inherent risk , it also has a lot of possibilities . This reminds me of an incident a retiree shared with me several years ago . A group of four families decided to jointly invest in real estate , picking an area where they could not afford individually . One of them was an architect who came up with a concept of four terrace houses. They broke the project into manageable phases with reasonable financial commitments .Within a few years , they had completed the project . Those who sold theirs made a significant profit and at least one decided to lease out the property and earn an annual income .

Another important consideration for prospective real estate investors is to carefully select a location that is within their financial capacity but has all the indices of a growth area. One of the reasons for value is scarcity . When you consider the price of real estate in the city centres with the amount in several suburbs within a radius of five to 10 kilometres, you may be surprised that there are major differences . If you also consider the demographic projections in those areas , you may be surprised about the positive growth in a few years to come . Keeping this fact in mind should encourage you to look beyond areas that are over your budget and consider other upcoming neighbourhoods .

Many prospective real estate investors have missed very good opportunities because they were fixated on areas beyond their means. You can start small and then grow big which is better than not starting at all . Many areas that have appreciated in the past 10 years were not areas of choice then . You too can research and discover the possible growth areas that are still reasonably priced and within your budget . You can also explore financing methods that allow you to leverage your cash at hand to borrow . Using leverage to acquire an asset is a wise choice. It is a way of increasing the possibilities you can explore using the little cash that you have at present.

Source:
www.punchng.com/investing-in-real-estate-with-little-cash/

www.naijapropertiesonline.com
LiteratureMy Lord, Tell Me Where To Keep Your Bribe? By Niyi Osundare by Bondesniger(op): 7:35am On Jun 02, 2017
My Lord

Please tell me where to keep your bribe?

Do I drop it in your venerable chambers

Or carry the heavy booty to your immaculate mansion


Shall I bury it in the capacious water tank

In your well laundered backyard

Or will it breathe better in the septic tank

Since money can deodorize the smelliest crime


Shall I haul it up the attic

Between the ceiling and your lofty roof

Or shall I conjure the walls to open up

And swallow this sudden bounty from your honest labour


Shall I give a billion to each of your paramours

The black, the light, the Fanta-yellow

They will surely know how to keep the loot

In places too remote for the sniffing dog


Or shall I use the particulars

Of your anonymous maidservants and manservants

With their names on overflowing bank accounts

While they famish like ownerless dogs


Shall I haul it all to your village

In the valley behind seven mountains

Where potholes swallow up the hugest jeep

And Penury leaves a scar on every house


My Lord

It will take the fastest machine

Many, many days to count this booty; and lucky bank bosses

May help themselves to a fraction of the loot


My Lord

Tell me where to keep your bribe?


My Lord

Tell me where to keep your bribe?


The “last hope of the common man”

Has become the last bastion of the criminally rich

A terrible plague bestrides the land

Besieged by rapacious judges and venal lawyers


Behind the antiquated wig

And the slavish glove

The penguin gown and the obfuscating jargon

Is a rot and riot whose stench is choking the land


Behind the rituals and roted rigmaroles

Old antics connive with new tricks

Behind the prim-and-proper costumes of masquerades

Corruption stands, naked, in its insolent impunity


For sale to the highest bidder

Interlocutory and perpetual injunctions

Opulent criminals shop for pliant judges

Protect the criminal, enshrine the crime


And Election Petition Tribunals

Ah, bless those goldmines and bottomless booties!

Scoundrel vote-riggers romp to electoral victory

All hail our buyable Bench and conniving Bar


A million dollars in Their Lordship’s bedroom

A million euros in the parlor closet

Countless naira beneath the kitchen sink

Our courts are fast running out of Ghana-must-go’s*


The “Temple of Justice”

Is broken in every brick

The roof is roundly perforated

By termites of graft


My Lord

Tell me where to keep your bribe?


Judges doze in the courtroom

Having spent all night, counting money and various “gifts”

And the Chief Justice looks on with tired eyes

As Corruption usurps his gavel.


Crime pays in this country

Corruption has its handsome rewards

Just one judgement sold to the richest bidder

Will catapult Judge & Lawyer to the Billionaires’ Club


The Law, they say, is an ass

Sometimes fast, sometimes slow

But the Law in Nigeria is a vulture

Fat on the cash-and-carry carrion of murdered Conscience


Won gb’ebi f’alare

Won gb’are f’elebi**

They kill our trust in the common good

These Monsters of Mammon in their garish gowns


Unhappy the land

Where jobbers are judges

Where Impunity walks the streets

Like a large, invincible Demon


Come Sunday, they troop to the church

Friday, they mouth their mantra in pious mosques

But they pervert Justice all week long

And dig us deeper into the hellish hole


Nigeria is a huge corpse

With milling maggots on its wretched hulk

They prey every day, they prey every night

For the endless decomposition of our common soul


My Most Honourable Lord

Just tell me where to keep your bribe.


* Large, extremely tough bags used for carrying heavy cash in Nigeria


** They declare the innocent guilty

They pronounce the guilty innocent
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