₦airaland Forum

Boooo
Hoo-Hoo!
Waiting for Godot!

Not so fast!
The question is: What are you fighting for? Who is the enemy?
Answer: NOTHING/NONE!

I can only fight for Nigeria if others invade Nigeria.
Fighting amongst Nigerians means only one thing.
We have sell-outs in our midst.
Useless sacrifice!
May history not repeat itself. Amen.
Till then, na siddon look I dey do.
The affairs of Nigeria and Nigerians have absolutely no bearing on my life.
Thank MY GOD!

In refused to be used by ethnicist to forster any political/diabolic agenda.

To each his or her own!

Btw, please. . . .add a 5th poll option.

NO! IN OR OUT OF NIGERIA. . . . .NOT INTERESTED IN BIAFRA REVISITED!

After careful consideration. . . I will rather fly BA than Arik airlines.
Reason: As much as I detest BA for their so-so-similar Nigerian attitude. . .of selfishness, Arik airlines does not meet safety standards.
They have to be in service for a while before I can trust my life in the hands of ANYTHING Nigerian.
BA has proven to be safe and experienced.
Arik has worse 'customer service' EVEN TO NIGERIANS.
I can only fly 'locally' for short distances. . . as A LAST RESORT!

No apologies, no sentiments attached!

See them?
Trobu maker vanish go with im 20,000 monikers(moderator and all).
Thread don quench.
Shioooooooooooor!!!!

Wonders on NL.
Who is fooling who?
Moderator nshi!

coogar:
i give back what i get in in good measure, pressed down and shaken together!

go f[i]u[/i]ck yourself, you necrophile!

ohhhh - that line still gives you nightmares. the resurrection of your aborted babies and killing them again?
i was just phucking with your mind. your aborted babies are beyond resurrection. not even synagogue can reach those depths of miracle.

you are a married woman. married women don't cyber-gangsters - how irresponsible your husband must be to have left you this lonely to become a serial forum troll! if he's not around, sleep with his best friend and spare us your 50 yr old - "i must blog by force".

Mu he he he he  he he

Behold oooooh!!! "BY THE POWER OF OAM4J/Jarus". . . . ."I YAMMU PRAYING FOR YOUR MOMMO'S TOTO ON  NL", wor-wor, attack-monkey! When are we gonna see that your UGLY MONKEY Yoruba WOR-WOR FACE HUH? WHO BORN YOU? LIKE EVERY WOMAN IS AFRAID OF AN ALMIGHTY NL PEH-NIS OR SOMETHING? NONSENSE!
It is because of cyber riff-raffs like you this thread exists my dia. Of course, we all know 'how things work around here' according to you dunce!
Like anyone cares. No need to ban. Sit here and receive ya whooping. Ijjiot!



Who needs a gang to operate like you? In my years of operating on NL or any other forum off or online, have you ever associated me with a gang. I avoid vemin who have no brains to think or act for themselves sweeerie. Not that desperate for 'love by e-mail, Facebook or PM' functions like MOST of you(aka I go phock you in da name of my good lord. . . .carry belle, then marry born for cyber).


YOU DON LOSE YOUR BANNING POWERS? Abi no SUPA MOD to phock today for LONDON?
Good. . . .go back and kiss some arzzze. . . suck some shyte and come back. Old layer feeling young!
Like I come from Yoruba land where your women run around without underwear phocking father, friend, sister or child(ANYTHING WITH PEH-NIS. . . .INCLUDING GRAND PAPA OWN. . .  ) in the name of your ALADURA churches?


Oooooooooooooooooh. . . .I am shakin' in ma boots! ALL HAIL NL-GESTAPO-MORAL POLICE!!!!

Yoruba coward that needs to sign up 2,000,000 to attack others. Olodo!
Look at this generational, Yoruba basstar-d. . .calling another a 'troll'?
Like you are qualified to phock with a chicken's mind?


kwah-kwah-kwah!

You sef nefa taya to abort for NL? With all your MOD/SUPA-MOD HUNGRY ASHEWOS AND THEIR ABORTION BELLITS? 

Mu he he he
Nigeria and Nairaland for ever!
NL moral police wey nor get wife and pickin for 'ouse! NL-LONDON GHETTO MALE-SLUT! Always looking for where to do 'awon-boyz n gurlz'! Can never stand on his own feet. Yoruba, stinking coward!


O' Baby-Boy!I will-phock-a-SUPAMOD/chop moderator/SUPAMOD shtye on NL to be relevant in life!(EVEN A MALE ONE!)
FYI. . . . Na who fit carry belle fit abort(selective reproduction is in vogue . . .)try ya luck sweerie!  With your own new-generation NL barren wor-wors. Maternity/Paternity tests pending. . . 


You dey read my blog? JELOSI. Obsessed with me and my personal life huh? READ ON SWEEEERAT. Nor quench o. None of you has it this good ma dia. You go soon quench with e-badu belle and e-jolosi! You fit buy ticket travel out of NL for once in your miserable life?
Coooooooooooool!!!! At least I be productive member of NL. . . Wetin you don contribute but to phock around since 2006 with all your 5,000,000 moniker/handles?


Even MAN/WOMAN-LOVERS have babies in this day and age sweeerie. PICKIN DEY HARD TO GET OR BUY THESE DAYS? Only amongst BUUUUUUUUUSH, LOCAL, OMO-ALATIKATIOUS, phock and repent religious m0r0ns LIKE YOU AND YOUR ILK from una Okoro-Yoruba land of NL/OTHER WEBSITES/MESSAGEBOARDS  and Nigeria my dia. . . go and ask your oracles for what you do not know huh? No one needs to 'fast and pray' for ISSUES like you my dia! Abeg try to carry/gif belle and abort at least ONE huh. . . .wey fit die beta death. . . .not a living dead like ya huh? And MOST DEFINITELY NOT the mangled, mounds of lipified, cancerous, fibroid tumours pissed out by all the BARREN females of ya ancestral heritage . . . . littering all over your Ngbatic-fada-phocking, MOTHER'S compound without fathers! Pity, the last female wey get papa for your heritage na ya MAMA. No wonder you can't stand powerful women like myself. . . YOUR MOTHER COULD NEVER BE FOR OPENING HER ARZZZZZZZZE ALL OVA YORUBA LAND AND HAVING Y'AWWWL FOR HER DADDY. . . .THEN DUMPING YOUR USELESS, RETAR-DED ARZZES IN THE GHETTOS OF LONDON TO SEARCH ENDLESSLY FOR YOUR FATHER WHOM WE ALL KNOW WAS YOUR GRANDPA!!!!

Awon phock one, get 5 poohsies free in one family lineage!

You nor senior Seun Osewa? Wey ya own website? NL FOLLOW-FOLLOW-OMO ALE-HOUSEBOY!!!

I ain't clicking JACK!
Goodluck to her!
Her prerogative.
Some peeps wanno be like Jesus. . . others wanno be like 'MIKE'!

God save the buyer.
Who wanno sleep in a bed that fing-ered many boys in the anuses in exchange for 'coolaid' ?
Abi na 'cocoa and cookies'?
Tufiakwa!

coogar:
bootyonme, go and breastfeed your numerous children scattered across the state!
8 children, 9 husbands.

pederast!

Trust you to show up to stroke your own arzzze, sniff ya own shyte. . . then stick it in your buchal cavity!

Thank you!
Unfortunately, I don't do 'alaye' threads. Especially when they are into 2 pages of 'derailment' with you and your fellow Okoro-Ngbatic attention-seeking ijjiots with numerous handles.
We shall meet again.
You sick bassstar-d.
Meanwhile. . . dig up the half-aborted children you have buried for rituals in your mother's compound! Who are also your brothers and sisters WITHOUT FATHERS!
MODA-FOKA!
Enjoy!

coogar:
large percentage of women don't have interests in politics especially nigerian politics.
they are more comfortable with romance/relationships + food + fashion.
let the men handle the politics. bring home the bacon and the women convert it to food.

It is this kind of "feral alimah" that should be killed in this political section I swear! God give me strenght today!
What I wanno know is who made arzzzeholes like this "Freddie Coogar" the moral police of NL to go about insulting his mother, father and grand parents and ancestors all over NL?

OAM4J:
So in your opinion its because they got banned by moderators?

Out there lies political witch-hunting, blackmails, harassment etc yet the tough ones got to be heard and win political offices. Are you saying women are not that tough?

BTW, since I became a mod only one female has been banned from this section to the best of my knowledge and she was not banned for more than 24hrs.

Also what gave you the impression am based in Nigeria? Is it written on my location or what?

*Oh poohsie fart*!

Erm.
Nor be h-only me wan dey hia o!
See me see trobu o!

I said goons like you in Nigeria. I SAID LIKE NIGERIA LIKE NAIRALAND!
Abi o gbo yinglish?
Me nor kia whia you 'base' o!
Not until you do something about those agberos like Aigbofa, EKITI drug-addicts like FStranger and arse-wipe-chopping "Freddie Yoruba Coogar" with parents for 'feral animals' in this your useless political section can YOU be taken seriously. The same energy you and your 'OYA ASHEWO BABES' use to pursue some of us all over NL. . .should be devoted to them too abi?

Abeg move jor!
Me be woman. . . I dey participate. . .So go and chop shyte with all that your "OLUFEMI GBAJABIAMILLA-BAMBI-ALLAH" NL-honorary award!

In other words. . . go impress someone else!
Ewu moderator 'politial section' with that your AWOBI FATHER ILEYA-LOOKING, AGIDI-QUAFFING/SHYTING BUFFOON CALLED JARUS!

Ooooooooooh! I feel beta!

Which kain kweshun be dis?

Even if you be "Al Jareem", ki le tim kpe e  . . . .The "Ultra Global Ati GALACTICAL/EPHEMERUS Dundee United of Nairaland"!

When you carry that your wor-wor, Yoruba, Sharia, crawfish arzze with your 'alaye' boyz/desperado Okoro-Yoruba, chop-chop head. . .OVERSYLLA[b]BUSTS-brazzier-nor-fit-holly-awa-bobbies[/b] WOR-WOR bitchezzz looking to chop cyber 'peh-nises' for pacifiers/pospicles/moderator/SUPA MODERATOR jobs all ova NL to insult and ban them nko?

Looky hia,  . . Stop spreading your caliber of mental re-tardation around here huh?
You should know better.
Mtchewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

Thank God you cannot smell where some of us fart. . . .Like Nigeria, like Nairaland.
Do women participate 'actively' without their arzzzzes being manipulated/phocked by goons like you in Nigeria?
You moderators and your fellow 'ashi' supa mods would have been rapi-sts!

REASON:NOT EVERY WOMAN IS INTERESTED IN BEING A CYBER-HO ON YOUR TERMS!

There!

My people.
Seeing is believing.
This people don goooooo faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!!!!
They are no longer short o! Dem don get Ikebe sef!
Dem dey speak English well-well! Kai!!!!!

I weep for Africa and NIGERIA!!!

Waste of time and energy.
Who wanno attack a wasteland?

Well, you have been ignored enough.
Lemme help ya out,
Mu he he he he he he

Rgp92:
Kill me, and ill kill you back. what what? u mad?

Abeg, go kill Boko Haram first.
Not mad at all.
Nor be to make mouth for h-internet!

We don hia!
All the maighads in our compound are ALL married to IGBO girls. 8 of them!
4 have even had children.
One nearly died of one kwa-kwa 13,000 Naira 'abortion' services in our compound. Na God save us! We nailly h-enter murder case!!!
You are busy hosting Mallams in the South to SCRRRREW-WWWW your women. . . and they are still killing ya arzzes in the North.
Moomoos!

That is not the point!
Un-treated/untreatable medical conditions can lead to high mobidty/mortality rates if not managed properly.
Bill Clinton is not 'fat'  but has had quadruple bypass surgery and is still being treated.
What is the point?

Small fat vs big fat?

Sheeeeeeeeeeesh!
Fine. Get Jesus to wake him up!

Celebrity news web site TMZ has reported that law enforcement say Heavy D [size=20pt]who was just returning from shopping began to experience trouble breathing as he walked up the stairs[/size] which leads to his apartment.

Too fat to climb the stairs to his own apartment huh? Thank God for all those 'LEPAS' that kept phocking his fat arzzze!
Person go dey make money forget to take care of himself! Like all these Nigerian men with their nauseating 'pot-bellies'!
RIP abeg sir! Go chop ya BUCKETS of Kentuky Fried Chicken(Original +Crispy+Oven-Roasted) for Heaven!
ShiiiYOOOOOOR!

Cannibals of the Wild-Wild-West!
She nor even wash am, cook am f'o'rst!

Blame Boko Haram!

Rgp92:
Quran:

"Slay them wherever you find them, (Surah 2:190-)

"Fighting is obligatory for you, much as you dislike it." (Surah 2:216)

"Believers, do not make friends with any but your own people, They desire nothing but your ruin, You believe in the entire Book, When they meet you they say: 'We, too, are believers.' But when alone, they bite their finger-tips with rage." (Surah 3:118, 119)

"If you should die or be slain in the cause of God, His forgiveness and His mercy would surely be better than all the riches, " (Surah 3:156-)

"Seek out your enemies relentlessly." (Surah 4:103-)

"The Jews and Christians say: 'We are the children of God and His loved ones.' Say: 'Why then does He punish you for your sins?" (Surah 5:18)

"Believers, take neither Jews nor Christians for your friends." (Surah 5:51)

Supported!
You are an unbeliever! An infidel according to them!
STAY AWAY!!!
Or, I will gladly join the Boko Haramites and KILL of of you myself for being busy-bodies!

I don't have a government.
Not applicable sir!
Just happy being a 'pretty' refugee!

How not to do an experiment for sure with imbec-iles!
What a failure!

Chi-Dalu:
Nne when it comes to matters like this, never say never. . . go ask Saul of Tarsus ooo

Till then.
As I HATE Christians and Christianity reach?
That can NEVER happen.
Many of my family members died without accepting Christ.
I mean many. We go jam for dia!
My God loves me just the way I am. . . and keeps blessing me so!
I can't stand churches. . . I can't stand religion, I can't stand christianity!
Please, don't pray for moi o!

1759odin:
Common Bootyonme,he's no lizard,he's human try av feelingpathy.It ain't 2 much 4 me to jam.Micheal ft Heavy D----R.I.P.P.

Many pardons monsieur/madmosielle!
I have seen waaaaaay too many deaths in this my life time. . . I have become quite insensitive.
I did not say he was a lizard. He was a health risk for his size alone. With morbid obesity, death is a sure banker.
Nothing you or I can do to bring him back.
If I die today. . .as my God pleases. . . the world would move on too.
No qualms there at all sir!
I may be a passionate being. . . but never a 'sentimental' one. Na so my God create moi, without apologies too.
Sorry.

Abegggi! Make we hear word!
Boko Haram nefa reeeaaash Southern Nigeria, you are already shyting on your cowardly self!

What are YOU waiting for?
Gerrofff da net and start.
We go follow you!
ASIWAJU!!!!

Nothern Nigeria is a MOHAMEDEAN WORLD.
So, gerrova yaself!
When the North comes to your 'docile' Southern Nigeria to ISLAMATIZE your lazy behinds. . . then you can start crying.
Till then, get your lousy behinds OUT OF SHARIA TERRITORIES!
YOU ARE TRESPASSING!

PointB:
They stay in fight for their rights in One Nigeria. Or they'll leave for the place in many Nigeria.
We need to be sure which one we want!

When it comes to religion, YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS!
QURAN SAYS CHRISTIANS ARE INFIDELS!THEY ARE!!!
Don't go to 'enemy' territory. Period!

Bible says:Love they Islamic neighbours as thineselves!
They are both legitimate.
No Christian infidels/churches in the North.
Muslims are Christian neighbours. . . love them ASIS!!!!

No convertion necessary!
Soooooo,. . . . .WHAT IZZZZZ DA PROBLEM?
CHRISTIANS OF COURSE!!! TROUBLE MAKERS!!!

Who cares?
Opinions are like arzzzzes.
Everyone has got one.
It is what you think about yourself that counts the most.

Na wah for these 'bloggers' for this celeb section o!
Some of you need to be banned for life I swear.
WTF is this?

This came as Managing Director of the Federal Airports Authority of Nigeria, FAAN, Mr. George Uriesi, said yesterday that the Federal Government’s action on British Airways was informed by the need to protect the country’s domestic airlines.

How?
Does BA fly domestic routes in Nigeria?

*scratchin' my arzzz*

“Other carriers and their owner nations , if a Nigerian registered carrier , could be elbowed out of that market , it means that other Nigerian carriers could be edged out of any other route by the authorities other than the British market. The access to the Nigerian market is prime for British Airways , so in elbowing out Arik Air out of Abuja – London is enough indication that British Airways will have to face some consequences.”

A-ha!I get it!
Serves them right!
Nigeria nor be moo-moo after all!

I love it!
Up Edo State.
Make SW/SE passenghias nor rap-e dem for bush sha-sha o!

The man was the size of the new AIRBUS 380.
We don't need a prophet to tell us how he departed.
Too late now for a tummy-tuck or metallic braces. . . .so, RIP SIR!!!

Other people in the building say Heavy D died of a heart attack although the cause of his death has been far from confirmed. So far Law enforcement sources say the cause of death was ‘medical’

Lemmme guess?

'IS  H-ENEMY AF 'throw VOODOO' on 'Im to Y-eat 'Is TWENRRRY DOLLAR!!! with MAGUN (According to my Yoruba pals)

ShiiiiYOOOOOOR!