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laugh don kee me here

OneCorner:
Ugly boy.
See head like dashboard

Margy:
Toooo ugly

Fine wan kill two of una. Where una foto?

Naijawebmaster:
Please, remove 'Tuface's Baby Mama'. She has a name!!!

Exactly!!!

ipobarethieves:
all ye fat pipu, especially ye pipu wey dey mixture alomo plus stout and Guilder together shud stop em.Exercise pls It is well

Lol, so slim people no dey die? Poor health no repect size oo, ask Tagbo.

blackaxe78:
Easier said than done. Your father won't do it, talkless of you that he feeds

What's your surname? The highest positioned man in your family won't. He rather curse you.

Chai u dey burst my head with your throwing smoke ability baba!!! Tell him.

Tension532:
Gullible white folks

Where u see white?

PRESS RELEASE: DUNCAN WENE MIGHTY OKECHUKWU IS NOT AN EXBOY!



In response to the outrageously false allegations posted on the 2nd of July 2018, by one Duncan Wene Mighty Okechukwu simply known as Duncan Mighty via his Instagram handle @duncan_mighty



The Nigerian Military School Class of 99 (Also known as NMS93) would like to express it’s disappointment with Mr. Duncan Wene Mighty Okechukwu’s claims and issue the following statement to the media and to the public.



1. Duncan Wene Mighty Okechukwu was never a member of the NMS Class he claims in his Instagram post which has since gone viral on social media platforms and the internet at large.

2. He was never a boy/student of Bravo Company.

3. He has never attended either academic or military trainings as required for a student of the Nigerian Military School,

4. He is not an Ex-Boy (By definition and implication, an Ex-Boy is an individual who was admitted, successfully completed required military and academic trainings and with merit graduated from the Nigerian Military school with a testimonial credential signifying same)

5. He is no course mate of any genuine member of the graduating class of NMS99 also referred ceremoniously as The 41st Passing Out Platoon.



The NMS93 Alumni Association humbly requests that Mr. Duncan Wene Mighty Okechukwu desist from posing as an alumnus for whatever reasons or benefits known to him.



The association would also like to register its displeasure with the photographic images of Mr. Duncan where he appears in military camouflage with the service rank of Captain while not well groomed and wearing earrings.



While his intentions might be for good and not self-serving, from our perspective we insist that posing as a soldier albeit and officer is “a disservice to the proud men and women of the Nigerian Armed Forces, who earn the right to wear their uniforms for the hard work and sacrifices made for our country.”



The association warns that anyone relating with Mr Duncan Wene Mighty Okechukwu, under the impression that he is an alumnus of NMS99 does so at their own risk.



The association however welcomes his interactions with genuine members of our Alma Mater and by large the military community of which we are also related to and wish him well in his endeavors.



Accept the warmest regards of the association.



Signed

PRO

NMS93 Alumni Association

The guy get mind ooo.

phase1:
Why is duncan mighty not a soldier then?

He may have opted out. Although I did not verify if he went to NMS. I for instance used to be a soldier until I discharged voluntarily some years ago.

FemiMaduka:
You are right in some way, save the fact that the stoppage of that policy (of NMS graduates getting posted straight to army formations) was as a result of some international bottleneck. There were some treaties - which Nigeria is signatory to - discouraging the use of child-soldiers. I hope you know NMS entrants are mostly within the 9 - 12 years age bracket.
NMS was more into the military thing that AMS - which is just a little above command schools. NMS is simply (or used to be) the equivalence of NDA i.e secondary/university.

NMS is back.

Kenturkey048:
officer ,am an ex-jam(airforce military school,jos)..u might be a soldier,that's for u,quorra mates are different from your course mates ..ex-boys been enlisted into Nigeria military was stopped during jonathan's regime,,throughout then,after NMs,if u dont make NDA and u don't wanna go tru depot,for navy (NNBTS)akasso,,den u are f**king civilian,who finished from a military secondary school..they started passing out ex-boys back with riffle when buhari became president,,all tru Jonathan's regime Nigeria military was totally f**ked up..we have quorra mates,and we have course mates...

What is obtainable today is all that matters young man. I passed out from nms in 2005, and even though I am no longer in d army I still relate with my coursemates as what we call ourselves.

Kenturkey048:
Nigeria military school,(NMS) na secondary school,,so na class mate ,not course mate...and secondly the only celebrity ex-boy na dbanj,but he was expelled from Nms..

Get your facts man. We call ourselves coursemates because we are all enlisted into the army at the same time. Dbanj was not expelled, he was withdrawn by his parents after the death of his brother who was in the academy. Gis brother died in a plane crash.

thatigboman:
No. Not neccesarily. NMS Zaria is a secondary school owned by the military. U can proceed to NDA from there if u want to join military as officer, or to Depot in Zaria too if u want to join military as a junior officer. Or u go to conventional university, if u want civilian life

You just dey talk wetin you no know. NMS is military and academic excellence, you become a soldier on the day you pass out from there, not proceeding to no depot.

Before nko? Time up!

Any adult or young adult who has never had to deal with rejection is probably a hermit, and must have been a hermit from infancy. How to deal with rejection? I wish there was a formula other than moving on like it never happened.

Metuh:
Freeze is suffering from Histrionic personality disorder.


He is an Atheist who is not yet bold enough to go public about it.



I hope he doesn't go missing the way he shook his mouth into every matters.


I know the she-male is on Nairaland too.

I won't question your diagnosis but I want to ask if you think Nigerians prioritise common sense over spiritual gullibility. As for me, I say majority don't. We are smart in other aspects but dumb in the weightier ones.

Na wah oo

ChiefAzubuike:
So at 14 years of age you haven't perfected the act of crossing a road? Back then in primary school around 1978, I lived at isheri while my school was at liasu road. Anybody familiar with Lagos will have to realise you have to cross that deadly express at isheri before getting to council bus stop. Me and my squad so much perfected it we could cross that road blind folded. During weekends , we retire to the middle of that express to sell groceries. Nothing happened to us, we never died. Its a pity and I feel so sad this generation of kids are weak hearted, over pampered and feeble not to even know how to cross a road properly at the ripe age of 14.

RIP

How many vehicles, heavy duty vehicles, dey Lagos dat time?

Pedophiles are on rampage

This one no be kleptomaniac, na professional thief.

lol

How many people wey dey comment sabi dem status? Go and get tested!!!

Orisirisi

Very nice poetry!

JasonScoolari:
[color=royalblue]Let me dedicate this poem to the All Progressive Congress...



Wrong, wrong all the time
Right, right, not once
Is the menacing song
Of APC.


Lie, lie, all the time
Truth, truth, not once
Is the heinous dance
Of Lai Mohammed.

Rot, rot, all the time
Clean, clean not once
Is the frame of mind
Of APC.

Sick, sick, all the time
Well, well, not once
Is the brain condition
Of Muhammad Buhari.

Mad, mad, all the time
Sane, sane, not once
Wallowing in self deceit
Of a patriot
Is the brain condition
Of Sarrki.

Evil, evil, all the time
Just, just, not once
Is the callous chorus
Of the APC.

Trouble, trouble, all the time
Peace, peace, not once
Is the refrain for the body and soul
Of the APC.


Today, we present to you, the short black demon from Edo state as our new party chairman.[/color]

Nice

dominique:
The more popular nickname is the mathematician, that's what I heard growing up

No vex ooo, but kini age e?

I like this.

Nobally:
So Sad, but someone should be held for this negligence...

The mother? No one else because it is the parents' primary responsibility.

No be small money our tourists dey pump them, so their alliance dey expected.

wyzoe:
If he gave 3k to everyone he met, he would need a bullion van to accompany him and he will go broke at the end.

Have some dignity and work for your money.

TRUE TALK

Scizophrenia is real!!!

ChiefAzubuike1:
Only hard drugs like cocaine , heroine, meth render you such a junkie like this
Non hard drugs like marijuana makes you look fresher , younger an less of a junkie.

Forget that thing. Anyone who smokes igbo without ceasing will look worse.

Lol. No worry, one day you go kill her.